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#209
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a dinosaur
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(12/28/2009)
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Arsonist... a guy with epic hair, a lot of lulz and amazing friends like myself. He will be missed.
#210
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Arsonist
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(12/29/2009)
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Now the **** are you talking about? Aw **** man you better not be saying that I'm dead! I'M NOT DEAD ************!
#212
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a dinosaur
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(01/01/2010)
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Oh sorry....ok everyone pack up this guys on for next Wednesday sorry sorry lets hurry over to uh ..miss pattersons house she needs a pick up soon. Hey sorry guy tell you what though we'll give you a free reaper funeral on the house if you know when some ones gonna die tell us and we will handle free of charge. Also leave where please.
#214
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Arsonist
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(01/07/2010)
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God dammit. This happens every week! You guys need to get your **** together.
#215
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a dinosaur
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(01/10/2010)
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Well with all these burning houses its kind of rush hour non-stop.
#216
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Arsonist
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(01/11/2010)
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Not my fault the firemen suck at stopping fires. And it's DEFINITELY not my fault that the cops suck at catching me.
#217
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a dinosaur
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(01/11/2010)
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It is your fault so many people don't like scorched bodies from fires you started lying around, otherwise they wouldn't be scorched.
#218
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Arsonist
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(01/12/2010)
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Well maybe if they did a better job at running from my fires they wouldn't get scorched. This is a free country, I will put my fires wherever the hell I want.
#221
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a dinosaur
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(01/15/2010)
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Well I wouldn't be so far behind in my job if you'd slow it down. SO NYAAH :Pt
#222
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Arsonist
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(01/15/2010)
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Hey you know what? We're in a real ****** economy right now so I'm giving you tons of business. I don't wanna hear any of your complaints.
#223
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a dinosaur
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(01/16/2010)
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I'm the one person who doesn't need that, because I am so lazy I would rather get set on fire by a maniac with amazing ha----- hey what are you doing on next Wednesday?
#224
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Arsonist
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(01/16/2010)
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Umm, nothing much, I gotta take the car in around 11:00 that day and I have a dermatologist appointment around 1:30. I think that's because of all the burns. Why?
#225
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a dinosaur
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(01/17/2010)
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Grab a bottle of kerosene, lighter fluid, oil, gas, and some fire works. I have an idea...
#226
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Arsonist
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(01/19/2010)
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Done, where do I need to go and when do I need to be there?
#227
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a dinosaur
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(01/19/2010)
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The corner of sesame street and electric avenue in zoobalumjupe island on February 31 at 13:70 qm.
#228
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(01/19/2010)
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Okay, need me to bring anything else? A sandwich? Perhaps some hookers? A cute, cuddly kitty?
#236
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a dinosaur
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(01/20/2010)
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A lighter might be helpful.
#237
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Arsonist
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(01/20/2010)
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I have plenty of those. Is this all you really need?
#238
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a dinosaur
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(01/20/2010)
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Can you kill me with those? If yes that's all I need. If no bring a shotgun, and some bullets for good measure, and maybe a gameboy because it's a long ******* drive.
#239
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Arsonist
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(01/20/2010)
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Oh you want me to kill you? That's simple, let me put on my fisting glove.
#247
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Arsonist
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(01/24/2010)
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**** how did you know I always wanted that?! You're so thoughtful. So when should I kill you?
#246
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a dinosaur
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(01/24/2010)
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I just got the idea for a christmas gift for you, you ready? A dead baby wrapped in pretty lights! Great right?
#245
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Arsonist
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(01/22/2010)
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So do dead babies...wait did I say that out loud?
#244
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a dinosaur
**User deleted account**
(01/22/2010)
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Pretty lights make everything fun.
#241
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Arsonist
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(01/20/2010)
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Fine, but this way is just so much more fun.
#240
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a dinosaur
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(01/20/2010)
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Whoa slow down with that idea, the only person who fists me is a certain someone who wears leather, and doesn't believe in a safe word.
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