It is your fault so many people don't like scorched - #2446875 added by a dinosaur at Arsonist's profile

#209 - a dinosaur **User deleted account**

(12/28/2009) [-]

Arsonist... a guy with epic hair, a lot of lulz and amazing friends like myself. He will be missed.

#210 to #212 - Arsonist

(12/29/2009) [-]

Now the **** are you talking about? Aw **** man you better not be saying that I'm dead! I'M NOT DEAD ************!

#212 to #213 - a dinosaur **User deleted account**

(01/01/2010) [-]

Oh sorry....ok everyone pack up this guys on for next Wednesday sorry sorry lets hurry over to uh ..miss pattersons house she needs a pick up soon. Hey sorry guy tell you what though we'll give you a free reaper funeral on the house if you know when some ones gonna die tell us and we will handle free of charge. Also leave where please.

#214 to #216 - Arsonist

(01/07/2010) [-]

God dammit. This happens every week! You guys need to get your **** together.

#215 to #218 - a dinosaur **User deleted account**

(01/10/2010) [-]

Well with all these burning houses its kind of rush hour non-stop.

#216 to #219 - Arsonist

(01/11/2010) [-]

Not my fault the firemen suck at stopping fires. And it's DEFINITELY not my fault that the cops suck at catching me.

#217 to #220 - a dinosaur **User deleted account**

(01/11/2010) [-]

It is your fault so many people don't like scorched bodies from fires you started lying around, otherwise they wouldn't be scorched.

#218 to #221 - Arsonist

(01/12/2010) [-]

Well maybe if they did a better job at running from my fires they wouldn't get scorched. This is a free country, I will put my fires wherever the hell I want.

#221 to #222 - a dinosaur **User deleted account**

(01/15/2010) [-]

Well I wouldn't be so far behind in my job if you'd slow it down. SO NYAAH :Pt

#222 to #225 - Arsonist

(01/15/2010) [-]

Hey you know what? We're in a real ****** economy right now so I'm giving you tons of business. I don't wanna hear any of your complaints.

#223 to #226 - a dinosaur **User deleted account**

(01/16/2010) [-]

I'm the one person who doesn't need that, because I am so lazy I would rather get set on fire by a maniac with amazing ha----- hey what are you doing on next Wednesday?

#224 to #227 - Arsonist

(01/16/2010) [-]

Umm, nothing much, I gotta take the car in around 11:00 that day and I have a dermatologist appointment around 1:30. I think that's because of all the burns. Why?

#225 to #228 - a dinosaur **User deleted account**

(01/17/2010) [-]

Grab a bottle of kerosene, lighter fluid, oil, gas, and some fire works. I have an idea...

#226 to #229 - Arsonist

(01/19/2010) [-]

Done, where do I need to go and when do I need to be there?

#227 to #230 - a dinosaur **User deleted account**

(01/19/2010) [-]

The corner of sesame street and electric avenue in zoobalumjupe island on February 31 at 13:70 qm.

#228 to #231 - Arsonist

(01/19/2010) [-]

Okay, need me to bring anything else? A sandwich? Perhaps some hookers? A cute, cuddly kitty?

#236 to #232 - a dinosaur **User deleted account**

(01/20/2010) [-]

A lighter might be helpful.

#237 to #240 - Arsonist

(01/20/2010) [-]

I have plenty of those. Is this all you really need?

#238 to #241 - a dinosaur **User deleted account**

(01/20/2010) [-]

Can you kill me with those? If yes that's all I need. If no bring a shotgun, and some bullets for good measure, and maybe a gameboy because it's a long ******* drive.

#239 to #242 - Arsonist

(01/20/2010) [-]

Oh you want me to kill you? That's simple, let me put on my fisting glove.

#247 to #243 - Arsonist

(01/24/2010) [-]

**** how did you know I always wanted that?! You're so thoughtful. So when should I kill you?

#246 to #243 - a dinosaur **User deleted account**

(01/24/2010) [-]

I just got the idea for a christmas gift for you, you ready? A dead baby wrapped in pretty lights! Great right?

#245 to #243 - Arsonist

(01/22/2010) [-]

So do dead babies...wait did I say that out loud?