www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=p0j0lO7uQBo#t=23s

Glorious, what have you been up to?

Well I just learned I'm sick. I sound like a raspy old man.

My dick

You can get it up?! WHAT AN ACHIEVEMENT!

Massive amounts of Viagra and violent pornography.

Gotta do what you gotta do... I could use some violent porn 'bout now.

I'm not supplying.

...Why not?

I always go incognito.

C'mon, don't be a faaag.

WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS

No we haven't, now gimme.

No

Please?

No

Why so stubborn?

Cause I'm such an ass

I beg to differ on you being an ass, maybe a douche but not an ass.

At least I don't wear popped collars.

Yeah that's something, the hitting and quitting doesn't help your case though.

wat

IT'S IN MY JEANS I GUESS

URRHURR, pun.

That was the best and you know it.

It was bad and you should feel bad.

Shut up I love bad puns.

WHY?!

Cause they're just so dumb.

That is not explanation! CEASE THE PUNS!

NO

Why do you act so stubborn?! Desu~!

THIS IS WHO I AM NOW MOM GAWD

I knew I should've kept your father around, oh I'm a terrible mother. Desu~

YAY YOU TOOK MY 1K VIRGINITY

YAY! DESU~

Hurr faggin up dis place

Dat's redundant wen dis site iz all fag, HURR.

BUT YOU LEFT A HOLE ONLY YOU COULD FILL

BEENG NUT A FEG?

NUT ENIF FIGS

NEED MOAR FIGS U SEY?

MINY MUR

PLIC GITN FL OF LoL FIGS

HY WEEL DO MAH BEHST!

WAI?

WAIT

COMMENT THREE MORE TIMES

LOLKAY

I love furries, am a VERY strong brony, but I've also been on the internet long enough to realize that people are always gonna hate. So instead of showing discontent, I try to diffuse their malice with calm and usually indifferent comments.

Plus, I like getting along with everyone. So even the pony haters don't despise me.

1003? Yeah. A lot, and I mean A LOT, of them were conversations between me and Commiekirby.

Well hallo!

Hello

How'd you come across me?

funnyjunk.com/text/3296567/...

saw your comment and decided to give you a hug :)

Ughabughabugh :D That's very nice of you!

I've... actually... never thought of it like that.

But it's pronounced like "arrow".

Yeh.

Yay.

Skyppppe.

Kaaaaaaaaay.

Skype?

Sure.

Message me if you're internet's being dodgy again.

It appears to be malfunctioning and such so I'll send a message.

What is with your Skype lately?

I don't know, just more bad luck I guess.

Well fix it.

But I can't bash a computer program with a crowbar.

If you can't fix it with a hammer you can fix it with duct tape.

Hey...

What's up?

I'm... really down right now...

Really, really down. I'm close to just... yeah....

Tell me about it... I'm feeling the exact same...

Skype...

Please...

Just get on Skype man.

I did and I have been on Skype for a bit now...

It doesn't say you're online...

Well it's a whore.

Well try sending me a message or restarting.

Look what I found. C:

moar!!!!!!!
uhh i mean well that a nice story

D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

There's one of Rarity and Pinkie Pie too.

Never seen them, I have found one of Rainbow Dash though. :3

Formatted like that one?

Similar, it's in 2nd person if that's what you're talking about.

Well that and is the text below a pic like that?

Yep, it's part of large amount of those stories in a document.

Link me?

Don't have it anymore but I can send it to you on Skype.

Well I'm logged on so feel free to skype me.

Actually, please do. When I open my profile on here it lags my comp.

Kay, I'll jump on now.

Whut?

YOU HEARD ME!!!

I'm lost!

YOU SHOULD BE BECAUSE THE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE KICK ASS WITH CARS AND PIPES.

I'M DONE

:(

Was talking about my friend and his game...

Oh. Well you could have said that.

Well my way is more fun.

For you.

Why isn't it fun for you, it can't be that bad.

Just not in the mood I guess. :/

I'm sorry...
Something going on?

Not really. Just tired is all.

Oh okay, maybe you should go to bed then.

I can't. I have to do homework. :c

Oh, how fun.

HAR HAR, I'M ALL ALONE ON THIS PROFILE.

HEY! HEY! HEY! RESPOND!

@887 HA! DON'T FUCK WITH HER!

@906
There's a lot of cute Applejack and Rainbow Dash pics I've noticed. :3

They do make a good couple.

I do admit that.

Who would go well with Fluttershy?

Perhaps Twilight Sparkle?

Eh, nah.

Well not Rarity and definitely not Pinkie.

Oh well yeah! Maybe.... Hmm....

I don't know who honestly...

I'm trying to think of side-characters.

Or maybe an OC. :3

Well Doctor Whoof already has Derpy...

If you're thinking of yourself then no.

D:

Derp.

Nah, I lied.
U MAD?

I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU

Come and get me, hehe. :3

No seriously, do it... Fluttershy is getting bored watching TV, playing games, and enjoying sugary treats.

Sorry I had to hear a lecture from my dad.

It's fine, Fluttershy is still bored though.

She wouldn't be bored if she was with me. :3

Then you should come and get her. :3

Too farrrrrrrr

But don't you love Fluttershy?

Yes, but I'm a lazy ass.

Fluttershy is annoyed now.

Too lazyyyyy.

Well I guess me and Fluttershy are going to have some fun, if you know what I mean.

Touch her and your dick will be at the bottom of the ocean. With or without the rest of you is up to you.

I was just going to bake muffins with her, I love Rainbow Dash not Fluttershy!

SPEAKING OF WHICH! http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5879242/

Fucking D'awwwwwww. :3

Love BlackFury.

Oh, hey! Sorry! It's a long story bu I couldn't really see your message.

@869
On a random note, Limp Bizkit kicks ass.

Who?

It's a band...

I really stay inside my three bands and hardly go outside those.

Well you should listen to other sterf too.

But I like my bands! :D

DO EET FAGGOT.

NNNNNNNNNNNU!

BITCH, I WILL CUT YOU.

NO

THEN I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO DO SOMETHING YOU'LL HATE...

What? :C

SOMETHING TO THIS SWEET LITTLE PONY RIGHT HERE...

BITCH I WILL RAPE AND BEAT YOU WITH YOUR OWN DAMN DOG

YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME... AHAHAHAH....
Which dog?

BOTH

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME THOUGH... YOU'LL LIVE FOREVER AND EVER THINKING ABOUT SWEET OL' FLUTTERSHY AND HOW SHE WAS TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU.... AHAHAHAHAHAH...

CHANGE OF PLANS... SHE JUST KICKED MY ASS.

Hey! Oh it's fine, what was going on?

Well I logged on, then a bunch of drama started on FA and facebook, and I kept the tab open while I was talking with some people. For hours.

Drama? What's been going on?

Oh just some stuff I'd rather not talk about.

Oh okay, well are you feeling okay?

Oh yeah I'm fine.

Oh good, so what are you up to?

Just checking my stuff and being annoyed by allergies.

Ah, I'm bored as you can see.

Nothing at all to do?

I could go play games but that would require me to stop all conversations.

Games>Social?

But they're bronies.

Game>Bronies?

No, um... if that's okay with you...

Haha, just sayin'.

Yay, Fluttershy. ^W^

<3 Fluttershy

@836
It is pretty fantastic. Loving it.

Know how to play it?

Still learning it of course. But I learned how to read tabs so I'm hoping I'll get the hang of it soon.

Oh, cool.
So anything going on?

Well I'm at my nephew's house, otherwise I'd be playing Fallout 3 right now.

But I might go play Left 4 Dead 2 here. :D

Yayferdoodle.

Sorry, having fun playing Victoria 2.

Victoria 2?

It's a strategy game based in the Victorian Era, I'm playing a mod where you can play as Equestria. :3

:O That sounds AWESOME.

It is! Right now I'm the Celestian Empire but Luna is leading the liberals to a take over, also about to annex a lot of shit.

That game sounds pretty fun.

PREPARE TO DIE MEXICO!

@ #810 Apply the roofies. Seduce him.

I have a question for you... but maybe I shouldn't ask...

Shoot.

...Are you still against the whole dating anyone...?

Oh... Hehe... I see where you going... Well sorry, no. Heh. I'm still just stabilize my life for now.

...oh okay... have fun with that I guess...

:/ Sorry man. You understand why, right?

I understand, I'm not good enough for you anyway...

Hahahaha, nonono. Don't act like that. I'm actually a lousy piece of ass. Ask my exes! :D

No you're not, you're better than me...
I may be very intelligent and clever but I'm ugly as sin and can't do anything right...

Oh psh you're fine. You just need to get a little confidence. Bitches LOVE confidence.

You still there?

Sorry. My computer was lagging out real bad.

Don't worry about it.

Meh, that's what being arrogant in public is for.

There's a bold line between arrogance and confidence.

I was just joking in case you didn't know...

......... My statement still stands.

Not denying that...

I'm just saying. :3

I'm just Saiyan. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

So how are you doing? :3

Sorry I haven't been online. GAMEZZZZZ (And I'll be going back after this message. c: )

I'm good though. Finally got that bass.

It's okay man.

Awesome, pretty nice?

Yay!!! This is going to be fun!!!

And feel free to buttfuck him.

I'm not sure if I want to touch him lest he infects me with his idiocy so I'll just get a bear to do so.

@#790 You lost me.

I thought I had made it clear to you that I am insane and very strange...

Oh well yeah, I can still usually keep following you.

Yay, someone is following me ALL THE TIME...

*stalk**stalk*

So you've been that person following me all the time!
I find that horrifically adorable. ^-^

Shshshsh. It's secret!

Kay, it will be our little secret! ^_^

Good, so keep it on the down low.

FINE, a little bit shy aren't you?

Yes... c:

But later you're going to flip out on me like this aren't you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwp60eYuie0&feature=related

Hahaha, you showed me that. I love it! C:

I know but it's just so awesome that I have to post it multiple times, and I still find the stalking very cute. ^^

Am I kinda strange because of that?

Naw, you're about the same as a lot of my other friends.

I thought maybe the whole liked to be stalked was strange but okay.

By the way, look at the second highest rated comment on the video.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

1. That man must die.

2. I hate when people say waifu.

LOL U MAD?

1. Of course he must, his screenname is dumb.

2. I do as well.

I'm going to kill him.

Can I help? :3

A lot. It's been a great weekend! C:

Oh rly? What kinda good stuff is going on?

Well I went to a great local diner, saw The Hangover 2, got a new Heartless Necklace, got some bitchin' headphones that have a mic, and I'm gonna see a good friend tomorrow and maybe even get a bass.

Sounds like a pretty damn kickass weekend! Yayferdoodle you gots a mic now!

I love these headphones! They are amazing.

Now only if I can find an Ethernet cord so I can ramble on into the mic to you because why the fuck not...

That's right... bitch.
Goddamn I'm bored...

What kind of weird mic do you have?

A magic one...
No, I just need my ethenet so I can use Skype on my laptop.

Built-in mice or something?

No, it's a headset.

Then why need to do it on your laptop?

Because I'm not sure if my mother would approve of me putting Skype on this computer.

Put the program on a flash drive and run it from that drive on the comp.

Loving that idea but no clue where my flash drive is...

B'awww. That's what I did for a few things.

Well talk to you later, I'm heading off to bed. Probably won't get any sleep but ehhhhhh...

Oh, haha. Alright.

You'll just have to wait till Monday or possibly tomorrow for my weird shit and or blandness.

I prolly won't be on much tomorrow.

Well meh.

Obviously back on now.

No you're not, what crazy batshit is going on here.

Yeah I suppose. You?

My exact reaction to that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLTZctTG6cE

Not the greatest.

c: Fluttershy.

Why not?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwp60eYuie0 Don't fuck with Fluttershy. O_O

Might get kicked out...
(Sorry about the late response)

I wanna know what episode that is.

Why? (Gotta go for a bit.)

Might be the last episode or close to it.

Pissed off my father...
(Okay)

I have to pick it back up. I stopped watching at around Winter Wrap-Up.

What'd you do?

Just because of angry Fluttershy? :3

Supposedly be lazy and well, just be myself really.

Pretty much.

:/ We're all a little lazy inside.

Yay.

Goddammit... need to find a place to stay.

I'm really pissed.

@754
Dammit...

@735
So, what do you think of this silly rapture stuff?

Just stupid. But right now I wouldn't mind an end.

Well it's seven years of peace and prosperity according to everything and don't think like that man, you've got a lot to look forward to. Don't let some goddamn bitch make you think otherwise!

What's getting to me is that shitstorm that's going to follow close behind. I don't want a fucking dramatic fight. I wanted this breakup to be clean.

You can still keep this clean, just try to cool down.

I'm acting cool. I'm enraged, but every word I have said to her has been calm and collected.

Well if you need to really let it out, do it but prepare for shitstorm...

I know. But just... FUCK! I FUCKING HATE THAT WHORE OF A BACKSTABBING BITCH!

I know how it feels man... go smash something!

Sorry that I'm not much help...

Oh it's fine. I think I won the argument I guess. But it still doesn't fix what's gonna happen...

*Sigh* Wish I could help...

There's nothing you could possibly do. I'm gonna have to face it. :I

I could build a cruise missile with some buddies and launch it...

Make love not war man.

But the cool explosions...

I know they're cool. But no.

You sure?

I'm sure.

What's going on?
Look at all these silly people freaking about the rapture, hehehe...

Alright, long story short, while I was dating the girl who just left me a girl I know came onto me. I made mistakes. I regret it more than anything else in my life and told her not to tell anyone. She said sure, and afterward she still really loved me. She was a stalker so to speak. But can you guess what she fucking did today? After she said she loves me, which I never returned, she fucking back stabbed me. I'm going to fucking kill her.

Well... holy shit.
Sorry but I'm not sure what to say...

I regret what I did. I was weak and did something unforgivable. I get that. But when a girl who (STILL) loves me goes and does that like "it's no big deal" is even worse.

I thought you were done with the whole love thing I mean sure, this was just a blatant backstabbing because she's a bitch and didn't get what she wanted but still.

I am done with love. She loves me. I don't back. But fuck. This is making me see red.

I can see why man, just let it go...

Well I would if this didn't start a war. Shit's gonna hit the fan real soon.

Wanna go on Skype and talk about this?

Sure.

Wait nevermind. I can't open Skype.

What's wrong with it?

We had a virus and it fucked with our executable file association.

That sucks a fucking lot, how did you manage to get a virus?

It popped up while I was reading the TwoWorlds webcomic.

Was it a download of sorts?

No, just a regular website comic.

Huh, well that's just weird.

I know.