@709 Well then you'll just keep going into the vicious cycle.

It's worth it.

You'll be saying that now. But just wait.

Huh. I'm doing great.

What about the punching babies?

Good to hear.

Oh yeah that, I'm just really stressed and pissed off right now...

Well I got to beat the fuck out of a vending machine. I've never felt so alive~ So try that.

I shall... except I'll replace the vending machine with apathetic and greedy bastards that must be taught a goddamn lesson...

No, man, gotta be vending machines. People might fight back. But I showed that machine who's boss. He tried to eat my dollar, but I smacked it so hard it gave me two fucking candies. Two. Fucker was put in his god damn place.

Heh, that made me laugh.
True... people fight back... where's my gun?

Dude, it has to be physical. Dude, you should have seen me. I was slamming my whole body against it, absolutely screaming "BULLSHIT YOU PIECE OF FUCKING HORSESHIT I WILL FUCKING END YOU IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME MY GOD DAMN FUCKING SKITTLES RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!" I attracted quite the crowd. But they all cheered when it finally fell. :D

Soooooo... my sword?

Nope. Fists.

But I'm so weak! God, I'm like Poland! I fight valiantly and with spirit but lose miserably...

Dude, so am I. Trust me. All my exes are stronger than me. I am a weak fuck. It's all about the release of adrenaline and anger, not damage.

Yeah that's true, of course I'm more persistent than anything.
I may get knocked down many times but I'll win in the end.

I swear I thought the machine was gonna tip on me. I was hitting it so hard.

Maybe I'm just pure evil now but you should have did this to someone you hate...

For one, ever since I stopped caring, I don't really "hate" anyone. (Except that fucker who asked my ex to prom a week after she left me. >:C)

Second, if I got into a fight I would have either lost or been suspended/expelled. Not worth it.

Damn, wish I could give up my grudges like you... (That's just poor timing...)

Oh yeah, assaulting people is not okay for some crazy batshit reason.

You just gotta learn to detach. Don't live for tomorrow and don't get stuck in the past. Enjoy the moment! CARPE DIEM!

Of course it is. It endangers others.

Wait, if I give up all of that then my whole vengeance obsessed part of me will go away... that would make me a sad panda.

HOLY SHIT, I NEVER KNEW THAT.

So be it. I'm 80% happier now that I've seized each day with both arms outstretched.