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User avatar #683 - commiekirby ONLINE (05/14/2011) [-]
It seems my inbox is STILL broken, so as I said earlier how are you doing?
User avatar #704 to #689 - Aro (05/14/2011) [-]
@709 Well then you'll just keep going into the vicious cycle.
User avatar #705 to #710 - commiekirby ONLINE (05/14/2011) [-]
It's worth it.
User avatar #706 to #711 - Aro (05/14/2011) [-]
You'll be saying that now. But just wait.
User avatar #707 to #712 - commiekirby ONLINE (05/14/2011) [-]
All I have to say to that is Deus Vult.
User avatar #684 to #689 - Aro (05/14/2011) [-]
Huh. I'm doing great.

What about the punching babies?
User avatar #685 to #690 - commiekirby ONLINE (05/14/2011) [-]
Good to hear.

Oh yeah that, I'm just really stressed and pissed off right now...
User avatar #686 to #691 - Aro (05/14/2011) [-]
Well I got to beat the fuck out of a vending machine. I've never felt so alive~ So try that.
User avatar #687 to #692 - commiekirby ONLINE (05/14/2011) [-]
I shall... except I'll replace the vending machine with apathetic and greedy bastards that must be taught a goddamn lesson...
User avatar #688 to #693 - Aro (05/14/2011) [-]
No, man, gotta be vending machines. People might fight back. But I showed that machine who's boss. He tried to eat my dollar, but I smacked it so hard it gave me two fucking candies. Two. Fucker was put in his god damn place.
User avatar #689 to #694 - commiekirby ONLINE (05/14/2011) [-]
Heh, that made me laugh.
True... people fight back... where's my gun?
User avatar #690 to #695 - Aro (05/14/2011) [-]
Dude, it has to be physical. Dude, you should have seen me. I was slamming my whole body against it, absolutely screaming "BULLSHIT YOU PIECE OF FUCKING HORSESHIT I WILL FUCKING END YOU IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME MY GOD DAMN FUCKING SKITTLES RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!" I attracted quite the crowd. But they all cheered when it finally fell. :D
User avatar #691 to #696 - commiekirby ONLINE (05/14/2011) [-]
Soooooo... my sword?
User avatar #692 to #697 - Aro (05/14/2011) [-]
Nope. Fists.
User avatar #693 to #698 - commiekirby ONLINE (05/14/2011) [-]
But I'm so weak! God, I'm like Poland! I fight valiantly and with spirit but lose miserably...
User avatar #694 to #699 - Aro (05/14/2011) [-]
Dude, so am I. Trust me. All my exes are stronger than me. I am a weak fuck. It's all about the release of adrenaline and anger, not damage.
User avatar #695 to #700 - commiekirby ONLINE (05/14/2011) [-]
Yeah that's true, of course I'm more persistent than anything.
I may get knocked down many times but I'll win in the end.
User avatar #696 to #701 - Aro (05/14/2011) [-]
I swear I thought the machine was gonna tip on me. I was hitting it so hard.
User avatar #697 to #702 - commiekirby ONLINE (05/14/2011) [-]
Maybe I'm just pure evil now but you should have did this to someone you hate...
User avatar #698 to #703 - Aro (05/14/2011) [-]
For one, ever since I stopped caring, I don't really "hate" anyone. (Except that fucker who asked my ex to prom a week after she left me. >:C)

Second, if I got into a fight I would have either lost or been suspended/expelled. Not worth it.
User avatar #699 to #704 - commiekirby ONLINE (05/14/2011) [-]
Damn, wish I could give up my grudges like you... (That's just poor timing...)

Oh yeah, assaulting people is not okay for some crazy batshit reason.
User avatar #700 to #705 - Aro (05/14/2011) [-]
You just gotta learn to detach. Don't live for tomorrow and don't get stuck in the past. Enjoy the moment! CARPE DIEM!

Of course it is. It endangers others.
User avatar #701 to #706 - commiekirby ONLINE (05/14/2011) [-]
Wait, if I give up all of that then my whole vengeance obsessed part of me will go away... that would make me a sad panda.

HOLY SHIT, I NEVER KNEW THAT.
User avatar #702 to #707 - Aro (05/14/2011) [-]
So be it. I'm 80% happier now that I've seized each day with both arms outstretched.
User avatar #703 to #708 - commiekirby ONLINE (05/14/2011) [-]
I can't lose my chaotic good side!
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