I love furries, am a VERY strong brony, but I've also been on the internet long enough to realize that people are always gonna hate. So instead of showing discontent, I try to diffuse their malice with calm and usually indifferent comments.

Plus, I like getting along with everyone. So even the pony haters don't despise me.

1003? Yeah. A lot, and I mean A LOT, of them were conversations between me and Commiekirby.

Well hallo!

Hello

How'd you come across me?

funnyjunk.com/text/3296567/...

saw your comment and decided to give you a hug :)

Ughabughabugh :D That's very nice of you!

I've... actually... never thought of it like that.

But it's pronounced like "arrow".

Yeh.

Yay.

Skyppppe.

Kaaaaaaaaay.

Skype?

Sure.

Message me if you're internet's being dodgy again.

It appears to be malfunctioning and such so I'll send a message.

What is with your Skype lately?

I don't know, just more bad luck I guess.

Well fix it.

But I can't bash a computer program with a crowbar.

If you can't fix it with a hammer you can fix it with duct tape.

Hey...

What's up?

I'm... really down right now...

Really, really down. I'm close to just... yeah....

Tell me about it... I'm feeling the exact same...

Skype...

Please...

Just get on Skype man.

I did and I have been on Skype for a bit now...

It doesn't say you're online...

Well it's a whore.

Well try sending me a message or restarting.

Look what I found. C:

moar!!!!!!!
uhh i mean well that a nice story

D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

There's one of Rarity and Pinkie Pie too.

Never seen them, I have found one of Rainbow Dash though. :3

Formatted like that one?

Similar, it's in 2nd person if that's what you're talking about.

Well that and is the text below a pic like that?

Yep, it's part of large amount of those stories in a document.

Link me?

Don't have it anymore but I can send it to you on Skype.

Well I'm logged on so feel free to skype me.

Actually, please do. When I open my profile on here it lags my comp.

Kay, I'll jump on now.

Whut?

YOU HEARD ME!!!

I'm lost!

YOU SHOULD BE BECAUSE THE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE KICK ASS WITH CARS AND PIPES.

I'M DONE

:(

Was talking about my friend and his game...

Oh. Well you could have said that.

Well my way is more fun.

For you.

Why isn't it fun for you, it can't be that bad.

Just not in the mood I guess. :/

I'm sorry...
Something going on?

Not really. Just tired is all.

Oh okay, maybe you should go to bed then.

I can't. I have to do homework. :c

Oh, how fun.

HAR HAR, I'M ALL ALONE ON THIS PROFILE.

HEY! HEY! HEY! RESPOND!

@887 HA! DON'T FUCK WITH HER!

@906
There's a lot of cute Applejack and Rainbow Dash pics I've noticed. :3

They do make a good couple.

I do admit that.

Who would go well with Fluttershy?

Perhaps Twilight Sparkle?

Eh, nah.

Well not Rarity and definitely not Pinkie.

Oh well yeah! Maybe.... Hmm....

I don't know who honestly...

I'm trying to think of side-characters.

Or maybe an OC. :3

Well Doctor Whoof already has Derpy...

If you're thinking of yourself then no.

D:

Derp.

Nah, I lied.
U MAD?

I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU

Come and get me, hehe. :3

No seriously, do it... Fluttershy is getting bored watching TV, playing games, and enjoying sugary treats.

Sorry I had to hear a lecture from my dad.

It's fine, Fluttershy is still bored though.

She wouldn't be bored if she was with me. :3

Then you should come and get her. :3

Too farrrrrrrr

But don't you love Fluttershy?

Yes, but I'm a lazy ass.

Fluttershy is annoyed now.

Too lazyyyyy.

Well I guess me and Fluttershy are going to have some fun, if you know what I mean.

Touch her and your dick will be at the bottom of the ocean. With or without the rest of you is up to you.

I was just going to bake muffins with her, I love Rainbow Dash not Fluttershy!

SPEAKING OF WHICH! http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5879242/

Fucking D'awwwwwww. :3

Love BlackFury.

Oh, hey! Sorry! It's a long story bu I couldn't really see your message.

@869
On a random note, Limp Bizkit kicks ass.

Who?

It's a band...

I really stay inside my three bands and hardly go outside those.

Well you should listen to other sterf too.

But I like my bands! :D

DO EET FAGGOT.

NNNNNNNNNNNU!

BITCH, I WILL CUT YOU.

NO

THEN I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO DO SOMETHING YOU'LL HATE...

What? :C

SOMETHING TO THIS SWEET LITTLE PONY RIGHT HERE...

BITCH I WILL RAPE AND BEAT YOU WITH YOUR OWN DAMN DOG

YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME... AHAHAHAH....
Which dog?

BOTH

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME THOUGH... YOU'LL LIVE FOREVER AND EVER THINKING ABOUT SWEET OL' FLUTTERSHY AND HOW SHE WAS TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU.... AHAHAHAHAHAH...

CHANGE OF PLANS... SHE JUST KICKED MY ASS.

Hey! Oh it's fine, what was going on?

Well I logged on, then a bunch of drama started on FA and facebook, and I kept the tab open while I was talking with some people. For hours.

Drama? What's been going on?

Oh just some stuff I'd rather not talk about.

Oh okay, well are you feeling okay?

Oh yeah I'm fine.

Oh good, so what are you up to?

Just checking my stuff and being annoyed by allergies.

Ah, I'm bored as you can see.

Nothing at all to do?

I could go play games but that would require me to stop all conversations.

Games>Social?

But they're bronies.

Game>Bronies?

No, um... if that's okay with you...

Haha, just sayin'.

Yay, Fluttershy. ^W^

<3 Fluttershy

@836
It is pretty fantastic. Loving it.

Know how to play it?

Still learning it of course. But I learned how to read tabs so I'm hoping I'll get the hang of it soon.

Oh, cool.
So anything going on?

Well I'm at my nephew's house, otherwise I'd be playing Fallout 3 right now.

But I might go play Left 4 Dead 2 here. :D

Yayferdoodle.

Sorry, having fun playing Victoria 2.

Victoria 2?

It's a strategy game based in the Victorian Era, I'm playing a mod where you can play as Equestria. :3

:O That sounds AWESOME.

It is! Right now I'm the Celestian Empire but Luna is leading the liberals to a take over, also about to annex a lot of shit.

That game sounds pretty fun.

PREPARE TO DIE MEXICO!

@ #810 Apply the roofies. Seduce him.

I have a question for you... but maybe I shouldn't ask...

Shoot.

...Are you still against the whole dating anyone...?

Oh... Hehe... I see where you going... Well sorry, no. Heh. I'm still just stabilize my life for now.

...oh okay... have fun with that I guess...

:/ Sorry man. You understand why, right?

I understand, I'm not good enough for you anyway...

Hahahaha, nonono. Don't act like that. I'm actually a lousy piece of ass. Ask my exes! :D

No you're not, you're better than me...
I may be very intelligent and clever but I'm ugly as sin and can't do anything right...

Oh psh you're fine. You just need to get a little confidence. Bitches LOVE confidence.

You still there?

Sorry. My computer was lagging out real bad.

Don't worry about it.

Meh, that's what being arrogant in public is for.

There's a bold line between arrogance and confidence.

I was just joking in case you didn't know...

......... My statement still stands.

Not denying that...

I'm just saying. :3

I'm just Saiyan. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

So how are you doing? :3

Sorry I haven't been online. GAMEZZZZZ (And I'll be going back after this message. c: )

I'm good though. Finally got that bass.

It's okay man.

Awesome, pretty nice?

Yay!!! This is going to be fun!!!

And feel free to buttfuck him.

I'm not sure if I want to touch him lest he infects me with his idiocy so I'll just get a bear to do so.

@#790 You lost me.

I thought I had made it clear to you that I am insane and very strange...

Oh well yeah, I can still usually keep following you.

Yay, someone is following me ALL THE TIME...

*stalk**stalk*

So you've been that person following me all the time!
I find that horrifically adorable. ^-^

Shshshsh. It's secret!

Kay, it will be our little secret! ^_^

Good, so keep it on the down low.

FINE, a little bit shy aren't you?

Yes... c:

But later you're going to flip out on me like this aren't you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwp60eYuie0&feature=related

Hahaha, you showed me that. I love it! C:

I know but it's just so awesome that I have to post it multiple times, and I still find the stalking very cute. ^^

Am I kinda strange because of that?

Naw, you're about the same as a lot of my other friends.

I thought maybe the whole liked to be stalked was strange but okay.

By the way, look at the second highest rated comment on the video.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

1. That man must die.

2. I hate when people say waifu.

LOL U MAD?

1. Of course he must, his screenname is dumb.

2. I do as well.

I'm going to kill him.

Can I help? :3

A lot. It's been a great weekend! C:

Oh rly? What kinda good stuff is going on?

Well I went to a great local diner, saw The Hangover 2, got a new Heartless Necklace, got some bitchin' headphones that have a mic, and I'm gonna see a good friend tomorrow and maybe even get a bass.

Sounds like a pretty damn kickass weekend! Yayferdoodle you gots a mic now!

I love these headphones! They are amazing.

Now only if I can find an Ethernet cord so I can ramble on into the mic to you because why the fuck not...

That's right... bitch.
Goddamn I'm bored...

What kind of weird mic do you have?

A magic one...
No, I just need my ethenet so I can use Skype on my laptop.

Built-in mice or something?

No, it's a headset.

Then why need to do it on your laptop?

Because I'm not sure if my mother would approve of me putting Skype on this computer.

Put the program on a flash drive and run it from that drive on the comp.

Loving that idea but no clue where my flash drive is...

B'awww. That's what I did for a few things.

Well talk to you later, I'm heading off to bed. Probably won't get any sleep but ehhhhhh...

Oh, haha. Alright.

You'll just have to wait till Monday or possibly tomorrow for my weird shit and or blandness.

I prolly won't be on much tomorrow.

Well meh.

Obviously back on now.

No you're not, what crazy batshit is going on here.

Yeah I suppose. You?

My exact reaction to that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLTZctTG6cE

Not the greatest.

c: Fluttershy.

Why not?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwp60eYuie0 Don't fuck with Fluttershy. O_O

Might get kicked out...
(Sorry about the late response)

I wanna know what episode that is.

Why? (Gotta go for a bit.)

Might be the last episode or close to it.

Pissed off my father...
(Okay)

I have to pick it back up. I stopped watching at around Winter Wrap-Up.

What'd you do?

Just because of angry Fluttershy? :3

Supposedly be lazy and well, just be myself really.

Pretty much.

:/ We're all a little lazy inside.

Yay.

Goddammit... need to find a place to stay.

I'm really pissed.

@754
Dammit...

@735
So, what do you think of this silly rapture stuff?

Just stupid. But right now I wouldn't mind an end.

Well it's seven years of peace and prosperity according to everything and don't think like that man, you've got a lot to look forward to. Don't let some goddamn bitch make you think otherwise!

What's getting to me is that shitstorm that's going to follow close behind. I don't want a fucking dramatic fight. I wanted this breakup to be clean.

You can still keep this clean, just try to cool down.

I'm acting cool. I'm enraged, but every word I have said to her has been calm and collected.

Well if you need to really let it out, do it but prepare for shitstorm...

I know. But just... FUCK! I FUCKING HATE THAT WHORE OF A BACKSTABBING BITCH!

I know how it feels man... go smash something!

Sorry that I'm not much help...

Oh it's fine. I think I won the argument I guess. But it still doesn't fix what's gonna happen...

*Sigh* Wish I could help...

There's nothing you could possibly do. I'm gonna have to face it. :I

I could build a cruise missile with some buddies and launch it...

Make love not war man.

But the cool explosions...

I know they're cool. But no.

You sure?

I'm sure.

What's going on?
Look at all these silly people freaking about the rapture, hehehe...

Alright, long story short, while I was dating the girl who just left me a girl I know came onto me. I made mistakes. I regret it more than anything else in my life and told her not to tell anyone. She said sure, and afterward she still really loved me. She was a stalker so to speak. But can you guess what she fucking did today? After she said she loves me, which I never returned, she fucking back stabbed me. I'm going to fucking kill her.

Well... holy shit.
Sorry but I'm not sure what to say...

I regret what I did. I was weak and did something unforgivable. I get that. But when a girl who (STILL) loves me goes and does that like "it's no big deal" is even worse.

I thought you were done with the whole love thing I mean sure, this was just a blatant backstabbing because she's a bitch and didn't get what she wanted but still.

I am done with love. She loves me. I don't back. But fuck. This is making me see red.

I can see why man, just let it go...

Well I would if this didn't start a war. Shit's gonna hit the fan real soon.

Wanna go on Skype and talk about this?

Sure.

Wait nevermind. I can't open Skype.

What's wrong with it?

We had a virus and it fucked with our executable file association.

That sucks a fucking lot, how did you manage to get a virus?

It popped up while I was reading the TwoWorlds webcomic.

Was it a download of sorts?

No, just a regular website comic.

Huh, well that's just weird.

I know.

@709 Well then you'll just keep going into the vicious cycle.

It's worth it.

You'll be saying that now. But just wait.

All I have to say to that is Deus Vult.

Huh. I'm doing great.

What about the punching babies?

Good to hear.

Oh yeah that, I'm just really stressed and pissed off right now...

Well I got to beat the fuck out of a vending machine. I've never felt so alive~ So try that.

I shall... except I'll replace the vending machine with apathetic and greedy bastards that must be taught a goddamn lesson...

No, man, gotta be vending machines. People might fight back. But I showed that machine who's boss. He tried to eat my dollar, but I smacked it so hard it gave me two fucking candies. Two. Fucker was put in his god damn place.

Heh, that made me laugh.
True... people fight back... where's my gun?

Dude, it has to be physical. Dude, you should have seen me. I was slamming my whole body against it, absolutely screaming "BULLSHIT YOU PIECE OF FUCKING HORSESHIT I WILL FUCKING END YOU IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME MY GOD DAMN FUCKING SKITTLES RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!" I attracted quite the crowd. But they all cheered when it finally fell. :D

Soooooo... my sword?

Nope. Fists.

But I'm so weak! God, I'm like Poland! I fight valiantly and with spirit but lose miserably...

Dude, so am I. Trust me. All my exes are stronger than me. I am a weak fuck. It's all about the release of adrenaline and anger, not damage.

Yeah that's true, of course I'm more persistent than anything.
I may get knocked down many times but I'll win in the end.

I swear I thought the machine was gonna tip on me. I was hitting it so hard.

Maybe I'm just pure evil now but you should have did this to someone you hate...

For one, ever since I stopped caring, I don't really "hate" anyone. (Except that fucker who asked my ex to prom a week after she left me. >:C)

Second, if I got into a fight I would have either lost or been suspended/expelled. Not worth it.

Damn, wish I could give up my grudges like you... (That's just poor timing...)

Oh yeah, assaulting people is not okay for some crazy batshit reason.

You just gotta learn to detach. Don't live for tomorrow and don't get stuck in the past. Enjoy the moment! CARPE DIEM!

Of course it is. It endangers others.

Wait, if I give up all of that then my whole vengeance obsessed part of me will go away... that would make me a sad panda.

HOLY SHIT, I NEVER KNEW THAT.

So be it. I'm 80% happier now that I've seized each day with both arms outstretched.

I can't lose my chaotic good side!

Sure. But be quick please. :3

I'm tempted to look at the Cupcakes fanfic but what do you think?

Huh? What fanfic? What?

It's a very scary and brutal fanfic from what I've been told...

I've never heard of it, so it's up to you.

Well you should read it too.

What's it a fanfic of?

From what I can see it's gore with the characters being Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie.

No I will no read it.

Okay, well time to scar myself...

Good luck. I'm gonna nap.

Well... that was... holy shit...

Brutal?

Yeah but I wasn't disturbed a lot like most people...

Well now I'm a little interested...

I can send you the link.

Sure, but no promises I will.

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/02/story-cupcakes.html
This page links you to the alternative endings and continued story.
Have you ever been really scared by online stories?

Not really. The Animal Crossing one was pretty thrilling but not scary.

Maybe you'll be fine with this story then.
I wasn't really creeped out much but I won't look at Pinkie Pie completely the same again.

Also, you posted my 666th comment. Nice.

I WILL DEVOUR YOUR VERY SOUL...

@655 >> Whatever. I still hate being poor.

Does anyone like being poor?

Mexicans. :D

And that's obviously why they like the U.S. so much.

OH GOD, WHY DID THAT POP UP!?
WHAT BLACK MAGIC IS THIS!?!?!?!?

Well ain't that neat.

Anyway Skype.

PONIES ARE TAKING OVER MY COMPUTER!!!

To Skype?

YAAAAYYY

Yeh.

RAINBOW DASH BETTER BE IN CONTROL IF IT...

AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

@635 I don't know. I was going to get an Assassin's Creed one, but the only good ones are sold out. On every single fucking site.

Get a Celtic cross!

Nooo. That's lame. I want something game related.

Excuse me?

I meant for me. Celtic Crosses are neat but they're not my thing.

Ah, well I like Celtic Crosses and such but I would rather have a Brotherhood of NOD one.

Well since I can't get Assassin's Creed, I tried to get a Majora's Mask necklace. None there either. :T There's nothing good.

You could probably special order one from a black smith or something, probably pretty pricey though.

Yeah, I don't want to spend too much. I'm still working on getting headphones.

I think I'm going to special order a NOD one soon once I get the money.

How much do you think it will be?

I'm thinking thirty to fifty dollars.

Fuck that.

Too expensive for you?

Yep.

Ha, you're poor.

Eh, I'm not exactly wealthy either.

>:C Yes we are poor.

Being poor is sooooo fun...

No it isn't. I never get any money, despite the huge price of gaming. D:

I was being sarcastic you know... I live in a poverty stricken family.

I GOT EM! :D

They're delicious.

YAY!!!

Delicious?

Meaning I look fabulous in them.

Fabulous you say?

Quite.

What kind of wristbands are they?

I should have a picture on FA tomorrow.

You post them yet?

Not yet. Working on something.

And what is this something?

Oh a thing for FA about people ignoring a blatant message.

Interesting?
(Sorry for the late response)

Not really. I'll be uploading the picture of me though shortly.
(S'fine.)

A picture of you? :3
(Had to mow the lawn)

Yep. http://d.facdn.net/art/redttum/1304985639.redttum_rl-me.gif

Why must everyone look better than me?!

Okaaaaayy. Um, anywaaaaay, those are the awesome wristbands.

Yes the wristbands are awesome, why so awkward?

Nothing. And I plan to get a necklace too. :3

Uh huh...
What kind of necklace?

Yayferdoodle!!!

Hullo.

how ya doing?

Pretty good actually.

Great to hear buddy!

Yeah. :3

Anything new?I am bored at the moment.

Not really. Getting some new wrist bands I guess.

WRIISSSSTTTTT BAAAAAAAAAANDS!!!!! >:C

What? :c

Not any better....

Awww :/
*hug*
It'll get better. It just takes time D:

It doesn't matter anymore now.... it's over....

You're sixteen and pumped full of hormones, you'd regret it trust me.