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#8 - Can we just admit that all white girls look the same? My girlf… 11/17/2015 on give me my tinfoil hat. 0
#11 - Everyone else is, may as well. The top post is refer…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2015 on Interesting Fun Facts Part 2 +1
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#51 - dagold (11/18/2015) [-]
One of my NCOs commented that I likely have it because my cat would never, ever stop shitting (seriously, I don't know where she got it all) and I had mentioned missing my childhood cats. Thing is I think that cat was an asshole and couldn't stand the smell of cat piss so who knows.
#13 - I used to do something similar, I'd post about once a week. Th…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/21/2015 on pizza cheese mouth burns +88
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#62 - durkadurka (10/21/2015) [-]
>Making the world SEEM like a better place

So like what they already do but you're being honest about it.

Sign my ass up.
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#53 - elcreepo (10/21/2015) [-]
For the amount I'm paying for college it SHOULD have a free fucking indoor bouncehouse that operates year round
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#50 - chitogekirisaki (10/21/2015) [-]
exactly a year ago
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#27 - sphincterface (10/21/2015) [-]
Well damn as long as I get a free bounce house, then I'd vote for you. Does this apply to colleges too?
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#25 - MatthewsGauss (10/21/2015) [-]
why would you have to stop posting them because of your boss?
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#54 - elcreepo (10/21/2015) [-]
Also wouldn't his boss see them anyway
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#28 - hashtronaut (10/21/2015) [-]
I'da gave this glorious bastard a promotion.
#7 - Is this a thing? Because I hallucinate everyday, usually just …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2015 on Horrifying little soot sprite -1
#9 - ygdosst (10/11/2015) [-]
You said you're seeing bugs? No man, that's not good. You need to see a doctor about that shit asap. And I don't mean a psychiatrist. That won't help you if he has already seen you. Go get your lympatic/Immune system checked. The bugs might mean it's already too late. Just keep watch on the bugs and be careful. As long as they're there and crawling, you're safe from him. That means they haven't yet gotten inside you. Don't worry about sleeping, they won't bother if you're asleep, just avoid alcohol or anything that would damage your memory. That still counts to them. And stay away from white horses, even metiphorical ones. ESPECIALLY metiphorical ones. Late in 1986, Freddy Mercury did a show in a Swiss Pub known as "The White Horse", Easter of next year he was diagnosed with AIDS. Which as you may know he died from. Stay Watchful, Stay Healthy, my friend. And remember, we all have to die some day; and only very few get the privilege of dying by the means of their own choosing.
#78 - I've seen some anime that would strongly disagree with you....… 10/07/2015 on trigger warning 0
#811 - **Animeandcoffee used "*roll picture*"** **Animeandcoffee r… 10/07/2015 on How spooky are you ? 0
#27 - Comment deleted 09/16/2015 on How liberals see gun owners. +1
#18 - I could use a avatar based on my username, maybe you could dra…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2015 on Drawing for FJ 2 (read... 0
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#23 - kurotamashi (09/09/2015) [-]
Your username sounds like a variation of "Netflix and chill."
#24 - Cenie, you're free! 08/25/2015 on John Cena +5
#63 - I drive through Ferguson everyday in a 2014 Honda wearing a su… 08/13/2015 on Meanwhile in ferguson +3
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