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Gender: male
Age: 20
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
X-box Gamertag: A Ninjy Cactus
Date Signed Up:9/20/2010
Last Login:8/23/2014
Location:West Virginia
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#116 - That's one of the nastiest things I've ever heard... 03/22/2013 on tastes like rainbows +4
#22 - I know right. What kind of tree would grow in so much sand? 03/21/2013 on Yes of course +4
#13 - Picture  [+] (19 new replies) 03/20/2013 on Saviour of all +218
#75 - jarofdirt (03/20/2013) [-]
#101 - fedexman (03/20/2013) [-]
#60 - thewasteland (03/20/2013) [-]
SO MUCH FUCKING RAGE, I CAN HEAR THE CUNT SAYING THAT NOW IN MY HEAD MAKE IT STOP!
User avatar #28 - ellelola (03/20/2013) [-]
So yeah, maybe a dumb question but what/where is the cloud district?
User avatar #45 - fuzzyballs (03/20/2013) [-]
the bottom part is where the market, shops and inn are
the part where the companions live, the rich people, where the temple is, it's up a staircase, that's the cloud district
and then the third level is where the jarl and his court resides

his secretary, the bald dude, he explains it to you when you ask him
User avatar #88 - psykobear (03/20/2013) [-]
Actually mate, the Companions and residential area is the Wind district.
Dragonsreach is in the cloud district.

Cloud District ----------- Dragonsreach
Wind District ---------------- Residential
Plains District --------- Shops and Inns
User avatar #126 - fuzzyballs (03/20/2013) [-]
it's been months since I played
so fudge it
User avatar #30 - ivoryhammer (03/20/2013) [-]
It's the place where that crazy guy is yelling
User avatar #31 - ellelola (03/20/2013) [-]
So... dragonsreach?
User avatar #32 - ivoryhammer (03/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, the area where the houses are
User avatar #34 - ellelola (03/20/2013) [-]
Thx btw
User avatar #33 - ellelola (03/20/2013) [-]
Oh wauw, and i was thinking is was a whole new city i haven't discoverd yet.
User avatar #22 - psykojet (03/20/2013) [-]
>Be Dragonborn
>Walking through Whiterun
>Nazeem starts his bullshit again
>"Do y-"
>Have enough of it by here
>Whip my sword out and kill him, trap his soul in a lesser soul gem because that's all he is
>Head up to the Sky Forge
>Make a make of leather boots
>Head over to Could District and enchant the leather boots with his soul gem
>Put the boots on then walk from wall to wall in the Could District
User avatar #86 - psykobear (03/20/2013) [-]
Cool, except I've heard it before.
User avatar #25 - aldheim (03/20/2013) [-]
You could only trap his soul in a black soul gem, which is of "grand" capacity.
All sentient life has grand souls.
User avatar #87 - psykobear (03/20/2013) [-]
It was a joke, though. Someone else's joke, but a joke.
#56 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/20/2013) [-]
a black soul gem
User avatar #123 - messerauditore (03/20/2013) [-]
a black soul gem
#14 - psykobear (03/20/2013) [-]
#1124 - Pretty good. Gears 3 was better, as far as I'm concerned, but …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2013 on You Dead? -1
User avatar #1133 - hieiryuujin (03/20/2013) [-]
I had a feeling that might be the case. But yeah, anyway, you'd be fucked lol
#17 - Hehe, cool... Because ice... I got it. 03/20/2013 on Nature is cool sometimes 0
#1107 - I guess you'd call him the main character.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/20/2013 on You Dead? -1
User avatar #1119 - hieiryuujin (03/20/2013) [-]
How is Judgement? Sold my xbox a while back when going through hard times.
User avatar #1124 - AngryPlatypus (03/20/2013) [-]
Pretty good. Gears 3 was better, as far as I'm concerned, but they added a lot of good stuff.
User avatar #1133 - hieiryuujin (03/20/2013) [-]
I had a feeling that might be the case. But yeah, anyway, you'd be fucked lol
#62 - Wut?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2013 on The Fuq? 0
User avatar #66 - ifightdragons (03/19/2013) [-]
wow im really surprised and ashamed i thought we were more depraved than this
#64 - greenwithenvy (03/19/2013) [-]
sometimes I am proud to be a Floridian, but that is not this day.
#155 - I lost a few teeth... and the left side of my jaw. 03/19/2013 on Punny title -1
#238 - People in the comments defending a drug dealer... What?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2013 on Double phone pranking. +5
User avatar #285 - thatnerdyguy (03/18/2013) [-]
They can't help it if they're edgier than us.
#110 - Picture 03/17/2013 on hip granny 0
#102 - I finally noticed he only had one leg about halfway through.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2013 on Parenting +16
User avatar #110 - tvfreakuk (03/16/2013) [-]
I only noticed it on the clown at first, and I assumed it was part of the costume and was some horror villain I had never seen before...
#138 - He was in the Air Force...  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2013 on An Unbreakable Bond +7
#142 - zerooneone (03/16/2013) [-]
Aye. "Technical Sergeant"
User avatar #146 - johnnybtrollin (03/16/2013) [-]
meh, around here they all fall under that low category we call "american soldier".
#329 - Well I would actually be able to afford gas with $20 a day. Mo… 03/14/2013 on Sex or money, you decide -1
#136 - This dude is a ******* hard ass. If anyone has ev… 03/14/2013 on Muricah +1
#183 - Despite this site being filled with 'atheists,' everybody sure…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/13/2013 on 2legit4me +3
#196 - johnnybtrollin (03/13/2013) [-]
atheists know more about religions than religious people themselves...
#241 - alexusapi (03/13/2013) [-]
This is a proven fact. I'm getting really tired of this immature arguments made by either side, atheists often are those that have questioned their faith and start to study what religion really is and therefore know more about it than their religious counterpart. When i was a christian i took it as an almighty truth i never questioned it and didn't even rationally think about why there were different religions until i was like 13-14, i was always a smart kid, and i often questioned why we have things like courtesy and what are morals really? so when i started to think about religion my mind just blew open and a stream of knowledge filled my head, it was like being blind but then finally seeing. I got interested in learning and knowing about the world, a curiosity i didn't have when i was a christian.

newsfeed.time.com/2010/09/28/survey-atheists-know-more-about-religion-than-believers/
User avatar #339 - johnnybtrollin (03/13/2013) [-]
It's all good that people can find their true purpose and all that crap, but really, who gives a shit?
People need to learn how to mind their own goddamn business, both sides.
you're atheist? ok, good for you, fuck off.
you're christian? ok, good for you, fuck off.
Et cetera.

Also, cool story bro.
#199 - beerterror (03/13/2013) [-]
But most of them (as well as religious people) know big goddamn zero about philosophical grounds on which the religions are built, thus being biased and quite shallow in their conclusions.
#15 - Holy **** ... That grammar was so bad it's scary. 03/12/2013 on good point +10
#23 - I actually own a copy... 03/12/2013 on Have some logic -1
#94 - That's exactly what I was thinking of at first. 03/12/2013 on happy as fuck -1
#149 - Oh look, another religion-bashing tirade on the internet. Wow. 03/10/2013 on Taking offense +6
#75 - No problem. Any time. 03/10/2013 on AngryPlatypus's profile 0
#73 - Nah I'm probably gonna hold on to it.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2013 on AngryPlatypus's profile 0
User avatar #74 - khl (03/10/2013) [-]
Makes sense, thanks again man
User avatar #75 - AngryPlatypus (03/10/2013) [-]
No problem. Any time.
#71 - Uh yeah sure, offer on the ore.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/10/2013 on AngryPlatypus's profile 0
User avatar #72 - khl (03/10/2013) [-]
Cheers man, anything I could have offered for the jet-pack toast ?
User avatar #73 - AngryPlatypus (03/10/2013) [-]
Nah I'm probably gonna hold on to it.
User avatar #74 - khl (03/10/2013) [-]
Makes sense, thanks again man
User avatar #75 - AngryPlatypus (03/10/2013) [-]
No problem. Any time.
#69 - I quit for a while because it was interfering with my school w…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/10/2013 on AngryPlatypus's profile 0
User avatar #70 - khl (03/10/2013) [-]
Just wondered if you were selling angelic ore, Im trying to go for the blacksmith badge

I would ask about the Jetpack toast..but I can guess the answer xD
User avatar #71 - AngryPlatypus (03/10/2013) [-]
Uh yeah sure, offer on the ore.
User avatar #72 - khl (03/10/2013) [-]
Cheers man, anything I could have offered for the jet-pack toast ?
User avatar #73 - AngryPlatypus (03/10/2013) [-]
Nah I'm probably gonna hold on to it.
User avatar #74 - khl (03/10/2013) [-]
Makes sense, thanks again man
User avatar #75 - AngryPlatypus (03/10/2013) [-]
No problem. Any time.
#106 - Yeah... No. We sleep mostly to process short-term memories int… 03/10/2013 on Sleep facts -2
#259 - Pfft, amateur. 6'1" 244 lbs. here. 03/07/2013 on No one asked for your... -7
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User avatar #79 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
má companhia
User avatar #68 - khl (03/10/2013) [-]
Hey man, do you still trade items ?
User avatar #69 to #68 - AngryPlatypus (03/10/2013) [-]
I quit for a while because it was interfering with my school work. Why?
User avatar #70 to #69 - khl (03/10/2013) [-]
Just wondered if you were selling angelic ore, Im trying to go for the blacksmith badge

I would ask about the Jetpack toast..but I can guess the answer xD
User avatar #71 to #70 - AngryPlatypus (03/10/2013) [-]
Uh yeah sure, offer on the ore.
User avatar #72 to #71 - khl (03/10/2013) [-]
Cheers man, anything I could have offered for the jet-pack toast ?
User avatar #73 to #72 - AngryPlatypus (03/10/2013) [-]
Nah I'm probably gonna hold on to it.
User avatar #74 to #73 - khl (03/10/2013) [-]
Makes sense, thanks again man
User avatar #75 to #74 - AngryPlatypus (03/10/2013) [-]
No problem. Any time.
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User avatar #64 to #63 - AngryPlatypus (02/08/2013) [-]
K sexy <3
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#55 - deafitems (02/02/2013) [-]
You looking for anything for that Jetpack toast...
User avatar #56 to #55 - AngryPlatypus (02/02/2013) [-]
Nah it's not for sale. Sorry.
#57 to #56 - deafitems (02/02/2013) [-]
Don't apologize lol, you ain't do nuffin wrong

:) Nice item by the way.
User avatar #58 to #57 - AngryPlatypus (02/02/2013) [-]
Yeah thanks. I've had a few really fair offers for it. It's just that it's my first really rare item.
#59 to #58 - deafitems (02/02/2013) [-]
Wow, That's a good catch for your first.
User avatar #60 to #59 - AngryPlatypus (02/02/2013) [-]
I thought so. Found it in a fab chest a while back.
#61 to #60 - deafitems (02/02/2013) [-]
:DD Holy **** ... VERY lucky...
User avatar #62 to #61 - AngryPlatypus (02/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, I was kinda excited when it happened.
User avatar #53 to #52 - AngryPlatypus (02/02/2013) [-]
Thanks man!
User avatar #54 to #53 - umdreonXD (02/02/2013) [-]
no problem :)
User avatar #50 - xiiichuckles (02/02/2013) [-]
decline one of those, it glitched on me
User avatar #51 to #50 - AngryPlatypus (02/02/2013) [-]
Yeah I saw that.
User avatar #45 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
Hey man What do you want for that jetpack toast?
User avatar #46 to #45 - AngryPlatypus (02/01/2013) [-]
Not for sale
User avatar #47 to #46 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
k
User avatar #48 to #47 - AngryPlatypus (02/01/2013) [-]
Sorry. :(
User avatar #49 to #48 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
:(
#43 - khl (01/30/2013) [-]
Sorry man :(
User avatar #44 to #43 - AngryPlatypus (01/30/2013) [-]
Oh well. Thanks for trying!
User avatar #40 - sexymossantamby (01/30/2013) [-]
got a jewel gambler to uranuim ratio?
User avatar #41 to #40 - AngryPlatypus (01/30/2013) [-]
No, not really. Offer, I'll post it to the board.
User avatar #42 to #41 - sexymossantamby (01/30/2013) [-]
kk giv mea a min
User avatar #38 - PopcornViking (01/30/2013) [-]
thanks
also u gave me 2 cause u accepted my request
User avatar #39 to #38 - AngryPlatypus (01/30/2013) [-]
Did my stupid ass seriously do that? You're welcome though.
#35 - umdreonXD (01/30/2013) [-]
sorry :(
User avatar #36 to #35 - AngryPlatypus (01/30/2013) [-]
Oh well. Thanks for trying!
User avatar #37 to #36 - umdreonXD (01/30/2013) [-]
no problem :) anytime
User avatar #32 - BiohazardSammich (01/29/2013) [-]
Thank you very much
User avatar #33 to #32 - AngryPlatypus (01/29/2013) [-]
No problem. Thank you for the gems!
User avatar #34 to #33 - BiohazardSammich (01/29/2013) [-]
It's my pleasure!
User avatar #26 - demonicangels (01/27/2013) [-]
Thank you. All that stuff was worth about as much as I had..
User avatar #27 to #26 - AngryPlatypus (01/27/2013) [-]
I know how hard it is to get started on this stuff. I'm just trying to help you out a little. GL with your collection.
User avatar #23 - jorgethemaster (01/26/2013) [-]
Thank you :]
User avatar #24 to #23 - AngryPlatypus (01/26/2013) [-]
Oh no problem. GL with the collection.
User avatar #25 to #24 - jorgethemaster (01/26/2013) [-]
Thank you (:
User avatar #19 - nobodylikesgolbat (08/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #18 - szymonf (08/11/2012) [-]
**szymonf rolls 29**
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User avatar #21 to #20 - misterobotunicorn (08/11/2012) [-]
What just happened i woke up to a whole bunch of notifications on my profile
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