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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:5/27/2012
Location:Renton Washington USA
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Big fan of dark humor, metal, and your mom. But why are you reading the description when you could be leaving me annoying comments below??? Onward matey! Plunder me profile! Don't forget to bring a towel! ~ :D ~
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latest user's comments

#7 - ...but, but he's cute! Am I the only one? 12 hours ago on Still ginger 0
#2 - I bow to my new leader. 12 hours ago on Zoidberg Evolved! 0
#4 - need moar gifs of this 12 hours ago on The Greatest Video In... 0
#1 - False, you send it a wall of 400 diamond going iron miles per hour. 12 hours ago on how you really build a volvo -1
#1 - Redundant statements flood comment section 12 hours ago on demotivational posters +1
#53 - Alexander Rybak, winner of Eurovision several years back. Sing…  [+] (1 new reply) 14 hours ago on Faith restored +6
#54 - anonymous (13 hours ago) [-]
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
#4 - Nope, but close  [+] (1 new reply) 14 hours ago on Michael Jackson from Dagestan -3
User avatar #7 - leettaco (9 hours ago) [-]
are you retarded? Dagestan is a federal republic of Russia.
#28 - *ba-dum tsss* 14 hours ago on is it hot in here, or is... +2
#41 - Norway only has room for this talent  [+] (3 new replies) 15 hours ago on Faith restored +8
#52 - anonymous (14 hours ago) [-]
isn't dat justin beeber?
User avatar #53 - AMATORY (14 hours ago) [-]
Alexander Rybak, winner of Eurovision several years back. Sings in English, Norwegian, and Russian, and plays the violin.

Do not disrespect real music again...
#54 - anonymous (13 hours ago) [-]
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
#269 - This made my evening. 05/20/2012 on oh you! +1
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#160 - anonymous (02/02/2012) [-]
Hey Amatory. How are you?

-Lazerfish (banned several, several months ago, so i don't have proof i'm me)
User avatar #161 to #160 - AMATORY (02/04/2012) [-]
Hey! I've been good, not on here much anymore cuz of school. Why'd they ban you?
User avatar #151 - somemisfit (10/20/2011) [-]
Hey Amatory! I never get on here anymore.... my guilty pleasure has become reddit... sorry. ;P hows it been?
User avatar #152 to #151 - AMATORY (10/20/2011) [-]
Hah! Mine has been work, school, and depression :D ...and catching up on robot skeleton episodes... so pretty normal, how about yourself?
User avatar #153 to #152 - somemisfit (10/21/2011) [-]
Yeah schools in there too. also, this damn site introduced me to minecraft, so I don't have much of a life left besides my friends and baseball :P
I'm doin great though. I'm actually in Colorado visiting family right now. If you don't remember I live in Indiana. Nothing really new other than my birthday is Monday!
btw when I told you my age I lied by a year :P I'm turning fourteen. 'S pretty much it.
User avatar #154 to #153 - AMATORY (10/21/2011) [-]
Sweet! happy early you-stretched-your-mom's-pelvis day! XD Dang, what's Colorado like? I've only been out of WA to visit Cali or Minnesota.
Hah, see - this is why I ignore my brothers' pleas that I join minecraft - knowing myself, I'd have no life left :D hey, do you have to pay to join btw?
User avatar #155 to #154 - somemisfit (11/04/2011) [-]
Haha thanks! it was great. its snowy, and beautiful, and mountainous. i love it. the weather is weird, it can be snowing, but you would be comfy in shorts and a shirt.
:P and yeah, unless you pirate it like i did for a while. then i bought it. dont regret it. less life, but more knowledge on electricity believe it or not XD
#156 to #155 - AMATORY (11/04/2011) [-]
Nice, I shall have to visit it someday :D Hmmm well I'm flat broke at this point, but it'll be something to consider once I come into some cashish again..
Nice, I shall have to visit it someday :D Hmmm well I'm flat broke at this point, but it'll be something to consider once I come into some cashish again..
User avatar #157 to #156 - somemisfit (11/08/2011) [-]
It'd be a great investment. Very fine investment indeed. so question. have you been here all since i left? and if so, what all happened on fj? like i said ive been all over reddit, on tumblr for 20 mins... what a waste. and ive been lurking /b/ the whole time. im trying to get back to the site more often, just cause :P
User avatar #158 to #157 - AMATORY (11/08/2011) [-]
I've actually been pretty absent, what with school & work :P so I'm pretty clueless about these bronies and their adventures. Been watching shows online and submerging myself in fantasy fiction again. Yeah, I keep coming back here but I'm not even sure why
User avatar #159 to #158 - somemisfit (11/09/2011) [-]
Yeah... it's kinda getting sad how many bronies live in fj... probably more why I go to reddit. i can get the funny, and sub reddits for everything else, while avoiding rainbow pony gayness.
User avatar #147 - CaptainJohnPrice (08/27/2011) [-]
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
User avatar #148 to #147 - AMATORY (08/27/2011) [-]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!11!!!1!!!!!one!
User avatar #137 - somemisfit (05/15/2011) [-]
i want your PENIS amatory, can you wrap it in a burrito for me?
User avatar #138 to #137 - AMATORY (05/15/2011) [-]
D: what the hell?! Nevar!!! Only a taco is sufficient to properly wrap by peginis!!!
User avatar #149 to #138 - nerdfighter **User deleted account** (09/28/2011) [-]
why not wrap it in a burfriedo :) - dftba
User avatar #150 to #149 - AMATORY (09/30/2011) [-]
Hah! Only French the Llama deserves to be wrapped in a burfriedo! :P
User avatar #139 to #138 - somemisfit (05/15/2011) [-]
excuse me, but, it sounds like youre saying that tacos are better than burritos. is this correct?
#140 to #139 - AMATORY (05/15/2011) [-]
Yes, yes I am! Are you implying that this is not so?!?!?!
Yes, yes I am! Are you implying that this is not so?!?!?!
User avatar #141 to #140 - somemisfit (05/15/2011) [-]
Yes, I am, are you implying with your pic that you are angry about it?
#142 to #141 - AMATORY (05/15/2011) [-]
Nay good sir, I am merely implying that since we are at an impasse, this most certainly means war. Now choose your  weapon; mine is this guitar-like instrument! *plays a sexy song*
Nay good sir, I am merely implying that since we are at an impasse, this most certainly means war. Now choose your weapon; mine is this guitar-like instrument! *plays a sexy song*
#143 to #142 - somemisfit (05/15/2011) [-]
mine is walter. suck it.
mine is walter. suck it.
User avatar #144 to #143 - AMATORY (05/15/2011) [-]
Oooh, he pisses me off-fa-fa!!!
User avatar #145 to #144 - somemisfit (05/15/2011) [-]
lol. jef-f-f dun haaaaaaam is hilrs.
User avatar #146 to #145 - AMATORY (05/15/2011) [-]
:D ya!
#129 - somemisfit (05/04/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #136 to #129 - somemisfit (05/07/2011) [-]
gave that bitch a notification.





bitches love notifications.
#130 to #129 - AMATORY (05/04/2011) [-]
HOLY SHIT OK YOU HAVE IT!!!!!11!!11!1one!
#131 to #130 - somemisfit (05/05/2011) [-]
lol hes gonna getcha.
#132 to #131 - AMATORY (05/07/2011) [-]
oh deah gawd in heav'n, i'm gon' daaah!!
User avatar #128 - somemisfit (05/04/2011) [-]
plunder
User avatar #127 - somemisfit (05/04/2011) [-]
plunder
User avatar #126 - somemisfit (05/04/2011) [-]
plunder
User avatar #125 - somemisfit (05/04/2011) [-]
plunder
User avatar #124 - somemisfit (05/04/2011) [-]
comment
User avatar #133 to #124 - AMATORY (05/07/2011) [-]
one of these is not like the other...
User avatar #134 to #133 - somemisfit (05/07/2011) [-]
seriously shhh, he doesn't like it when they talk about it.
#123 - somemisfit (05/04/2011) [-]
Plundering your profile with a towel.... how the hell am i supposed to use to use this thing?
User avatar #115 - somemisfit (03/26/2011) [-]
QUICK!
How do I make something funny with paint, no photoshop, and an unskilled fail child hand?!?!
User avatar #116 to #115 - AMATORY (04/07/2011) [-]
With MAGIC! . . . . . Motherfucker!
User avatar #119 to #116 - somemisfit (04/07/2011) [-]
Oh. I thought using a scalpel to FUCKING CUT IT OUT OF YOUR COLON would be the best way, since you're pretty damn funny. But nevermind, I'll just go ask the magic midgets tied up in my basement.
User avatar #120 to #119 - AMATORY (04/09/2011) [-]
Wait, there are midgets in your basement? Let me get my glow sticks!!! ~ :D ~
*unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce*
User avatar #121 to #120 - somemisfit (04/10/2011) [-]
STOP.




GLOWSTICK TIME!
User avatar #122 to #121 - AMATORY (04/12/2011) [-]
aaaaawwwwwww
yyyyyyeeeeeeaaaaaaaa!!!
#114 - bobJML (03/19/2011) [-]
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
#118 to #117 - bobJML (04/07/2011) [-]
YO!
YO!
User avatar #112 - iMJesus (02/28/2011) [-]
LOL!
Awesome Pic! I thumbed up, can you thumb up this for me?
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1733706/Superhero/
User avatar #113 to #112 - AMATORY (02/28/2011) [-]
I thumbed cuz it was funneh. However, if I get moar spam in the future, I will eat everything you love for breakfast. And I will roundhouse kick your profile. Kthnxbye! :3
User avatar #108 - Gigleman (01/01/2011) [-]
tag,YOURE IT


fucker...
#109 to #108 - AMATORY (01/01/2011) [-]
PREPARE YOUR ANUS!!!
#111 to #110 - AMATORY (01/06/2011) [-]
Oh lawdy!!
User avatar #99 - SashaXD **User deleted account** (12/28/2010) [-]
Privet, kak dila? ^-^
User avatar #100 to #99 - AMATORY (12/28/2010) [-]
:D ochen priyatno, osobenno kogda yest s kem govorit po ruski! Kak vi menya nayshli?
User avatar #101 to #100 - SashaXD **User deleted account** (12/28/2010) [-]
Ti napisal gdeta shto ti s ukraine, ya toj s ukraine , tak rishila pazdarovatsa :3
krome tavo , tvoi nik eta AMATORY XD
ne tajelo panat shto vi ruskii X3
User avatar #102 to #101 - AMATORY (12/28/2010) [-]
:) horosho. Ya otvechayu kak ko mne govoryat, ale ya takozh mozhu govoriti pu Ukrayinski ;) I ya divchina, I just don't advertise the fact here very much lol
User avatar #103 to #102 - SashaXD **User deleted account** (12/29/2010) [-]
Ya hatya radilas v Ukraine, no toka po ruskii mogu govorit D:
ya toj dev4onka , its written in my profile XD
Priyatna paznakomitsa lol
User avatar #104 to #103 - SashaXD **User deleted account** (12/29/2010) [-]
ti naverna uje panala kak menya zavut XD
A kak tebya yesli ne secret? :P
Ili mne tebya nazivat amatory? ^^
User avatar #105 to #104 - AMATORY (12/29/2010) [-]
lol ne sekret, menya zavut Zarina :)
#106 to #105 - SashaXD **User deleted account** (12/29/2010) [-]
S nastupayeshem novim godam , Zarina :P
User avatar #107 to #106 - AMATORY (12/29/2010) [-]
Spasibo! ^_^ *omnomnomnom* I tebe tozhe, Sasha :D
#77 - PiMaker (12/13/2010) [-]
ill just leave a subtle hint
User avatar #80 to #77 - AMATORY (12/13/2010) [-]
Pie? For me?!?! *omnomnomnomnom*
#81 to #80 - PiMaker (12/13/2010) [-]
i'll make you a pie.
User avatar #82 to #81 - AMATORY (12/13/2010) [-]
:D you sure know how to make a nerd happy!
#83 to #82 - AMATORY (12/13/2010) [-]
In return, I shall give you these tits
User avatar #91 to #89 - AMATORY (12/14/2010) [-]
XD I like you, you're easy to please
#92 to #91 - PiMaker (12/14/2010) [-]
simple pleasures.
simple pleasures.
#95 to #92 - AMATORY (12/14/2010) [-]
Gigeddy... damn straight!
User avatar #97 to #96 - AMATORY (12/14/2010) [-]
Haha Craig is fucking funny XD
#98 to #97 - PiMaker (12/15/2010) [-]
but wait a minute, where are your boobies?
User avatar #76 - seelcudoom ONLINE (12/13/2010) [-]
Dear AMATORY,
funnyjunk demands mour "dear blank"s
sincerely, me
User avatar #78 to #76 - AMATORY (12/13/2010) [-]
:D I'm on it!
#75 - TheLastEFG (12/12/2010) [-]
Viking EFG says hai der.......
User avatar #79 to #75 - AMATORY (12/13/2010) [-]
Sup :D how goes the fail life good sir?
#84 to #79 - TheLastEFG (12/13/2010) [-]
Well today...I failed at making a good role model for my son
User avatar #94 to #84 - Gluth (12/14/2010) [-]
ohai
#85 to #84 - AMATORY (12/13/2010) [-]
Happens to the best of us, here's a drink on me.



Wait, so are you saying you failed at setting an example of failure for your son? Wouldn't that be... a win?
#86 to #85 - TheLastEFG (12/13/2010) [-]
That juice looks suspicous...  
  
No no, I  failed at giving my son a good example of failing because I made an epic win. It dissapointed him extremely.
That juice looks suspicous...

No no, I failed at giving my son a good example of failing because I made an epic win. It dissapointed him extremely.
User avatar #88 to #87 - TheLastEFG (12/13/2010) [-]
XD *flying tackle hug* :3
User avatar #90 to #88 - AMATORY (12/14/2010) [-]
lulz.. :D
#73 to #72 - AMATORY (12/06/2010) [-]
How . . . mother of god!!
#74 to #73 - durkadurp (12/06/2010) [-]
I gotz dem hacks.
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