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#107 - The Law of Syllogism 02/03/2012 on Don't lose it +2
#142 - You both stole these from reddit. 02/01/2012 on One night stand +1
#306 - Aren't molocules perfect circles? Or sphere's in this instance?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2012 on I want to slap religious... 0
#311 - murlock (01/09/2012) [-]
not perfect. even the earth, which is round due to 'gravity' is not perfectly round. Afterall, atoms are a nucleus (which is composed of neutrons and protons) and are surrounded by electrons in a rather hectic random pattern.
#293 - Infinite is a big number  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2012 on I want to slap religious... 0
#304 - murlock (01/09/2012) [-]
which is why one cannot prove anything that one simply observes.

Absolute truths are things we create, like geometry, where the two sides of a triangle must be bigger than the other when combined. Things like the concept of a circle, which are not existent in real life. (I'm talking about the perfect, perfect circle)

Also, the absolute truth of BEING. Meaning to even think about anything, that must mean that I exist. Which is where Descartes' saying came from. I think, therefore I am.
User avatar #306 - Alligator (01/09/2012) [-]
Aren't molocules perfect circles? Or sphere's in this instance?
#311 - murlock (01/09/2012) [-]
not perfect. even the earth, which is round due to 'gravity' is not perfectly round. Afterall, atoms are a nucleus (which is composed of neutrons and protons) and are surrounded by electrons in a rather hectic random pattern.
#287 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2012 on I want to slap religious... 0
#291 - murlock (01/09/2012) [-]
Okay, then HOW did people come by discovering gravity?

They looked at how everything falls downwards right?

Okay, so they looked at it falling down consistently enough to say that this must be a recurring event that is most likely the truth. However, how many times did a person see something fall? And how many times of observing the same action is enough to prove an observation true? 100 times? 9999999 times? that number is more close to infinite.


User avatar #293 - Alligator (01/09/2012) [-]
Infinite is a big number
#304 - murlock (01/09/2012) [-]
which is why one cannot prove anything that one simply observes.

Absolute truths are things we create, like geometry, where the two sides of a triangle must be bigger than the other when combined. Things like the concept of a circle, which are not existent in real life. (I'm talking about the perfect, perfect circle)

Also, the absolute truth of BEING. Meaning to even think about anything, that must mean that I exist. Which is where Descartes' saying came from. I think, therefore I am.
User avatar #306 - Alligator (01/09/2012) [-]
Aren't molocules perfect circles? Or sphere's in this instance?
#311 - murlock (01/09/2012) [-]
not perfect. even the earth, which is round due to 'gravity' is not perfectly round. Afterall, atoms are a nucleus (which is composed of neutrons and protons) and are surrounded by electrons in a rather hectic random pattern.
#59 - 2x+y+7=24 x=7 Find y. THAT, is simple algebra.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/19/2011 on Reasons you still use algebra 0
#66 - anonymous (12/19/2011) [-]
i dont get it. why havnt you declared a variable for y.
#64 - goodspiceoff (12/19/2011) [-]
lol jk y = 3
#63 - anonymous (12/19/2011) [-]
y=13.5
#65 - goodspiceoff (12/19/2011) [-]
how the fuck did you get that?
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#24 - Looks more like an alligator. I would know. 12/06/2011 on Yep +1
#439 - Picture 12/03/2011 on hot teacher +6
#156 - this is mine http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2011 on Chocolate +2
#167 - CopiousConcept (12/01/2011) [-]
Thanks, OP.
#154 - Y U NO GIVE ME CREDIT! I made my account in June of 20…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/01/2011 on Chocolate +12
User avatar #205 - darkfuzion (12/01/2011) [-]
What going back in time thing?
User avatar #269 - ttritt (12/02/2011) [-]
You must be new here
durring the summer of 2010 there was a random roll back of FJ that took it back to may
many accounts got deleted
User avatar #270 - darkfuzion (12/02/2011) [-]
Oh wow, also I joined in March, about the time the Retoast thing was removed (I saw alot of people asking where it was when I joined)
#194 - flashcache (12/01/2011) [-]
Yup, your story checks out.
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User avatar #54 - djponee (06/30/2011) [-]
Hey hey how do I get in touch witht he guy 4chan is trolling???
User avatar #53 - thebugman (05/26/2011) [-]
make more plz
User avatar #52 - TheEpicUsername (05/26/2011) [-]
MAOR COMICS YESYES
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User avatar #48 to #47 - Alligator (05/08/2011) [-]
did edzepplin tell you to comment? :)
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User avatar #50 to #49 - Alligator (05/08/2011) [-]
lol
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User avatar #40 - edzeppelin (05/08/2011) [-]
HOW DARE YOU STOP MAKING COMICS YOU FAT ****** ?!
User avatar #41 to #40 - Alligator (05/08/2011) [-]
nobody really cared about them. im not gonna waste time on this site much more...
:(
User avatar #42 to #41 - edzeppelin (05/08/2011) [-]
Dude. In two days you became one of my favorite comic makers. Your comics are awesome. I will MM them for you any time you need me to. I have almost 1,000 friends so it should get you some views. Please don't give up.
User avatar #43 to #42 - Alligator (05/08/2011) [-]
i may post some now and then, but tahst all. usually i get addicted to this site every couple months, so ill prob see you then, k? lol?
User avatar #44 to #43 - edzeppelin (05/08/2011) [-]
:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
User avatar #45 to #44 - Alligator (05/08/2011) [-]
if i think of something funny, ill post. deal?
User avatar #46 to #45 - edzeppelin (05/08/2011) [-]
Deal. :D
User avatar #38 - ttritt (04/20/2011) [-]
Wait, actually, lets do October.
User avatar #39 to #38 - Alligator (04/20/2011) [-]
lol, are my comics not funny? they only get 20's and 30's of thumbs
User avatar #35 - KingOfLulz (04/17/2011) [-]
THEY DON'T LIKE YOU!
But worry not, I LOVE you!
User avatar #36 to #35 - Alligator (04/17/2011) [-]
why dont they like me? they don't have to say so, they can just thumb down. if more people say i think its funny than people who say it isnt funny, doesn't that make it funny?
User avatar #37 to #36 - KingOfLulz (04/17/2011) [-]
They do like you, but in FunnyJunk, OP is always a ****** .
This means they like you, but your a ****** , I'm a ****** , and everyone else is a ****** .
#34 - xXJkillerXx (04/17/2011) [-]
Please post more comics. I loved them before, and I'm very glad you're back.
Please post more comics. I loved them before, and I'm very glad you're back.
User avatar #28 - misterbonzo (04/17/2011) [-]
MOAR COMICS, THEY SO FUNNY. ALSO I CAN'T TURN CAPS LOCK OFF.
User avatar #29 to #28 - Alligator (04/17/2011) [-]
HOLD SHIFT! **** , THEY BROKE! AJHAHAHAHAHKLHADHJ
User avatar #30 to #29 - misterbonzo (04/17/2011) [-]
AAAH **** LKJS;AGHOGA;IL
User avatar #31 to #30 - Alligator (04/17/2011) [-]
AGJASFKJASDFLAKSDAKSLJDABONERINTHEFACELKASFDKJASFLKJASF
User avatar #32 to #31 - misterbonzo (04/17/2011) [-]
GDGSGH;OIRNGRIOE;BENVILLRAGUYV VKJRLBURIBVEASHIITGLK;RBROBHR
#33 to #32 - Moemon (04/17/2011) [-]
what are you doing?
#26 - panaotizz (04/17/2011) [-]
i love your drawing style
i love your drawing style
User avatar #27 to #26 - Alligator (04/17/2011) [-]
thanks
User avatar #23 - hab (04/17/2011) [-]
Your comics are awesome :)
#22 - bobJML (04/17/2011) [-]
HELLO!
HELLO!
User avatar #11 - emocupcake (04/16/2011) [-]
are you really an alligator? O.o
User avatar #12 to #11 - Alligator (04/16/2011) [-]
I think so. Others say im a crocodile, but I don't believe them, croc's are fags
User avatar #13 to #12 - emocupcake (04/16/2011) [-]
yes crocodile's are an Edward they are just fags
User avatar #25 to #13 - jacksdiner (04/17/2011) [-]
Crocodiles are far more deadly than Alligators.

Just saying.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ttritt (04/16/2011) [-]
thank you cupcake.
User avatar #15 to #14 - emocupcake (04/17/2011) [-]
you are welcome ttritt?
User avatar #10 - ttritt (04/16/2011) [-]
welcome back old friend.
User avatar #16 to #10 - Alligator (04/17/2011) [-]
you are awesome
User avatar #17 to #16 - ttritt (04/17/2011) [-]
i've been told :3
User avatar #18 to #17 - Alligator (04/17/2011) [-]
Are these even remotely funny? Worth posting?
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User avatar #19 to #18 - ttritt (04/17/2011) [-]
cannot zoom in far enough to read them.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Alligator (04/17/2011) [-]
ok, it says that the kid broke his dads car
he used his lucky fork
he killed his dog
he broke his computer
and set the kitchen on fire
he's sorry
"nothing"
dad- You used my lucky fork!
User avatar #21 to #20 - ttritt (04/17/2011) [-]
PFT xD
User avatar #8 - edzeppelin (04/16/2011) [-]
**** , you're an SM fan?! I JUST saw them live!
User avatar #9 to #8 - Alligator (04/16/2011) [-]
:D
and RBF
and LTJ
and Big D
and Mad Caddies
and Suburban Legends
User avatar #1 - edzeppelin (04/16/2011) [-]
What was your old account called? Also, first sub :D
User avatar #2 to #1 - Alligator (04/16/2011) [-]
it was this, but i couldnt remember the passowrd of it when i lost it, and yesterday, i tried out a bunch of pw's and one of them was right, so imma continue my comcis
User avatar #3 to #2 - edzeppelin (04/16/2011) [-]
Ah. I remember your comics back from my days as an anon. They're aweome man, I don't upload every day so if you ever need help promoting them let me know and I'll MM them for you. May stop making comics altogether for a while, actually, got a lot of haters.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Alligator (04/16/2011) [-]
Wanna team up with comics? Give each others ideas and promote each other?
User avatar #5 to #4 - edzeppelin (04/16/2011) [-]
That sounds great dude! My art is pretty ****** though. I'm practicing a lot though. We could do a series where we each draw our own character and then take turns uploading.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Alligator (04/16/2011) [-]
Deffinately, I know my drawing isnt good, but it's good enough to get the joke by, plus, im sneakin waldo in each one, so it don't matter.
User avatar #7 to #6 - edzeppelin (04/16/2011) [-]
I like your style, it's simple but effective. Reminds me of poofenstein's.
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