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AlienJohn

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Gender: male
Age: 36
Date Signed Up:12/29/2009
Last Login:4/08/2012
Location:Earth
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Level 220 Content: Mind Blower → Level 221 Content: Mind Blower
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Level 137 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 138 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Content Views:2341569
Times Content Favorited:1669 times
Total Comments Made:755
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I am one of the crazies that fully believes in extraterrestrial life forms. In fact, I'm not too sure I'm not an alien myself. I can't seem to remember anything prior to 1980 when I was abducted, probed, and returned to find myself buck-nekkid, toking a J-gar in the middle of Yosemite National Forest and whistling the theme song to Star Trek. Pls be patient with me.

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    FOLLOW THE BALL FOLLOW THE BALL
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    TITS. JUST TITS TITS. JUST TITS
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    AT FIRST I WAS LIKE AT FIRST I WAS LIKE
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    MIND EQUALS BLOWN MIND EQUALS BLOWN
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    ANSI-ASS ANSI-ASS