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Gender: female
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/04/2009
Last Login:1/08/2013
Location:Romania
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Favorite Tags: lol (9) | fail (5) | funny (5) | rage (4) | win (4) | Boobs (2) | FU (2) | Toys (2) | Truth (2)
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#54 - yes, and? i fail to see your point or even why you're telling me this 07/16/2010 on Ali's profile 0
#9 - You get paid? Well... In that case I guess it's alright xD But…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2010 on kikkelikeiju's profile 0
User avatar #10 - kikkelikeiju (07/03/2010) [-]
I dont mind waking early. :) And I would work out by myself if I wasnt so lazy. :D Now at least I wont have a choice, with the supervisors shouting and making sure we do what we are ordered to. :D

I actually havent been skating. :(
#52 - you don't say :))) 07/03/2010 on Ali's profile 0
#7 - Are you serious? Wow, I didn't think that was still legal.. T…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2010 on kikkelikeiju's profile 0
User avatar #8 - kikkelikeiju (07/03/2010) [-]
Well I dont really think it sucks. :) Its a good way of getting young men in better shape. :D And you get to meet new people. :) And we get paid for it. :D

No snow here anymore. :D Pretty fine weather we have had here. :) A bit too hot for my taste though. x)
User avatar #9 - Ali (07/03/2010) [-]
You get paid? Well... In that case I guess it's alright xD But I would hate getting up at 6 AM and work out..

Yeah, I just went outside and it's really hot here too. I don't like it at all... Autumn is alright, cause it's not too hot nor cold. And it doesn't rain as much as spring.

So have you been skating lately? Cause with the snow gone I'd imagine you have
User avatar #10 - kikkelikeiju (07/03/2010) [-]
I dont mind waking early. :) And I would work out by myself if I wasnt so lazy. :D Now at least I wont have a choice, with the supervisors shouting and making sure we do what we are ordered to. :D

I actually havent been skating. :(
#5 - The army?! Why? Ugh, I've never understood the point of war. T…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/01/2010 on kikkelikeiju's profile 0
User avatar #6 - kikkelikeiju (07/01/2010) [-]
Oh it is not my choice. :D In here, army is compulsory. :) I have no choice, I have to go. :D Well its either the army or jail, and I rather choose the army. :D

How was Paris? :) I kindof like the rain, makes the air feel so fresh afterwards. :)
User avatar #7 - Ali (07/03/2010) [-]
Are you serious? Wow, I didn't think that was still legal.. That really, really sucks :\ Take care of yourself!

Yeah, I guess it does, but this is ridiculous xD Today is the only sunny day we've had in over 2 weeks. Paris was really nice, one of the prettiest places I've visited

How's Finland? Still got snow? xD
User avatar #8 - kikkelikeiju (07/03/2010) [-]
Well I dont really think it sucks. :) Its a good way of getting young men in better shape. :D And you get to meet new people. :) And we get paid for it. :D

No snow here anymore. :D Pretty fine weather we have had here. :) A bit too hot for my taste though. x)
User avatar #9 - Ali (07/03/2010) [-]
You get paid? Well... In that case I guess it's alright xD But I would hate getting up at 6 AM and work out..

Yeah, I just went outside and it's really hot here too. I don't like it at all... Autumn is alright, cause it's not too hot nor cold. And it doesn't rain as much as spring.

So have you been skating lately? Cause with the snow gone I'd imagine you have
User avatar #10 - kikkelikeiju (07/03/2010) [-]
I dont mind waking early. :) And I would work out by myself if I wasnt so lazy. :D Now at least I wont have a choice, with the supervisors shouting and making sure we do what we are ordered to. :D

I actually havent been skating. :(
#3 - Heeeey! Haven't been on in a while! How have you been?  [+] (7 new replies) 06/28/2010 on kikkelikeiju's profile 0
User avatar #4 - kikkelikeiju (06/29/2010) [-]
Ive been just fine. :) Going to the army in just half a year, so Im trying to do all sorts of stuff while I still can. :D
How about you, how have you been? :)
User avatar #5 - Ali (07/01/2010) [-]
The army?! Why? Ugh, I've never understood the point of war. The best quote I've ever heard in my life was "Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity". But whatever, I guess if it's your choice.. :\

I've been fine as well, been to Paris a little bit, now back home, and it's constantly raining over here :[ Such depressing weather
User avatar #6 - kikkelikeiju (07/01/2010) [-]
Oh it is not my choice. :D In here, army is compulsory. :) I have no choice, I have to go. :D Well its either the army or jail, and I rather choose the army. :D

How was Paris? :) I kindof like the rain, makes the air feel so fresh afterwards. :)
User avatar #7 - Ali (07/03/2010) [-]
Are you serious? Wow, I didn't think that was still legal.. That really, really sucks :\ Take care of yourself!

Yeah, I guess it does, but this is ridiculous xD Today is the only sunny day we've had in over 2 weeks. Paris was really nice, one of the prettiest places I've visited

How's Finland? Still got snow? xD
User avatar #8 - kikkelikeiju (07/03/2010) [-]
Well I dont really think it sucks. :) Its a good way of getting young men in better shape. :D And you get to meet new people. :) And we get paid for it. :D

No snow here anymore. :D Pretty fine weather we have had here. :) A bit too hot for my taste though. x)
User avatar #9 - Ali (07/03/2010) [-]
You get paid? Well... In that case I guess it's alright xD But I would hate getting up at 6 AM and work out..

Yeah, I just went outside and it's really hot here too. I don't like it at all... Autumn is alright, cause it's not too hot nor cold. And it doesn't rain as much as spring.

So have you been skating lately? Cause with the snow gone I'd imagine you have
User avatar #10 - kikkelikeiju (07/03/2010) [-]
I dont mind waking early. :) And I would work out by myself if I wasnt so lazy. :D Now at least I wont have a choice, with the supervisors shouting and making sure we do what we are ordered to. :D

I actually havent been skating. :(
#11 - i shall has internets soon  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2010 on Zealot's profile 0
User avatar #12 - Zealot (06/03/2010) [-]
can't wait for it :X:X:X
#192 - Oh, hello there, mr. Shadows. 05/15/2010 on Girl? 0
#759 - I'm not trolling you, I'm just saying that the sammich jokes a…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2010 on Crappy Intro with Tits! 0
#762 - Sharpiegirl (05/12/2010) [-]
I never thought you were a troll. I did however try and thumb comments up when I realized someone was thumbing them ALL down indiscriminately.

Plus, I consider myself a very liberal free minded woman, and if my bf ever actually ordered me to go make him a sandwich I'd probably kick him in the nuts and tell him to f-ing make it himself. But I still think the sammich/bacon/kitchen jokes are really funny. And apparently a lot of other people do to.
User avatar #763 - Zealot (05/12/2010) [-]
uhm...who are those people?caveman?
#48 - It's ok, it's a pretty accurate description of me. Sans the &q… 05/11/2010 on Ali's profile 0
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#55 - Womens Study Major (11/22/2010) [-]
uhm hey where have you been?Robert here.why u deserted me?:(
#53 - Womens Study Major (07/14/2010) [-]
I think it's very nice to have a boyfriend in cyberspace, but love in real life is more wonderful
Diana, <a href=" [url deleted] Constanta </a>
User avatar #54 to #53 - Ali (07/16/2010) [-]
yes, and? i fail to see your point or even why you're telling me this
#50 - Womens Study Major (06/26/2010) [-]
Ciao.Robert aici(Zealot) mi'am sters contu ca m'am saturat de site'ul asta de tot cacatu...numa tampenii si fututzi in cur pe aici.mess if u need me:D b'bye
User avatar #49 - waus (06/21/2010) [-]
User avatar #52 to #51 - Ali (07/03/2010) [-]
you don't say :)))
#47 - Womens Study Major (05/10/2010) [-]
I love how you're a woman with the level of rage GUY.. lol
User avatar #48 to #47 - Ali (05/11/2010) [-]
It's ok, it's a pretty accurate description of me. Sans the "guy" part XD
User avatar #44 - Zealot (05/09/2010) [-]
where are you my friend?:'(
User avatar #45 to #44 - Ali (05/09/2010) [-]
ma fute netu in ultimul hal, a dat firma faliment >:[
User avatar #46 to #45 - Zealot (05/10/2010) [-]
that sux...i tought u deserted me :)
User avatar #42 - propervillain (05/05/2010) [-]
Awesome new profile pic ;)
User avatar #43 to #42 - Ali (05/06/2010) [-]
Why thank you, kind sir :D
User avatar #41 - propervillain (04/23/2010) [-]
Hello back, stranger! You should post more stuff ;)
User avatar #15 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (04/11/2010) [-]
I just wanted to say you look very cute in your avatar, if that is you. <3 K thnx bai.
User avatar #16 to #15 - Ali (04/11/2010) [-]
Thank you very much!
Yup, 't is me
User avatar #17 to #16 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (04/11/2010) [-]
One of the cutest girls I have seen in a long time. :) +1 free internetz for you.
User avatar #18 to #17 - Ali (04/11/2010) [-]
Why thank you, kind sir, you're very nice
I like all this internet love, doesn't get any better than this
User avatar #19 to #18 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (04/11/2010) [-]
Well actually love in real life is way better. But I think it is nice to have friends in cyber space too. With all the haters around, its nice to get compliments every now and then.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Ali (04/11/2010) [-]
I know, right? I mean, yeah, ok, you can troll. But when someone's trying to be nice to you, don't be a butthole. Amirite?
User avatar #21 to #20 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (04/11/2010) [-]
You are absolutely right. I myself try to be nice to everyone here. Except to those who are deliberately trying to be assholes.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Ali (04/11/2010) [-]
Eeeexactly. There's some really nice people around here. But they're hard to find.
They randomly find me, though :D *cyber hug*
User avatar #23 to #22 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (04/11/2010) [-]
They find you because of your avatar. Your cuteness attracts them. :) *warm and friendly cyber hug back*
User avatar #24 to #23 - Ali (04/11/2010) [-]
Aww! You're too nice to me.
I really appreciate cute more than "omg, you're so hot, I want to bone you" -_-
User avatar #25 to #24 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (04/11/2010) [-]
Yeah I know what you mean. Do they really think a line like that would work? Its pretty sad when you think about it.
User avatar #26 to #25 - Ali (04/11/2010) [-]
Lol, I've heard worse.
For example, I was out with some friends, and a pair was kissing, and one of the dude goes "Look at them kissing. Wouldn't it be a pity if we didn't kiss too?"
wat.
User avatar #27 to #26 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (04/11/2010) [-]
*facepalm* I hate it when Im in a bar with friends and they go hit on women. Their lines are always something like "I forgot my number, can I get yours" or "were your parents oysters, cause your such a pearl". I try to act like I didnt know them. -.-
User avatar #28 to #27 - Ali (04/11/2010) [-]
Ahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Faaail
I'm sorry to hear your friends are that creative
Honestly, how do they come up with them?! ahahahahahaah
User avatar #29 to #28 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (04/11/2010) [-]
I wonder that myself. :D One of my friends did compliment a girls eyes, saying they were beautiful and all, but it didnt quite work out because he didnt stop staring at her breasts when he said it. *Sigh...*
User avatar #30 to #29 - Ali (04/11/2010) [-]
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I am literally laughing out loud
Oh dear. Sometimes I'm really glad to be a girl, just so I can hear these things and lol myself to sleep
User avatar #31 to #30 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (04/11/2010) [-]
Im glad you take it with humour. :) My friends are great guys, but sometimes I just want to slap them across the face for those cheesy pickup lines they use.
User avatar #32 to #31 - Ali (04/11/2010) [-]
Do they even work? I mean, I'm pretty sure they're bound to find some desperate girl who'll go for it, but uh.. I doubt it usually works
User avatar #33 to #32 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (04/11/2010) [-]
They dont work. At least most of the time. Theyve got some desperate girls and some... well, sluts. But luckily there are not many girls like that around here.
User avatar #38 to #33 - Zealot (04/19/2010) [-]
SHE IS MAIN!
User avatar #36 to #33 - Ali (04/11/2010) [-]
We do have great nature and fine arts and what not, but the people don't appreciate it. The pictures you see on the internet are lucky finds, because usually, all those incredible landscapes are full of trash, because some people just can't be bothered to take their **** to the damn trashcan

And education sucks. Honestly. You go to school with your basic knowledge and leave school stupid. They shove so much useless information down our throats, that we won't even remember after summer vacation.

But thank you xD
User avatar #40 to #36 - HeartOfTheDL (04/23/2010) [-]
Oh wow that is sad. Though I have seen worse.
User avatar #37 to #36 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (04/11/2010) [-]
Well I cant argue because I have never been to Romania. I just have to take your word for it. Im sorry to hear that. :(
User avatar #34 to #33 - Ali (04/11/2010) [-]
I know, Finland is awesome T_T I swear you have the best music and everything, and the people are amazing
Romania sucks. We have nothing. NOTHING.
User avatar #39 to #34 - Zealot (04/19/2010) [-]
*cheesy pickup line activated* we have you. *cheesy pickup line deactivated*
User avatar #35 to #34 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (04/11/2010) [-]
Aww come on. You must have something good. :) You have had a great history. You have beautiful nature, a wonderful culture and fine arts. Your economy and education are both on the rise. And you have at least one very cute girl in Romania too. :)
User avatar #10 - Zealot (03/26/2010) [-]
romani?:)
User avatar #11 to #10 - Ali (03/26/2010) [-]
Not entirely sure how to answer that, cause I don't know if you just called me a gypsy
rromani-gypsy
romanian (which I am)=...well, romanian.
an honest mistake non the less
User avatar #13 to #12 - Ali (03/27/2010) [-]
ah. Apai bun atunci :)))
User avatar #14 to #13 - Zealot (03/27/2010) [-]
dap:D
User avatar #7 - nabi (01/07/2010) [-]
hey there, nice profile, I got a small tip that will prolly get ya more thumbs, if one of your pics has idk, 3- rating, take it down, good way to prevent getting thumbs down! =)
User avatar #8 to #7 - Madruga (01/09/2010) [-]
asta o fi indian ? pare putin cu capu' ;D
User avatar #9 to #8 - Ali (01/28/2010) [-]
Lol, nu cred. Am avut destule neplaceri cu indienii as it is
User avatar #3 - Madruga (12/11/2009) [-]
Hey ! Nu credeam ca ar fi si romani pe-aici :)
Ce faci?
User avatar #4 to #3 - Ali (12/11/2009) [-]
Nici eu, sincer. :)
Bine, ma uit la fresh prince of bel air, tu?
User avatar #5 to #4 - Madruga (12/12/2009) [-]
am terminat episodul 10 din sezonul 6 , Grey's Anatomy :]
ninge la Constanta , imi gasesc de lucru prin campus

apropo , s-a blocat topul pana luni si a ramas poza mea pe primul loc :)
User avatar #6 to #5 - Ali (12/12/2009) [-]
Si la Caracal ninge.. nu suport ninsoarea.. Abia astept vara, fie ea si cu temperaturi de 40 de grade...

Am vazut :)) cata bafta
#1 - Womens Study Major (05/26/2009) [-]
ure funny. ok my captcha is obese it is tho
User avatar #2 to #1 - ali (09/09/2009) [-]
haha, thanks! Oh gosh, I don't even remember my comments, it's been so long since i've last been here.
And FJ has gone to ****
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