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Date Signed Up:8/14/2010
Last Login:9/05/2014
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Content Thumbs: 2169 total,  2528 ,  359
Comment Thumbs: 11501 total,  13706 ,  2205
Content Level Progress: 68.99% (69/100)
Level 121 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 122 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 99.8% (499/500)
Level 310 Comments: Wizard → Level 311 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:19
Content Views:15166
Times Content Favorited:299 times
Total Comments Made:2976
FJ Points:12832
Favorite Tags: lol que (2) | LOLWUT (2)

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    Uploaded: 09/08/10
    Girl quits her job in the best way xD Girl quits her job in the best...
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    Uploaded: 12/13/10
    Didgeridoo Didgeridoo
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    Uploaded: 02/20/11
    Shit time Shit time
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    Uploaded: 04/10/11
    Textage Textage
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    Uploaded: 03/17/11
    How to get free stuff How to get free stuff
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    Uploaded: 07/15/11
    Single picture comp. Single picture comp.
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    Uploaded: 06/26/11
    Worm Worm
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    Uploaded: 02/14/11
    bored again bored again
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    Uploaded: 02/14/11
    lol got bored lol got bored
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    Uploaded: 10/25/10
    Treadmill fail Treadmill fail
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    Uploaded: 02/14/11
    bored again bored again

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#49 - Ron swanson would cream his pants 07/30/2014 on Classy as fuck 0
#14 - so how do you open it repeatedly to put more hatred in without… 07/18/2014 on poison and joy 0
#48 - Picture 01/25/2014 on Beach made of bones. +22
#19 - i think you mean litres  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2013 on Oh Canada +1
User avatar #24 - lillpip (11/03/2013) [-]
No, the post said pounds, so I went with that.
#29 - minority and majority have nothing to do with numbers, its all…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2013 on Any Louis C.K fans? -5
#50 - anonymoose (10/15/2013) [-]
#45 - mrpavelowgrimm (10/15/2013) [-]
#147 - harvey specter.... If only i was a woman 10/03/2013 on Sam from Supernatural 0
#95 - i mean before the movies had finished they were still exemplar… 08/31/2013 on adding to the vma's fire 0
#40 - plus if they ****** up big time then the producer…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2013 on adding to the vma's fire -2
#42 - anonymous (08/30/2013) [-]
The movies are all done. They could fuck up all they want, the producers can't choose to recast for the movie...the movie is already made.
User avatar #95 - AlfredNeuman (08/31/2013) [-]
i mean before the movies had finished they were still exemplary celberties
#27 - yeah then we could actually make accurate assumptions about hi… 08/22/2013 on Ha Gayyy! +1
#14 - pardon me then, if something comes flying into your general vi…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2013 on Ha Gayyy! +2
User avatar #15 - misterdiddly (08/22/2013) [-]
^ true

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User avatar #52 - mychemicalfreak (08/11/2011) [-]
No but really, were you? XD
User avatar #49 - awesomeprodify (07/14/2011) [-]
And don't get it too literaly . When i said 10 000 i didn't mean that . I was saying that the number of comments is countless . Even 100 comment per day is enough to make your thumbs in a month
#51 to #50 - WOOOOOT **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #50 to #50 - AlfredNeuman (07/14/2011) [-]
If you were willing to make 100 comments every day for a month, it's possible.
#45 - awesomeprodify (07/14/2011) [-]
Ha-ha . Wanna isn't a word? What are you ,like 60 or something ? Ha-ha . Let's look again . So you say i got more comment thumbs up , but as you might know , a person is able to make like 10000 comments per day , but how many things can he create , or even think of creating . You got account for like 2 years ,got like 30 pictures,videos ect. I got like 8 or 9 and for 3 days i made almost 4000 thumbs up , thats almost twice as much as you have . Also imagine me staying for a week commenting every comic in the first 3-4 pages - i will got as much comment thumbs as you do . Also my 8 comics got like 3 and a half times more views than your 30. So , once again as i said , shut your mouth and bow before my awesomeness you will never have ! :)
User avatar #47 to #46 - AlfredNeuman (07/14/2011) [-]
Also, 10,000 comments in a day would be quite a feat. That's around 7 comments every minute, if you were to stay up for 24 hours.
#46 to #46 - AlfredNeuman (07/14/2011) [-]
I've only had my account since august of last year, not even one year let alone 2, as you said. The thing with me is that I don't give a rats ass about content thumbs. I got a lucky post once that brought me to the front page. I'm not trying to sound like Mr. Popular here, but I have a life. I don't spend enough time on the computer, let alone funnyjunk, to make enough quality comics or posts that can reach the front page. I leave a few comments here and there and hope for the best. I can barely remember what were arguing about now, but try to have a bit of class and practice what is known as "humility".
User avatar #48 to #47 - awesomeprodify (07/14/2011) [-]
Ah ,really ? Who started this pointless fight ? I'm pretty sure it wasn't me :)
#43 - awesomeprodify (07/14/2011) [-]
Okay, I can spell properly , you You need to login to view this link the way, you may wanna see my content thumbs . I got like twice as much as you . I got account for like 4 days.I am going to be your level in no time . SO SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND KNOW YOUR ROLE !
User avatar #44 to #44 - AlfredNeuman (07/14/2011) [-]
Wanna isn't a word. Also, you only have 1000 more thumbs than I do for content. But check the comment thumbs. I've got almost 10,000 and you've got how many? -35? Tsk tsk. And it's funnyjunk, nobody has a "role".
User avatar #41 - awesomeprodify (07/12/2011) [-]
ur stupid im awesome
User avatar #42 to #42 - AlfredNeuman (07/12/2011) [-]
Damn.

I wish I was awesome enough not to spell properly.
#39 - KingOfLulz (06/22/2011) [-]
WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY???
WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY???
User avatar #40 to #40 - AlfredNeuman (06/22/2011) [-]
YOU SPAM LINKS TO YOUR CONTENT. at least thats what i remember you doing, and its annoying as **** .
User avatar #35 to #35 - AlfredNeuman (04/19/2011) [-]
hahaha you really have a picture for everything dont you? ;) on a related topic, what software or program do you use to draw like that?
User avatar #36 to #36 - zzEriczz (04/19/2011) [-]
macromedia flash 8

:D
User avatar #37 to #37 - AlfredNeuman (04/19/2011) [-]
do you have a tablet type thing that you draw on? or are you just ridiculously good with a mouse...
User avatar #38 to #38 - zzEriczz (04/19/2011) [-]
lol, i have a bamboo tablet.
User avatar #29 - yourfaced (02/20/2011) [-]
I sure hope your not getting a bad rap from that madtv troll...
User avatar #30 to #30 - AlfredNeuman (02/20/2011) [-]
nah i dont really care that much anyways
User avatar #17 - Shadowlordninek (02/13/2011) [-]
Sssssssssssup?
User avatar #19 to #19 - Shadowlordninek (02/13/2011) [-]
Just finished
User avatar #20 to #20 - AlfredNeuman (02/13/2011) [-]
nicely done. thats all i use this site for anyways
#21 to #21 - anonymous (02/13/2011) [-]
One of the 2 reasons I have a account.

The other reason is subscriptions
User avatar #22 to #22 - Shadowlordninek (02/13/2011) [-]
And I'm tired of the random log outs
User avatar #23 to #23 - AlfredNeuman (02/13/2011) [-]
those are definitely a piss off
User avatar #24 to #24 - Shadowlordninek (02/13/2011) [-]
Yeah and it usually happens why *******
User avatar #25 to #25 - AlfredNeuman (02/13/2011) [-]
worst time.. :l
User avatar #26 to #26 - Shadowlordninek (02/13/2011) [-]
Yeah....sometimes I just use Xvideos. Or a different site
User avatar #27 to #27 - AlfredNeuman (02/13/2011) [-]
You need to login to view this link works on ipod touches. full length vids
User avatar #28 to #28 - Shadowlordninek (02/14/2011) [-]
Brilliant
User avatar #13 - LMIDGAF (10/20/2010) [-]
awesome propic! i loved mad comics when i was little! :)
User avatar #14 to #13 - AlfredNeuman (10/21/2010) [-]
hahah thanks bro :D im 15 and i love them, its my kind of humor xD
User avatar #11 - yourfaced (10/16/2010) [-]
I seriously figured you'd be a divider of zero. nice username by the way.
User avatar #12 to #11 - AlfredNeuman (10/17/2010) [-]
haha thanks :) what made you think i was level 28?
User avatar #1 - chibidragon (09/13/2010) [-]
**** U ALFRED
STOP UR TROLLING >:(
User avatar #2 to #1 - AlfredNeuman (09/13/2010) [-]
sorry, but you are just the most fun person to troll because oyui take it so seriously. man its like rule 3 or something, "nothing shall be taken seriously"
User avatar #3 to #2 - chibidragon (09/13/2010) [-]
u no wat
im a very serious chick
ive had a ****** day today
so please leave me the **** alone
User avatar #4 to #3 - AlfredNeuman (09/13/2010) [-]
thats more of a you problem. if youve had a ****** day, go tell your boyfriend or your mom or something, dont tell me cause frankly... i dont give a **** .
User avatar #5 to #4 - chibidragon (09/13/2010) [-]
1.chuck norris didnt give a **** either
2.i dont have a goddamn boyfriend cuz my dad wont let me
so screw off
User avatar #6 to #5 - AlfredNeuman (09/13/2010) [-]
well id be your boyfriend :D
User avatar #7 to #6 - chibidragon (09/13/2010) [-]
well im not being friends with a troll
User avatar #8 to #7 - AlfredNeuman (09/13/2010) [-]
aww dont be mean to the troll. the troll just wants to be accepted
#9 to #8 - chibidragon (09/13/2010) [-]
the troll wont cuz hes a troll  
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the troll wont cuz hes a troll
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User avatar #10 to #9 - AlfredNeuman (09/13/2010) [-]
you put that in the other trolling thred on your pokemon pic. get some new material.
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