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Video Games Played: Fallout, RUSE, Farcry 3, Bioshock, Mass Effect
Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:9/23/2014
Location:Canada
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#6 - you should read it, it's ******* gold  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2014 on Power of the People +3
#7 - shunkahawolf (01/30/2014) [-]
#82 - yes, that's why he posted it (protip: the picture is sarcastic)  [+] (8 new replies) 01/29/2014 on does this seem fair? +2
User avatar #85 - richardastley (01/29/2014) [-]
Protip: I was also being sarcastic.
#90 - jazzytheferret (01/29/2014) [-]
Protip: never cough when you have extreme diarrhea
#138 - mrmamric (01/29/2014) [-]
Protip: Gum is a great alternative for washing your hair when you're out of shampoo.
#140 - jazzytheferret (01/29/2014) [-]
Protip: Baking soda is a better alternative than gum. It removes the excess oil and still leaves enough to keep your hair healthy and stop your scalp from drying out/producing even more oil to make up for all the lost. It also doesn't have all the artificial fragrances and other additives to it.
#145 - mrmamric (01/29/2014) [-]
Great tip, but you're talking like I've got more than 2 bucks for my noodles and electricity bill.
#147 - jazzytheferret (01/29/2014) [-]
Costco baking soda is $7.66 for a 13.5 lb bag. Using only a table spoon per bathing session would last you a year if not more.
#148 - jazzytheferret (01/29/2014) [-]
Also, Protip: if you ever run out of TP you do not need to use your socks. Take the TP roll, crinkle it up a lot and then separate it.
#169 - mrmamric (01/29/2014) [-]
The tips! So many values!
#82 - I thought that we did learn to read mayan hieroglyphs, albeit … 01/28/2014 on The Mayans Compilation (#4... 0
#7 - Picture 01/24/2014 on One of My Favourites 0
#30 - You know that they didn't just use concentration camps right? …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/24/2014 on Well that changes things. +4
#35 - Womens Study Major (01/24/2014) [-]
Actually, I don't even believe gas chambers existed. The except for like 10 people saying they were there, there was no evidence at all. Most jews died because of disease and hunger in the concentration camps. Which were, as hard to believe as it may seem, caused by the allies' invasion. The nazi's simply didn't have enough food and healthcare left for them.
User avatar #42 - Sethorein (01/24/2014) [-]
there's gas chambers still standing... Even holocaust deniers believe they existed. They just claim they were for disinfecting purposes.
User avatar #38 - Haruhi (01/24/2014) [-]
The nazis were very good at keeping numbers. You are either trolling, troll-baiting, or an anti-semite. over 6 million Jews were murdered in various different ways. Over half were systematically gased and their bodies cremated. Over a million were systematically shot in mass graves. Several hundred thousand were hunted down and killed by the SS.
#37 - HarvietheDinkle (01/24/2014) [-]
#8 - Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but in my opinion peopl… 01/24/2014 on The Solution to Everything... +7
#5 - No, people who are too afraid to login to state their opinions… 01/24/2014 on The Solution to Everything... +37
#84 - Comment deleted 01/24/2014 on Good Guy Amish 0
#455 - I recall that mothman was just made up by the people who first… 12/13/2013 on Guide to the Unknown 2 0
#3 - FTFY  [+] (10 new replies) 12/04/2013 on Penis +59
#33 - xzayviaaeyeres (12/04/2013) [-]
#32 - Mickeyboi (12/04/2013) [-]
You lack disciple
User avatar #14 - BlizzXonetwothree (12/04/2013) [-]
We have to go deeper.
User avatar #71 - stormtrooperbob (12/04/2013) [-]
Thats what she said
#21 - darkchoc (12/04/2013) [-]
Richard Dick Johnson?
User avatar #26 - Grom (12/04/2013) [-]
Peter Dick Johnson
User avatar #22 - mitchr (12/04/2013) [-]
Dick 'Cockblock' Johnson.
Or is that too direct?
#23 - darkchoc (12/04/2013) [-]
Perhaps.Depends on the worker I guess
User avatar #24 - mitchr (12/04/2013) [-]
Dick 'The Cockblock' Johnson, leader of our Legal Division.
#30 - jmillenium (12/04/2013) [-]
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Peter Richards Johnson, alias The Dick. Specializes in defending the defendants in sexual assualt cases. He's good but he screws his clients out of all their money.
We need to go deeper. You mess with the cock you get the balls
#10 - I would watch the **** out of Monty Python is Space 12/03/2013 on How to Describe Your... +1
#8 - It's too late. It's fused to his head now 12/03/2013 on Good guy +2
#27 - I think it's another word for substitute  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2013 on Il peut frick fran├žais... 0
User avatar #31 - killerliquid (11/29/2013) [-]
You missed the joke
#75 - sacrilegious (11/30/2013) [-]
What joke?
#213 - Picture 05/07/2013 on Cartoon Feels +1
#113 - you forgot porsche 11/30/2012 on Good Guy Volkswagen 0
#6 - mhm 09/27/2012 on Twily and Smarty Compilation 0
#159496 - personally, i invest half in the turret tree, and half in the … 09/27/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#4 - if you really liked calvin and hobbes, then you might like hob…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2012 on Twily and Smarty Compilation 0
User avatar #5 - jonnyp (09/27/2012) [-]
got a link to the writers page?
#158889 - i usually keep one or two allied with me. usually a culture an… 09/26/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#157487 - basically, you get it for dayz. i would say yay because dayz i… 09/24/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#146 - Picture 09/24/2012 on Parrot's last words +1
#26 - reminds me a bit of pokemon ghost black in terms of disturbing 09/24/2012 on The Closed Map expiriment 0
#156706 - scared of radscorpions. if you see a radscorpion, you can't fi…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #157013 - colapark (09/24/2012) [-]
radscorpions are my weakness i hate them like fj hates spiders
#156701 - if you have broken steel, dogmeat becomes effectively invincible 09/24/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#156696 - cool, at least thats sorted out 09/24/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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User avatar #59 - antimedic (09/18/2012) [-]
can i have your 99 WCI's?
User avatar #58 to #57 - AlexK (09/18/2012) [-]
well played sir
User avatar #49 - imakejewburgers (09/04/2012) [-]
I meant the discontinued death knight statue.
User avatar #50 to #49 - AlexK (09/04/2012) [-]
oh, then no, sorry
User avatar #51 to #50 - AlexK (09/04/2012) [-]
besides, i don't think i have anything you really want
User avatar #46 - humpingturtlelover (05/02/2012) [-]
yuo knw u ar a dolan
User avatar #44 - frozennos (05/02/2012) [-]
dolan pls
User avatar #43 - turretbuddy (05/02/2012) [-]
FAK U ALIX!
User avatar #41 - Sandisky (05/02/2012) [-]
Fak u Dolan
-Gooby
User avatar #42 to #41 - AlexK (05/02/2012) [-]
nic ty gooby
User avatar #40 - gyronex (05/02/2012) [-]
Hi dolan
User avatar #39 - nyancatfuckyeah (05/02/2012) [-]
dolan :j
User avatar #38 - danihollywood (05/02/2012) [-]
dolan
#36 - pringlez (05/02/2012) [-]
>yfw dolan
User avatar #35 - Endofzeeworld (05/02/2012) [-]
dolan pls
User avatar #37 to #35 - AlexK (05/02/2012) [-]
gooby pls
User avatar #34 - lordderpington (05/02/2012) [-]
hai dolan
#33 - embennett (05/02/2012) [-]
< - - YEW
User avatar #31 - falloutplayer (05/02/2012) [-]
Sup dolan
User avatar #27 - joeylopezis (05/02/2012) [-]
u a dolan
#28 to #27 - AlexK (05/02/2012) [-]
nise try bogs
nise try bogs
User avatar #30 to #28 - joeylopezis (05/02/2012) [-]
u knw all the long?
User avatar #32 to #30 - AlexK (05/02/2012) [-]
mabe
#26 - ilikeaak (05/02/2012) [-]
***** be dolaning
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