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AlbertEinstein  

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Date Signed Up:1/23/2010
Last Login:5/24/2013
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#224 - I am so confused, what?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2012 on Thumbing down frontpage... 0
User avatar #229 - fourtwentt (10/11/2012) [-]
if you thumb down frontpage content youre still not breaking it cuz for every red therell be at least 2-3 greens
#89 - We have a winner! 10/03/2012 on Einstein -2
#332 - Shut the hell up fag 09/23/2012 on The Small Country Of Niue -3
#2 - kill yourself 09/20/2012 on le -1
#39 - Im officially considering suicide 09/14/2012 on Alive Pie +5
#788 - I hope the child is abducted and their house burns to the ground 09/14/2012 on Give money? -21
#74 - Oh gezz, I'm hopping everyone assumes I meant to type "hu… 09/13/2012 on spice 0
#84 - I actually disagree with photo. Yes, this may be true for some… 09/12/2012 on Your dumb +5
#41 - I actually had a girl hung me for a solid 5 minutes, just so s…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/12/2012 on spice +4
User avatar #76 - dustyshane (09/13/2012) [-]
If you save up for some good cologne, like the name brand stuff, girls will love that shit.
Literally only use a dab, as in, put your finger on the tip, and put it around your neck and underside of chin.
It is really strong, so do it like I instructed or it will smell to bad and you will run out quickly. one bottle can last over a year if done right.
User avatar #67 - darthblam (09/13/2012) [-]
"Hung me for a solid 5 minutes"

... I feel like a KKK related joke can be used here but I've got nothing...
User avatar #74 - AlbertEinstein (09/13/2012) [-]
Oh gezz, I'm hopping everyone assumes I meant to type "hugged"
I didn't even put it in the past tense, how embarrassing.
#41 - Someone has never played a decent PC game lol  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2012 on Call of Doody: Black Cocks -4
#48 - Airmanator (09/08/2012) [-]
....Yes, yes I have. ~400 games on Steam and even more logged on Xfire. It's not surprising with nearly two decades of PC gaming experience.
#535 - Today, the world starts changing for the better.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2012 on Through the fire and flames +3
#564 - dooblerdoo (08/22/2012) [-]
#106 - It is really hard to think of a comment after such a successfu… 08/22/2012 on Thor on an off day +4
#4 - Thanks 08/20/2012 on They're both creepy.. -11
#110 - **AlbertEinstein rolls 65** More like epic win 08/07/2012 on Epic Fail +1
#81 - Oh god, today is so much funnier than usual. I need a minu… 08/06/2012 on Oh boy videogames +9
#7 - She is filing your facepalms... 07/29/2012 on Another day at the office... +1
#1 - This picture is relatively old.... 07/23/2012 on Back to the futures past! 0
#50 - I don't remember how badly I wanted one of those... becaus… 07/23/2012 on Remember? 0
#46 - That made me laugh 07/23/2012 on wifi +4
#18 - The unreadable text you can just write what ever you want. … 07/21/2012 on captcha OC +6
#169 - FJ is funny today, and I hope it stays this way 07/19/2012 on Some Spiders 0
#131 - New England ftw  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2012 on Where TV Shows take place +3
User avatar #136 - spockplug (07/18/2012) [-]
this gif goes perfectly to the song im listening to lol
#138 - flusteredmoose (07/18/2012) [-]
Which is?
#557 - It's always cool to live near an living meme 07/18/2012 on Look who I met today +9
#4 - ONLY COMMENT WOOO! 07/11/2012 on The Other Side... 0
#89 - Duuuude, I got the same quality video. I put the 700 MB vi… 07/11/2012 on We had TACO BELL 0
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#1 - N. Korean citizen (02/09/2013) [-]
ur old and ugly ass hell. why'd u even put up a profile pic? creepy.
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