if you thumb down frontpage content youre still not breaking it cuz for every red therell be at least 2-3 greens

If you save up for some good cologne, like the name brand stuff, girls will love that shit.
Literally only use a dab, as in, put your finger on the tip, and put it around your neck and underside of chin.
It is really strong, so do it like I instructed or it will smell to bad and you will run out quickly. one bottle can last over a year if done right.

"Hung me for a solid 5 minutes"

... I feel like a KKK related joke can be used here but I've got nothing...

Oh gezz, I'm hopping everyone assumes I meant to type "hugged"
I didn't even put it in the past tense, how embarrassing.

....Yes, yes I have. ~400 games on Steam and even more logged on Xfire. It's not surprising with nearly two decades of PC gaming experience.

this gif goes perfectly to the song im listening to lol

Which is?