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AlbertEinstein  

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Bitches dont know about my Theory of Relativity

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#73 - It was not his younger-self! read my comment below to understand.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2013 on Telegram for you, Mister... +2
User avatar #74 - trollofhalo (04/09/2013) [-]
Well who are you a fucking Einstei- oh.
#72 - That wasn't his younger-self who hunted him down. In fact, the…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/09/2013 on Telegram for you, Mister... +5
User avatar #136 - evilpotato (04/10/2013) [-]
You live up to your namesake
User avatar #76 - charagrin (04/09/2013) [-]
But why would comstock still not recognize himself, as both himself and the man who attempted to retrieve his daughter when they were going through the tear? Also, why is a pinky tip enough to allow you to open tears, but normal skin cells/hair isn't?
User avatar #77 - AlbertEinstein (04/09/2013) [-]
Anna(Elizabeth) had the power to open tears because her body was in two different universes at the same time.

New memories were formed to coop with the fact that they changed universes. Remember all those people who where confused that "thought that they were dead." That's because theor brain created new memories.
Let's not forget Comstock is DeWitt, not the other way around.
#182 - I agree with 100% on everything. I was literally mind… 04/09/2013 on What would you choose? +1
#776 - Porn 04/09/2013 on Why is it impossible to... +1
#6 - OP: "I dun give 2 fooks if this was here or not before!&q…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2013 on Ice it 0
#74 - N. Korean citizen (04/09/2013) [-]
I dun give 2 fooks if your name was AlbeartEinshit and the fact it was covered in smurf piss
#21 - Theory of Relativity ain't got shit compared to this ingenious… 04/08/2013 on Bad if you're being treated... 0
#10 - 246 Mattresses? I'm not a 100% sure on that, but that's th…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/08/2013 on This Is +41
#94 - jthwdragon (04/09/2013) [-]
well if AlbertEinstein says so i guess i have to believe him
#47 - gardenmanly (04/09/2013) [-]
Nicely done
#16 - totallynotme (04/08/2013) [-]
Did you account for the fact that all the mattress piles are probably around the same height? Or did you just count the visible ones?
#13 - N. Korean citizen (04/08/2013) [-]
Lol
#12 - karmakoala (04/08/2013) [-]
Jesus. H. Christ son, do you mean to tell me you sat down and counted?
User avatar #19 - hanakoikezawa (04/08/2013) [-]
H?
User avatar #106 - eggoman (04/09/2013) [-]
The H stands for Hesus (jesus)
User avatar #22 - akkere (04/09/2013) [-]
Harold.

As in, Harold be thy name.

(No, wait, it's hallow. As in, Halloween be thy name.)
#45 - oishiine (04/09/2013) [-]
#491 - After masturbating to an uncountable amount of furry porn, tha… 04/08/2013 on WHAT DO 0
#315 - Because I've been here since 2006. Days where "Bitch stol…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2013 on Who wants the account "blaze"? 0
User avatar #595 - gatorade (04/09/2013) [-]
I've never seen that. But Aye, sir I remember those days.
#207 - lololololol hahahha xD DJ 4DM1N has the funniest emails eva 04/08/2013 on s;akdjsl ajasdklj... -2
#226 - This is FunnyJunk. We do not make jokes here. I suggest you pa… 04/06/2013 on Bioshock Infnite +1
#10 - When you realize an anon posted this 04/05/2013 on feels +3
#231 - I haven't been on this site for 2 days. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/31/2013 on No Fridays on my post +2
User avatar #250 - walcorn (03/31/2013) [-]
Vernon Dursley is kill
User avatar #292 - mrnoodlez (04/01/2013) [-]
when were you when griffiths dies?

I was home waxing coblas when mother come in.

'griffiths is kill'

i look to facebok to see griffiths is kill

'no'
User avatar #279 - wassuuuby (04/01/2013) [-]
Did he died?
#3763177 - ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ Does DJ 4DM1N even lift? ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʅ 03/28/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#3763016 - **AlbertEinstein rolls 91** New song time DJ 4DM1N LETS GO  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#3763041 - crazyhindu (03/28/2013) [-]
**crazyhindu rolls 64** these?
#3762193 - Guys.. the shots song is over ._. #4f52ab 03/28/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#3761756 - The day DJ 4DM1N creates rainbow text, then I'll be impressed.… 03/28/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#3761157 - WHY ARE WE SHOUT DIFFERENT COLORS NICE CHOICE OF MUSIC 03/28/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#197 - Dumb shit 03/25/2013 on The Smarterest +2
#5 - KFC Ku Flux Clan 03/25/2013 on Sounds about right +14
#152 - Everyone on FJ is now leaving their home with Heresy Kisses in…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2013 on first kiss +21
#158 - theturtletrolley (03/22/2013) [-]
I tried to make a witty comment on the fact you put Heresy Kisses, But I couldn't think of one
#1 - God I miss that show  [+] (7 new replies) 03/20/2013 on Salty Spittoon +28
User avatar #46 - darthlegolas (03/27/2013) [-]
amen to that brother!
#14 - ilovesalad (03/21/2013) [-]
which one?!
no?
User avatar #11 - coolioplasm (03/21/2013) [-]
>Implying it ended
User avatar #18 - rhiaanor (03/21/2013) [-]
he is talking about drake and josh
#8 - dafuckisthisshit has deleted their comment.
#7 - samxdaxman (03/21/2013) [-]
Don't worry, Spongebob is still playing.
#34 - okaythen (03/21/2013) [-]
New spongebob episodes are garbage though :(
#7 - It's actually about how I slept with your mother  [+] (6 new replies) 03/20/2013 on einstien teaching... +210
#30 - ohgodwaitimatheist (03/21/2013) [-]
Well, you are indeed a genius.
#20 - lamarisagoodname (03/21/2013) [-]
round of applause
User avatar #73 - lolzordz (03/21/2013) [-]
no offense intended but why is what he said funny? cos his account name is albert einstein?
#34 - N. Korean citizen (03/21/2013) [-]
baby make that ass clap!
#17 - romdadon (03/21/2013) [-]
#8 - tehbestever (03/20/2013) [-]
#61 - What befuddles me is that they're Asians and they can't figure…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2013 on North Korean missile test +7
#62 - BeaverBalls (03/20/2013) [-]
i mean come on it isnt rocket science


ill go die in a corner now
#268 - I've actually seen nude photos of my parents and masturbated t…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2013 on These two are brother and... +1
#272 - caplocker (03/20/2013) [-]
that's... God damn it.
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#1 - N. Korean citizen (02/09/2013) [-]
ur old and ugly ass hell. why'd u even put up a profile pic? creepy.
 
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