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AlanbalMIT

Last status update:
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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 20
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/okamitsukineko
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/Ioriyaotome
Consoles Owned: xbox,pc
Video Games Played: Assassins Creed, Halo, FEZ
X-box Gamertag: Alanbal888
Interests: Games, Develop,Sports
Date Signed Up:1/17/2010
Last Login:1/09/2015
Location:Mexico
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#17445
Highest Content Rank:#3192
Highest Comment Rank:#2668
Content Thumbs: 1034 total,  1204 ,  170
Comment Thumbs: 3083 total,  4259 ,  1176
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 103 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 104 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 2% (2/100)
Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:0
Content Views:68631
Times Content Favorited:43 times
Total Comments Made:2526
FJ Points:2393
Favorite Tags: guy (4) | the (4) | admin (3) | epic (3) | rage (3) | traffic (3) | FFFFUUU (2) | fuck (2) | funny (2) | game (2) | im (2) | Junk (2) | lol (2) | Zombie (2)
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latest user's comments

#139 - IKR, never understood american's fascination for pancakes + bacon.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2014 on Food Hacks Part 2 +2
User avatar #143 - minnten (06/20/2014) [-]
Because America is the only place on earth that loves the combination of sweet and salty flavors. That being said, I prefer sausage with pancakes. Bacon goes better with eggs.
User avatar #193 - jbabco (06/20/2014) [-]
You understand me.
User avatar #191 - AlanbalMIT (06/20/2014) [-]
k
#50 - no, not really. 06/20/2014 on (untitled) 0
#436 - muh chubby body 06/20/2014 on this guy is a fucking champion 0
#433 - it's hard to make exercise  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2014 on this guy is a fucking champion 0
User avatar #434 - ronyx (06/20/2014) [-]
God dammit man
User avatar #436 - AlanbalMIT (06/20/2014) [-]
muh chubby body
#429 - but the "omg muh disease" ain't an excuse.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/20/2014 on this guy is a fucking champion 0
User avatar #431 - ronyx (06/20/2014) [-]
Yeap. I mean, to me it just sounds stupid to say "I can't lose weight because of medical reasons" when in fact you just have to work harder.
User avatar #433 - AlanbalMIT (06/20/2014) [-]
it's hard to make exercise
User avatar #434 - ronyx (06/20/2014) [-]
God dammit man
User avatar #436 - AlanbalMIT (06/20/2014) [-]
muh chubby body
#28 - It'zz not matttt itz ay rahbat 06/20/2014 on robotic stone cutter 0
#565 - **AlanbalMIT rolled image ** 06/20/2014 on Luck of the draw +1
#563 - Comment deleted 06/20/2014 on Luck of the draw 0
#117 - k but what if the **** is inside a cage. Do they …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on no eye contact 0
User avatar #118 - turkeylegleg (06/20/2014) [-]
verily. pounding on chest, pacing, sometimes screaming.
#113 - but what do they do? Like, if you're close to one in the zoo h…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2014 on no eye contact 0
User avatar #116 - turkeylegleg (06/20/2014) [-]
imagine a nigger with popeye arms trying to punch you. The way you are imagining is accurate.
User avatar #117 - AlanbalMIT (06/20/2014) [-]
k but what if the nigg is inside a cage. Do they just jump and get rustled?
User avatar #118 - turkeylegleg (06/20/2014) [-]
verily. pounding on chest, pacing, sometimes screaming.
#111 - I have never made eye contact (or been close enough) with a go…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/20/2014 on no eye contact 0
User avatar #112 - turkeylegleg (06/20/2014) [-]
eye contact is attempts at dominance. You attempt dominance with gorilla, you get hit.
User avatar #113 - AlanbalMIT (06/20/2014) [-]
but what do they do? Like, if you're close to one in the zoo how do they react?
User avatar #116 - turkeylegleg (06/20/2014) [-]
imagine a nigger with popeye arms trying to punch you. The way you are imagining is accurate.
User avatar #117 - AlanbalMIT (06/20/2014) [-]
k but what if the nigg is inside a cage. Do they just jump and get rustled?
User avatar #118 - turkeylegleg (06/20/2014) [-]
verily. pounding on chest, pacing, sometimes screaming.
#416 - there are people who have thyroide disease and tend to get ver…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/20/2014 on this guy is a fucking champion +1
User avatar #425 - ronyx (06/20/2014) [-]
That just means she has to exercise harder.
User avatar #429 - AlanbalMIT (06/20/2014) [-]
but the "omg muh disease" ain't an excuse.
User avatar #431 - ronyx (06/20/2014) [-]
Yeap. I mean, to me it just sounds stupid to say "I can't lose weight because of medical reasons" when in fact you just have to work harder.
User avatar #433 - AlanbalMIT (06/20/2014) [-]
it's hard to make exercise
User avatar #434 - ronyx (06/20/2014) [-]
God dammit man
User avatar #436 - AlanbalMIT (06/20/2014) [-]
muh chubby body
#270 - **** Mole Love tortas and tacos de canasta tho. 06/19/2014 on Mexico vs Brazil in a Nutshell 0
#268 - We've always been here. 06/19/2014 on Mexico vs Brazil in a Nutshell +2
#41 - Yeah but being a dick applies both for men and women. Even if … 06/18/2014 on Bro-Defensive Mechanism 0
#31 - were can I watch MASH online? 06/18/2014 on marineLAD 0
#30 - Comment deleted 06/18/2014 on marineLAD 0
#15 - k 06/18/2014 on I Wonder... 0
#166 - I'm an assassin's creed fanboy and I think most of the … 06/18/2014 on description +1
#164 - >lack of historical accuracy. No ***** … 06/18/2014 on description -1
#107 - Not being raped is rape. Check your non-rapist-women… 06/16/2014 on Men are pigs +6
#65 - k  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2014 on Feminazi justice! 0
#67 - charliethebearjewd (06/16/2014) [-]
Baby Marble Fox!
#60 - you look pretty manly and black tho.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Feminazi justice! +1
#63 - charliethebearjewd (06/16/2014) [-]
I'm part black, part white and part pooter decimator


If it makes you a little more comfortable, I can post more adorable small animals?
User avatar #65 - AlanbalMIT (06/16/2014) [-]
k
#67 - charliethebearjewd (06/16/2014) [-]
Baby Marble Fox!
#34 - wtf I though it was just a little spoof. 06/12/2014 on Low Budget Pixar Movie +2
#75 - ok *cums* 06/12/2014 on Smoother than a friction... +1

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User avatar #33 - itemexchange (10/24/2013) [-]
hello im going to ask a dumb question
since you do not appear to play items may i please have your items and points to help out one of my friends
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#31 - jettom (09/16/2013) [-]
I don't know you. Sorry!
#30 to #29 - AlanbalMIT (09/09/2013) [-]
wat
wat
User avatar #24 - theflamingfire (05/29/2013) [-]
Why did you add me as a friend anyway?
User avatar #25 to #24 - AlanbalMIT (05/30/2013) [-]
I don't know
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