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Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/okamitsukineko
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/Ioriyaotome
Consoles Owned: xbox,pc
Video Games Played: Assassins Creed, Halo, FEZ
X-box Gamertag: Alanbal888
Interests: Games, Develop,Sports
Date Signed Up:1/17/2010
Last Login:4/18/2014
Location:Mexico
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#189 - that's what I was thinking about. 12/06/2013 on Horrible Stupidity... -1
#364 - TFW we won't ever be in pokemon world nor minecraft world.  [+] (10 new replies) 12/06/2013 on Minecraft World +2
#418 - anonymous (12/06/2013) [-]
Those worlds would fucking suck.

1. A desolate world with no one but you in it, and the rare village of 8 people, fucking infested with infinitely spawning zombies, skeletons, exploding plant monsters, and fucking inter-dimensional beings. "hur dur I'm 12 years old I want to be alone forever and punch monsters to survive because I could totally do it"

2. A world where giant monsters that can fucking murder you with their minds exist, with no military and barely any law enforcement relying entirely on you and your stupid little dog's ability to defend yourselves from fucking death ray breathing dragons and entire armies of people who want to steal your pokemon and fuck you up. "hur dur sounds awesome because I would totally survive being blasted with a Hyper Beam because anime physics are real physics!"

You and everyone else in this thread is fucking stupid for wanting to actually live in those worlds, and you should be ashamed of yourselves.
User avatar #368 - luckyspirit (12/06/2013) [-]
Technically we do live in the Minecraft world. It's just a multiplayer server
#369 - AlanbalMIT (12/06/2013) [-]
Well I don't see any creepers around.
#413 - mastersaturday (12/06/2013) [-]
They're all in the Middle-East
#371 - vortexrain (12/06/2013) [-]
Turn around.
User avatar #370 - luckyspirit (12/06/2013) [-]
Al Qaeda
User avatar #373 - AlanbalMIT (12/06/2013) [-]
I can't respawn after that.

What about zombies, skeletons, enderman etc?..
User avatar #374 - luckyspirit (12/06/2013) [-]
Zombies = 50% of the world's population
Skeletons = Anorexics
Endermen = NBA stars

This is a perma-death server
#375 - AlanbalMIT (12/06/2013) [-]
So I just have to use my imagination...
#378 - luckyspirit (12/06/2013) [-]
Yes
#41 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2013 on Art Deco Bioshock +1
User avatar #42 - majordraco (12/06/2013) [-]
Thanks for giving me indigestion.
#39 - Okay, my bad. Thanks for the -the more you know- moment.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2013 on Art Deco Bioshock +1
User avatar #40 - majordraco (12/06/2013) [-]
You were technically correct but I wanted to highlight the deeper connection.

Also Rand was an Objective Atheist, but no fedora wearer as many modern atheists are.
#41 - AlanbalMIT (12/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #42 - majordraco (12/06/2013) [-]
Thanks for giving me indigestion.
#29 - It's from bioshock faghole. Not from those "hurr so …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/06/2013 on Art Deco Bioshock +3
#38 - majordraco (12/06/2013) [-]
Well you are close, but it is from Ayn Rand's Galt's Gulch, as Rapture is based off of Galt's Gulch. In-fact Andrew Ryan was supposed to be a representation of John Galt.
User avatar #39 - AlanbalMIT (12/06/2013) [-]
Okay, my bad. Thanks for the -the more you know- moment.
User avatar #40 - majordraco (12/06/2013) [-]
You were technically correct but I wanted to highlight the deeper connection.

Also Rand was an Objective Atheist, but no fedora wearer as many modern atheists are.
#41 - AlanbalMIT (12/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #42 - majordraco (12/06/2013) [-]
Thanks for giving me indigestion.
#287 - yallaw 12/06/2013 on Purpl +3
#30 - ****** 12/06/2013 on Ace Attorney nigga +3
#89 - I present you the ultimate butthurt  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2013 on Full retard +1
#105 - bitchpleasexd (12/06/2013) [-]
NO.
User avatar #95 - bdowns (12/06/2013) [-]
satire at its finest
#24 - Only wp related I have 12/05/2013 on Scyther +3
#111 - Comment deleted 12/05/2013 on programming 0
#120 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2013 on Well, I think it's cool. +52
#130 - sanguinesolitude (12/05/2013) [-]
take my thumb
#121 - SevenForOhNoe (12/05/2013) [-]
#33 - Picture 12/05/2013 on when you feel you can do it +7
#27 - Picture 12/04/2013 on Vagina Nose 0
#41 - wHY DO THEY WRITE LIKE THIS.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2013 on Picture Perfect 0
#66 - sirderpalotty (12/05/2013) [-]
It's to show the person's voice getting louder and louder ans faster and harder
#64 - sirderpalotty has deleted their comment.
User avatar #63 - LegititmateKyle (12/05/2013) [-]
>Turn on caps lock for added coolness
>Accidentally hit the shift key to capitalize the first letter because you're a literary boss
>nofucks.jpg
#88 - ******* 12/04/2013 on That one anon. 0
#174 - I know most of this because of devC++ and Zinjal 12/02/2013 on Not funny but useful. 0
#86 - Computer Scientist: That's inefficient.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2013 on Boring. +3
User avatar #126 - gmarrox (11/25/2013) [-]
More like "That seems to work"
User avatar #101 - racepurist (11/25/2013) [-]
Or complaints of a lack of Code Smell?
#18 - Maybe he got those from charity donations... 11/24/2013 on And Jobless 0
#20 - Picture 11/24/2013 on Oh Argentina +2
#55 - I though she was Nina Hartley 11/24/2013 on Plot twist 0
#81 - Fact: Feel pictures makes you forget about the feels. 11/22/2013 on Feels trip everyone! 0
#75 - >was It'll be more difficult when we get to 70's 11/22/2013 on Turning the lights off +1
#73 - Signed Up : 11/17/2013 Obvious boring troll is obvious 11/22/2013 on Pint Sized +4
#79 - Holly Michaels 11/21/2013 on spiderwoman 0
#39 - My favourite couple was TophXMe  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2013 on Oh Iroh! +8
User avatar #40 - achphoenix (11/21/2013) [-]
so is mine, but this is next best
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User avatar #33 - itemexchange (10/24/2013) [-]
hello im going to ask a dumb question
since you do not appear to play items may i please have your items and points to help out one of my friends
i will gladdly thumb up a bunch of your comments and contents in exchange
#31 - jettom ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
I don't know you. Sorry!
#32 to #31 - AlanbalMIT ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
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#30 to #29 - AlanbalMIT ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #24 - theflamingfire (05/29/2013) [-]
Why did you add me as a friend anyway?
User avatar #25 to #24 - AlanbalMIT ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
I don't know
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