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Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/okamitsukineko
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/Ioriyaotome
Consoles Owned: xbox,pc
Video Games Played: Assassins Creed, Halo, FEZ
X-box Gamertag: Alanbal888
Interests: Games, Develop,Sports
Date Signed Up:1/17/2010
Last Login:8/02/2014
Location:Mexico
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#75 - The kind of answer I was too lazy to search in google &quo… 01/09/2013 on Exploded Water Hose +... 0
#74 - Wow....So much hate. I just wanted to know the reason why my b… 01/09/2013 on Exploded Water Hose +... 0
#57 - Why doesn't the blood freeze?  [+] (7 new replies) 01/09/2013 on Exploded Water Hose +... -15
User avatar #97 - hammarhead (01/09/2013) [-]
long story short... if you're blood is that cold, you're dead!
User avatar #108 - AlanbalMIT (01/09/2013) [-]
...I'm not shure about what you tried to say...I think you tried to say "If your* blood is that cold, you're dead". But still, I didn't even ask that.
User avatar #75 - AlanbalMIT (01/09/2013) [-]
The kind of answer I was too lazy to search in google
"Blood is not just one liquid, so it doesn't have a single freezing point.

It is a mixture of water, plasma, blood cells (which are more like solid bits floating in a liquid than a liquid, per se), and any number of other bodily fluids. Your body spends a lot of effort to keep you blood warm. Lethal levels of hypothermia start when your core body temperature drops just a few degrees. But that doesn't come up unless you spend a great deal of time outside in extreme cold, because your body is very well designed to prevent just that.

Blood outside the body will freeze at around 32 F, or at least the water in it will. But, the water ice will encase the other elements of the blood, and there is a lot more water than anythign else, so it is effectively the entire mixture freezing for all intents and purposes."

User avatar #74 - AlanbalMIT (01/09/2013) [-]
Wow....So much hate. I just wanted to know the reason why my blood wont freeze on those temperatures...There where many animals who frozed in the ice age...
User avatar #68 - purealterego (01/09/2013) [-]
BECAUSE YOUR A NIGGER
#61 - darthblam (01/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #60 - duvallwhitey (01/09/2013) [-]
Salt?
#91 - **AlanbalMIT rolls 85** 01/09/2013 on So what it's being used a lot? -2
#188 - I hate all of these kind of photos....I really do 01/09/2013 on Listening to 1D +7
#125 - Are you talking about my essay? My mother tongue is spanish...xD 01/08/2013 on blank 0
#22 - OP got smart...he cutted the end of the post that said "p… 01/08/2013 on nigga, niggerer, the niggest +4
#115 - even if it sound not okay. It's true. Familiar planification i… 01/08/2013 on feels 0
#67 - these are my games though xD...  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2013 on blank +4
#98 - anonymous (01/08/2013) [-]
aprendizaje autodidacta... arama de 2 filos... bendicion en unos casos... maldicion en otros... hue hue
#125 - AlanbalMIT (01/08/2013) [-]
Are you talking about my essay? My mother tongue is spanish...xD
#66 - Haven't expend time in tunning the windows start menu. Yours l…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2013 on blank +3
User avatar #69 - ccccmoney (01/08/2013) [-]
Thanks!
#63 - ...what?...I hope you be like one of those guys who only says …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2013 on blank +1
#90 - anonymous (01/08/2013) [-]
To be honest though, I felt like Windows 8 neglected the desktop community.
User avatar #128 - kookiefrankus (01/13/2013) [-]
I thought there was a button put on the start screen to go to native desktop or so I heard... true?
#146 - I fapped ....a lot 01/08/2013 on GOD DANGIT GET IN! 0
#56 - your computer need to get his shit together 01/08/2013 on blank -1
#54 - IE got it together....and the rest of microsoft...  [+] (11 new replies) 01/08/2013 on blank +6
User avatar #94 - departed (01/08/2013) [-]
Ugh... Windows 8 I swear they're turning computers into fking smartphones =.=
#65 - ccccmoney (01/08/2013) [-]
Your icons are the default...GET ON MY LEVEL!

I made the emulator icons and game icons myself, the rest are from a metro icon pack.
#67 - AlanbalMIT (01/08/2013) [-]
these are my games though xD...
#98 - anonymous (01/08/2013) [-]
aprendizaje autodidacta... arama de 2 filos... bendicion en unos casos... maldicion en otros... hue hue
#125 - AlanbalMIT (01/08/2013) [-]
Are you talking about my essay? My mother tongue is spanish...xD
#66 - AlanbalMIT (01/08/2013) [-]
Haven't expend time in tunning the windows start menu. Yours looks pretty cool
User avatar #69 - ccccmoney (01/08/2013) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #59 - xxospreyxx (01/08/2013) [-]
That's like fucking saying Magikarp's splash does damage....shit just isn't meant to be.
User avatar #63 - AlanbalMIT (01/08/2013) [-]
...what?...I hope you be like one of those guys who only says "IE sucks 4eva" because everyone says so. I've work with IE and Win8 and both are cool in my opinion. Microsoft had a pretty good strategy by linking its products (Like smartglass to link Windows Phone, Windos 8 and Xbox 360) and making their stuff easier to use for every one. Umm what ever. I'm just a developer lol.
#90 - anonymous (01/08/2013) [-]
To be honest though, I felt like Windows 8 neglected the desktop community.
User avatar #128 - kookiefrankus (01/13/2013) [-]
I thought there was a button put on the start screen to go to native desktop or so I heard... true?
#53 - you're trying to run it on a potato  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2013 on blank -1
User avatar #55 - snakefire (01/08/2013) [-]
a modern laptop

yeah it wouldnt be a problem on my gaming comp I'm sure, but still unnecessarily slows down the pc
User avatar #56 - AlanbalMIT (01/08/2013) [-]
your computer need to get his shit together
#66 - same here in Mexico...sucks...sucks a lot. And I hate politica…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2013 on feels +6
#67 - heeveejeevees (01/07/2013) [-]
iknowthatfeelbro
#64 - you from the country under Murica?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2013 on feels +3
User avatar #65 - heeveejeevees (01/07/2013) [-]
im from the philippines. lots of street children here.
User avatar #66 - AlanbalMIT (01/07/2013) [-]
same here in Mexico...sucks...sucks a lot. And I hate political propaganda...they say that lots of children have got into school and bullshit....
#67 - heeveejeevees (01/07/2013) [-]
iknowthatfeelbro
#297 - WTF OP...wtf....fuck you...and your..fucking...feels... 01/07/2013 on In the Feels man +1
#280 - **AlanbalMIT rolled a random image posted in comment #229555… 01/06/2013 on Hopefully SFW 0
#38 - Their other songs are cool too... 01/05/2013 on Facebook 0
#52 - May the force be with you Harry 01/05/2013 on dragon +2
#137 - **AlanbalMIT rolled a random image posted in comment #219661… 12/30/2012 on Fortune Cookies +1
#31 - It's just a festival I would be like , meh, at least is not a … 12/30/2012 on Why Ice Cream Man Got Fired 0
#24 - Why , are penis wrong?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2012 on Why Ice Cream Man Got Fired +6
User avatar #28 - inomonym (12/30/2012) [-]
They're not wrong, it's just... would you like to see your prepubescent daughter sucking and licking that ice cream cone?
#48 - Mesmus (12/30/2012) [-]
Its practice for when they grow up.

Gotta keep your man satisfied.
User avatar #31 - AlanbalMIT (12/30/2012) [-]
It's just a festival I would be like , meh, at least is not a real one.
#45 - For the kids 12/30/2012 on MLP in a nutshell 0
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User avatar #33 - itemexchange (10/24/2013) [-]
hello im going to ask a dumb question
since you do not appear to play items may i please have your items and points to help out one of my friends
i will gladdly thumb up a bunch of your comments and contents in exchange
#31 - jettom (09/16/2013) [-]
I don't know you. Sorry!
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#30 to #29 - AlanbalMIT ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
wat
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User avatar #24 - theflamingfire (05/29/2013) [-]
Why did you add me as a friend anyway?
User avatar #25 to #24 - AlanbalMIT ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
I don't know
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