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Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/okamitsukineko
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/Ioriyaotome
Consoles Owned: xbox,pc
Video Games Played: Assassins Creed, Halo, FEZ
X-box Gamertag: Alanbal888
Interests: Games, Develop,Sports
Date Signed Up:1/17/2010
Last Login:7/28/2014
Location:Mexico
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#111 - Comment deleted 12/05/2013 on programming 0
#120 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2013 on Well, I think it's cool. +52
#130 - sanguinesolitude (12/05/2013) [-]
take my thumb
#121 - SevenForOhNoe (12/05/2013) [-]
#33 - Picture 12/05/2013 on when you feel you can do it +7
#27 - Picture 12/04/2013 on Vagina Nose 0
#41 - wHY DO THEY WRITE LIKE THIS.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2013 on Picture Perfect 0
#66 - sirderpalotty (12/05/2013) [-]
It's to show the person's voice getting louder and louder ans faster and harder
#64 - sirderpalotty has deleted their comment.
User avatar #63 - LegititmateKyle (12/05/2013) [-]
>Turn on caps lock for added coolness
>Accidentally hit the shift key to capitalize the first letter because you're a literary boss
>nofucks.jpg
#88 - faggots 12/04/2013 on That one anon. 0
#174 - I know most of this because of devC++ and Zinjal 12/02/2013 on Not funny but useful. 0
#86 - Computer Scientist: That's inefficient.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2013 on Boring. +3
User avatar #126 - gmarrox (11/25/2013) [-]
More like "That seems to work"
User avatar #101 - racepurist (11/25/2013) [-]
Or complaints of a lack of Code Smell?
#18 - Maybe he got those from charity donations... 11/24/2013 on And Jobless 0
#20 - Picture 11/24/2013 on Oh Argentina +2
#55 - I though she was Nina Hartley 11/24/2013 on Plot twist 0
#81 - Fact: Feel pictures makes you forget about the feels. 11/22/2013 on Feels trip everyone! 0
#75 - >was It'll be more difficult when we get to 70's 11/22/2013 on Turning the lights off +1
#73 - Signed Up : 11/17/2013 Obvious boring troll is obvious 11/22/2013 on Pint Sized +4
#79 - Holly Michaels 11/21/2013 on spiderwoman 0
#39 - My favourite couple was TophXMe  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2013 on Oh Iroh! +8
User avatar #40 - achphoenix (11/21/2013) [-]
so is mine, but this is next best
#75 - Is this legit? 11/17/2013 on Your Move, Chuck 0
#55 - Why don't we all (all the entire guys who like this pope) who … 11/17/2013 on Best selfie ever +1
#13 - Picture 11/17/2013 on Wilson +1
#42 - I only dislike Java because of the virtual machine it runs. It…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on Computer couples +1
#43 - shippwrecked (11/17/2013) [-]
Very true, and these pseudo developers are just overexcited 14 yearolds who barely got their feet wet. "Script kiddies"... sigh. But we all got to admit, every programmer was excited to see their very own "hello world" work.
#40 - You're not a real programmer if you think that C# or Java are …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Computer couples 0
#41 - shippwrecked (11/17/2013) [-]
Actually, I've been programming for a long time, and It's safe to say no languages are better than another. They were all invented for various reasons and to accomplish different tasks. Java is an outstanding language because it's easy to read, and makes network "talking" easy- even across platforms. C# is a joke though, because .NET is Microsoft's "Java" that can only be used on Windows platforms... Plus, it depends how you look at it. If I wanted to write my own webserver, why would I start with Assembly or C++ for that matter? I would jump into Java to save a lot of time. Java is a more professional language than you think. However, if I were writing a game engine, I would probably want something that runs really fast, e.g. C++. Also, Turbo Pascal is excellent because of inline assembly. 'Makes writing machine code much easier.
User avatar #42 - AlanbalMIT (11/17/2013) [-]
I only dislike Java because of the virtual machine it runs. It's heavy as fuck. And I know....but I get annoyed for these new pseudo "developers" who won't stop bragging because they could animate a sprite on XNA.
#43 - shippwrecked (11/17/2013) [-]
Very true, and these pseudo developers are just overexcited 14 yearolds who barely got their feet wet. "Script kiddies"... sigh. But we all got to admit, every programmer was excited to see their very own "hello world" work.
#88 - What would you do funnyjunk What would you do? 11/17/2013 on Yarrr, Love be a cruel... +1
#60 - well there are lots of kinds of piracy....from software cracke… 11/17/2013 on Piracy 0
#58 - It just evolved dude it's not like you're expecting that pirat…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Piracy 0
User avatar #59 - heartlessrobot (11/17/2013) [-]
Well, actual pirates nowadays travel on inflatable rafts and drink malt liquor. Also, they have RPGs, AK47s, and machetes instead of Canons, Flintlock pistols, and Cutlasses.
User avatar #60 - AlanbalMIT (11/17/2013) [-]
well there are lots of kinds of piracy....from software crackers to cartels.
#54 - They didn't "name" it ....It's the same practice but…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Piracy 0
User avatar #57 - heartlessrobot (11/17/2013) [-]
No it's not. Internet pirates don't kill people, and whenever they steal something it's still there when they're done.
User avatar #58 - AlanbalMIT (11/17/2013) [-]
It just evolved dude it's not like you're expecting that pirates nowadays travel on boats and drink rum. Wikipedia defines it by
"Piracy is the name of a specific crime under customary international law and also the name of a number of crimes under the municipal law of a number of States. It is distinguished from privateering, which is authorized by national authorities and therefore a legitimate form of war-like activity by non-state actors"
User avatar #59 - heartlessrobot (11/17/2013) [-]
Well, actual pirates nowadays travel on inflatable rafts and drink malt liquor. Also, they have RPGs, AK47s, and machetes instead of Canons, Flintlock pistols, and Cutlasses.
User avatar #60 - AlanbalMIT (11/17/2013) [-]
well there are lots of kinds of piracy....from software crackers to cartels.
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User avatar #33 - itemexchange (10/24/2013) [-]
hello im going to ask a dumb question
since you do not appear to play items may i please have your items and points to help out one of my friends
i will gladdly thumb up a bunch of your comments and contents in exchange
#31 - jettom (09/16/2013) [-]
I don't know you. Sorry!
#30 to #29 - AlanbalMIT (09/09/2013) [-]
wat
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User avatar #24 - theflamingfire ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
Why did you add me as a friend anyway?
User avatar #25 to #24 - AlanbalMIT (05/30/2013) [-]
I don't know
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