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Age: 20
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Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/Ioriyaotome
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Video Games Played: Assassins Creed, Halo, FEZ
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Interests: Games, Develop,Sports
Date Signed Up:1/17/2010
Last Login:10/28/2014
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#75 - k' 04/04/2014 on First time I've laughed in... 0
#20 - your newfag lvl is impresive.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/03/2014 on First time I've laughed in... +136
#54 - unholyjebus (04/03/2014) [-]
Your lack of ability to sense sarcasm is impressive.
User avatar #75 - AlanbalMIT (04/04/2014) [-]
#60 - rakoom (04/03/2014) [-]
Plain text.
Normal .gif often used seriously.
Inability? There were no visual sarcasm to detect in the first place.
#63 - unholyjebus (04/03/2014) [-]
Well he was most likely joking which is something which is detectable through context alone. Of course there's a chance he wasn't joking. Also, I should add that the joke he made was quite dumb and not obvious at all. If he deserves thumbs down, he deserves them for that
#74 - rakoom (04/03/2014) [-]
That is how FJ works. If the humor is bad, or the sarcasm isn't obvious, then the attempt was bad and becomes punished with a smack of red thumbs.

Oh and naw. This is the internet. We see far too many oblivious idiots to assume that people like him was kidding. We've seen worse. So much worse...
User avatar #41 - niggernazi (04/03/2014) [-]
#80 - so?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2014 on Nerds Can't Resist +4
User avatar #82 - earlploddington (03/31/2014) [-]
Well in case they get excited and then get excited all over again because penis.

They get to be superexcited in one big go instead? I don't know
#254 - They didn't want to abandon him. Just didn't want the dog to b… 03/31/2014 on My goddamn hero 0
#171 - MFW no face 03/31/2014 on Might as well try Oc +1
#1461 - +2 more before blackout in FJ  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2014 on Will Smith...(he's not... 0
User avatar #1462 - sliferzpwns (03/30/2014) [-]
Say again? I thought this site would die, I am kind of sad about that.
#92 - Thanks, I've already watch it but I couldn't remember which one was . 03/18/2014 on trying to fit in 0
#57 - well I didn't say everything about what i've seen. /d/ …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2014 on You stop that 0
#58 - poccylane (03/18/2014) [-]
...May god have mercy on your soul...

for I shall not...
#54 - I feel bad for the NSA dudes, they cannot unsee the amount of …  [+] (33 new replies) 03/18/2014 on You stop that +27
#143 - thempc (03/18/2014) [-]
obama's fw
User avatar #130 - luckyspirit (03/18/2014) [-]
Just pony porn? Fucking hell man, you should see some of the shit that I look up on a regular basis. Half the shit on shadman's website (which I frequent) would probably have the NSA in an all week cringe marathon.
User avatar #105 - adunsaveme (03/18/2014) [-]
gonna give the people checkin my habits a lovely taste of futa incest with a few tentacles mixed in
#56 - poccylane (03/18/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure they can't unsee A LOT more stuff than pony porn my friend. Just imagine that one guy who was given the task of browsing through every channel on 4-Chan everyday of his life...
User avatar #84 - iamthepapercut (03/18/2014) [-]
Have you ever even been to 4chan

It's not that bad at all

I mean it's a pretty shitty site but not much for shock value
#91 - poccylane (03/18/2014) [-]
I know that some of the channels on there have some fucked up stuff posted there sometimes. I know my former friend said he once saw a... Dick just split down the middle while browsing.
#97 - iamthepapercut (03/18/2014) [-]
First off they're boards, not channels

Second, you don't have to abuse the spoiler

Third, so fucking what. Wanna see something that's actually fucked up? Here's a gif of a man who, I think, shot his own face off. Don't click it if you don't want to see it. puu.sh/7zLCb.gif

Fourth and finally, I refuse to believe that you're actually this knew.
#119 - redflame (03/18/2014) [-]
This fucking gif
User avatar #113 - spaceturtlecadet (03/18/2014) [-]
that fuckin thumbs up
#98 - poccylane (03/18/2014) [-]
Um... I always believed that a little ignorance is never something to get all up and arms about...

I know I shouldn't abuse it, it's just that I know that there are some people out there who are easily freaked out by stuff like that.

Holy fuck how is that guy still conscious, he is a tough motherfucker.

I've been here for around half a year, I've only had this account for the past three months. My knowledge of things is just surprisingly well for a Freshman in High School depending on how you think.
User avatar #95 - Lilstow (03/18/2014) [-]
looks like we have a puritan here.
#96 - poccylane (03/18/2014) [-]
Wait what?
User avatar #59 - dudeyouisnasty (03/18/2014) [-]
Forget 4chan, what about the dudes that had to checkout
NSFW www.lolshock.com/
#61 - poccylane (03/18/2014) [-]
I didn't need to click any of those links to know that they were fucked as hell...

But what about that "Most Repulsive Video on the internet" or whatever it's called? I'm not gonna give a description because the video will make you vomit out your own intestines, but I'm sure some people know what I'm talking about.
User avatar #63 - dudeyouisnasty (03/18/2014) [-]
Now I want to go find it. I watched every one of those links and won myself $100 from a pool of my friends to see who could last longest.
#64 - poccylane (03/18/2014) [-]
Your one resilient motherfucker. At least you got 100 bucks to go get some medication to help forget the shit that you have seen.
User avatar #65 - dudeyouisnasty (03/18/2014) [-]
No no medication, just a few minutes of meditation and Im ready to ignore what I see, and think what I please. I dont particularly enjoy watching those things, they do freak me out. But its easy money and im a poor college student.
#66 - poccylane (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh shit... am I gonna have to do that kind of stuff when I get to college? Well I guess that's one good reason about living in a town full of mainstream, uneducated, "mature" fools who think their better than the rest of the world.
User avatar #68 - dudeyouisnasty (03/18/2014) [-]

Just get a job you'll be fine. but if they ever ask if you want quick money, just say no.

The stupid stories I have.
#70 - poccylane (03/18/2014) [-]
Well let's here some. Don't ask for mine, because mine aren't really just stupid, they're me questioning other people's moral values, how well they treat me compared to someone else, or that person acting like an idiot and getting praised for it. The part of my stories though that really get me is how that person reacts to my statement/action. They could act unfair, rude, etc. and when I call them out for it, they are defended by everyone else, no matter the level of what he/she did.
#72 - poccylane (03/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #75 - dudeyouisnasty (03/18/2014) [-]
Ok, you need to calm down. I needed to get a sandwich.

The least disturbing one I got was in 7th grade I ate a 16oz of dirt for $50.
I once chugged mop water, ate food of the bathroom floor, jumped out of a 1.5 story fire escape onto the school stage, tried to jump over a speeding golf cart without the top, attempted to climb the schools radio tower and put a red flag at the top.

All in 7th and 8th grade and all for money.
#76 - poccylane (03/18/2014) [-]
I wasn't mad at you. I was just aggressively correcting myself.

Damn, you've been through some major shit. I don't know if I should feel bad for you, because you got paid in the end for most of them...right?
User avatar #77 - dudeyouisnasty (03/18/2014) [-]
I got paid in one way or another. I had my laughs and thrills, bodies heal, but once in a lifetime chances are just that.
#80 - poccylane (03/18/2014) [-]
Damn. I wish I got to have experiences like that. I live in the middle of the woods around 4 miles away from town, where everyone lives. I can never get out, and even when I could, there's only so much you can do or see with a property of around 5 acres, and a brother who grew up fast. Oh, I have an idea! I'm gonna sit around for hours on end playing Dark Souls! Then people complain because all I do is sit around... I didn't choose this life, and while I enjoy most of the games I play, I would love to be able to get out and hang out with the idiots I call friends.
User avatar #83 - dudeyouisnasty (03/18/2014) [-]
Ohh but its that easy, I live in the suburbs, well used to. I couldnt get away with half the stuff I wanted. You live in the woods, thats the best place for finding your true self. Depending on what you like that is.

For me its gasoline and big loud engines. explosives and guns.
I had some stupid friends who would have loved to blow stuff up and light things on fire with me. I didnt quite have the privacy from my neighbors.

While 5 acres inst huge, it certainly is big enough to have fun in. I dont suggest you go and find friends and ask if they want to play with fire. But I do recommend that you just go take a walk through the woods when its warm out (I live in Michigan) and find the best places to do crap. even if its smashing things with hammers.

Some people find themselves naturally, some need a little push. But you will always thank yourself for trying. I have had tons of fun with the years i've been alive. If I die tomorrow the only thing i'd regret is going hunting more often.

You have the makings of any other boy, the ability to make these years worth something. you can go out and have fun on your own, I know I did. Away from the prying eyes of others I could do the things that I feared others would judge. I could experiment with my surroundings and feel what it really is to go outside.

Dont get me wrong, I can sit indoors and play video games for days, but everyone has secret hopes. Its up to you to fulfill yours.
#88 - poccylane (03/18/2014) [-]
Yeah I can see what you're saying, but I'm one of those people who can not be alone in a big, open space. I go crazy and start getting scared by every little thing. One time, my brother,neighbor, and I were venturing through the woods (I was at my Grandmother's house which is in town, next to a little stretch of woods) and we went REALLY deep into it. Eventually I got sick of it all and decided to head back on my own (I was only around 8 at the time). Luckily my dad was mowing my grandmothers lawn, so I had a guide to get back to the house, but I was still freaking the fuck out. I walked through this small clearing and a little rabbit ran through the brush. I swear t god I fell flat on my ass scared out of my mind. And plus my dreams are to design games one day... it's just that this town is making that future even blurrier than before, and I have 20/20 vision dammit!
User avatar #100 - dudeyouisnasty (03/18/2014) [-]
:0 stay in your backyard. if you are an indoors person, you can sit on the roof, or if thats not your bag of chips try working with your hands.

You will never find out what your good at till you try it.
#104 - poccylane (03/18/2014) [-]
Aw man what I would do to hang out on the roof of my house. I have no ways to get on my roof, and the only way I can feel comfortable in my backyard, is when I'm sitting down, watching the deer eat corn and thinking deeply about science, space, my mental state of mind, basically really deep stuff. And I already work with my hands all of the time...

But no seriously, I used to like drawing but after a summer of NOT drawing I completely lost all of my lust to draw. Some of the other stuff out there just isn't for me, I'm not good at, or my shaky ass hands ruin the experience for me. But hey, I gotta go to bed now, got a lot of grinding to do In Dark Souls 2 tomorrow if I want my God character... not to mention school and all of it's problems...
User avatar #106 - dudeyouisnasty (03/18/2014) [-]
If your shaky hands stop you from drawing, getting an old lawnmower working again. Its simple enough that a beginner can do it, but interesting enough to see if thats something you would like.
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User avatar #57 - AlanbalMIT (03/18/2014) [-]
well I didn't say everything about what i've seen. /d/ shit is the best.
#58 - poccylane (03/18/2014) [-]
...May god have mercy on your soul...

for I shall not...
#167 - I'm asking because I can't figure out when that "invasion… 03/18/2014 on Facts 0
#162 - When did Britain invaded Mexico? I've only have knowledge abou…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Facts 0
User avatar #183 - TheInvader (03/18/2014) [-]
Britain, along with France and Spain invaded Mexico cause Mexico didn't want to pay it's debt to them. Britain and Spain wanted their money back but France just wanted to conquer Mexico, when Britain and Spain found out, they left cause they didn't want to be involve in a war. Britain and Spain only stayed for so little time that it's probably not in UK history books but it's in my History books (California, US)
User avatar #174 - belus (03/18/2014) [-]
I´m pretty sure there were some british mining colonies in Mexico
Not an "invasion" but certainly a british province
#169 - meinneger (03/18/2014) [-]
Before it was mexico, and it was just Spanish colonies.
User avatar #165 - yuukoku (03/18/2014) [-]
I'm more surprised by the fact that Britain left some places uninvaded.
User avatar #167 - AlanbalMIT (03/18/2014) [-]
I'm asking because I can't figure out when that "invasion" took place.
#81 - which movie is this?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2014 on trying to fit in 0
User avatar #89 - theodordronen (03/18/2014) [-]
I believe this is Take the money and run, his first directed feature. Very highly reccomended
User avatar #92 - AlanbalMIT (03/18/2014) [-]
Thanks, I've already watch it but I couldn't remember which one was .
#75 - Picture 03/16/2014 on Thank god +1
#120 - And it may be a political strategy. The important part its tha… 03/02/2014 on Chief, I think I found... 0
#119 - it's a myth the part where he would ever be able to pay the ac…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2014 on Chief, I think I found... 0
#122 - dontknowmeatall (03/02/2014) [-]
Mexican society is already demoralised. A popular saying here is "he who won't con, won't move on". Other countries at least pretend they care, we don't even have that.
#88 - with bad money. Anyway. Only a few compared to the total size …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2014 on Chief, I think I found... 0
User avatar #89 - schneidend (03/01/2014) [-]
Well, if a couple villages tank economically or starve to death or something, I guess we'll find out.
#84 - you know that there are people (like normal dudes) who venerat…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/01/2014 on Chief, I think I found... 0
#110 - dontknowmeatall (03/01/2014) [-]
Not to defend him, but his sole presence benefits the economy of anywhere he goes. Drug dealing brings here more foreign money (read USA dollars) than any legal activity, including oil, which is our biggest exportation product. We're talking about a man who thirteen years ago offered to pay the national debt from his own pocket if they let him go, when each of us is born owing USD $150,000 in average.

Also, Mexico is full with ignorant assholes who don't realise it's a political move.
User avatar #120 - AlanbalMIT (03/02/2014) [-]
And it may be a political strategy. The important part its tha us as society keep an eye on other information related to economics and stuff, not just applaude the goverment to catch the dude. Also , if it was for Calderon, he would be making a tv spot to promote his image.
User avatar #119 - AlanbalMIT (03/02/2014) [-]
it's a myth the part where he would ever be able to pay the actual debt (www.proceso.com.mx/?p=349709). So anywhere he goes he would actually rise the money but it would still be dirty money. It's "okay" for people, but it also destroys the social ethics. "Hurr I'm going to be rich if I support the cartel" . This is the kind of shit that demoralises society.
#122 - dontknowmeatall (03/02/2014) [-]
Mexican society is already demoralised. A popular saying here is "he who won't con, won't move on". Other countries at least pretend they care, we don't even have that.
User avatar #87 - schneidend (03/01/2014) [-]
He probably does a lot of charity work, or otherwise helps those people in some way.
User avatar #88 - AlanbalMIT (03/01/2014) [-]
with bad money. Anyway. Only a few compared to the total size of the country.
User avatar #89 - schneidend (03/01/2014) [-]
Well, if a couple villages tank economically or starve to death or something, I guess we'll find out.
#12 - ******* chakas (weetbacks) 02/24/2014 on special kind of stupid 0
#36 - >Do nothing but aprove tests >Don't enrolling in pro…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2014 on Philosophy +1
#37 - ryderjbudde (02/24/2014) [-]
Better enrolling in projects and try to create or invent a shit I guess.
#98 - He doesn't have GF anyway.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2014 on atleast you tried +7
User avatar #127 - thempc (01/23/2014) [-]
low quality feels
#401 - #ocuppyFJ #nomortumblr 01/18/2014 on Edgy title 0
#84 - there's people who actually think he is. 01/05/2014 on Homer wisdom 0
#74 - lol /b/ =/v/=/fit/ xDDDD 01/05/2014 on I love happy endings -1
#29 - Banks FW "But , but... you..the contract ..." 01/05/2014 on Justice 0
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User avatar #33 - itemexchange (10/24/2013) [-]
hello im going to ask a dumb question
since you do not appear to play items may i please have your items and points to help out one of my friends
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Why did you add me as a friend anyway?
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