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Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/okamitsukineko
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/Ioriyaotome
Consoles Owned: xbox,pc
Video Games Played: Assassins Creed, Halo, FEZ
X-box Gamertag: Alanbal888
Interests: Games, Develop,Sports
Date Signed Up:1/17/2010
Last Login:7/24/2014
Location:Mexico
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#71 - TFW I've been only 1 and half year on college and I feel nervo…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2013 on Morning bus ride +5
User avatar #78 - xboxonerules (12/30/2013) [-]
That's how hey want you to feel. The trick is doing what you need to do, doing stress relieving activities as long as you can, then do what needs to be done. Say you have homework due at 5pm and another due tomorrow at 5pm. Do the one due today, if you feel like it do the other, otherwise watch tv, jack it, go online, play video games, but make sure you get it done. In the end, all that matters is that you make it out alive.
User avatar #76 - SteyrAUG (12/30/2013) [-]
I know that feeling. Last year was my junior year toward my mechanical engineering degree. I took fluid mechanics, thermodynamics, system dynamics, intermediate mechanics of materials (taught by a madman nonetheless), a CAD course based on solidworks, and linear algebra, all on top of participating in the marching band. It took me two weeks of break to lower my stress level to the point where my body even realized it was on break.

The way I would describe it would be that I enjoy having ridden, but I didn't enjoy the ride. You'll make it through, and you'll thank yourself for it later. Don't give up.
#75 - fordun (12/30/2013) [-]
It could be worse. I dropped out of high school my Junior year. Put everything on the line. Said I was gonna kick ass. I took 4 classes at a local community college. Failed 3 of them. The last one i got an A- in.
#71 - well maybe we should care more about finding the actual source… 12/30/2013 on We should continue ignoring... +6
#79 - GOOOOOO---REEEE-------LAAAAAAA  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2013 on Disney +1
#81 - jaymeelu (12/30/2013) [-]
#148 - #respect #lsbnrights 12/30/2013 on Tumblr is a magical place 0
#146 - Then she sued her aunt was repressing the natural way of love... 12/30/2013 on Tumblr is a magical place 0
#40 - Tumblerelrer OP should had attached a youtube video or something... 12/30/2013 on All Rise, now twerk! 0
#168 - kek 12/30/2013 on PS3 got game +2
#189 - It's my fault to never read the titles. 12/29/2013 on Found on Imgur 0
#415 - "What is a man but the sum of his memories? We are the st… 12/29/2013 on Memorable Gaming Quotes 3 +1
#178 - pls deliver.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2013 on Found on Imgur +1
User avatar #185 - misterobotunicorn (12/29/2013) [-]
"found on Imgur"
#189 - AlanbalMIT (12/29/2013) [-]
It's my fault to never read the titles.
#299 - yes it is 12/29/2013 on Can You Imagine 0
#147 - Oh I though you were saying about the next day pill. But it se… 12/28/2013 on Learned this the hard way 0
#43 - Well it's not safe if the girl use that every week. It's advic…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2013 on Learned this the hard way -1
#48 - draxdiesel (12/28/2013) [-]
the pill is taken daily and when used properly (basically a girl doesn't forget to take it) its about 99% effective, same as a condom.
User avatar #147 - AlanbalMIT (12/28/2013) [-]
Oh I though you were saying about the next day pill. But it seems that you're talking about the complete pill treatment...
#47 - Rotten tomatoes are just a bunch of hipsters who would only li… 12/27/2013 on Drugs are bad for you -1
#131 - Beanerfag here with a semi related question. Which g…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/27/2013 on i love andrew wk. +1
User avatar #242 - thempc (12/28/2013) [-]
a usas 12. it literally shoots fucking atomic bombs. (in bf3)
#165 - gereo (12/28/2013) [-]
Ruger 1022 w' folding stock, dirt cheap, looks more intimidating than it actually is, and very easy to use. It is a rifle though, so if you want something smaller go for a handgun.
User avatar #153 - stoicnick (12/27/2013) [-]
preferably one that uses bullet, and can shoot them.
User avatar #151 - heartlessrobot (12/27/2013) [-]
One that fires bullets.
Or if you have a psychiatric/criminal record, a flare gun.
#132 - lolfire (12/27/2013) [-]
Definitely a minigun.

It's the only viable option.
User avatar #217 - bannon (12/28/2013) [-]
What would be the perfect gun to keep myself protected while I shop, while wearing my ski-mask?

It will be late at night and I expect to be in and out of the shop within 2 minutes.
#219 - lolfire (12/28/2013) [-]
Definitely a cornershot.

Late night shopping trips are a hotspot for corner attacks.
User avatar #220 - bannon (12/28/2013) [-]
While it does look fancy, I would rather something that looks intimidat. . . ahem,
protective to the shop owner.
#222 - lolfire (12/28/2013) [-]
Punch guns are always handy for close encounters.
#226 - bannon (12/28/2013) [-]
Hmm, yes. Yes! Concealable, intimidating, fast! I'm going to be rich after I hit up this store. . . and buy things, legally. . .
#174 - yisumad (12/28/2013) [-]
#108 - Downloading from torrent and possibly go find an buy it on BR … 12/27/2013 on great animation 0
#154 - Picture 12/26/2013 on I don't understand +2
#150 - ...I don't really think it's a matter of "growing up"…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/26/2013 on I don't understand +12
User avatar #153 - leonhardt (12/26/2013) [-]
Yeah. I mean Billy Mayes is still dead.
#160 - shitposting (12/26/2013) [-]
hes gunna come back as a zombie but instead of saying brain and moaning hes gunna shout at the world "BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE" and then hes gunna eat some people
#154 - AlanbalMIT (12/26/2013) [-]
#61 - >hispanohablantes unidos hahahahaha good one.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/26/2013 on Si me gusta... +1
#79 - JackThePornKing (12/26/2013) [-]
Dafuq is cinetificamente? Significantly?
User avatar #83 - thewintersaint (12/26/2013) [-]
it means cinema cience
User avatar #84 - JackThePornKing (12/26/2013) [-]
la vaca de me madre esta muerta. that's right. her cow...
User avatar #85 - thewintersaint (12/26/2013) [-]
no entendí una mierda
#61 - all gringos look alike 12/23/2013 on title 0
#308 - Picture 12/22/2013 on No Prob 0
#436 - sorry m8 I thought you were referring to spanish....  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2013 on The english alphabet FTW 0
User avatar #439 - pwnedomega (12/22/2013) [-]
It's all good bro-ham
#430 - Not in spanish... We call them "Los Jaegers" Los…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2013 on The english alphabet FTW 0
User avatar #435 - pwnedomega (12/22/2013) [-]
Well this is the ENGLISH Language we are talking about
User avatar #436 - AlanbalMIT (12/22/2013) [-]
sorry m8 I thought you were referring to spanish....
User avatar #439 - pwnedomega (12/22/2013) [-]
It's all good bro-ham
#206 - He's not talking about the translation stuff. He's cl…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2013 on why 0
User avatar #208 - theghostrider (12/22/2013) [-]
Oh, I see. Totally misunderstood what he tried to say.
#128 - MFW I just saw the OpenGL code sample to rotate the triangle a… 12/22/2013 on (untitled) +7
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User avatar #33 - itemexchange (10/24/2013) [-]
hello im going to ask a dumb question
since you do not appear to play items may i please have your items and points to help out one of my friends
i will gladdly thumb up a bunch of your comments and contents in exchange
#31 - jettom (09/16/2013) [-]
I don't know you. Sorry!
#30 to #29 - AlanbalMIT (09/09/2013) [-]
wat
wat
User avatar #24 - theflamingfire ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
Why did you add me as a friend anyway?
User avatar #25 to #24 - AlanbalMIT (05/30/2013) [-]
I don't know
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