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- **Aizlyn rolls 830,278,344** Captain undiepants
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- Lol welcome to Funnyjunk.
- yeah....his comment makes me feel old lolol
Feminist Hate Dump
- Do guys really look at game guys like Kratos and think omg I s…
Feminist Hate Dump
I'm someone that my friends often refer to as large, manly, and stronk. Think "bear", but not gay.
And yes, it still does put me off a bit. When I think of what a woman would want in a man's body type, I think "professional weight-lifter" or whatever have you, and end up feeling like I'm a lazy lard-ass piece of shit.
I want to be as cool as any of the guys/gals from the SMT games
When I look at Kratos I think it's time to pick up a book.
Naw, but I'm just weird in that I find the look of muscles gross.
Yeah, they look at them and say "I want to do a convincing cosplay of that one day and sometimes work out to achieve it.
Yes. Batman inspires me to try my best. Superman inspires me to do good. Spiderman inspires me to stay responsible.
I suppose I can try explaining with my own personal experience. Growing up, two shows stood out to me the most in terms of fitness inspiration: DBZ and Avatar The Last Airbender. Sure I could never be a Super Saiyan, but the characters on that show taught me that there is always a new pinnacle you can achieve, even if you think you've reached your limit. Avatar taught me that no matter how strong your will, you need the skill and physical balance+strength in order to defend yourself. In many cases, it's not about how strong you are, but how well you have adapted to your own body that determines a fight. This inspired to study martial arts. Right now, I'm in the best shape I've ever been in in my entire life. The types of bodies vidya characters have are next to impossible to achieve without 24/7 training. I know it's fake and impossible, but that won't stop me from trying.
Obviously female characters have features like big boobs and butts which are based in genetics, but honestly, a well toned body on a woman can be just as sexy as a voluptuous one.
Feminists says "It's impossible to have a body like that."
Guys like me say "That won't stop me from trying."
>Avatar the Last Airbender
how old are you?
well I was 12 when Avatar first premiered, and I've been following it up through LOK now.
damn dude I doesn't feel like it was that long ago
yeah....his comment makes me feel old lolol
yes however instead of kratos i looked at captain marvel
Son, is there something you want to confess?
what you said i look somewhat like him tan skin jew fro i want to do a convincing cosplay i also like the way his suit is designed its fucking badass right now im 6"2 200 lbs 14% body fat i imagine ill reach my goal at 220 lbs 10% bf
Um....she doesn't look like that at all dude...
google shazam aka captin marvel dc comics
He isn't called Captain Marvel anymore for legal reasons.
I know its kind of like how the sears tower in chicago is legally the willis tower but everyone who grew up here still calls it the sears tower. i gues what im saying is idgaf hell always be captain to me
you should have a little kid that looks like you (like a cousin/little brother/son etc) follow you around and be Billy Batson
if i can find a mate before i grow old and rot my son(i will keep fucking until i have a son even if i have three daughters) will be billy
No one thinks anything. If that was the case we'd all be ripped.
- I think this chair's male
- Any woman stating there isn't a strong female presence in game…
Strong Female Characters
Or is just a plain stupid feminist. Or both.
- @ the first one, honestly I love the look of a fedora...but so…
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- and thanks to Levi, he's got a bald spot on the back of his head
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The Lion King
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