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#38 - The movie was impossibly racist. The characters with the most … 02/21/2012 on Objection aladin +6
#80 - He's right you know 02/20/2012 on tyrone +7
#24 - I dont...I dont understand. If you want a blocky vers… 02/18/2012 on WHAT?! +1
#118 - There's always an /r/ on 4chan for that. Thank you for the ext… 02/18/2012 on The More You Know 2 0
#114 - Relating to the "skittles are crushed bug cocoons" f…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/18/2012 on The More You Know 2 0
#116 - steavo (02/18/2012) [-]
Ohh, no its not cocoons, it's juice from the female lac bug. The juice is called "shellac" (prononced "shellak".) Haha, I thought your question had something to do with your biology homework.
User avatar #118 - Aiwatcher (02/18/2012) [-]
There's always an /r/ on 4chan for that. Thank you for the extra fact too though!
#80 - Correct me if Im wrong, but I thought only moths had cocoons. …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/18/2012 on The More You Know 2 0
#111 - steavo (02/18/2012) [-]
...that, has nothing to do with this post.
User avatar #114 - Aiwatcher (02/18/2012) [-]
Relating to the "skittles are crushed bug cocoons" factoid
#116 - steavo (02/18/2012) [-]
Ohh, no its not cocoons, it's juice from the female lac bug. The juice is called "shellac" (prononced "shellak".) Haha, I thought your question had something to do with your biology homework.
User avatar #118 - Aiwatcher (02/18/2012) [-]
There's always an /r/ on 4chan for that. Thank you for the extra fact too though!
#297 - Erm...I dont think that George W. Bush was comparable to Hitle…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/16/2012 on USA vs. Europe +9
User avatar #353 - jinjo (02/16/2012) [-]
You pretty much summed it up.

Also, if Hitler wasn't such a dick, he probably would have been the best thing to happen to Germany. He pretty much saved their economy and state of their country after world war 1 lhad their money valued so damn low they were burning it to keep warm.
User avatar #326 - tawals (02/16/2012) [-]
The irony about this is that he was probably a lot smarter than you.
#312 - Childofindigo (02/16/2012) [-]
Maybe he was actually comparing FDR to Hitler.
User avatar #322 - AngryPlatypus (02/16/2012) [-]
They both studied Woodrow Wilson for many different things. They were more alike in more ways than people think.
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User avatar #302 - eight (02/16/2012) [-]
He could have been a stupid evil though. He was stupid enough to let Evil Cheney do a lot of crooked shit.
#29 - First time I played Dead Space 2, I thought that the "bad… 02/16/2012 on Pinkie Promise +1
#55 - Hah, my bad. Was thinking you meant Baneling spam or something…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/14/2012 on Zerg's are OP 0
#67 - bigmanblue (02/14/2012) [-]
i play terran and protoss both gold league
and i can safly say as terran protoss is easy to beat and zerg is damn near imposible
as protoss terran is damn near imposible and zerg is easy to beat

in a t v z if the zerg gets more then 5 miniuts un attacked they have won its as that because their economy sonowballs and the terran just cant keep upwhen the big armys fight the terran will win ye but the zerg player can get a large force of lings out in 20 secs and swarm the remnants of the terran player easily

tvp though is a different matter because they get units at roughly the same speed and terran can just ghost marauder up which will deel will almost anything toss can throw at them
tvz though is easy cos forcefield colosus = win
#591 - tkfourtwoone (02/15/2012) [-]
If you're terran and have trouble beating zerg I've got serious bad news for you son

You have no idea how hard it is for a zerg to beat terran nowadays

Zerg economy snowballs? Lol when 5 MULES > 20 drones

"Zerg player can get a large force of lings". Seriously? Marines (Spread) + Medivacs + Tanks.

And in mid-late game Ghost owns anything big Zerg has to offer
User avatar #747 - uurtu (02/15/2012) [-]
SC2 is balanced anyone can beat anyone ive seen 4 banelings take a 200/200 tarren army down to 120/200 it's all placement and how you harrase and keep map control.
#739 - bigmanblue (02/15/2012) [-]
also i forgot yes 5 mules is = to 20 drones but zerg expansions are cheeper zerg get their drones out 3 x faster then terran scv's and terran dont have a constant suply of mules we have to sacrifice mules for scouting whereas zerg can send a ling or scouting overlord without nearly as large a sacrifice to their mineral count as they get so much more then the other races
#738 - bigmanblue (02/15/2012) [-]
if you go into a big fight between terran and zerg 9/10 times the terran win but not hugly and more often then not the zerg player if they know what they are doing can very quickly get a large force of lings and roaches in seconds which can quickly anhialate the remnants of the terrans force
marine tank medivac + spread means almost nothing when everything is already week and they have 4 times your numbers
try play as a terran v zerg and you will know what i mean
the constant threat of mutas means you very often have to rush thors and the fact that thors are shit verses anything else other then ultras means they can easily exploit that
as for marine tank that gets absolutly raped by muta baneling and muta baneling is 4 times quicker to make and costs less
t v z is a very stressfull and damn difficult game for the terran player whereas the zerg just has to keep muta haras and expand and they have as good as won
User avatar #56 - uurtu (02/14/2012) [-]
same i go a blink stalker build with sentys and coli in the mix (high templars if MMM and DTs some times to take out probies drones and SCVs
#50 - Now watch them get massacred before even reaching the base bec…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/14/2012 on Zerg's are OP 0
User avatar #52 - uurtu (02/14/2012) [-]
A = marines.....
User avatar #55 - Aiwatcher (02/14/2012) [-]
Hah, my bad. Was thinking you meant Baneling spam or something. Don't play marines too often. I play toss.
#67 - bigmanblue (02/14/2012) [-]
i play terran and protoss both gold league
and i can safly say as terran protoss is easy to beat and zerg is damn near imposible
as protoss terran is damn near imposible and zerg is easy to beat

in a t v z if the zerg gets more then 5 miniuts un attacked they have won its as that because their economy sonowballs and the terran just cant keep upwhen the big armys fight the terran will win ye but the zerg player can get a large force of lings out in 20 secs and swarm the remnants of the terran player easily

tvp though is a different matter because they get units at roughly the same speed and terran can just ghost marauder up which will deel will almost anything toss can throw at them
tvz though is easy cos forcefield colosus = win
#591 - tkfourtwoone (02/15/2012) [-]
If you're terran and have trouble beating zerg I've got serious bad news for you son

You have no idea how hard it is for a zerg to beat terran nowadays

Zerg economy snowballs? Lol when 5 MULES > 20 drones

"Zerg player can get a large force of lings". Seriously? Marines (Spread) + Medivacs + Tanks.

And in mid-late game Ghost owns anything big Zerg has to offer
User avatar #747 - uurtu (02/15/2012) [-]
SC2 is balanced anyone can beat anyone ive seen 4 banelings take a 200/200 tarren army down to 120/200 it's all placement and how you harrase and keep map control.
#739 - bigmanblue (02/15/2012) [-]
also i forgot yes 5 mules is = to 20 drones but zerg expansions are cheeper zerg get their drones out 3 x faster then terran scv's and terran dont have a constant suply of mules we have to sacrifice mules for scouting whereas zerg can send a ling or scouting overlord without nearly as large a sacrifice to their mineral count as they get so much more then the other races
#738 - bigmanblue (02/15/2012) [-]
if you go into a big fight between terran and zerg 9/10 times the terran win but not hugly and more often then not the zerg player if they know what they are doing can very quickly get a large force of lings and roaches in seconds which can quickly anhialate the remnants of the terrans force
marine tank medivac + spread means almost nothing when everything is already week and they have 4 times your numbers
try play as a terran v zerg and you will know what i mean
the constant threat of mutas means you very often have to rush thors and the fact that thors are shit verses anything else other then ultras means they can easily exploit that
as for marine tank that gets absolutly raped by muta baneling and muta baneling is 4 times quicker to make and costs less
t v z is a very stressfull and damn difficult game for the terran player whereas the zerg just has to keep muta haras and expand and they have as good as won
User avatar #56 - uurtu (02/14/2012) [-]
same i go a blink stalker build with sentys and coli in the mix (high templars if MMM and DTs some times to take out probies drones and SCVs
#42 - Zerg are pretty underpowered. Them terrans though. W…  [+] (12 new replies) 02/14/2012 on Zerg's are OP 0
#740 - bigmanblue (02/15/2012) [-]
mmm ball is completly nulified by muta baneling
seriously if you are loosing as zerg to mmm then you need to learn some new stratagies
User avatar #45 - uurtu (02/14/2012) [-]
out of troops SPAM THE A BUTTON QUICKLY o whew went from 94 supply to 200 thanks a button!
#741 - bigmanblue (02/15/2012) [-]
and zerg cant do that 2ce as fast with lings?
User avatar #50 - Aiwatcher (02/14/2012) [-]
Now watch them get massacred before even reaching the base because of siege tanks.
User avatar #52 - uurtu (02/14/2012) [-]
A = marines.....
User avatar #55 - Aiwatcher (02/14/2012) [-]
Hah, my bad. Was thinking you meant Baneling spam or something. Don't play marines too often. I play toss.
#67 - bigmanblue (02/14/2012) [-]
i play terran and protoss both gold league
and i can safly say as terran protoss is easy to beat and zerg is damn near imposible
as protoss terran is damn near imposible and zerg is easy to beat

in a t v z if the zerg gets more then 5 miniuts un attacked they have won its as that because their economy sonowballs and the terran just cant keep upwhen the big armys fight the terran will win ye but the zerg player can get a large force of lings out in 20 secs and swarm the remnants of the terran player easily

tvp though is a different matter because they get units at roughly the same speed and terran can just ghost marauder up which will deel will almost anything toss can throw at them
tvz though is easy cos forcefield colosus = win
#591 - tkfourtwoone (02/15/2012) [-]
If you're terran and have trouble beating zerg I've got serious bad news for you son

You have no idea how hard it is for a zerg to beat terran nowadays

Zerg economy snowballs? Lol when 5 MULES > 20 drones

"Zerg player can get a large force of lings". Seriously? Marines (Spread) + Medivacs + Tanks.

And in mid-late game Ghost owns anything big Zerg has to offer
User avatar #747 - uurtu (02/15/2012) [-]
SC2 is balanced anyone can beat anyone ive seen 4 banelings take a 200/200 tarren army down to 120/200 it's all placement and how you harrase and keep map control.
#739 - bigmanblue (02/15/2012) [-]
also i forgot yes 5 mules is = to 20 drones but zerg expansions are cheeper zerg get their drones out 3 x faster then terran scv's and terran dont have a constant suply of mules we have to sacrifice mules for scouting whereas zerg can send a ling or scouting overlord without nearly as large a sacrifice to their mineral count as they get so much more then the other races
#738 - bigmanblue (02/15/2012) [-]
if you go into a big fight between terran and zerg 9/10 times the terran win but not hugly and more often then not the zerg player if they know what they are doing can very quickly get a large force of lings and roaches in seconds which can quickly anhialate the remnants of the terrans force
marine tank medivac + spread means almost nothing when everything is already week and they have 4 times your numbers
try play as a terran v zerg and you will know what i mean
the constant threat of mutas means you very often have to rush thors and the fact that thors are shit verses anything else other then ultras means they can easily exploit that
as for marine tank that gets absolutly raped by muta baneling and muta baneling is 4 times quicker to make and costs less
t v z is a very stressfull and damn difficult game for the terran player whereas the zerg just has to keep muta haras and expand and they have as good as won
User avatar #56 - uurtu (02/14/2012) [-]
same i go a blink stalker build with sentys and coli in the mix (high templars if MMM and DTs some times to take out probies drones and SCVs
#41 - At this point, I think we're kicking a dead horse. Everyone wh… 02/14/2012 on ReligionJunk +7
#25 - What kind of class has these ******* arbitrary qu… 02/12/2012 on Id give him a 100% +8
#67 - Why do I get toenail clipping ed down for saying things that … 02/12/2012 on This one Time in Norway ! 0
#9 - Its called a polar night, a phenomena experienced in the Winte…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/12/2012 on This one Time in Norway ! -6
User avatar #30 - vikingfaen (02/12/2012) [-]
I'm norwegian and what is this?
User avatar #11 - walcorn (02/12/2012) [-]
You, my friend are retarded, as only the most northern part of Norway (where like nobody lives, and therefore would not build a bridge) is within the arctic circle, and here you are pretending to know stuff, when you in fact, don't know shit.
#34 - marqueze (02/12/2012) [-]
"where like nobody lives, and therefore would not build a bridge"
I live in northern Norway, loads of people do.
"therefore would not build a bridge"
Brigdes are built in order to connect places, you don't have to be like a million people in a city in order to build a bridge somewhere nearby?
User avatar #67 - Aiwatcher (02/12/2012) [-]
Why do I get toenail clippinged down for saying things that are true but you get toenail clippings for saying them :C
User avatar #24 - theswedude (02/12/2012) [-]
maybe not norway but in sweden lots of people live over the polar line (dont know what its called)
User avatar #26 - paiwithapple (02/12/2012) [-]
your thinking about Kiruna i think, but the fact is that not so many people live there, most people in sweden live in the south. and besides, there are atleast a major norwegian city above the polar circle, there isn't any major sweden city above the polar circle.

User avatar #27 - theswedude (02/12/2012) [-]
yeah my mistake but i think that piteå and luleå have midnihgt sun aswell but i dont know cause i live in a suburb to gothenburg called kungälv
User avatar #14 - intabutter (02/12/2012) [-]
I pictured you profile picture talking
#7 - In winter, the sun goes down for several months. Not great for…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/12/2012 on This one Time in Norway ! -3
User avatar #8 - walcorn (02/12/2012) [-]
I'm sorry what?
User avatar #9 - Aiwatcher (02/12/2012) [-]
Its called a polar night, a phenomena experienced in the Winter months of countries within the Arctic circle. The sun simply never rises. The opposite phenomena happens in the Summer months, called a midnight sun, where the sun just stays up all day and night.
User avatar #30 - vikingfaen (02/12/2012) [-]
I'm norwegian and what is this?
User avatar #11 - walcorn (02/12/2012) [-]
You, my friend are retarded, as only the most northern part of Norway (where like nobody lives, and therefore would not build a bridge) is within the arctic circle, and here you are pretending to know stuff, when you in fact, don't know shit.
#34 - marqueze (02/12/2012) [-]
"where like nobody lives, and therefore would not build a bridge"
I live in northern Norway, loads of people do.
"therefore would not build a bridge"
Brigdes are built in order to connect places, you don't have to be like a million people in a city in order to build a bridge somewhere nearby?
User avatar #67 - Aiwatcher (02/12/2012) [-]
Why do I get toenail clippinged down for saying things that are true but you get toenail clippings for saying them :C
User avatar #24 - theswedude (02/12/2012) [-]
maybe not norway but in sweden lots of people live over the polar line (dont know what its called)
User avatar #26 - paiwithapple (02/12/2012) [-]
your thinking about Kiruna i think, but the fact is that not so many people live there, most people in sweden live in the south. and besides, there are atleast a major norwegian city above the polar circle, there isn't any major sweden city above the polar circle.

User avatar #27 - theswedude (02/12/2012) [-]
yeah my mistake but i think that piteå and luleå have midnihgt sun aswell but i dont know cause i live in a suburb to gothenburg called kungälv
User avatar #14 - intabutter (02/12/2012) [-]
I pictured you profile picture talking
#73 - Well in the War of 1812 it was primarily brit fat soldiers …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2012 on Canadian Soilders +1
#116 - pattymcwagon (02/12/2012) [-]
Canada's capital was burned? I think you might have your history a bit backwards there. The White House was actually burned twice... But I suppose that's just another thing the US wouldn't teach in their schools. Some history is better left forgotten eh?
#88 - anonymous (02/12/2012) [-]
im pretty sure its really just the us canada and mexico people are afraid to attack since we would prob view it as an act of aggression and well the shit would hit the fan real fast
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#37 - Why is funnyjunk trying to revive the long dead Dickbutt meme?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/10/2012 on Dick Butt -9
#47 - chrislafff (02/10/2012) [-]
Because fuck you.
#43 - anonymous (02/10/2012) [-]
dickbutt never died
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#98 - I dunno...should we believe you... not everyones just met …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2012 on Michael Phelps +1
User avatar #101 - popcornqueen (02/06/2012) [-]
I'm at school right now and can't get the photo I got with him, or his autograph. Sorry. He was practicing for the Olympics while I was in a synchronized swimming class. The whole class got to meet him.
User avatar #174 - historical (02/24/2012) [-]
Hah synchronized swimming...

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thanks again for the warning, with that little oz of caution, i was able to spring away from that trap, and slay the dragon.
User avatar #2 - Aiwatcher (01/02/2010) [-]
God, I hate my name. Its really funny when people name themselves, 'the doctor' or something and then pretend to be doctors on the comments. But I don't even know what Aiwatcher means! I cant go around and tell people that Im a little blue ghost with a single eye, and tell them its an aiwatcher, right?
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Scratch dat, now Im a creepy little creature of the darkness who has something caught in his eyes.
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