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Date Signed Up:6/12/2009
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#172 - Oh, my bad. Im fairly certain that gay marriage, jailbait and …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/05/2011 on Damn Government 0
User avatar #206 - zlawliet (07/05/2011) [-]
The only things on this list legal in Canada are downloading and gay marriage, We can't go around having sex with minors. (I heard somewhere our legal age was 16 though, which in the states the legal age is 18)
Marijuana is criminalized here (I do believe), but the majority of cops and such here usually "look the other way", unless it's an incredibly large quantity, or the person happens to be dealing.
I could be mistaken however, since I don't smoke it . :O
User avatar #277 - Aiwatcher (07/05/2011) [-]
Yeah, sorry about the marijuana thing. I see that its only legal for medicinal purposes, and I knew that jailbait was legal (16 and up tho, not kiddies). I didnt realize tho that piracy wasn't criminalized.
User avatar #278 - zlawliet (07/05/2011) [-]
WELL I think piracy is the same as marijuana but alittle lighter, you can get fined of course, in some cases, but it's not like the search for you, or check to see if you own pirated items. If you go up to them and say "Hey, look at all my torrented Valve games!", you'll probably end up with a generous fine :3
I'm speaking purely word-of-mouth however, don't take my word for it
User avatar #177 - Timmietim (07/05/2011) [-]
I dont think weed is legal in canada but downloading is legal in holland , gay marriage has had a 10 year celebration already or something..
#166 - **** you canada!  [+] (6 new replies) 07/05/2011 on Damn Government +1
User avatar #171 - Timmietim (07/05/2011) [-]
Lol holland my friend, jailbait is the one but im not even sure :D
User avatar #172 - Aiwatcher (07/05/2011) [-]
Oh, my bad. Im fairly certain that gay marriage, jailbait and weed is perfectly legal in canada too.

Wait wait... Fuck Holland too! I want that shit!
User avatar #206 - zlawliet (07/05/2011) [-]
The only things on this list legal in Canada are downloading and gay marriage, We can't go around having sex with minors. (I heard somewhere our legal age was 16 though, which in the states the legal age is 18)
Marijuana is criminalized here (I do believe), but the majority of cops and such here usually "look the other way", unless it's an incredibly large quantity, or the person happens to be dealing.
I could be mistaken however, since I don't smoke it . :O
User avatar #277 - Aiwatcher (07/05/2011) [-]
Yeah, sorry about the marijuana thing. I see that its only legal for medicinal purposes, and I knew that jailbait was legal (16 and up tho, not kiddies). I didnt realize tho that piracy wasn't criminalized.
User avatar #278 - zlawliet (07/05/2011) [-]
WELL I think piracy is the same as marijuana but alittle lighter, you can get fined of course, in some cases, but it's not like the search for you, or check to see if you own pirated items. If you go up to them and say "Hey, look at all my torrented Valve games!", you'll probably end up with a generous fine :3
I'm speaking purely word-of-mouth however, don't take my word for it
User avatar #177 - Timmietim (07/05/2011) [-]
I dont think weed is legal in canada but downloading is legal in holland , gay marriage has had a 10 year celebration already or something..
#8 - *Looks at bottom of image* *Sees authors site adress*  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2011 on I Wish I Could Quit You +4
#9 - wgoken (07/02/2011) [-]
Just trying to give the guy some credit :] I'll upload more of him, he's funny. If you wanna check it out, I'll throw a link in the description!
#106 - WOMEN+CONTENT=INSTANT thumb S 07/02/2011 on Hello FunnyJunk +9
#52 - Dude, heart attacks are NOT fu-HNNNNNNNNGGGGG  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2011 on haha +6
#59 - pieisboss (07/02/2011) [-]
seriously my uncle died of a-HNNNNNNNGGGG
#62 - I like TF2 now, spies can rejoice because noobs don't spy chec… 07/02/2011 on WHO SEND ALL THESE BABIES... 0
#246 - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger in my ass 07/01/2011 on Main World Problem Solved +3
#31 - The rules I am familiar with is only one item per pokeshop eve… 06/30/2011 on This shit is fun as hell +1
#4 - Wizard. Jedi's cant block MAGIC MISSILE 06/30/2011 on who would win? +1
#38 - 7 06/29/2011 on 4chan mathematicians +1
#306 - Except you can't choose to stop breathing, if you stop for too… 06/27/2011 on Simple 0
#304 - Do you choose to have feelings about women? Do you CHOOSE to g…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2011 on Simple 0
User avatar #305 - lolotaku (06/27/2011) [-]
Actually, yes you do choose, though it's subconscious. Like how you subconsciously choose to breathe. Sure, you can preform a sort of "manual override," if you will, to stop breathing, but as long as you don't think about breathing or not breathing, you'll fucking breathe. You have a choice, but you don't have the choice to have a choice, if that makes sense. If you didn't have a subconscious, I'm sure you'd be asexual. Too bad no one can be awake without a subconscious to prove or disprove this theory.

And to ad on to my original argument that it doesn't involve lack of and/or excess hormones, there's a condition for low testosterone called, fittingly, Low Testosterone. It doesn't affect your sexuality. Therefore, there is a high probability that high estrogen will also not affect sexuality.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm done arguing for today. Come back at 9:00AM PST tomorrow.
User avatar #306 - Aiwatcher (06/27/2011) [-]
Except you can't choose to stop breathing, if you stop for too long you immediately breathe again. Shit example mate.

The need to breed is a biological impulse. Humans have it whether they like it or not (and if they are born without it, they can't "manually override" it to get it).

It's entirely clear that you don't have homosexual friends or relatives. At least not ones that struggle daily with the fact that the world hates them.
#298 - You think homosexuality is a choice? Dude, **** y…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/27/2011 on Simple 0
User avatar #299 - lolotaku (06/27/2011) [-]
Have you ever tried to change your opinion?
User avatar #304 - Aiwatcher (06/27/2011) [-]
Do you choose to have feelings about women? Do you CHOOSE to get a boner when you see a naked attractive female? Did you fucking PICK out of the two sexes that you thought women were better? No, you fucking didn't. You went through puberty just like everyone else.
User avatar #305 - lolotaku (06/27/2011) [-]
Actually, yes you do choose, though it's subconscious. Like how you subconsciously choose to breathe. Sure, you can preform a sort of "manual override," if you will, to stop breathing, but as long as you don't think about breathing or not breathing, you'll fucking breathe. You have a choice, but you don't have the choice to have a choice, if that makes sense. If you didn't have a subconscious, I'm sure you'd be asexual. Too bad no one can be awake without a subconscious to prove or disprove this theory.

And to ad on to my original argument that it doesn't involve lack of and/or excess hormones, there's a condition for low testosterone called, fittingly, Low Testosterone. It doesn't affect your sexuality. Therefore, there is a high probability that high estrogen will also not affect sexuality.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm done arguing for today. Come back at 9:00AM PST tomorrow.
User avatar #306 - Aiwatcher (06/27/2011) [-]
Except you can't choose to stop breathing, if you stop for too long you immediately breathe again. Shit example mate.

The need to breed is a biological impulse. Humans have it whether they like it or not (and if they are born without it, they can't "manually override" it to get it).

It's entirely clear that you don't have homosexual friends or relatives. At least not ones that struggle daily with the fact that the world hates them.
#85 - Holy **** you are so wrong. First off: Brain cell…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/27/2011 on Simple -2
User avatar #130 - lolotaku (06/27/2011) [-]
Well I like Prog House, lock me in a room playing non-stop Deadmau5 for 12 hours and I'll come out still liking Prog House. And no derp brain cells are biological, but opinions are not. The point I'm getting at is it's a choice, not a mutation.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to return to my episode of Kiss X Sis that you so rudely interrupted.
User avatar #298 - Aiwatcher (06/27/2011) [-]
You think homosexuality is a choice? Dude, fuck you so hard that you die. Why on earth would someone choose to be homosexual? If they could, I dunno, choose to avoid the horrible things that people do to homosexuals DONT YOU THINK THEY WOULD?
User avatar #299 - lolotaku (06/27/2011) [-]
Have you ever tried to change your opinion?
User avatar #304 - Aiwatcher (06/27/2011) [-]
Do you choose to have feelings about women? Do you CHOOSE to get a boner when you see a naked attractive female? Did you fucking PICK out of the two sexes that you thought women were better? No, you fucking didn't. You went through puberty just like everyone else.
User avatar #305 - lolotaku (06/27/2011) [-]
Actually, yes you do choose, though it's subconscious. Like how you subconsciously choose to breathe. Sure, you can preform a sort of "manual override," if you will, to stop breathing, but as long as you don't think about breathing or not breathing, you'll fucking breathe. You have a choice, but you don't have the choice to have a choice, if that makes sense. If you didn't have a subconscious, I'm sure you'd be asexual. Too bad no one can be awake without a subconscious to prove or disprove this theory.

And to ad on to my original argument that it doesn't involve lack of and/or excess hormones, there's a condition for low testosterone called, fittingly, Low Testosterone. It doesn't affect your sexuality. Therefore, there is a high probability that high estrogen will also not affect sexuality.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm done arguing for today. Come back at 9:00AM PST tomorrow.
User avatar #306 - Aiwatcher (06/27/2011) [-]
Except you can't choose to stop breathing, if you stop for too long you immediately breathe again. Shit example mate.

The need to breed is a biological impulse. Humans have it whether they like it or not (and if they are born without it, they can't "manually override" it to get it).

It's entirely clear that you don't have homosexual friends or relatives. At least not ones that struggle daily with the fact that the world hates them.
#93 - themanofum (06/27/2011) [-]
wrong.
#16 - The Doctor calls him Satan in Planet of the Ood, so I assume i…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/26/2011 on hipster satan +4
User avatar #21 - SrgWTF (06/26/2011) [-]
I thought it was Lucifer.
#18 - Marionintendo (06/26/2011) [-]
well sorta the episode is called the impossible planet/the satan pit. he is kinda every evil being in every religion so he is also satan. he is referred as both but because he's every demonic being in religion i like to refer to him as the beast because he's not necessarily satan have you the episode the impossible planet/the satan pit
you'll probably understand more that way i'm not good at explaining stuff oh and he had a son called abaddon he was featured in a episode of torchwood the one where jack gets eaten
#33 - anon (06/27/2011) [-]
I read that in his voice O.o
#111 - Why are we allowed to question other peoples political views a… 06/25/2011 on Faggots 0
#19 - **Aiwatcher rolls 03** Not dubs, check em. 06/16/2011 on Door to Door 0
#327 - R'lyeh exists at a different point in the fabric of the univer… 06/16/2011 on Ocean Mind Blow. . . +1
#75 - You beat me to it. Talk about dumb quotes, this guy ***… 06/14/2011 on Dumb Celebrity Quotes 2 0
#159 - You sir are a god  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2011 on Stop that 'naked lindsey'... +2
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#1736 - You guys do realize that if one of them so much as TOUCHES a W… 06/09/2011 on WBC to Protest Soldier's... 0
#944 - I LIED guy is not past his prime. Rage guy, forever alone, … 06/01/2011 on 2011 GET CREATIVE CAMPAIGN -9
#174 - He shoulda asked for aged hydrogen peroxide. (h2o2 …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/28/2011 on Water and More +24
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#176 - Phritzie (05/28/2011) [-]
Have a cupcake anyway, for being educated 'n shit.
#186 - Persistence (05/28/2011) [-]
Turns out there are nice people on the interwebs
#122 - You are calling me stupid...but are saying that you can put ma… 05/21/2011 on funny +4

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User avatar #21 - CorporalObvious (09/22/2011) [-]
Likewise
#12 - NiNJAz (08/31/2011) [-]
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User avatar #13 to #17 - Aiwatcher (08/31/2011) [-]
I'm not sure I understand...
User avatar #15 to #19 - Aiwatcher (08/31/2011) [-]
Im afraid I understand even less now!
#16 to #20 - NiNJAz (09/01/2011) [-]
Now!?
Now!?
#17 to #21 - NiNJAz (09/01/2011) [-]
NOW!!!???
#19 to #23 - NiNJAz (09/01/2011) [-]
NAW?
NAW?
User avatar #11 - Aiwatcher (07/16/2010) [-]
**Aiwatcher rolls 726,758,327**
Can you roll on profiles?
#9 - anon (07/15/2010) [-]
you have some content that should be front page. I thumb'd it up for yeh
User avatar #10 to #14 - Aiwatcher (07/16/2010) [-]
Thank yew!
User avatar #6 - LeSquirt (01/26/2010) [-]
:3 i like you too.
User avatar #5 - SherIockHoImes (01/24/2010) [-]
WATSON!

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#4 - thespammer **User deleted account** (01/16/2010) [-]
Spam for you!
User avatar #3 - DementedDoom (01/04/2010) [-]
thanks again for the warning, with that little oz of caution, i was able to spring away from that trap, and slay the dragon.
User avatar #2 - Aiwatcher (01/02/2010) [-]
God, I hate my name. Its really funny when people name themselves, 'the doctor' or something and then pretend to be doctors on the comments. But I don't even know what Aiwatcher means! I cant go around and tell people that Im a little blue ghost with a single eye, and tell them its an aiwatcher, right?
User avatar #8 to #2 - Aiwatcher (02/07/2010) [-]
Scratch dat, now Im a creepy little creature of the darkness who has something caught in his eyes.
#1 - anon (12/21/2009) [-]
your comments are funny
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