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#181 - Didn't know people still made **** for Mr. Men an… 11/18/2011 on DAMN YOU HIPSTERS 0
#113 - PSP, Wii, Jaguar, Atari 5200. Arguably, 2 of those console… 11/18/2011 on Anything missing? +2
#14 - The Venomoth and Butterfree always bugged me, because its so b…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2011 on Funny things from pokemon +4
User avatar #23 - veryevilmen (11/18/2011) [-]
They are just saying it because of the physical features. The heads look a lot alike.
#71 - I AM SORRY. I AM SO SORRY. ^^^ Expected phrase in ev… 11/18/2011 on Meanwhile in London +3
#81 - He just leans back at the end smiling. "Totally n… 11/18/2011 on Have you ever had a dream... +15
#17 - Wouldn't it be more appropriate to say "Keep talking and … 11/17/2011 on Level 85 Barter skill +14
#48 - Stalin didn't turn Russia communist? That was Lenin.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2011 on Acrylic and Watercolor... 0
User avatar #49 - hardbeingsceney (11/17/2011) [-]
It was Lenin and Trotsky... And Stalin took the power he got from Communism to turn the USSR into a dictatorship.
User avatar #55 - thesovietspartan (11/17/2011) [-]
Yeah, Lenin and Trotsky were the good guy's. Stalin was an ass.
User avatar #66 - hardbeingsceney (11/18/2011) [-]
At least I'm not the only one who thinks that!
#47 - I actually posted something along those lines shortly after yo… 11/17/2011 on Acrylic and Watercolor... +4
#45 - Comment deleted 11/17/2011 on Acrylic and Watercolor... 0
#44 - He was a revolutionary. Thats all the average person sees in h… 11/17/2011 on Acrylic and Watercolor... 0
#57 - Convinced friend to buy Skyrim for me. Bitchin. Open gam…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2011 on Why shouting was put in Skyrim 0
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#74 - Why's he holding the gravity gun on the left side?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2011 on Then and now 0
User avatar #77 - jagazorsor (11/14/2011) [-]
The image is flipped
#285 - The scorpion fly--- A fly, with a huge PENIS that happens to… 11/14/2011 on This is real? Well, I lived... 0
#129 - THAT IS NO GUN, THAT IS A NUMBER. YOU SO SILLY 11/13/2011 on I do it all the time +1
#31 - "Duuuude what if there was a guy in the sky who railed so… 11/13/2011 on Am I the only one? +4
#77 - Anonymous isnt anti-religion, its pro-freedom of speech. And h… 11/13/2011 on Anonymous +10
#58 - Ever consider there are arguments other than that of religion?…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2011 on How To Explain Gay Rights... +5
User avatar #65 - puggles (11/12/2011) [-]
but then you have couples like my wife and I. i have a daughter from a previous relationship, but i had a vasectomy years before we were married and have no desire to adopt, so that now we're married without children or any potential of having them. the whole nuclear family thing doesn't apply to us, but society recognizes our marriage as valid.

also, not arguing for or against, just pointing out a different view.
#191 - That poster was originally drawn before charcoal was made into… 11/09/2011 on Minecraft is funneh +6
#72 - Using a pin is pretty difficult because you have to use a litt…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/08/2011 on How to pick a lock +4
#77 - joebrofist (11/08/2011) [-]
I see where you're coming from and it is a hell of a lot easier to use a wrench but it is possible with two :)
#92 - mastaalucard (11/08/2011) [-]
Technically possible to do it with one, you have to snap it in two though and use the ridged side as the pick and the smooth one as the tension holder thing....... sorry, i don't know all the technical terms, but i've done it before (took me like 15 pins though)
#67 - I hate it when those kids at school are like "gimme a bob…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/08/2011 on How to pick a lock +7
#69 - joebrofist (11/08/2011) [-]
You can use a second pin (maybe not a bobby pin but something thicker) as a tension wrench
User avatar #72 - Aiwatcher (11/08/2011) [-]
Using a pin is pretty difficult because you have to use a little bit of force, and the pin usually bends. I always use the wrench. Point being, you cant do it with just one bobby pin, thats just plain stupid.
#77 - joebrofist (11/08/2011) [-]
I see where you're coming from and it is a hell of a lot easier to use a wrench but it is possible with two :)
#92 - mastaalucard (11/08/2011) [-]
Technically possible to do it with one, you have to snap it in two though and use the ridged side as the pick and the smooth one as the tension holder thing....... sorry, i don't know all the technical terms, but i've done it before (took me like 15 pins though)
#72 - Missing the point mate. Im saying we know that its a riddle, t… 11/08/2011 on Mind.Blown. 0
#114 - "Inside the bag is a wii/a copy of brawl" rea… 11/08/2011 on its about the gamestop feels +1
#59 - For all the people saying Humpty Dumpty was a cannon, I don't …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/07/2011 on Mind.Blown. +4
User avatar #67 - derpastani (11/08/2011) [-]
actually it was based on a cannon in Colchester Castle. that fell and broke. The kings horses and men were sent to try to put it back together, as in the poem.

since the original poem is thus:
Humpty Dumpty sate on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall;
Threescore men and threescore more,
Cannot place Humpty dumpty as he was before.

Also I quote:
From 1996 the website of Colchester tourist board attributed the origin of the rhyme to a cannon recorded as used from the church of St Mary-at-the-Wall by the Royalist defenders in the siege of 1648. In 1648 the town of Colchester was a walled town with a castle and several churches and was protected by the city wall. A huge cannon, colloquially called Humpty Dumpty, was strategically placed on the wall. A shot from a Parliamentary cannon succeeded in damaging the wall beneath Humpty Dumpty which caused the cannon to tumble to the ground. The Royalists, or Cavaliers, 'all the King's men' attempted to raise Humpty Dumpty on to another part of the wall, but because the cannon was so heavy ' All the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't put Humpty together again.'

Simple fact of the matter is the rhyme is over 200 years old, no one can definitively say where it came from, or what it was originally referencing, but dismissing other peoples views as they dont match with yours, doesnt make yours right...
#77 - snowmanxl (11/08/2011) [-]
ill just leave this here
User avatar #72 - Aiwatcher (11/08/2011) [-]
Missing the point mate. Im saying we know that its a riddle, to which the answer is egg. We don't know that it refers to a cannon. Stop pretending that its fact. Its just a theory.
User avatar #68 - Counttopotato (11/08/2011) [-]
I read somewhere that the humpty dumpty rhyme was originally a riddle, at the end of which was "What was humpty dumpty"
#363 - Stalin wasn't that evil. Ask anybody in Russia, and they'll sa…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2011 on Ethics +1
User avatar #388 - virtigo (11/07/2011) [-]
Since when did that become awesome?
And of course russians will say that. Because they're ashamed of him.
#102 - Trackmania- Nations Forever Its free on steam, and its mad awesome  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2011 on Steering is for pussies +1
User avatar #112 - theminiturk (11/06/2011) [-]
sweet thanks. is it only on steam?
User avatar #119 - mcfunkdaddy (11/06/2011) [-]
nahh man...they havea formula one version as well...beast of game..but much better with a gamepad or wheel though
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User avatar #21 - CorporalObvious (09/22/2011) [-]
Likewise
#12 - NiNJAz (08/31/2011) [-]
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User avatar #13 to #17 - Aiwatcher (08/31/2011) [-]
I'm not sure I understand...
User avatar #15 to #19 - Aiwatcher (08/31/2011) [-]
Im afraid I understand even less now!
#16 to #20 - NiNJAz (09/01/2011) [-]
Now!?
Now!?
#17 to #21 - NiNJAz (09/01/2011) [-]
NOW!!!???
#19 to #23 - NiNJAz (09/01/2011) [-]
NAW?
NAW?
User avatar #11 - Aiwatcher (07/16/2010) [-]
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Can you roll on profiles?
#9 - anonymous (07/15/2010) [-]
you have some content that should be front page. I thumb'd it up for yeh
User avatar #10 to #14 - Aiwatcher (07/16/2010) [-]
Thank yew!
User avatar #6 - LeSquirt (01/26/2010) [-]
:3 i like you too.
User avatar #5 - SherIockHoImes (01/24/2010) [-]
WATSON!

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User avatar #3 - DementedDoom (01/04/2010) [-]
thanks again for the warning, with that little oz of caution, i was able to spring away from that trap, and slay the dragon.
User avatar #2 - Aiwatcher (01/02/2010) [-]
God, I hate my name. Its really funny when people name themselves, 'the doctor' or something and then pretend to be doctors on the comments. But I don't even know what Aiwatcher means! I cant go around and tell people that Im a little blue ghost with a single eye, and tell them its an aiwatcher, right?
User avatar #8 to #2 - Aiwatcher (02/07/2010) [-]
Scratch dat, now Im a creepy little creature of the darkness who has something caught in his eyes.
#1 - anonymous (12/21/2009) [-]
your comments are funny
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