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#3 - What is this? Chuck Norris doesnt get shot in the knee with an… 12/04/2011 on Chuck Norris Skyrim 0
#92 - They blocked the police inside of the circle. The police didn'… 12/04/2011 on Pepper Spray, The Truth +3
#90 - I wonder if any of these students actually know what they are … 12/04/2011 on Pepper Spray, The Truth +7
#41 - Agreed. They're bred to be fighters. I know people want to con…  [+] (18 new replies) 12/04/2011 on tribute to a breed tortured... +1
User avatar #46 - Sanguinarian (12/04/2011) [-]
when i was 7 or 8 we had a pitt named Gypsy, and she was the biggest damn baby, she got along with everyone and we could play with other animals (even rabbits, taddiemitts) and she would know it was us. the only person she ever attacked was my stepfather (NOW before you assume, this is a story about a dog who turned bad, it isnt) she attacked him because he brutally beat me and she defended me, and when it was over he took her out to his old farm and killed her because she got in his way. she was a kickass friend and died for me, so those who want to pick on the breed can suck my dick, this is one thing i will not stand for. it depends on how they were raised, a rescue dog or one with a bad owner will attack something, but trained right they can be the greatest breed in the world, the only problem i have with them is that those who bred them for dog fights got them so fucked up and inbred that they have health complications and dont live as long as labs or any other breed their size.
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#110 - saladtongsofdeath (12/04/2011) [-]
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**saladtongsofdeath rolled a random image posted in comment #515683 at My Little Pony ** i feel so sorry for your ignorance.... its a pity. first of all, are you even sure it really was a pitbull? like i said, as soon as a med/large dog attacks, they are automatically called a pitbull.... my mother raised me to hate pitbulls... and i did.... until i worked in a shelter for the summer and wound up adopting one. and have you ever taken a class in biology?? trauma or "fucked upness" (as you call it) is not passed down from parent to offspring, only physical and habitual attributes. and since when are pitbulls inbred??? they are one of the most genetically diverse breen on the PLANET... thats why whenever they find a dog in a shelter and they dont know what breed it is, they say 'pitbull mix'

ok, so you found ONE dog thats fucked up in the head... should you chastise an entire breed because of one dog??
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#153 - saladtongsofdeath (12/04/2011) [-]
again.... pitbulls are the most mixed breed IN THE WORLD. and like i said AGAIN if a shelter does not know what breed it is written down as a pitmix, because chances are... they are a pitmix... now, since when is an english mastiff and a yellow lab inbred??? inbreeding occurs when two dogs with IDENTICAL (notice how i didnt say similar) chromosomal attributes mate. even then, (im not promoting inbreeders) the chances that these breed (because of all the mixtures of the chromosomal pool) and the fact that the domesticated dog (Canis lupus familiaris) has 78 chromosomes, it is safer to mix cousins in dogs than in humans (homo sapiens) who only has 46 chromosomes
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#160 - saladtongsofdeath (12/04/2011) [-]
like i said before, ANY dog would snap if they are inbred enough.... and from the cases ive seen, fighting dogs do NOT inbreed... inbreeding causes anomalies in the dogs psyche, that is the exact opposite that baiters want, they prefer a smarter trainable dog over a vicious one any day (trust me, ive worked with the aspca)
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#167 - saladtongsofdeath (12/04/2011) [-]
most of those dogs are not pitbulls, they are mixed breed that get classified as a pitbull... honestly, have you ever done reserch? really, just volunteer at your local shelter and then come back to me after a month and see if your opinions remain the same
User avatar #51 - Sanguinarian (12/04/2011) [-]
i didnt mean to make it sound like i think they are an innocent breed, trust me, i know they can be fucked up, but so can labs and poodles and shit, but due to the inbreeding, pittbulls are the worst when they really do get fucked up
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User avatar #47 - spyronos (12/04/2011) [-]
If I may point out
1. Pitbulls get more media coverage
2. They are most often owned by irresponsible owners in poorer communities that can afford neither proper training or containment for there dogs
3.They are often used as guard dogs, once again in poorer communities where security is too expensive
No dog breed is more dangerous than the next, any large dog from Labs to Rottweilers can be hostile to a person, Pits just get the worst situations in life that cute dogs like Retrievers don't deal with
#154 - saladtongsofdeath (12/04/2011) [-]
thank you... i cant deal with ignorance
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User avatar #53 - Sanguinarian (12/04/2011) [-]
thats another thing i never understood...how can poor ass people afford pittbulls? when you go to a shelter or something like that they are expensive as shit but those people cant even afford 25 dollrs worth of groceries for the week but can afford a 600 dollar dog (atleast)
User avatar #57 - spyronos (12/04/2011) [-]
They don't get them by legitimate means, they buy from mills or off Marcus down on fifth. These aren't pets they are A. security B. a fighter for money or C. a breeder for money
User avatar #58 - Sanguinarian (12/04/2011) [-]
exactly! another thing, they are bought from like a dude in a van down a dark alley somewhere so they may either 1. not be pure bred which will fuck with their minds and 2. have had shitty living conditions
#14 - The man who invented the segway died in an off-road segway accident. 12/04/2011 on Yes indeed +7
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#183 - OMGINBD (11/30/2011) [-]
**OMGINBD rolled a random image posted at comment #13 by DjSmileyWink at Dammit cleverbot **

Let's instead debate about what I rolled.
#17 - Why does this comic artist always draw his characters naked? 11/30/2011 on Tourettes 0
#201 - These people are retarded... why would a pedophile use a known… 11/29/2011 on Pedobear on the news +6
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#74 - When I say Richard Simmons got, I do not refer to gays. In…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2011 on Anyone else agree? +3
#84 - Ken M (11/29/2011) [-]
it doesnt matter if you dont think of them saying fa ggot or g ay its an insult to them its been used as a horrible term to homosexuals and it always will be saying it is still bad no matter what and you should feel awful using it
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#137 - All deep sea fish except the axolotl?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2011 on Fish Memes! +1
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#135 - I used to play rammus. And then I Teemo'd. And I will never go…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2011 on Boots +10
User avatar #160 - singmetheanthem (11/28/2011) [-]
Teemooo <3 :)
User avatar #319 - ilikemudkips (11/28/2011) [-]
then suddenly akali comes and teemo is sad times forever.
I play akali.
#1 - Oh and a naked chick. I feel like that should be a necessary c…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2011 on Titanic summary +2
#2 - carnagejc (11/27/2011) [-]
Thank you captain hindsight!
#168 - Press Zoom Press Standard I think that shoul… 11/27/2011 on Graphs how they were meant... 0
#156 - Have graphing calculator (Texas Instruments) Press 2nd P…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2011 on Graphs how they were meant... 0
User avatar #166 - TheSuperHobo (11/27/2011) [-]
Error: Window Range
wat do?
User avatar #168 - Aiwatcher (11/27/2011) [-]
Press Zoom

Press Standard

I think that should do it. Im no calculator expert.
#134 - Loli. Radio. Shelter No last perk Figure that … 11/27/2011 on Choose your weapon -1
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#86 - It would be absurdly awesome if starfish moved that fast  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2011 on Underwater Ice Lightning D: +4
#87 - Ken M (11/27/2011) [-]
lool, true
#83 - Meh, it was a joke. Didnt go over well i assume 11/27/2011 on Hello! 0
#11 - My kids will go in a cage when I go out. And that cage…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2011 on Hello! -3
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User avatar #83 - Aiwatcher (11/27/2011) [-]
Meh, it was a joke. Didnt go over well i assume
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I'm not sure I understand...
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Im afraid I understand even less now!
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User avatar #11 - Aiwatcher (07/16/2010) [-]
**Aiwatcher rolls 726,758,327**
Can you roll on profiles?
#9 - Ken M (07/15/2010) [-]
you have some content that should be front page. I thumb'd it up for yeh
User avatar #10 to #14 - Aiwatcher (07/16/2010) [-]
Thank yew!
User avatar #6 - LeSquirt (01/26/2010) [-]
:3 i like you too.
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User avatar #3 - DementedDoom (01/04/2010) [-]
thanks again for the warning, with that little oz of caution, i was able to spring away from that trap, and slay the dragon.
User avatar #2 - Aiwatcher (01/02/2010) [-]
God, I hate my name. Its really funny when people name themselves, 'the doctor' or something and then pretend to be doctors on the comments. But I don't even know what Aiwatcher means! I cant go around and tell people that Im a little blue ghost with a single eye, and tell them its an aiwatcher, right?
User avatar #8 to #2 - Aiwatcher (02/07/2010) [-]
Scratch dat, now Im a creepy little creature of the darkness who has something caught in his eyes.
#1 - Ken M (12/21/2009) [-]
your comments are funny
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