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Date Signed Up:6/12/2009
Last Login:2/23/2014
Location:USA
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#387 - What then, makes something a God? God is only a title, use…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2012 on Avengers Logic 0
#424 - Womens Study Major (06/28/2012) [-]
Implying there is a god
#43 - The video frog has no horns, so I don't think its a pac man :P 06/17/2012 on How to Piss Off a Frog 0
#209 - For the record, the sounds are fake. However, parrots DO m… 06/16/2012 on The Parrot, Who Saw a Sex +1
#59 - Metal Benders bend the ammount of "pure" rock that i… 06/15/2012 on Blood bending? +4
#600 - I'M FROM AMERICA. I CALLED THE WBC A ****** A… 06/15/2012 on Zlamous 0
#507 - I didn't. I called it one of America's ****** chu… 06/15/2012 on Zlamous 0
#494 - Why did I get thumbed down? and lol to you. Thumb.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2012 on Zlamous -2
#501 - Womens Study Major (06/15/2012) [-]
you called american church's shitty i resent that statment.
User avatar #507 - Aiwatcher (06/15/2012) [-]
I didn't. I called it one of America's shitty churches. No where in there did I call all American churches shitty. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
#474 - The Westburo Baptist Church is non-violent. They don't kil…  [+] (46 new replies) 06/15/2012 on Zlamous -23
User avatar #600 - Aiwatcher (06/15/2012) [-]
I'M FROM AMERICA.
I CALLED THE WBC A SHITTY AMERICAN CHURCH.
I DID NOT CALL CHURCHES SHITTY.
I DID NOT CALL AMERICA SHITTY.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU.
#585 - Spectricity (06/15/2012) [-]
It's a nice country if you actually go there...
#482 - triggerhappywolf (06/15/2012) [-]
hey person from other country... check the pic
User avatar #488 - oxan (06/15/2012) [-]
This obnoxious behaviour is why people hate you.
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User avatar #493 - oxan (06/15/2012) [-]
I'm from Australia.
User avatar #530 - blastinawf (06/15/2012) [-]
A lot of American explorers actually visit Australia now since they found out we have the purest species of niggers on the planet.
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#601 - drimsical (06/15/2012) [-]
and that makes us... fucking badass
#591 - Womens Study Major (06/15/2012) [-]
TO:triggerhappywolf
ADDRESS: another fu***ng planet
FROM:an american with more brain cells than you

you do realise that not only are australians allies with us, but our Marines are over there training with them, right? they fight alongside us. what have YOU done to help the world except sit on your butt all day?
User avatar #581 - grimsho (06/15/2012) [-]
Just stop while you're already behind in the argument
User avatar #533 - iraultima (06/15/2012) [-]
Also it was the UK's prisoners, yeah the UK is in Europe but there is a distinct difference between a country and a continent.
User avatar #542 - oxan (06/15/2012) [-]
Slow it down, man. We can only teach him one thing at a time.
User avatar #521 - iraultima (06/15/2012) [-]
I would argue that the US shouldn't have them, considering they are the only people to ever use them and were the people that first constructed them.......
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#584 - grimsho (06/15/2012) [-]
lol
>USA has the most nuclear weapons on the planet (pointing out that america is over-weaponised)
>fucker try to take them from us, we'll blow you to shit

You missed the point, asshat

And it's true, America preaches that they are trying to protect the world by removing large-scale weapons from unfit hands, yet they have enough nuclear warheads to drop 8 nukes on every single high population area in the world. And it's people like you that makes it clear how unfit America is to hold that amount of firepower (nobody in the world should.)
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User avatar #545 - oxan (06/15/2012) [-]
He's not trolling. But the moment he's backed into a corner and can't think of a response, he'll claim he is.
User avatar #538 - oxan (06/15/2012) [-]
That's call progress, bro. The more time passes, the better weapons we get.

How does it feel knowing that Germany is once again about to become a world superpower, despite the restrictions on their military.
#517 - syis (06/15/2012) [-]
Bitch, please, calm your horses
User avatar #506 - oxan (06/15/2012) [-]
Well, I suppose I can talk about the Siege of Tobruk. Fifty Australian soldiers were killed during the assault, and 27,000 Italians were captured. We then held out for a few months against Rommel.

Nowadays, Australian Special Forces are running around Afghanistan taking out strategic targets, and such, while our Mentoring and Reconstruction Task Force has been rebuilding the area while training ANA Troops and local police.

We're taxing companies for the amount of Carbon they produce while looking at renewable energy to try and unfuck the climate (your motorised scooters might be to blame for that).

But at the end of the day, I haven't done any of this. Nor did you, personally, land on the moon, or stop terrorists. At the end of the day, you're just a flag-waving nationalist prick, and no one likes that. Call me when you, yourself, actually make a difference in this world.
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User avatar #527 - oxan (06/15/2012) [-]
Not really, you're just an obnoxious prick, as I stated earlier.

Your country was founded on freedom and liberty, get you operate prisons in other countries so you can avoid giving them the same rights as the people in your country.

Your poverty and unemployment rate is huge for a 'first world country'. Perhaps, if you love your country so much, you should go volunteer at a soup kitchen and help your countrymen.
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User avatar #563 - oxan (06/15/2012) [-]
I've done fund-raising for multiple charities several years in a row. I've payed half of the money for a video game a kid wanted but didn't have enough money for while I was working multiple times. I'll be donating blood soon. When I have the choice, I'm donating all of my organs.

I can't even think of the amount of times I've run over to someone lying in the street to ask if they're okay.

Just little things like that. Being underage, I can't just go out to a shelter and help, but I do what I can.
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User avatar #574 - oxan (06/15/2012) [-]
Leukemia Foundation and the Heart Foundation are the most recent. I've also done things for the Cancer Council, but not officially (just randomly helping friends who are actually signed up for it and shit, by fundraising with them, etc) and I helped out with the World's Greatest Shave.

You're the only one getting crazy, bro.
#526 - iraultima (06/15/2012) [-]
That doesn't look like a US flag to me......
User avatar #531 - triggerhappywolf (06/15/2012) [-]
ok, every army has at least one very bad @$$ guy. i could say a single US bomber took out an entire city in japan, we did that twice
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User avatar #540 - iraultima (06/15/2012) [-]
Bit of a difference there and Gurkha's do that sort of thing all the time, they are trained to take on enemies with firearms using a knife.
User avatar #534 - oxan (06/15/2012) [-]
How's killing civilians going for you, bro? Only you would glorify that.
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User avatar #566 - oxan (06/15/2012) [-]
There were more ways to make Japan surrender without the bloodshed. You could've easily bombed somewhere else and said you're going to bomb them unless they surrender. Shit's simple.
#599 - grimsho (06/15/2012) [-]
Admittedly, and remember that this was at the climax of the war, the US sent Japan warnings and told them to surrender, wanting to avoid the highly inevitable battle between the US and Japan vying for control of the Pacific Ocean, but Japan wouldn't back down. Bombing Hiroshima was tactical, even if the amount of civilian deaths was extremely cruel and evil, there were multiple military bases in and around the city, which was why it was chosen.
HERE'S where it goes downhill. 3 days later America bombs Nagasaki of course, but this was a pointless waste of countless lives, again, civilians (I'm not sure of the military presence around Nagasaki), and was mainly for the US to show off their muscles to Russia, the next biggest nuclear power in the world. 3 days is a very short amount of time, and after Hiroshima, Japan was scrambling, trying to become organised and was leaning towards surrendering, but America would have none of that nonsense and jumped the gun to blow them to smitherines.

tl;dr: Hiroshima was the right thing for the US to do at the time
Nagasaki was equivilant to kicking a guy in the balls while he's on the ground due to the ball-kick you just gave him 3 seconds ago, just to make you look cooler in front of your friends. Except instead of bruised balls it was the deaths of millions of civilians.
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#505 - roliga (06/15/2012) [-]
Argument over, this guy knows his shit
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User avatar #513 - oxan (06/15/2012) [-]
Perhaps you should check your notifications...
User avatar #525 - triggerhappywolf (06/15/2012) [-]
he just took a long time to respond
#478 - toonlinktwentytwo (06/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #494 - Aiwatcher (06/15/2012) [-]
Why did I get thumbed down?
and lol to you. Thumb.
#501 - Womens Study Major (06/15/2012) [-]
you called american church's shitty i resent that statment.
User avatar #507 - Aiwatcher (06/15/2012) [-]
I didn't. I called it one of America's shitty churches. No where in there did I call all American churches shitty. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
#37 - Your username. It scares me. 06/11/2012 on When I Find A Fight On... +2
#22 - Amon is far too badass for your Conspiracy theories. 06/11/2012 on Amon +3

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User avatar #21 - CorporalObvious (09/22/2011) [-]
Likewise
#12 - NiNJAz (08/31/2011) [-]
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User avatar #13 to #17 - Aiwatcher (08/31/2011) [-]
I'm not sure I understand...
User avatar #15 to #19 - Aiwatcher (08/31/2011) [-]
Im afraid I understand even less now!
#16 to #20 - NiNJAz (09/01/2011) [-]
Now!?
Now!?
#17 to #21 - NiNJAz (09/01/2011) [-]
NOW!!!???
#19 to #23 - NiNJAz (09/01/2011) [-]
NAW?
NAW?
User avatar #11 - Aiwatcher (07/16/2010) [-]
**Aiwatcher rolls 726,758,327**
Can you roll on profiles?
#9 - Womens Study Major (07/15/2010) [-]
you have some content that should be front page. I thumb'd it up for yeh
User avatar #10 to #14 - Aiwatcher (07/16/2010) [-]
Thank yew!
User avatar #6 - LeSquirt (01/26/2010) [-]
:3 i like you too.
User avatar #5 - SherIockHoImes (01/24/2010) [-]
WATSON!

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#4 - thespammer **User deleted account** (01/16/2010) [-]
Spam for you!
User avatar #3 - DementedDoom (01/04/2010) [-]
thanks again for the warning, with that little oz of caution, i was able to spring away from that trap, and slay the dragon.
User avatar #2 - Aiwatcher (01/02/2010) [-]
God, I hate my name. Its really funny when people name themselves, 'the doctor' or something and then pretend to be doctors on the comments. But I don't even know what Aiwatcher means! I cant go around and tell people that Im a little blue ghost with a single eye, and tell them its an aiwatcher, right?
User avatar #8 to #2 - Aiwatcher (02/07/2010) [-]
Scratch dat, now Im a creepy little creature of the darkness who has something caught in his eyes.
#1 - Womens Study Major (12/21/2009) [-]
your comments are funny
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