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#428 - Stay on /r/atheism. Its a better, less dickish community. And … 16 hours ago on Stop it Atheism Channel +1
#167 - Almost all bees and hornets that sting leave a pheromone trail…  [+] (1 new reply) 17 hours ago on NOPE +6
User avatar #180 - lolsnapple (16 hours ago) [-]
That was the coolest thing I ever saw on animal planet
+1
#1042 - Do some churches teach polygamy though? I'm reading a book cal…  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on To get things straight. 0
User avatar #1043 - therealpokemon (18 hours ago) [-]
You are certainly welcome. I will tell you that if they are practicing polygamy then they are not LDS. They do not follow the teachings of the prophet and are therefore not LDS, not Mormons. Also, I do not like documentaries except with very very selective topics, mostly WWII stuff.
#541 - All right, what about the curse of Cain? Or the outright h…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/26/2012 on To get things straight. 0
User avatar #1034 - therealpokemon (05/26/2012) [-]
On the topic of the churches teaching radically different topics, this one I can stare you in the face and tell you that you are flat out wrong, anything you have heard or read is wrong, as I have personally been to over 30 different wards, here and abroad, and they have yet to teach one thing different. So no, we dont.
As for temple garments, that is something that is symbolic, and it is asked of those who enter the Temple, and who are we to disagree with so simple a request made by God when entering His house?
Curse of Cain, I don't see what the problem is. The Curse was carried down and one of his descendants was on the boat that survived the Flood. I don't see what the problem is. Now on the topic of the inaccuracies, that's pretty general so I ask you to please give me some examples. I won't be able to help with all of them without research, as history is not my forte when it comes to the scriptures, but I should be able to explain most of them.
SIDENOTE: Thanks for not flaming and being open minded. It's not often you find someone like that on the Internet,
User avatar #1042 - Aiwatcher (18 hours ago) [-]
Do some churches teach polygamy though? I'm reading a book called "Under the Banner of God" which is an interesting look into a specific fundamentalist mormon church, that is heavy on polygamy. I have no idea whether the polygamy bit is Church or simply cultural tradition. Wonderful book though, if you're into documentary style books like that.

btw, thanks for a closer, more reliable source on the topic. There isn't a mormon population anywhere near where I live, so I don't have any primary sources.
User avatar #1043 - therealpokemon (18 hours ago) [-]
You are certainly welcome. I will tell you that if they are practicing polygamy then they are not LDS. They do not follow the teachings of the prophet and are therefore not LDS, not Mormons. Also, I do not like documentaries except with very very selective topics, mostly WWII stuff.
#295 - Are you okay with polygamy? That's what is taught in the b…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/25/2012 on To get things straight. 0
User avatar #299 - therealpokemon (05/25/2012) [-]
It is not taught in the Book of Mormon. It really is not. That was a group of polygamists who HAPPENED to be Mormon, and as soon as it was found that they were practicing and teaching polygamy, it was specifically b& by the Church. We do not, nor have we ever, condoned polygamy as a religion.
User avatar #541 - Aiwatcher (05/26/2012) [-]
All right, what about the curse of Cain?
Or the outright historical inaccuracies of the native Americans, Jews in America and whatnot?
Temple Garments?

The teachings of Mormonism are dated and flawed, just like Christianity. I respect your right to believe it, but it's far from perfect. And no, the Churches do teach radically different doctrines.
User avatar #1034 - therealpokemon (05/26/2012) [-]
On the topic of the churches teaching radically different topics, this one I can stare you in the face and tell you that you are flat out wrong, anything you have heard or read is wrong, as I have personally been to over 30 different wards, here and abroad, and they have yet to teach one thing different. So no, we dont.
As for temple garments, that is something that is symbolic, and it is asked of those who enter the Temple, and who are we to disagree with so simple a request made by God when entering His house?
Curse of Cain, I don't see what the problem is. The Curse was carried down and one of his descendants was on the boat that survived the Flood. I don't see what the problem is. Now on the topic of the inaccuracies, that's pretty general so I ask you to please give me some examples. I won't be able to help with all of them without research, as history is not my forte when it comes to the scriptures, but I should be able to explain most of them.
SIDENOTE: Thanks for not flaming and being open minded. It's not often you find someone like that on the Internet,
User avatar #1042 - Aiwatcher (18 hours ago) [-]
Do some churches teach polygamy though? I'm reading a book called "Under the Banner of God" which is an interesting look into a specific fundamentalist mormon church, that is heavy on polygamy. I have no idea whether the polygamy bit is Church or simply cultural tradition. Wonderful book though, if you're into documentary style books like that.

btw, thanks for a closer, more reliable source on the topic. There isn't a mormon population anywhere near where I live, so I don't have any primary sources.
User avatar #1043 - therealpokemon (18 hours ago) [-]
You are certainly welcome. I will tell you that if they are practicing polygamy then they are not LDS. They do not follow the teachings of the prophet and are therefore not LDS, not Mormons. Also, I do not like documentaries except with very very selective topics, mostly WWII stuff.
#268 - Atheism isn't a belief system FYI. Since it requires no proof … 05/25/2012 on To get things straight. +1
#238 - Honest and open question to any and all Religious people: …  [+] (16 new replies) 05/25/2012 on To get things straight. +6
User avatar #286 - therealpokemon (05/25/2012) [-]
Because Mormonism has basically no flaws to it, no loop holes, no contradictions. That and we also have a more complete view of the Gospel, our teenagers know more about their religion than most adults know about their own respective religion, the Mormons teach the EXACT same doctrine in EVERY single branch, and every time someone tried to discredit our prophet, the information was proved beyond a shadow of a doubt to be falsified or forged. We also offer better explanations for things which other religions cannot.
User avatar #295 - Aiwatcher (05/25/2012) [-]
Are you okay with polygamy?
That's what is taught in the book of Mormon, but many branches don't practice it today.
User avatar #299 - therealpokemon (05/25/2012) [-]
It is not taught in the Book of Mormon. It really is not. That was a group of polygamists who HAPPENED to be Mormon, and as soon as it was found that they were practicing and teaching polygamy, it was specifically b& by the Church. We do not, nor have we ever, condoned polygamy as a religion.
User avatar #541 - Aiwatcher (05/26/2012) [-]
All right, what about the curse of Cain?
Or the outright historical inaccuracies of the native Americans, Jews in America and whatnot?
Temple Garments?

The teachings of Mormonism are dated and flawed, just like Christianity. I respect your right to believe it, but it's far from perfect. And no, the Churches do teach radically different doctrines.
User avatar #1034 - therealpokemon (05/26/2012) [-]
On the topic of the churches teaching radically different topics, this one I can stare you in the face and tell you that you are flat out wrong, anything you have heard or read is wrong, as I have personally been to over 30 different wards, here and abroad, and they have yet to teach one thing different. So no, we dont.
As for temple garments, that is something that is symbolic, and it is asked of those who enter the Temple, and who are we to disagree with so simple a request made by God when entering His house?
Curse of Cain, I don't see what the problem is. The Curse was carried down and one of his descendants was on the boat that survived the Flood. I don't see what the problem is. Now on the topic of the inaccuracies, that's pretty general so I ask you to please give me some examples. I won't be able to help with all of them without research, as history is not my forte when it comes to the scriptures, but I should be able to explain most of them.
SIDENOTE: Thanks for not flaming and being open minded. It's not often you find someone like that on the Internet,
User avatar #1042 - Aiwatcher (18 hours ago) [-]
Do some churches teach polygamy though? I'm reading a book called "Under the Banner of God" which is an interesting look into a specific fundamentalist mormon church, that is heavy on polygamy. I have no idea whether the polygamy bit is Church or simply cultural tradition. Wonderful book though, if you're into documentary style books like that.

btw, thanks for a closer, more reliable source on the topic. There isn't a mormon population anywhere near where I live, so I don't have any primary sources.
User avatar #1043 - therealpokemon (18 hours ago) [-]
You are certainly welcome. I will tell you that if they are practicing polygamy then they are not LDS. They do not follow the teachings of the prophet and are therefore not LDS, not Mormons. Also, I do not like documentaries except with very very selective topics, mostly WWII stuff.
#264 - iamphoenix (05/25/2012) [-]
Because I think it's right. I can't say that I know other religions or wrong, but I simply do not see them as the most correct.
#258 - daburger (05/25/2012) [-]
Somewhat religious person here. Personally I think that the religions that worship a single deity in fact worship the same deity. Islam, Judaism and Christianity all pretty much originate from the same source in geography (the middle east) and from a single prophet (Muhammad, Moses, and Jesus.)

I don't think any of them are wrong, they all just worship in different ways.

Then there are "religions" such as Buddhism which really aren't religions but rather a philosophical way of life, which is completely respectable.

(I offer this gif to you my atheist friends.)

#290 - revanmal (05/25/2012) [-]
Islam, Judaism, and Christianity DO all pretty much worship the same god. They're known collectively as the Abrahamic religions, because they all include the story of Abraham, a prophet and patriarch os many human tribes. It's the details like the prophets and messiahs and dogma that make them so different.
#277 - zombielovez (05/25/2012) [-]
you are entirely incorrect in your beliefs of Buddhism and i find your near slander(though possibly not meant in such a way) as offensive
#294 - daburger (05/25/2012) [-]
Well buddhists technically do not believe in god(s) and are taught that gods were created in the minds of early humans because they needed comfort in times of fear. Maybe it's just my definition of what counts as a religion, but to me if you do not worship something it's not a religion
User avatar #282 - zombielovez (05/25/2012) [-]
sorry meant to say probably not meaning to be offensive
User avatar #256 - killertpu (05/25/2012) [-]
Its what I grew up with so that is my belief I guess, and in truth since it was more forced on me then choice I didn't have a right to choose. From recent events though I had a very godly experience so I have found my reason to believe in god, I guess you could say I have found my meaning to believe and thats all the truth I need because its my opinion alone not others
User avatar #245 - mryunolikeme (05/25/2012) [-]
same reason you believe in atheism because you think it is right
User avatar #268 - Aiwatcher (05/25/2012) [-]
Atheism isn't a belief system FYI. Since it requires no proof (it claims nothing), it is essentially the "default". Belief systems make extraordinary claims, and therefore require extraordinary proof. No one religion has extraordinary proof, or any proof at all for that matter. I don't believe in atheism. I just haven't seen a reason to believe in anything yet.
#216 - I can english 05/25/2012 on My Whole Life Is A Lie +1
#70 - Why would the cartridge company make a button on there if they… 05/25/2012 on My Whole Life Is A Lie 0
#69 - Yes, and then you realize that no ink cartridge you have or ev…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2012 on My Whole Life Is A Lie +43
#120 - darklordtwentyone (05/25/2012) [-]
"Have or ever will seen actually has"
"Have or ever will seen"
"Ever will seen"
"will seen"
User avatar #216 - Aiwatcher (05/25/2012) [-]
I can english
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Im afraid I understand even less now!
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you have some content that should be front page. I thumb'd it up for yeh
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Thank yew!
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ok. we need to get every member to thumbs up every comment. we need to convince admin to not allow annons to thumb comments
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Yah, my ranking went down from "Very trusted user" to "trusted commenter" today.
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thanks again for the warning, with that little oz of caution, i was able to spring away from that trap, and slay the dragon.
User avatar #2 - Aiwatcher (01/02/2010) [-]
God, I hate my name. Its really funny when people name themselves, 'the doctor' or something and then pretend to be doctors on the comments. But I don't even know what Aiwatcher means! I cant go around and tell people that Im a little blue ghost with a single eye, and tell them its an aiwatcher, right?
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Scratch dat, now Im a creepy little creature of the darkness who has something caught in his eyes.
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your comments are funny
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