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#157187 - alpha as in like, you can take it and aren't affected like I a…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #157188 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/29/2014) [-]
I can take it, and won't entirely be affected by it.
Although personally, when it comes to more demonic build-ups like in American Horror Story, I'd rather not watch.

And yeah, definitely find a kids movie that you haven't seen. Or just a good TV show.
I recommend Futurama, Treasure Planet, etc.
#157184 - cmon man... i need some real advice here. 09/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#157182 - it's called tusk, i wrote a vague synopsis below. an…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #157185 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/29/2014) [-]
Ehhh, alpha?
Again, I understand how everything is faked. I know which programs produce which effects, which package said effects come from, which companies made the programs, how much the programs costs, etc.

Back when I was young, my parents decided to cut off our cable... So at night, I'd throw on a DVD, watch the movie, then play everything else afterwards and fall asleep to that. I'd watch every single behind the scenes and post-commentary there was.

Anyhow, for you, I'd highly recommend watching a PG title, eh?
Fall asleep to something cheery and positive.
#157187 - Aezync (09/29/2014) [-]
alpha as in like, you can take it and aren't affected like I am.
Interesting, will give it a try... i feel so low though, man, just hating night time lately.
User avatar #157188 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/29/2014) [-]
I can take it, and won't entirely be affected by it.
Although personally, when it comes to more demonic build-ups like in American Horror Story, I'd rather not watch.

And yeah, definitely find a kids movie that you haven't seen. Or just a good TV show.
I recommend Futurama, Treasure Planet, etc.
#157179 - oh sorry, i added the second bit a little late. And y… 09/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#157178 - and that howard (VERY well played by the actor) was so … 09/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#157176 - why the **** did you tell me that man... here i a…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#157178 - Aezync (09/29/2014) [-]
and that howard (VERY well played by the actor) was so fucking creepy. like this guy is fucking beyond nuts thinking that he can relieve his time with a walrus through human suffering.
By the way, before I go any further, I would like to apologize for the awful writing and poor grammar. I can't help but write poorly due to the conditions and circumstances which have me flustered, to say the least.
Anyways, that's what's bugging me. This can really happen. It is possible to make such a monstrosity and have it be a living human, despite the appearance.

And god damn, my cousins were laughing through this bullshit. it's a black comedy for pete's sake, and im here, shitting my pants at night, which brings me to another piece of advice i'd like to ask from you... how do I stop being a pussy? this is giong to haunt me for the rest of my life... i've really been scared all of my life until i stopped watching scary movies up until this point.

like i said, I really appreciate your time and patience. I am a total pathetic mess right now... all help is grealty appreciated.
#157177 - imrobin (09/29/2014) [-]
Well just remember that most of these things, if they happen at all, happen in really shitty countries or in really shitty areas with little security. You're fine and have nothing to worry about i'm sure.
#157179 - Aezync (09/29/2014) [-]
oh sorry, i added the second bit a little late.

And yeah, you're right. It happend in the middle of no where. still creepy as shit though. I don't know what I can do t o relax my mind; i have class tomorrow and am currently desperately trying to keep my gps wher ei need it to be. this movie has proven to be a major distractiona nd will seriously bring me down in life.
#157171 - just the entire movie man.. It's called tusk. I have no idea w…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#157174 - imrobin (09/29/2014) [-]
What's it about? Sometimes talking helps dood.
Also, if it makes you feel any better:
I've seen gore threads on /b/ that have gotten so out of hand that someone posted a video of a little girl being murdered and then the person peeled all of her skin off. After that they removed the flesh from her bones and piled the bones up in a pile - saving her organs for future sale. They left her head attached to her bloody torso and were basically laughing at the site of it. It was incredibly fucked up.
And even after all of that - nothing. I felt nothing and fall asleep just fine with no problems.
#157176 - Aezync (09/29/2014) [-]
why the fuck did you tell me that man... here i am, a trainwreck after a horror/COMEDY movie and you bring that up?? cmon dude i thought you would know better.

I can't tell you're if youre trying to fuck me up further or help me... but seriously, i need someone to talk to now.
I'll try to explain the plot

Basically, the main character is a podcaster who interviews weird people to talk about during his show. By chance he finds a letter authored by this guy named Howard Howe in a bathroom, and gives him a call. He goes there, and interviews the guy while sipping on tea. Turns out the tea was drugged, and this dude was going on and on about how he loves walruses because one saved him or some bullshit.

Anyways, after waking up from being knocked out, the main character (justin long), is in a wheelchair and is missing a leg. He asks for a phone, a doctor, etc. but Howard gives him odd excuses for each. Eventually at night time, Howard reveals that he wants to make justin a walrus. And no, not transmuation, this is the human centipede shit. he sews his arms to form "flippers" and sews his feet together to look like a giant flipper, then he rips out his tongue and like completely reconstitutes his facial structure and adds to walrus tusks. the end result is an amalgamation of flesh sewn together to look like a walrus, and it turns out that howard has done this many times. and yes, justin is still alive as a walrus, but he can only yell as he cannot speak anymore because his tongue is ripped out. so now he makes disturbing yells, and truly looks like a deformed animal, but you can tell that there is a human underneath, which is the creepiest part, aside from the look.

at the end, howard winds up dying and justin is "rescued", but his time with howard has made him think that hes actually a walrus and so he lives at an exotic animal shelter (lol/ what the fuck moment).

so yeah, im creeped out by the plot of being totally helpless while some guy does that shit to you a
#157178 - Aezync (09/29/2014) [-]
and that howard (VERY well played by the actor) was so fucking creepy. like this guy is fucking beyond nuts thinking that he can relieve his time with a walrus through human suffering.
By the way, before I go any further, I would like to apologize for the awful writing and poor grammar. I can't help but write poorly due to the conditions and circumstances which have me flustered, to say the least.
Anyways, that's what's bugging me. This can really happen. It is possible to make such a monstrosity and have it be a living human, despite the appearance.

And god damn, my cousins were laughing through this bullshit. it's a black comedy for pete's sake, and im here, shitting my pants at night, which brings me to another piece of advice i'd like to ask from you... how do I stop being a pussy? this is giong to haunt me for the rest of my life... i've really been scared all of my life until i stopped watching scary movies up until this point.

like i said, I really appreciate your time and patience. I am a total pathetic mess right now... all help is grealty appreciated.
#157177 - imrobin (09/29/2014) [-]
Well just remember that most of these things, if they happen at all, happen in really shitty countries or in really shitty areas with little security. You're fine and have nothing to worry about i'm sure.
#157179 - Aezync (09/29/2014) [-]
oh sorry, i added the second bit a little late.

And yeah, you're right. It happend in the middle of no where. still creepy as shit though. I don't know what I can do t o relax my mind; i have class tomorrow and am currently desperately trying to keep my gps wher ei need it to be. this movie has proven to be a major distractiona nd will seriously bring me down in life.
#157168 - ok... what should i do?  [+] (7 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#157170 - imrobin (09/29/2014) [-]
What exactly is terrifying you? And if you're under 17 - you'll probably just have to grow out of it normally. I was scared of that stuff until I was around 16 and then one day it all just stopped.
#157171 - Aezync (09/29/2014) [-]
just the entire movie man.. It's called tusk. I have no idea what compelled me to watch it... maybe I thought i'd finally have the balls but apparently im still a pussy.

basically theres a bunch of gore, extremely creepy villain (like holy shit this is my personal hell creepy) and then theres a really fucked up ending .
#157174 - imrobin (09/29/2014) [-]
What's it about? Sometimes talking helps dood.
Also, if it makes you feel any better:
I've seen gore threads on /b/ that have gotten so out of hand that someone posted a video of a little girl being murdered and then the person peeled all of her skin off. After that they removed the flesh from her bones and piled the bones up in a pile - saving her organs for future sale. They left her head attached to her bloody torso and were basically laughing at the site of it. It was incredibly fucked up.
And even after all of that - nothing. I felt nothing and fall asleep just fine with no problems.
#157176 - Aezync (09/29/2014) [-]
why the fuck did you tell me that man... here i am, a trainwreck after a horror/COMEDY movie and you bring that up?? cmon dude i thought you would know better.

I can't tell you're if youre trying to fuck me up further or help me... but seriously, i need someone to talk to now.
I'll try to explain the plot

Basically, the main character is a podcaster who interviews weird people to talk about during his show. By chance he finds a letter authored by this guy named Howard Howe in a bathroom, and gives him a call. He goes there, and interviews the guy while sipping on tea. Turns out the tea was drugged, and this dude was going on and on about how he loves walruses because one saved him or some bullshit.

Anyways, after waking up from being knocked out, the main character (justin long), is in a wheelchair and is missing a leg. He asks for a phone, a doctor, etc. but Howard gives him odd excuses for each. Eventually at night time, Howard reveals that he wants to make justin a walrus. And no, not transmuation, this is the human centipede shit. he sews his arms to form "flippers" and sews his feet together to look like a giant flipper, then he rips out his tongue and like completely reconstitutes his facial structure and adds to walrus tusks. the end result is an amalgamation of flesh sewn together to look like a walrus, and it turns out that howard has done this many times. and yes, justin is still alive as a walrus, but he can only yell as he cannot speak anymore because his tongue is ripped out. so now he makes disturbing yells, and truly looks like a deformed animal, but you can tell that there is a human underneath, which is the creepiest part, aside from the look.

at the end, howard winds up dying and justin is "rescued", but his time with howard has made him think that hes actually a walrus and so he lives at an exotic animal shelter (lol/ what the fuck moment).

so yeah, im creeped out by the plot of being totally helpless while some guy does that shit to you a
#157178 - Aezync (09/29/2014) [-]
and that howard (VERY well played by the actor) was so fucking creepy. like this guy is fucking beyond nuts thinking that he can relieve his time with a walrus through human suffering.
By the way, before I go any further, I would like to apologize for the awful writing and poor grammar. I can't help but write poorly due to the conditions and circumstances which have me flustered, to say the least.
Anyways, that's what's bugging me. This can really happen. It is possible to make such a monstrosity and have it be a living human, despite the appearance.

And god damn, my cousins were laughing through this bullshit. it's a black comedy for pete's sake, and im here, shitting my pants at night, which brings me to another piece of advice i'd like to ask from you... how do I stop being a pussy? this is giong to haunt me for the rest of my life... i've really been scared all of my life until i stopped watching scary movies up until this point.

like i said, I really appreciate your time and patience. I am a total pathetic mess right now... all help is grealty appreciated.
#157177 - imrobin (09/29/2014) [-]
Well just remember that most of these things, if they happen at all, happen in really shitty countries or in really shitty areas with little security. You're fine and have nothing to worry about i'm sure.
#157179 - Aezync (09/29/2014) [-]
oh sorry, i added the second bit a little late.

And yeah, you're right. It happend in the middle of no where. still creepy as shit though. I don't know what I can do t o relax my mind; i have class tomorrow and am currently desperately trying to keep my gps wher ei need it to be. this movie has proven to be a major distractiona nd will seriously bring me down in life.
#157165 - hey guys, If you read my story that I had posted earlier, …  [+] (16 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #157180 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/29/2014) [-]
What movie?

Also, what comforts me is seeing behind-the-scenes videos from different movies.
Understand that it's all fake, and knowing exactly how, is how I overcome such things
#157182 - Aezync (09/29/2014) [-]
it's called tusk, i wrote a vague synopsis below.

and maybe ill try that tomorrow... i don't wnat to risk frightening myself tonight.

If it's okay to ask, are you an alpha or beta when it comeds to scary movies? I could really use some personal advice on how to cope with them and how not to be a god damn pussy...

anyways, thanks for your reply, i appreciate you caring.
User avatar #157185 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/29/2014) [-]
Ehhh, alpha?
Again, I understand how everything is faked. I know which programs produce which effects, which package said effects come from, which companies made the programs, how much the programs costs, etc.

Back when I was young, my parents decided to cut off our cable... So at night, I'd throw on a DVD, watch the movie, then play everything else afterwards and fall asleep to that. I'd watch every single behind the scenes and post-commentary there was.

Anyhow, for you, I'd highly recommend watching a PG title, eh?
Fall asleep to something cheery and positive.
#157187 - Aezync (09/29/2014) [-]
alpha as in like, you can take it and aren't affected like I am.
Interesting, will give it a try... i feel so low though, man, just hating night time lately.
User avatar #157188 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/29/2014) [-]
I can take it, and won't entirely be affected by it.
Although personally, when it comes to more demonic build-ups like in American Horror Story, I'd rather not watch.

And yeah, definitely find a kids movie that you haven't seen. Or just a good TV show.
I recommend Futurama, Treasure Planet, etc.
User avatar #157175 - moarpotatos (09/29/2014) [-]
Have you tried masturbating?

Or try praying to mr. skeltal
#157184 - Aezync (09/29/2014) [-]
cmon man... i need some real advice here.
#157166 - imrobin (09/29/2014) [-]
My brother suffered anxiety from gore and horror movies I am willing to help
#157168 - Aezync (09/29/2014) [-]
ok... what should i do?
#157170 - imrobin (09/29/2014) [-]
What exactly is terrifying you? And if you're under 17 - you'll probably just have to grow out of it normally. I was scared of that stuff until I was around 16 and then one day it all just stopped.
#157171 - Aezync (09/29/2014) [-]
just the entire movie man.. It's called tusk. I have no idea what compelled me to watch it... maybe I thought i'd finally have the balls but apparently im still a pussy.

basically theres a bunch of gore, extremely creepy villain (like holy shit this is my personal hell creepy) and then theres a really fucked up ending .
#157174 - imrobin (09/29/2014) [-]
What's it about? Sometimes talking helps dood.
Also, if it makes you feel any better:
I've seen gore threads on /b/ that have gotten so out of hand that someone posted a video of a little girl being murdered and then the person peeled all of her skin off. After that they removed the flesh from her bones and piled the bones up in a pile - saving her organs for future sale. They left her head attached to her bloody torso and were basically laughing at the site of it. It was incredibly fucked up.
And even after all of that - nothing. I felt nothing and fall asleep just fine with no problems.
#157176 - Aezync (09/29/2014) [-]
why the fuck did you tell me that man... here i am, a trainwreck after a horror/COMEDY movie and you bring that up?? cmon dude i thought you would know better.

I can't tell you're if youre trying to fuck me up further or help me... but seriously, i need someone to talk to now.
I'll try to explain the plot

Basically, the main character is a podcaster who interviews weird people to talk about during his show. By chance he finds a letter authored by this guy named Howard Howe in a bathroom, and gives him a call. He goes there, and interviews the guy while sipping on tea. Turns out the tea was drugged, and this dude was going on and on about how he loves walruses because one saved him or some bullshit.

Anyways, after waking up from being knocked out, the main character (justin long), is in a wheelchair and is missing a leg. He asks for a phone, a doctor, etc. but Howard gives him odd excuses for each. Eventually at night time, Howard reveals that he wants to make justin a walrus. And no, not transmuation, this is the human centipede shit. he sews his arms to form "flippers" and sews his feet together to look like a giant flipper, then he rips out his tongue and like completely reconstitutes his facial structure and adds to walrus tusks. the end result is an amalgamation of flesh sewn together to look like a walrus, and it turns out that howard has done this many times. and yes, justin is still alive as a walrus, but he can only yell as he cannot speak anymore because his tongue is ripped out. so now he makes disturbing yells, and truly looks like a deformed animal, but you can tell that there is a human underneath, which is the creepiest part, aside from the look.

at the end, howard winds up dying and justin is "rescued", but his time with howard has made him think that hes actually a walrus and so he lives at an exotic animal shelter (lol/ what the fuck moment).

so yeah, im creeped out by the plot of being totally helpless while some guy does that shit to you a
#157178 - Aezync (09/29/2014) [-]
and that howard (VERY well played by the actor) was so fucking creepy. like this guy is fucking beyond nuts thinking that he can relieve his time with a walrus through human suffering.
By the way, before I go any further, I would like to apologize for the awful writing and poor grammar. I can't help but write poorly due to the conditions and circumstances which have me flustered, to say the least.
Anyways, that's what's bugging me. This can really happen. It is possible to make such a monstrosity and have it be a living human, despite the appearance.

And god damn, my cousins were laughing through this bullshit. it's a black comedy for pete's sake, and im here, shitting my pants at night, which brings me to another piece of advice i'd like to ask from you... how do I stop being a pussy? this is giong to haunt me for the rest of my life... i've really been scared all of my life until i stopped watching scary movies up until this point.

like i said, I really appreciate your time and patience. I am a total pathetic mess right now... all help is grealty appreciated.
#157177 - imrobin (09/29/2014) [-]
Well just remember that most of these things, if they happen at all, happen in really shitty countries or in really shitty areas with little security. You're fine and have nothing to worry about i'm sure.
#157179 - Aezync (09/29/2014) [-]
oh sorry, i added the second bit a little late.

And yeah, you're right. It happend in the middle of no where. still creepy as shit though. I don't know what I can do t o relax my mind; i have class tomorrow and am currently desperately trying to keep my gps wher ei need it to be. this movie has proven to be a major distractiona nd will seriously bring me down in life.
#157131 - I've been in that situtation before, and yes, it has passed...… 09/28/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#9 - garymotherfingoak (08/11/2013) [-]
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Based on your comments, I'm gonna guess that you're about 13 or so.

You've been around for 2 years and you still suck at "trolling" as someone like you would call it because everyone at your middle school does.

Go away.
#12 to #9 - Aezync (08/11/2013) [-]
You're a great example of a classic neckbeard who is solely pretentious because of how he knows about esoteric internet jargon. Congratulations for your immense contributions to society.
User avatar #15 to #12 - garymotherfingoak (08/12/2013) [-]
You're one to talk since all you do is spam passive aggressive insults.
User avatar #8 - acemcgunner (08/11/2013) [-]
you should be slapped
#10 to #8 - Aezync (08/11/2013) [-]
Why do you say that?
User avatar #11 to #10 - acemcgunner (08/11/2013) [-]
you said bad things about gamers..and hurt my feelings
#13 to #11 - Aezync (08/11/2013) [-]
Do something productive with your life instead of being selfish with your time.

Everybody's good at something, yet people like you waste potential for enjoyment.

Fags, the lot of you.
User avatar #14 to #13 - acemcgunner (08/11/2013) [-]
besides that..fag...i do other things
#2 to #1 - Aezync (06/04/2012) [-]
What was it supposed to be?
User avatar #3 to #2 - jingleforth (06/04/2012) [-]
Some Anon actually rolled 999,999,999.

But the content was deleted..
#4 to #3 - Aezync (06/04/2012) [-]
Yeah right.

You're just trolling now...
#5 to #4 - jingleforth (06/04/2012) [-]
Enlarge.

I even highlighted some of the text for you.
#6 to #5 - Aezync (06/04/2012) [-]
Oh, wow.

Sorry bro.

Thanks for showing me :D
User avatar #7 to #6 - jingleforth (06/04/2012) [-]
No problem.

ANOTHER Anon rolled 999,999,999 but it was a few years ago, and I can't find the comment. :(
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