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|#18 - i may be wrong here but if a guy like zimmerman was following … [+] (15 new replies)||04/13/2012 on skittles make you do some shit||+11|
#306 - malific (04/14/2012) [-]
Zimmerman was the watch captain, there had been a bunch of break ins in their neighborhood so he was keeping his eyes open for suspicious people.
Gated community means you have to get passed a closed gate with some sort of code or keycard to get in unless you jump a wall.
So it's at night, it's raining, it's cold, your community has had a bunch of break ins, and here some guy none of you know walking around aimlessly. I'd be on the phone and watching him in heart beat.
Now turn this the other way. It's raining, it's cold, it's night. There's a gated community between you and your home. I'd jump that wall in a split second, some one sees me and starts following me. This is where things split.
You and me, we'd stop tell the guy we jumped the wall as a short cut. Maybe we'd run so we "don't get caught"
Trayvon starts beats the shit out of him instead of either of those options.
Yes, I have nice logic, you make no fucking sense what so ever.
#336 - malific (04/14/2012) [-]
OMG I didn't know... you're right.. self proclaimed captain... Jesus christ... yes he should definitely get attacked and have his head beaten in.. but wait.. how did Trayvon know that?
You're making even less sense now soooooo... I'm just going to pass you up as an ignorant troll.
A neighborhood watch ins't some sort of group with military or anything. It's a group of people that simply keep on eye out for their neighbors. Of course it's self proclaimed, probably went something like this.
"Anyone mind if I'm captain?"
"do we really need a captain?"
Good night Yesitsme you're too dumb for me to talk to anymore.
#438 - malific (04/14/2012) [-]
Sighs... I shouldn't feed the trolls, but I'm honestly tryign to educate you about what happened.
Zimmerman did not chase him. Martin did not run. This is pure myth, and I don't believe what Zimmerman says, All my arguments come from the evidence.
Martin's girlfriend was on the phone with him at the time and martin expressed concerne about a man following him. At Zimmerman's approach. Martin turned to face Zimmerman and asked him "why are you following me?" Zimmerman responded "what are you doing here?"
This does not in anyway denote a chase.
Zimmerman's story of an unprovoked attack is backed by evidence. Martin had no damage, other than the gunshot wound. Zimmerman had a broken nose, bloody face, grass stains on the back of shirt, and abrasions and cuts on the back of his head.
All wounds that indicate being punched in the face, knocked the ground and having your head bashed into the pavement. A person who is "being chased" does not bash some ones head repeatedly into the ground when they have no wounds to speak of. When they inflict a wound to the face that gushes blood and knock the person down they run.
#516 - malific (04/15/2012) [-]
Trayvon had no injuries period, except the gunshot wound. It means he wasn't attacked.
Not all attacks leave marks on your hands.
Trayvon was STANDING over Zimmerman beating him while he was on the ground. Last I heard to use your hands on some one on the ground you need to be down as well.
Now to tear about your "theory"
Trayvon has no wounds on his hand so he couldn't have beaten on zimmerman and yes zimmerman flipped out when got his ass beaten...
Your own logic is negativing your own story.
Which means we're done, you defeated yourself so I don't need to talk to you anymore.
#219 - anonymous (04/13/2012) [-]
It isn't illegal to follow you around. If you attack first, you are an idiot, or a dead idiot like Trayvon
#167 - anonymous (04/13/2012) [-]
yea but that nig was looking up into houses clearly acting like a felon he should expect to be followed doing nig shit
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