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#18 - i may be wrong here but if a guy like zimmerman was following …  [+] (15 new replies) 04/13/2012 on skittles make you do some shit +11
User avatar #282 - malific (04/14/2012) [-]
Out by yourself, in a closed gated community you don't live in, at night, in the cold, and the rain.

Yeah if I was being followed I'd fuck them up too, they may be calling the cops on me and I don't wanna get caught.
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User avatar #306 - malific (04/14/2012) [-]
Idiot.

Zimmerman was the watch captain, there had been a bunch of break ins in their neighborhood so he was keeping his eyes open for suspicious people.

Gated community means you have to get passed a closed gate with some sort of code or keycard to get in unless you jump a wall.

So it's at night, it's raining, it's cold, your community has had a bunch of break ins, and here some guy none of you know walking around aimlessly. I'd be on the phone and watching him in heart beat.

Now turn this the other way. It's raining, it's cold, it's night. There's a gated community between you and your home. I'd jump that wall in a split second, some one sees me and starts following me. This is where things split.

You and me, we'd stop tell the guy we jumped the wall as a short cut. Maybe we'd run so we "don't get caught"

Trayvon starts beats the shit out of him instead of either of those options.

Yes, I have nice logic, you make no fucking sense what so ever.
User avatar #420 - abcbacon (04/14/2012) [-]
Although there may have been break-ins recently, Zimmerman had been on this type of watch for a while. I believe he called the FBI 45 times in the last 10-ish years for suspicious people.
User avatar #437 - malific (04/14/2012) [-]
Yes. But I don't see who this is relevant.

Unless your moving into "over zealous" which goes to character, meaning it has little to no effect other than to attempt tp sway the opinion of the Jury without using actual facts or evidence.
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User avatar #336 - malific (04/14/2012) [-]
OMG I didn't know... you're right.. self proclaimed captain... Jesus christ... yes he should definitely get attacked and have his head beaten in.. but wait.. how did Trayvon know that?

You're making even less sense now soooooo... I'm just going to pass you up as an ignorant troll.

A neighborhood watch ins't some sort of group with military or anything. It's a group of people that simply keep on eye out for their neighbors. Of course it's self proclaimed, probably went something like this.

"Anyone mind if I'm captain?"
"nope"
"nah"
"do we really need a captain?"
"who cares"

Good night Yesitsme you're too dumb for me to talk to anymore.
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User avatar #438 - malific (04/14/2012) [-]
Sighs... I shouldn't feed the trolls, but I'm honestly tryign to educate you about what happened.

Zimmerman did not chase him. Martin did not run. This is pure myth, and I don't believe what Zimmerman says, All my arguments come from the evidence.

Martin's girlfriend was on the phone with him at the time and martin expressed concerne about a man following him. At Zimmerman's approach. Martin turned to face Zimmerman and asked him "why are you following me?" Zimmerman responded "what are you doing here?"

This does not in anyway denote a chase.

Zimmerman's story of an unprovoked attack is backed by evidence. Martin had no damage, other than the gunshot wound. Zimmerman had a broken nose, bloody face, grass stains on the back of shirt, and abrasions and cuts on the back of his head.

All wounds that indicate being punched in the face, knocked the ground and having your head bashed into the pavement. A person who is "being chased" does not bash some ones head repeatedly into the ground when they have no wounds to speak of. When they inflict a wound to the face that gushes blood and knock the person down they run.

abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/04/trayvon-martin-case-timeline-of-events/

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User avatar #516 - malific (04/15/2012) [-]
Trayvon had no injuries period, except the gunshot wound. It means he wasn't attacked.

Not all attacks leave marks on your hands.

Trayvon was STANDING over Zimmerman beating him while he was on the ground. Last I heard to use your hands on some one on the ground you need to be down as well.

Now to tear about your "theory"
Trayvon has no wounds on his hand so he couldn't have beaten on zimmerman and yes zimmerman flipped out when got his ass beaten...

Your own logic is negativing your own story.

Which means we're done, you defeated yourself so I don't need to talk to you anymore.
G'night.
#508 - eboloramma (04/15/2012) [-]
I can't wait to see your chimp out when this case gets thrown out by a judge.
#500 - eboloramma (04/15/2012) [-]
How about this guy huh? What an idiot. That's the only word that comes to mind.
#219 - anonymous (04/13/2012) [-]
It isn't illegal to follow you around. If you attack first, you are an idiot, or a dead idiot like Trayvon
#167 - anonymous (04/13/2012) [-]
yea but that nig was looking up into houses clearly acting like a felon he should expect to be followed doing nig shit
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#5 - I was trolled pretty hard and i got tired of makin comics stil…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2011 on NInja 0
User avatar #6 - Nightinear (09/12/2011) [-]
Aha
#3 - i made this a long time AGO ON LAST ACCOUNT  [+] (3 new replies) 09/12/2011 on NInja 0
User avatar #4 - Nightinear (09/12/2011) [-]
Why a new account?
User avatar #5 - Abtakeova (09/12/2011) [-]
I was trolled pretty hard and i got tired of makin comics still sorta am just seeingt if old stuff will get laughs
User avatar #6 - Nightinear (09/12/2011) [-]
Aha
#234 - ehhhhh yeAH I GUESS  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2011 on Abtakeova's profile 0
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#241 - iAmAmerican (10/15/2011) [-]
WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING BACK AND LEAVING? GODDAMMIT.
#240 - njhahahahaha (09/14/2011) [-]
**njhahahahaha rolled a random image** You still got it, man. Good to have you back
User avatar #239 - alexsalsa (07/28/2011) [-]
Why did you stop posting?
User avatar #238 - njhahahahaha (05/15/2011) [-]
so dude, what's the story behind you dissapearing. for a while I thought you and zumwalt were dead
User avatar #237 - FJgurltwo (05/13/2011) [-]
if you dont make comics ill piss on you. DO EET
User avatar #236 - edzeppelin (05/09/2011) [-]
Start making comics again or I will hold you down and shit in your mouth.
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User avatar #234 to #249 - Abtakeova (03/25/2011) [-]
ehhhhh yeAH I GUESS
#235 to #250 - SpidaChris **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #231 - demented (01/03/2011) [-]
No,you are not allowed to leave for good.
User avatar #230 - njhahahahaha (11/12/2010) [-]
takeova! where you been?
User avatar #229 - njhahahahaha (08/21/2010) [-]
Takeova, are u really back, or is this whole thing just something that happened months ago?
#228 - Eljuego **User deleted account** (07/23/2010) [-]
you're my number 1 friend
#219 - redthecloud **User deleted account** (07/23/2010) [-]
Rise and Shine Takeova!
#222 to #236 - redthecloud **User deleted account** (07/23/2010) [-]
WAZZUUPP!!
User avatar #223 to #238 - Abtakeova (07/23/2010) [-]
nuthin much just takin a look around fj
User avatar #218 - notyourmate (07/21/2010) [-]
ur profile pic makes me pmsl when i see it
#217 - MCPie **User deleted account** (07/16/2010) [-]
ima herpin mah derp and there is nothin you can do about it >=D

HERP DERP HERP-A-DERP
HURRR DURRR
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User avatar #225 to #232 - Abtakeova (07/23/2010) [-]
been slacking
User avatar #215 - Captain Confusing (07/09/2010) [-]
Please start making comics again. You were the best ;-(
User avatar #214 - joeyfisher (07/04/2010) [-]
lol no one will ever comment on his page he hasnt been on for so long....

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
User avatar #221 to #230 - Abtakeova (07/23/2010) [-]
lol srry been doing other stuff
User avatar #224 to #237 - joeyfisher (07/23/2010) [-]
i came @__@
User avatar #227 to #242 - joeyfisher (07/23/2010) [-]
god dammit now i gotta clean off my my keyboard

but seriously you were gone for so long
#212 - KINGOFTHESTARS **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [-]
i just randomly left a comment on here... kinda like a land mine once the next person comments then wham!!!
ITLL FUCK EM UP GOOD
#213 to #228 - Brigadier **User deleted account** (07/04/2010) [-]
Backfired, eh?
#210 - EmperorColo **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
**EmperorColo rolls 295,925,332**

Triples and I buy your KFC for a year.
#211 to #226 - EmperorColo **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
Ohhhh sooo close :P
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