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Absolut

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Date Signed Up:2/18/2010
Last Login:6/17/2012
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Level 131 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 132 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Total Comments Made:2614
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#23 - I miss doing that; my parents took my GTA for running over an … 06/28/2010 on Videogame PostSecret +1
#17 - Pokemon's AI for NPC's is not normal, but on meth it is. 06/28/2010 on Mark's Wonderful Pokemon... 0
#60 - Why do you think chocobos love gysahl greens in the first place? 06/28/2010 on Videogame University PARTY! 0
#64 - What you did, is there... maybe. 06/28/2010 on Epic Submarine Race 0
#19 - Squiggly uses "Super Effective Reference" It'… 06/28/2010 on Prof. Oak +4
#34 - EXCUSE ME! I prefer the term "extreme recreational chemis… 06/28/2010 on NOT a meth lab +3
#69 - LOUD NOISES LOUD NOISES LOUD NOISES! 06/28/2010 on Look Alikes Pt.1 +3
#59 - NOT AN ORDER, JUST USING CAPS LOCK. HAPPY BILLY MAYS DAY!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2010 on Look Alikes Pt.1 +7
User avatar #61 - sniffle (06/28/2010) [-]
I LOVE USING CAPS LOCK, YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT CAPITALIZATION
#188 - Interesting, I'll check Chrome for errors because the funny pa… 06/28/2010 on FJ Introduction +4
#57 - PAINT IT BLUE, ACQUIRE SUPER SPEED  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2010 on Look Alikes Pt.1 +9
User avatar #58 - sniffle (06/28/2010) [-]
WHY DONT YOU MAKE ME
User avatar #59 - Absolut (06/28/2010) [-]
NOT AN ORDER, JUST USING CAPS LOCK.

HAPPY BILLY MAYS DAY!
User avatar #61 - sniffle (06/28/2010) [-]
I LOVE USING CAPS LOCK, YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT CAPITALIZATION
#23 - Careful, spoiler alert. That hermit up in the himalaya… 06/28/2010 on Death Eaters 0
#27 - "We just annexed Raccoon City to the Internet!!" … 06/28/2010 on If internet was a place on... +9
#77 - All of my friends called me to congratulate me because my fami… 06/28/2010 on England vs Germany: Memes'... +4
#57 - **** , now I'm a "Dumb **** " 06/28/2010 on 6x MOAR Funny T Shirts +4
#202 - Ironically, rants like this have been around before. Hm… 06/28/2010 on PDFSAQCOSTFU +3
#177 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 06/28/2010 on my blue waffle story 0
#182 - anonymous (06/28/2010) [-]
Nice Starcraft avatar. "Nuclear launch, detected."
#179 - anonymous (06/28/2010) [-]
You spelled "Achoo" wrong. :)
User avatar #180 - Vimito (06/28/2010) [-]
people do say "Ahh" before the "Choo" you know ;)
#184 - anonymous (06/28/2010) [-]
Yeah, but thats usually for the really long ones. His seemed like a fast "ACHOO". xD
#151 - Let's just hope Michael Bay is too busy directing "Pointl…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/28/2010 on It aint easy +1
#334 - Eljuego (06/28/2010) [-]
also sucks when they try to make an american adaptation of a japanese manga/anime

example : Dragon Ball "shitvolution"
User avatar #335 - Absolut (06/28/2010) [-]
They're also thinking "cowboy bebop" with keanu reeves *shudders

I read that some studio thought about a "Full Metal Panic" movie, but they decided not to. You know who they callled for the lead?

Zac Efron
#372 - Eljuego (06/28/2010) [-]
no that faggot wants to be KIRA from death note :(
User avatar #373 - Absolut (06/28/2010) [-]
Also, yes. But I was dead serious with the FMP thing.
#198 - The movie one happened to me when I played Chrono Trigger. A f… 06/28/2010 on Our Thoughts +1
#299 - Burn XD 06/28/2010 on Dads know what to do +5
#4 - **Absolut rolls 284,868,898** amount of spins it takes for m…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2010 on Legos +5
#9 - superpedobear (07/18/2010) [-]
:D
#5 - Quantum miracles: sometimes they happen. 06/27/2010 on unfortunate neon signs +2
#3 - I put the FUN in FUNERALS  [+] (5 new replies) 06/27/2010 on unfortunate neon signs +8
#7 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
You can't spell slaughter without laughter!
#4 - Seastone (06/27/2010) [-]
When I was in New Orleans, I saw a bumper sticker that said that on a sousaphone that was part of a brass band. We'd thought the band and members of the community were having an impromptu parade in the middle of the neighborhood (in New Orleans, that can happen), but it turned out they'd just gotten back from a funeral and that was part of it...
#20 - MitchellD (06/28/2010) [-]
i live in new orleans and sometimes people have jazz funerals, and its like a mini parade of people playing jazz instead of having a boring funeral with sadness
#26 - Seastone (06/28/2010) [-]
Yeah, that's exactly what it was. It's odd. I know the idea of everybody being happy and thinking fond memories of the deceased would be nice, but I dunno if I'd be comfortable at or with something like that.
User avatar #5 - Absolut (06/27/2010) [-]
Quantum miracles: sometimes they happen.
#4 - Well obviously we have different expectations. 06/27/2010 on wordplay 0
#15 - Silly anons pretending to be women. 06/27/2010 on Sexually Oblivious 9th Grader +2
#4 - DO A BARREL ROLL! 06/27/2010 on WHAT NOW FAGGOTS +2

Comments(80):

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#79 - Absolut (10/09/2011) [-]
**Absolut rolled a random image**
User avatar #78 - Absolut (10/05/2011) [-]
lol
User avatar #76 - KingOfLulz (08/10/2011) [-]
Hi there.
User avatar #77 to #78 - Absolut (08/10/2011) [-]
Hello. How are you today?
User avatar #65 - ChronoBoost (12/24/2010) [-]
Whenever i see a world untouched by war, a world of innocence, a world of lush forests and clear rivers... I really just wanna nuke the crap out of it.
User avatar #66 to #66 - Absolut (12/26/2010) [-]
Best quote in history XD
#60 - MCPO (08/19/2010) [-]
You avatar and this pic go with your rank.
#61 to #61 - Absolut (08/19/2010) [-]
And for this, you deserve a thumbs up.
And for this, you deserve a thumbs up.
#59 - Absolut (08/12/2010) [-]
**** yeah pictures!
User avatar #50 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
i will use my overlord to catch you!

you can't hide from me!
User avatar #51 to #51 - Absolut (07/22/2010) [-]
Nukes.

Nuff said.
User avatar #52 to #52 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
you wont be able to defend yourself in time for my zergling rush
User avatar #53 to #53 - Absolut (07/22/2010) [-]
Then I'll die with them. A true Ghost enjoys killing Zergs more than his own life >=D.
User avatar #54 to #54 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
lol starcraft ftw!
User avatar #45 - SuperBabyJesuz (07/19/2010) [-]
Starcraft ******* rules
User avatar #46 to #46 - Absolut (07/19/2010) [-]
Damn right it does!

What did you use? XD
User avatar #47 to #47 - SuperBabyJesuz (07/19/2010) [-]
I use all races
User avatar #48 to #48 - Absolut (07/19/2010) [-]
Good enough. Fairly obvious which one I use though :P
User avatar #49 to #49 - SuperBabyJesuz (07/19/2010) [-]
true, i usually just put it on random, but sometimes ill pick
#43 - holderoflife **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
wait ur level is awesome face but ur avatar tells me otherwise
User avatar #44 to #43 - Absolut (07/02/2010) [-]
well, that IS an awesome face =D
#41 - knightcurtis **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
nice avatar bro
User avatar #42 to #41 - Absolut (07/01/2010) [-]
Likewise, young warrior.
User avatar #34 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
testicles!

that is all
User avatar #35 to #34 - Absolut (06/30/2010) [-]
Congratulations: you managed to intrigue and slightly arouse me at the same time, like pornography on SFW sites.

I applaud and salute you.

Also, the game.
User avatar #36 to #35 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
well, I only got one thing to say to that......FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
User avatar #37 to #36 - Absolut (06/30/2010) [-]
*bows head
*shows trollface
*hides erection

wait, what?
User avatar #38 to #37 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
*trollface
I guess your not absolute
#55 to #38 - snaredrums **User deleted account** (07/26/2010) [-]
>your
User avatar #56 to #56 - RACECAR (07/27/2010) [-]
*youre
User avatar #57 to #57 - Absolut (07/27/2010) [-]
Why is that guy correcting my profile... on a month-old post?!
User avatar #58 to #58 - RACECAR (07/27/2010) [-]
lol. i dunno
User avatar #39 to #38 - Absolut (06/30/2010) [-]
If I were, Extreme rice would get more thumbs -_-

I need publicity without the thumbs down from spam. Any ideas?

PS: I may or may not be physiologically impaired right now due to medication and/or alcohol, don't let that disturb you.
User avatar #40 to #39 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
all I usually do is PM to all my friends who are on. usually equals around 30 people
User avatar #32 - Durn (06/22/2010) [-]
Goliath online.
User avatar #33 to #32 - Absolut (06/22/2010) [-]
Systems functional.
#29 - ladykratos **User deleted account** (06/16/2010) [-]
your name being absolut, we should find you a kid named Vodka.
User avatar #30 to #29 - Absolut (06/16/2010) [-]
Actually vodka is the reason I made this account XD
#31 to #30 - ladykratos **User deleted account** (06/16/2010) [-]
and I find that reason absolutely legitimate!! :D
#27 - anonymous (05/29/2010) [-]
YOU CALL DOWN THE THUNDER?
#28 to #27 - anonymous (05/29/2010) [-]
or did you just call for an exterminator?
User avatar #25 - Spooge (05/29/2010) [-]
Love the avatar. I've been trying to get the firebat pic, but it just shows up as a blank space -.- lol.
User avatar #26 to #25 - Absolut (05/29/2010) [-]
Try resizing, maybe it's too big.




Need a light?
#17 - OyabunKoro **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
You shourd get a new avatar, that one kinda sucks. Just sayin.
User avatar #18 to #17 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
Ok... done, new avatar!
#19 to #18 - OyabunKoro **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
Just kidding.

Join my Yakuza. Forrow the instructions on my bio.

Do this or I'rr kirr arr your famiry. Then derete this message. Koro commands you.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
New membership? Sorry, this was taken from a dying man and bound to my soul.

Also, I don't have a family. I'm the first artificially-spawned-psychic human.

(your thoughts are not pretty -.-)

XD
#21 to #20 - OyabunKoro **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
You wourdn't deny your emperor wourd you?
User avatar #22 to #21 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
My emperor is Colo. I serve no master but him. I acknowledge your power, Yakuza leader...

... But you'll need an astral handjob to get to me.
#23 to #22 - EmperorColo **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
Werr yes I know that. I don't berieve there is any other emperor on FJ.

I'm frattered that you wourd acknowredge me as your one and onry emperor :)

User avatar #24 to #23 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
*Bows head.

Yes, your royar highness.
User avatar #11 - MCPO (05/17/2010) [-]
Kilroy was here.
User avatar #13 to #11 - Absolut (05/17/2010) [-]
FTW dude... FTW.
User avatar #14 to #13 - MCPO (05/17/2010) [-]
Some other time. I'm running low on condoms.
User avatar #15 to #14 - Absolut (05/18/2010) [-]
Wait, what?
User avatar #16 to #15 - MCPO (05/18/2010) [-]
play on words.
User avatar #9 - kylermannn (04/19/2010) [-]
Are you out of breath?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Absolut (04/20/2010) [-]
I breathe poison, and it's a little dry.
User avatar #6 - Wonder (04/04/2010) [-]
GHOST REPORTIN'
User avatar #7 to #6 - Absolut (04/04/2010) [-]
Someone called for an exterminator?
User avatar #8 to #7 - Wonder (04/04/2010) [-]
I'm Gone~~
User avatar #12 to #8 - MCPO (05/17/2010) [-]
I'm about t' overload my aggression inhibitors!
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