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Date Signed Up:2/18/2010
Last Login:6/17/2012
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#403 - That is all.  [+] (38 new replies) 03/31/2012 on Dolan of the Rings +6
#485 - Absolut (03/31/2012) [-]
KEEP POSTING 'CAUSE IT'S 2 AM HERE, MUST SLEEP NAO.

Have a good one, everypony :D
#497 - steelplatypus (03/31/2012) [-]
You started an excellent thread, g'nite
#407 - steelplatypus (03/31/2012) [-]
#412 - Absolut (03/31/2012) [-]
Can we get the ball rolling?
#420 - steelplatypus (03/31/2012) [-]
Absolutely, I'm so glad to see the glorious red thumbs rolling in, let's see how many people we can make mad
#432 - Absolut (03/31/2012) [-]
Scoot scoot :D
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#467 - Absolut (03/31/2012) [-]
Well, shucks. Can't unseen it now can we?
#477 - steelplatypus (03/31/2012) [-]
Your username is now 20% more adorable
#481 - Absolut (03/31/2012) [-]
#484 - steelplatypus (03/31/2012) [-]
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#436 - steelplatypus (03/31/2012) [-]
I see you have some fine moves, I have some fine moves myself...
#445 - Absolut (03/31/2012) [-]
Oh hell yeah.
#452 - steelplatypus (03/31/2012) [-]
I don't have any gifs that awesome, so guess this'll have to do!
User avatar #460 - Absolut (03/31/2012) [-]
Delightful!
#435 - Femozera (03/31/2012) [-]
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#459 - steelplatypus (03/31/2012) [-]
#462 - Absolut (03/31/2012) [-]
So yeah XD
#465 - steelplatypus (03/31/2012) [-]
Oh you
#471 - Absolut (03/31/2012) [-]
NO MORE GIFS LEFT, AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
#483 - steelplatypus (03/31/2012) [-]
Then on to the .jpg's!
#464 - Femozera (03/31/2012) [-]
#473 - Absolut (03/31/2012) [-]
Run out of gifs, apparently XD
#476 - Femozera (03/31/2012) [-]
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#38 - YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!!!! 03/31/2012 on Where is your god now? +10
#20 - I watched the WHOLE ******* thing. I regret nothi… 03/31/2012 on A very in-depth look at... +8
#336 - Thank you. Seriously :D 03/29/2012 on Message to the olympians 0
#52 - On your way to the frontpage, can you sign my copy of your book?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2012 on Blue waffels +5
#56 - jimothyjenkins (03/29/2012) [-]
so you're interested in learning to be a better faggot...
#45 - Unfortunately I just created it on memegenerator. Thought it w… 03/29/2012 on Message to the olympians +73
#42 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 03/29/2012 on Message to the olympians +366
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#336 - Absolut (03/29/2012) [-]
Thank you. Seriously :D
User avatar #245 - biggieboy (03/29/2012) [-]
I had the same idea, you just beat me to it :( well, great minds think alike ^^ have thumbs up!
#122 - jazzingtonshire (03/29/2012) [-]
That was fucking awesome
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#45 - Absolut (03/29/2012) [-]
Unfortunately I just created it on memegenerator. Thought it was a funny idea :D
#43 - diddymonster (03/29/2012) [-]
#15 - What the red apple **** muffin stack did I just watch? 03/29/2012 on My Little Pony: Friendship... +1
#12 - Picture 03/28/2012 on meanwhile on the pony thread +1
#7 - Picture 03/28/2012 on WTF /mlp/ 0
#26 - Just like in DeviantArt, you just have to accept other tastes … 03/28/2012 on I hate cloppers 0
#24 - Picture 03/28/2012 on My Gusta Pony 0
#18 - Related? Oh yes. 03/28/2012 on Welcome.... +1
#21 - MORE APPLES!! 03/27/2012 on Applejack's game +7
#31 - Picture 03/27/2012 on look like 0
#23 - Picture 03/27/2012 on Help Wanted 0
#3 - Didn't laugh; will help with bearded ponies.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2012 on Brony Village... +2
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#125 - Comment deleted 03/27/2012 on MLP: Thanks +3
#129 - I hope this makes you laugh :D 03/27/2012 on Help me please? +12
#8 - GOD THAT WAS MANLY 03/27/2012 on Sweet Apple Acres +2
#6 - inb4 "omg scarfayce ruineeeed!!111!one!" 03/26/2012 on A message from Tony Montana. 0
#42 - Picture 03/26/2012 on OC) Twilight Sparkle won't... +1
#10 - Picture 03/26/2012 on Tree +1
#77 - Picture  [+] (15 new replies) 03/24/2012 on Random knowledge -73
User avatar #713 - jubnik (03/24/2012) [-]
why are you getting so many thumbs down when your reply is completely relevant to the comment?
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User avatar #416 - funnnyjunkie (03/24/2012) [-]
your username is completely relevent to the post :D
#420 - fuckgravity (03/24/2012) [-]
wow, didn't think of that!
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#284 - trojanmannn (03/24/2012) [-]
no
#287 - trojanmannn (03/24/2012) [-]
Fucking
#289 - trojanmannn (03/24/2012) [-]
stop
User avatar #256 - yankadoodleshit (03/24/2012) [-]
Please stop.
User avatar #188 - xshadeeisafag (03/24/2012) [-]
Holy fuck, that's annoying.
#48 - Sorry, but I read your post a while back and I couldn't resist…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2012 on i am indecisive about them. +1
User avatar #50 - WolfPrince (03/24/2012) [-]
Thanks bud but..Voice of Zecora: rule 63 aint for me

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#79 - Absolut (10/09/2011) [-]
**Absolut rolled a random image**
User avatar #78 - Absolut (10/05/2011) [-]
lol
User avatar #76 - KingOfLulz (08/10/2011) [-]
Hi there.
User avatar #77 to #78 - Absolut (08/10/2011) [-]
Hello. How are you today?
User avatar #65 - ChronoBoost (12/24/2010) [-]
Whenever i see a world untouched by war, a world of innocence, a world of lush forests and clear rivers... I really just wanna nuke the crap out of it.
User avatar #66 to #66 - Absolut (12/26/2010) [-]
Best quote in history XD
#60 - MCPO (08/19/2010) [-]
You avatar and this pic go with your rank.
#61 to #61 - Absolut (08/19/2010) [-]
And for this, you deserve a thumbs up.
And for this, you deserve a thumbs up.
#59 - Absolut (08/12/2010) [-]
**** yeah pictures!
User avatar #50 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
i will use my overlord to catch you!

you can't hide from me!
User avatar #51 to #51 - Absolut (07/22/2010) [-]
Nukes.

Nuff said.
User avatar #52 to #52 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
you wont be able to defend yourself in time for my zergling rush
User avatar #53 to #53 - Absolut (07/22/2010) [-]
Then I'll die with them. A true Ghost enjoys killing Zergs more than his own life >=D.
User avatar #54 to #54 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
lol starcraft ftw!
User avatar #45 - SuperBabyJesuz (07/19/2010) [-]
Starcraft ******* rules
User avatar #46 to #46 - Absolut (07/19/2010) [-]
Damn right it does!

What did you use? XD
User avatar #47 to #47 - SuperBabyJesuz (07/19/2010) [-]
I use all races
User avatar #48 to #48 - Absolut (07/19/2010) [-]
Good enough. Fairly obvious which one I use though :P
User avatar #49 to #49 - SuperBabyJesuz (07/19/2010) [-]
true, i usually just put it on random, but sometimes ill pick
#43 - holderoflife **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
wait ur level is awesome face but ur avatar tells me otherwise
User avatar #44 to #43 - Absolut (07/02/2010) [-]
well, that IS an awesome face =D
#41 - knightcurtis **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
nice avatar bro
User avatar #42 to #41 - Absolut (07/01/2010) [-]
Likewise, young warrior.
User avatar #34 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
testicles!

that is all
User avatar #35 to #34 - Absolut (06/30/2010) [-]
Congratulations: you managed to intrigue and slightly arouse me at the same time, like pornography on SFW sites.

I applaud and salute you.

Also, the game.
User avatar #36 to #35 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
well, I only got one thing to say to that......FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
User avatar #37 to #36 - Absolut (06/30/2010) [-]
*bows head
*shows trollface
*hides erection

wait, what?
User avatar #38 to #37 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
*trollface
I guess your not absolute
#55 to #38 - snaredrums **User deleted account** (07/26/2010) [-]
>your
User avatar #56 to #56 - RACECAR (07/27/2010) [-]
*youre
User avatar #57 to #57 - Absolut (07/27/2010) [-]
Why is that guy correcting my profile... on a month-old post?!
User avatar #58 to #58 - RACECAR (07/27/2010) [-]
lol. i dunno
User avatar #39 to #38 - Absolut (06/30/2010) [-]
If I were, Extreme rice would get more thumbs -_-

I need publicity without the thumbs down from spam. Any ideas?

PS: I may or may not be physiologically impaired right now due to medication and/or alcohol, don't let that disturb you.
User avatar #40 to #39 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
all I usually do is PM to all my friends who are on. usually equals around 30 people
User avatar #32 - Durn (06/22/2010) [-]
Goliath online.
User avatar #33 to #32 - Absolut (06/22/2010) [-]
Systems functional.
#29 - ladykratos **User deleted account** (06/16/2010) [-]
your name being absolut, we should find you a kid named Vodka.
User avatar #30 to #29 - Absolut (06/16/2010) [-]
Actually vodka is the reason I made this account XD
#31 to #30 - ladykratos **User deleted account** (06/16/2010) [-]
and I find that reason absolutely legitimate!! :D
#27 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/29/2010) [-]
YOU CALL DOWN THE THUNDER?
#28 to #27 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/29/2010) [-]
or did you just call for an exterminator?
User avatar #25 - Spooge (05/29/2010) [-]
Love the avatar. I've been trying to get the firebat pic, but it just shows up as a blank space -.- lol.
User avatar #26 to #25 - Absolut (05/29/2010) [-]
Try resizing, maybe it's too big.




Need a light?
#17 - OyabunKoro **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
You shourd get a new avatar, that one kinda sucks. Just sayin.
User avatar #18 to #17 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
Ok... done, new avatar!
#19 to #18 - OyabunKoro **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
Just kidding.

Join my Yakuza. Forrow the instructions on my bio.

Do this or I'rr kirr arr your famiry. Then derete this message. Koro commands you.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
New membership? Sorry, this was taken from a dying man and bound to my soul.

Also, I don't have a family. I'm the first artificially-spawned-psychic human.

(your thoughts are not pretty -.-)

XD
#21 to #20 - OyabunKoro **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
You wourdn't deny your emperor wourd you?
User avatar #22 to #21 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
My emperor is Colo. I serve no master but him. I acknowledge your power, Yakuza leader...

... But you'll need an astral handjob to get to me.
#23 to #22 - EmperorColo **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
Werr yes I know that. I don't berieve there is any other emperor on FJ.

I'm frattered that you wourd acknowredge me as your one and onry emperor :)

User avatar #24 to #23 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
*Bows head.

Yes, your royar highness.
User avatar #11 - MCPO (05/17/2010) [-]
Kilroy was here.
User avatar #13 to #11 - Absolut (05/17/2010) [-]
FTW dude... FTW.
User avatar #14 to #13 - MCPO (05/17/2010) [-]
Some other time. I'm running low on condoms.
User avatar #15 to #14 - Absolut (05/18/2010) [-]
Wait, what?
User avatar #16 to #15 - MCPO (05/18/2010) [-]
play on words.
User avatar #9 - kylermannn (04/19/2010) [-]
Are you out of breath?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Absolut (04/20/2010) [-]
I breathe poison, and it's a little dry.
User avatar #6 - Wonder (04/04/2010) [-]
GHOST REPORTIN'
User avatar #7 to #6 - Absolut (04/04/2010) [-]
Someone called for an exterminator?
User avatar #8 to #7 - Wonder (04/04/2010) [-]
I'm Gone~~
User avatar #12 to #8 - MCPO (05/17/2010) [-]
I'm about t' overload my aggression inhibitors!
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