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Date Signed Up:2/18/2010
Last Login:6/17/2012
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#4 - Well, it MUST exist but nobody wants to see it. 04/07/2012 on rule 34 +6
#7 - Picture 04/07/2012 on Gangbang 0
#19 - SWAG :D 04/07/2012 on My Life is Ponies +1
#10 - I'd rather be bacon then :D  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2012 on My Life is Ponies +1
#11 - mnbcxz has deleted their comment.
#7 - Puedo leer la descripciĆ³n... and I'm better than bread?  [+] (6 new replies) 04/06/2012 on My Life is Ponies +6
#20 - bigvic (04/07/2012) [-]
you dont understand
i fucking love bread
User avatar #26 - ungluedflyer (04/07/2012) [-]
Concerned looking face in bread cannot be unseen
#27 - bigvic (04/07/2012) [-]
oh god
i see it too
#8 - mnbcxz has deleted their comment.
#10 - Absolut (04/06/2012) [-]
I'd rather be bacon then :D
#11 - mnbcxz has deleted their comment.
#148 - I hope this helps :D 04/06/2012 on cheer me up, please 0
#138 - Didn't laugh once, and I'm pretty sure this... "meme"… 04/06/2012 on Liberal Lady -7
#58 - *you'll 04/05/2012 on what has to be done +1
#57 - I also prepped your automobile, ready to go to Cock Con, where…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2012 on what has to be done -3
User avatar #58 - Absolut (04/05/2012) [-]
*you'll
#56 - Oh boy, here we go. Ever thought that MAYBE the stori…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2012 on what has to be done +11
#57 - Absolut (04/05/2012) [-]
I also prepped your automobile, ready to go to Cock Con, where yoiu'll give the opening speech.
User avatar #58 - Absolut (04/05/2012) [-]
*you'll
#87 - Picture 04/05/2012 on Custom Applejack +13
#76 - Since I abide by the ponytime rules I had to thumb down, but t… 04/03/2012 on WallP for you guys 0
#31 - Well, once you accept furries, gore posters and trolls, there …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2012 on Love and Tolerance you say? +7
#32 - MitsukiOokami (04/03/2012) [-]
#50 - They could be using BCD or other binary symbol language. 04/03/2012 on Thank you Hasbro for the... +1
#41 - Really? NO wonder people mistakenly associate MLP wit…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2012 on Not just another MLP post 0
#45 - drkitteh (04/03/2012) [-]
pretty much. i told my mom, and i got shit for it, but she doesn't care. it helps that she found porn in my history, so she knows i'm straight
#56 - Probably the addiction to cock gave it up. 04/03/2012 on I watch a show for little... +1
#25 - Computational Engineering (plus Electrical Engineering) at PUC… 04/03/2012 on Asking someone to watch MLP... 0
#17 - I don't have to. At my campus, like 50% of people are bronies …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2012 on Asking someone to watch MLP... +2
#24 - lifeisahighway (04/03/2012) [-]
where is that?
User avatar #25 - Absolut (04/03/2012) [-]
Computational Engineering (plus Electrical Engineering) at PUC, in Chile.
#25 - Picture 04/02/2012 on Derpy mouse cute ^_^ 0
#24 - Well, if furries can have a place on the Internet then clopper…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/02/2012 on Click here! +18
#48 - fireiskey (04/03/2012) [-]
User avatar #53 - darktoucan (04/03/2012) [-]
sick bastard how could you do that to a cute lil pony

#104 - wrpen (04/03/2012) [-]
What, is it expired candy?
#26 - arnoldnorris (04/02/2012) [-]
This image has expired
#25 - arnoldnorris (04/02/2012) [-]
This image has expired
#73 - 0/10 Learn to troll, ****** . 04/02/2012 on title +5
#3610496 - I agree on that. Leaving the audio 'till the end was great. Bu… 04/02/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#3610362 - Looks pretty interesting. The editing was very smooth and the … 04/02/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#3610235 - I think you're on to something. 04/02/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#3610214 - Twillight is best Reploid. 04/02/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0

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#79 - Absolut (10/09/2011) [-]
**Absolut rolled a random image**
User avatar #78 - Absolut (10/05/2011) [-]
lol
User avatar #76 - KingOfLulz (08/10/2011) [-]
Hi there.
User avatar #77 to #78 - Absolut (08/10/2011) [-]
Hello. How are you today?
User avatar #65 - ChronoBoost (12/24/2010) [-]
Whenever i see a world untouched by war, a world of innocence, a world of lush forests and clear rivers... I really just wanna nuke the crap out of it.
User avatar #66 to #66 - Absolut (12/26/2010) [-]
Best quote in history XD
#60 - MCPO (08/19/2010) [-]
You avatar and this pic go with your rank.
#61 to #61 - Absolut (08/19/2010) [-]
And for this, you deserve a thumbs up.
And for this, you deserve a thumbs up.
#59 - Absolut (08/12/2010) [-]
**** yeah pictures!
User avatar #50 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
i will use my overlord to catch you!

you can't hide from me!
User avatar #51 to #51 - Absolut (07/22/2010) [-]
Nukes.

Nuff said.
User avatar #52 to #52 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
you wont be able to defend yourself in time for my zergling rush
User avatar #53 to #53 - Absolut (07/22/2010) [-]
Then I'll die with them. A true Ghost enjoys killing Zergs more than his own life >=D.
User avatar #54 to #54 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
lol starcraft ftw!
User avatar #45 - SuperBabyJesuz (07/19/2010) [-]
Starcraft ******* rules
User avatar #46 to #46 - Absolut (07/19/2010) [-]
Damn right it does!

What did you use? XD
User avatar #47 to #47 - SuperBabyJesuz (07/19/2010) [-]
I use all races
User avatar #48 to #48 - Absolut (07/19/2010) [-]
Good enough. Fairly obvious which one I use though :P
User avatar #49 to #49 - SuperBabyJesuz (07/19/2010) [-]
true, i usually just put it on random, but sometimes ill pick
#43 - holderoflife **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
wait ur level is awesome face but ur avatar tells me otherwise
User avatar #44 to #43 - Absolut (07/02/2010) [-]
well, that IS an awesome face =D
#41 - knightcurtis **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
nice avatar bro
User avatar #42 to #41 - Absolut (07/01/2010) [-]
Likewise, young warrior.
User avatar #34 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
testicles!

that is all
User avatar #35 to #34 - Absolut (06/30/2010) [-]
Congratulations: you managed to intrigue and slightly arouse me at the same time, like pornography on SFW sites.

I applaud and salute you.

Also, the game.
User avatar #36 to #35 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
well, I only got one thing to say to that......FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
User avatar #37 to #36 - Absolut (06/30/2010) [-]
*bows head
*shows trollface
*hides erection

wait, what?
User avatar #38 to #37 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
*trollface
I guess your not absolute
#55 to #38 - snaredrums **User deleted account** (07/26/2010) [-]
>your
User avatar #56 to #56 - RACECAR (07/27/2010) [-]
*youre
User avatar #57 to #57 - Absolut (07/27/2010) [-]
Why is that guy correcting my profile... on a month-old post?!
User avatar #58 to #58 - RACECAR (07/27/2010) [-]
lol. i dunno
User avatar #39 to #38 - Absolut (06/30/2010) [-]
If I were, Extreme rice would get more thumbs -_-

I need publicity without the thumbs down from spam. Any ideas?

PS: I may or may not be physiologically impaired right now due to medication and/or alcohol, don't let that disturb you.
User avatar #40 to #39 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
all I usually do is PM to all my friends who are on. usually equals around 30 people
User avatar #32 - Durn (06/22/2010) [-]
Goliath online.
User avatar #33 to #32 - Absolut (06/22/2010) [-]
Systems functional.
#29 - ladykratos **User deleted account** (06/16/2010) [-]
your name being absolut, we should find you a kid named Vodka.
User avatar #30 to #29 - Absolut (06/16/2010) [-]
Actually vodka is the reason I made this account XD
#31 to #30 - ladykratos **User deleted account** (06/16/2010) [-]
and I find that reason absolutely legitimate!! :D
#27 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/29/2010) [-]
YOU CALL DOWN THE THUNDER?
#28 to #27 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/29/2010) [-]
or did you just call for an exterminator?
User avatar #25 - Spooge (05/29/2010) [-]
Love the avatar. I've been trying to get the firebat pic, but it just shows up as a blank space -.- lol.
User avatar #26 to #25 - Absolut (05/29/2010) [-]
Try resizing, maybe it's too big.




Need a light?
#17 - OyabunKoro **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
You shourd get a new avatar, that one kinda sucks. Just sayin.
User avatar #18 to #17 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
Ok... done, new avatar!
#19 to #18 - OyabunKoro **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
Just kidding.

Join my Yakuza. Forrow the instructions on my bio.

Do this or I'rr kirr arr your famiry. Then derete this message. Koro commands you.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
New membership? Sorry, this was taken from a dying man and bound to my soul.

Also, I don't have a family. I'm the first artificially-spawned-psychic human.

(your thoughts are not pretty -.-)

XD
#21 to #20 - OyabunKoro **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
You wourdn't deny your emperor wourd you?
User avatar #22 to #21 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
My emperor is Colo. I serve no master but him. I acknowledge your power, Yakuza leader...

... But you'll need an astral handjob to get to me.
#23 to #22 - EmperorColo **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
Werr yes I know that. I don't berieve there is any other emperor on FJ.

I'm frattered that you wourd acknowredge me as your one and onry emperor :)

User avatar #24 to #23 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
*Bows head.

Yes, your royar highness.
User avatar #11 - MCPO (05/17/2010) [-]
Kilroy was here.
User avatar #13 to #11 - Absolut (05/17/2010) [-]
FTW dude... FTW.
User avatar #14 to #13 - MCPO (05/17/2010) [-]
Some other time. I'm running low on condoms.
User avatar #15 to #14 - Absolut (05/18/2010) [-]
Wait, what?
User avatar #16 to #15 - MCPO (05/18/2010) [-]
play on words.
User avatar #9 - kylermannn (04/19/2010) [-]
Are you out of breath?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Absolut (04/20/2010) [-]
I breathe poison, and it's a little dry.
User avatar #6 - Wonder (04/04/2010) [-]
GHOST REPORTIN'
User avatar #7 to #6 - Absolut (04/04/2010) [-]
Someone called for an exterminator?
User avatar #8 to #7 - Wonder (04/04/2010) [-]
I'm Gone~~
User avatar #12 to #8 - MCPO (05/17/2010) [-]
I'm about t' overload my aggression inhibitors!
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