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Date Signed Up:2/18/2010
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#17 - Comment deleted 04/16/2012 on My mind is full of fuck 0
#13 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2012 on My mind is full of fuck +8
#16 - xiotio Comment deleted by Absolut
#17 - Absolut Comment deleted by Absolut
#15 - anonymous Comment deleted by Absolut
#4010684 - Done. Thanks guys! 04/15/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#4010622 - THANK YOU. I'm not from the US so GI Joe seems vero foreign to… 04/15/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#4010568 - A tad more.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#4010684 - Absolut (04/15/2012) [-]
Done. Thanks guys!
#4010554 - More payment.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
User avatar #4010609 - xalim (04/15/2012) [-]
I do not have the picture but I believe the character you're looking for is Excalibur from Soul eater.
#4010568 - Absolut (04/15/2012) [-]
A tad more.
#4010684 - Absolut (04/15/2012) [-]
Done. Thanks guys!
#4010545 - Hey guise. Does anyone have an image where a character from an…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/15/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#4010623 - gevaudan (04/15/2012) [-]
Do you mean this?
It's G.I.Joe.
#4010554 - Absolut (04/15/2012) [-]
More payment.
User avatar #4010609 - xalim (04/15/2012) [-]
I do not have the picture but I believe the character you're looking for is Excalibur from Soul eater.
#4010568 - Absolut (04/15/2012) [-]
A tad more.
#4010684 - Absolut (04/15/2012) [-]
Done. Thanks guys!
#58 - Read this guy's articles. It's from a comedy website… 04/14/2012 on bronies help me +1
#9 - In royalty, to avoid confusion between blood lines, non-direct… 04/14/2012 on Princess Celestia Wannabe 0
#61 - inb4 "sick cloppers" Really, my fellow bron… 04/11/2012 on Very quickly made +4
#15 - Picture 04/09/2012 on Behind The Scenes +1
#5 - Picture 04/09/2012 on Pinkie Pie ice cream +2
#22 - As seen in the comments section. 04/09/2012 on Brony For Life +2
#182 - /thread 04/09/2012 on Help a bro out +1
#42 - Funny not found. 04/09/2012 on I became a brony tonight -1
#34 - OK guise, ignore the unfunny content and look at this. 04/09/2012 on You get the reference +2
#11 - And I'm proud of you for that. 04/08/2012 on Brony Haters in a nutshell +2
#3 - Well, the opening song makes me cringe too, and I'm abrony o_O  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2012 on Brony Haters in a nutshell +2
#9 - anonymous (04/08/2012) [-]
I enjoy it
#11 - Absolut (04/08/2012) [-]
And I'm proud of you for that.
#20 - It's not THAT old :D so the robot fighting is secondary to the…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2012 on See Description 0
User avatar #22 - sircool (04/08/2012) [-]
sorry to bring ya back, but robot fighting is part of main plot cause, well, when their ships combine like in the gif. the cockpit is.........a bit awkward
#16 - Nope, but if it's that .gif I must say it gave me a slight cas…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2012 on See Description 0
User avatar #17 - sircool (04/08/2012) [-]
it's old anime from like 2001. personal fav. big bots a lot. some good cgi for the time. but mostly focuses on romance plot which i enjoy.
User avatar #20 - Absolut (04/08/2012) [-]
It's not THAT old :D so the robot fighting is secondary to the plot? Very interesting. I would watch it now, but I have some tests to correct and I've procrastinated long enough. Bye!
User avatar #22 - sircool (04/08/2012) [-]
sorry to bring ya back, but robot fighting is part of main plot cause, well, when their ships combine like in the gif. the cockpit is.........a bit awkward
#3 - Or Bioshock :D  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2012 on Sonic and MLP 0
User avatar #4 - fromkas (04/08/2012) [-]
Oh yeah the plasmid tapes.
#12 - Darker than Black. BOSS series. Seriously. Watch it now. NOW.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/08/2012 on See Description 0
#14 - sircool (04/08/2012) [-]
will add to the many tabs of things i wish to watch.

to give you a suggestion, ever watch vandread?
User avatar #16 - Absolut (04/08/2012) [-]
Nope, but if it's that .gif I must say it gave me a slight case of bonerrification. Will look into it!
User avatar #17 - sircool (04/08/2012) [-]
it's old anime from like 2001. personal fav. big bots a lot. some good cgi for the time. but mostly focuses on romance plot which i enjoy.
User avatar #20 - Absolut (04/08/2012) [-]
It's not THAT old :D so the robot fighting is secondary to the plot? Very interesting. I would watch it now, but I have some tests to correct and I've procrastinated long enough. Bye!
User avatar #22 - sircool (04/08/2012) [-]
sorry to bring ya back, but robot fighting is part of main plot cause, well, when their ships combine like in the gif. the cockpit is.........a bit awkward
#10 - Well, consider this: the loudest people aren't usually the maj…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/08/2012 on See Description -4
#11 - sircool (04/08/2012) [-]
gif. source?
User avatar #12 - Absolut (04/08/2012) [-]
Darker than Black. BOSS series. Seriously. Watch it now. NOW.
#14 - sircool (04/08/2012) [-]
will add to the many tabs of things i wish to watch.

to give you a suggestion, ever watch vandread?
User avatar #16 - Absolut (04/08/2012) [-]
Nope, but if it's that .gif I must say it gave me a slight case of bonerrification. Will look into it!
User avatar #17 - sircool (04/08/2012) [-]
it's old anime from like 2001. personal fav. big bots a lot. some good cgi for the time. but mostly focuses on romance plot which i enjoy.
User avatar #20 - Absolut (04/08/2012) [-]
It's not THAT old :D so the robot fighting is secondary to the plot? Very interesting. I would watch it now, but I have some tests to correct and I've procrastinated long enough. Bye!
User avatar #22 - sircool (04/08/2012) [-]
sorry to bring ya back, but robot fighting is part of main plot cause, well, when their ships combine like in the gif. the cockpit is.........a bit awkward
#7 - 1 post versus millions of bronies. Relax, most of us aren't li…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/08/2012 on See Description -6
#9 - sircool (04/08/2012) [-]
one post hundreds of bronies i've seen here alone say all other versions suck proves to me they think that. and they do. saying it's not mlp in any way.
#10 - Absolut (04/08/2012) [-]
Well, consider this: the loudest people aren't usually the majority or, for that matter, the brightest.

I'm not saying people don't look down on previous generations (hell, I can't stand them for very long), but... wait, you know what? You're right. Most people do say that. And it sucks that they do...

But not all of them, at least not me :D have this .gif for an interesting chat.
#11 - sircool (04/08/2012) [-]
gif. source?
User avatar #12 - Absolut (04/08/2012) [-]
Darker than Black. BOSS series. Seriously. Watch it now. NOW.
#14 - sircool (04/08/2012) [-]
will add to the many tabs of things i wish to watch.

to give you a suggestion, ever watch vandread?
User avatar #16 - Absolut (04/08/2012) [-]
Nope, but if it's that .gif I must say it gave me a slight case of bonerrification. Will look into it!
User avatar #17 - sircool (04/08/2012) [-]
it's old anime from like 2001. personal fav. big bots a lot. some good cgi for the time. but mostly focuses on romance plot which i enjoy.
User avatar #20 - Absolut (04/08/2012) [-]
It's not THAT old :D so the robot fighting is secondary to the plot? Very interesting. I would watch it now, but I have some tests to correct and I've procrastinated long enough. Bye!
User avatar #22 - sircool (04/08/2012) [-]
sorry to bring ya back, but robot fighting is part of main plot cause, well, when their ships combine like in the gif. the cockpit is.........a bit awkward
#50 - This should help a little :D 04/07/2012 on Little help please? 0

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#79 - Absolut (10/09/2011) [-]
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User avatar #78 - Absolut (10/05/2011) [-]
lol
User avatar #76 - KingOfLulz (08/10/2011) [-]
Hi there.
User avatar #77 to #78 - Absolut (08/10/2011) [-]
Hello. How are you today?
User avatar #65 - ChronoBoost (12/24/2010) [-]
Whenever i see a world untouched by war, a world of innocence, a world of lush forests and clear rivers... I really just wanna nuke the crap out of it.
User avatar #66 to #66 - Absolut (12/26/2010) [-]
Best quote in history XD
#60 - MCPO (08/19/2010) [-]
You avatar and this pic go with your rank.
#61 to #61 - Absolut (08/19/2010) [-]
And for this, you deserve a thumbs up.
And for this, you deserve a thumbs up.
#59 - Absolut (08/12/2010) [-]
**** yeah pictures!
User avatar #50 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
i will use my overlord to catch you!

you can't hide from me!
User avatar #51 to #51 - Absolut (07/22/2010) [-]
Nukes.

Nuff said.
User avatar #52 to #52 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
you wont be able to defend yourself in time for my zergling rush
User avatar #53 to #53 - Absolut (07/22/2010) [-]
Then I'll die with them. A true Ghost enjoys killing Zergs more than his own life >=D.
User avatar #54 to #54 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
lol starcraft ftw!
User avatar #45 - SuperBabyJesuz (07/19/2010) [-]
Starcraft ******* rules
User avatar #46 to #46 - Absolut (07/19/2010) [-]
Damn right it does!

What did you use? XD
User avatar #47 to #47 - SuperBabyJesuz (07/19/2010) [-]
I use all races
User avatar #48 to #48 - Absolut (07/19/2010) [-]
Good enough. Fairly obvious which one I use though :P
User avatar #49 to #49 - SuperBabyJesuz (07/19/2010) [-]
true, i usually just put it on random, but sometimes ill pick
#43 - holderoflife **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
wait ur level is awesome face but ur avatar tells me otherwise
User avatar #44 to #43 - Absolut (07/02/2010) [-]
well, that IS an awesome face =D
#41 - knightcurtis **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
nice avatar bro
User avatar #42 to #41 - Absolut (07/01/2010) [-]
Likewise, young warrior.
User avatar #34 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
testicles!

that is all
User avatar #35 to #34 - Absolut (06/30/2010) [-]
Congratulations: you managed to intrigue and slightly arouse me at the same time, like pornography on SFW sites.

I applaud and salute you.

Also, the game.
User avatar #36 to #35 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
well, I only got one thing to say to that......FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
User avatar #37 to #36 - Absolut (06/30/2010) [-]
*bows head
*shows trollface
*hides erection

wait, what?
User avatar #38 to #37 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
*trollface
I guess your not absolute
#55 to #38 - snaredrums **User deleted account** (07/26/2010) [-]
>your
User avatar #56 to #56 - RACECAR (07/27/2010) [-]
*youre
User avatar #57 to #57 - Absolut (07/27/2010) [-]
Why is that guy correcting my profile... on a month-old post?!
User avatar #58 to #58 - RACECAR (07/27/2010) [-]
lol. i dunno
User avatar #39 to #38 - Absolut (06/30/2010) [-]
If I were, Extreme rice would get more thumbs -_-

I need publicity without the thumbs down from spam. Any ideas?

PS: I may or may not be physiologically impaired right now due to medication and/or alcohol, don't let that disturb you.
User avatar #40 to #39 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
all I usually do is PM to all my friends who are on. usually equals around 30 people
User avatar #32 - Durn (06/22/2010) [-]
Goliath online.
User avatar #33 to #32 - Absolut (06/22/2010) [-]
Systems functional.
#29 - ladykratos **User deleted account** (06/16/2010) [-]
your name being absolut, we should find you a kid named Vodka.
User avatar #30 to #29 - Absolut (06/16/2010) [-]
Actually vodka is the reason I made this account XD
#31 to #30 - ladykratos **User deleted account** (06/16/2010) [-]
and I find that reason absolutely legitimate!! :D
#27 - anonymous (05/29/2010) [-]
YOU CALL DOWN THE THUNDER?
#28 to #27 - anonymous (05/29/2010) [-]
or did you just call for an exterminator?
User avatar #25 - Spooge (05/29/2010) [-]
Love the avatar. I've been trying to get the firebat pic, but it just shows up as a blank space -.- lol.
User avatar #26 to #25 - Absolut (05/29/2010) [-]
Try resizing, maybe it's too big.




Need a light?
#17 - OyabunKoro **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
You shourd get a new avatar, that one kinda sucks. Just sayin.
User avatar #18 to #17 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
Ok... done, new avatar!
#19 to #18 - OyabunKoro **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
Just kidding.

Join my Yakuza. Forrow the instructions on my bio.

Do this or I'rr kirr arr your famiry. Then derete this message. Koro commands you.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
New membership? Sorry, this was taken from a dying man and bound to my soul.

Also, I don't have a family. I'm the first artificially-spawned-psychic human.

(your thoughts are not pretty -.-)

XD
#21 to #20 - OyabunKoro **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
You wourdn't deny your emperor wourd you?
User avatar #22 to #21 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
My emperor is Colo. I serve no master but him. I acknowledge your power, Yakuza leader...

... But you'll need an astral handjob to get to me.
#23 to #22 - EmperorColo **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
Werr yes I know that. I don't berieve there is any other emperor on FJ.

I'm frattered that you wourd acknowredge me as your one and onry emperor :)

User avatar #24 to #23 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
*Bows head.

Yes, your royar highness.
User avatar #11 - MCPO (05/17/2010) [-]
Kilroy was here.
User avatar #13 to #11 - Absolut (05/17/2010) [-]
FTW dude... FTW.
User avatar #14 to #13 - MCPO (05/17/2010) [-]
Some other time. I'm running low on condoms.
User avatar #15 to #14 - Absolut (05/18/2010) [-]
Wait, what?
User avatar #16 to #15 - MCPO (05/18/2010) [-]
play on words.
User avatar #9 - kylermannn (04/19/2010) [-]
Are you out of breath?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Absolut (04/20/2010) [-]
I breathe poison, and it's a little dry.
User avatar #6 - Wonder (04/04/2010) [-]
GHOST REPORTIN'
User avatar #7 to #6 - Absolut (04/04/2010) [-]
Someone called for an exterminator?
User avatar #8 to #7 - Wonder (04/04/2010) [-]
I'm Gone~~
User avatar #12 to #8 - MCPO (05/17/2010) [-]
I'm about t' overload my aggression inhibitors!
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