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Date Signed Up:2/18/2010
Last Login:6/17/2012
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Content Level Progress: 76% (76/100)
Level 131 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 132 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 2% (2/100)
Level 279 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 280 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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#32 - Excellent. As a gift, observe these lovely animated ladies.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2011 on Good work habbits +7
#63 - TENeleven (03/09/2011) [-]
<-- Das bigger version.
#23 - <---- This guy. He looks trustworthy :V 03/09/2011 on Good work habbits +8
#15 - You're... back :3 03/09/2011 on Good work habbits +10
#19 - Picture 03/08/2011 on worth the read -2
#159 - Picture 03/08/2011 on Mind Blown +6
#64 - Picture 03/08/2011 on Troll Dad Comp 2 +2
#1 - Picture 03/08/2011 on bamboo blade +2
#11 - Must be consecutive. Sorry pal. 03/06/2011 on FJ 0
#6 - He's THAT angry. 03/06/2011 on So close +5
#196 - type *roll #* right at the beginning of the post (use numbers … 03/06/2011 on Fail Roll -1
#2 - Michael Cera doesn't act. He just behaves naturally. 03/06/2011 on Scumbag Cera +46
#7 - Instead of preparing "arguments" for the upcoming ab… 03/06/2011 on Abortion +12
#12 - Did you know the director didn't even see the anime OR read th…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2011 on So much winrar +16
#16 - zerin (03/06/2011) [-]
thank you for proving me right to my friends
#1 - <3 03/03/2011 on Lolololz's profile 0
#76 - It's because of images like this, right? *******… 03/03/2011 on Funnyjunk I need your help +2
#247 - Holy mother of tits... I'm so proud of you T.T 03/02/2011 on Great People on the Interwebs 0
#15 - Also, I see underboob o.O 03/01/2011 on Black Shadow +6
#13 - I occasionally enjoy the sight of buttocks.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2011 on Black Shadow +6
User avatar #15 - Absolut (03/01/2011) [-]
Also, I see underboob o.O
#264 - Dear ******* , you behave like a cock-sucking douc…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2011 on I'll actually do this. +28
#272 - anonymous (02/14/2011) [-]
hAHAHhH
#1174 - Based on that scale... toaster. 02/14/2011 on KingOfLulz's profile 0
#125 - Insist that the next time it's her turn to pay. 02/12/2011 on Women 2 0
#43 - All the time, yes. Ocasionally, it shouldn't. 02/12/2011 on Women 2 +1
#19 - Paying for drinks isn't sexism, it's being a gentleman. There'…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/12/2011 on Women 2 +17
#119 - anonymous (02/12/2011) [-]
If men are gentlemen if they pay for drinks, then what does a woman do to be a lady?
User avatar #125 - Absolut (02/12/2011) [-]
Insist that the next time it's her turn to pay.
User avatar #27 - burntXrose (02/12/2011) [-]
I disagree. I get annoyed if a man always expects to pay for me.
User avatar #43 - Absolut (02/12/2011) [-]
All the time, yes. Ocasionally, it shouldn't.
User avatar #23 - tylerman (02/12/2011) [-]
But when they bitch that they didn't pay, thats called "bitch who loves your wallet"
#53 - redteam has deleted their comment.
#7 - Picture 02/12/2011 on DO NOT LIE +1
#31 - I'm tired of these reposts, so I'll just leave this instructio…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/12/2011 on OH SHI +41
#46 - Petroleum (02/12/2011) [-]
I can watch this for hours.
#40 - ringrong (02/12/2011) [-]
#38 - HIMTheSixSixSix (02/12/2011) [-]
that is one of the greatest things i've seen in a long time

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#79 - Absolut (10/09/2011) [-]
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#80 to #81 - Absolut (10/09/2011) [-]
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#82 to #80 - ThekidsTEN ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
you may wish to remove this. the new ban rules are quite strict
#81 to #82 - Absolut (10/09/2011) [-]
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User avatar #78 - Absolut (10/05/2011) [-]
lol
User avatar #76 - KingOfLulz (08/10/2011) [-]
Hi there.
User avatar #77 to #78 - Absolut (08/10/2011) [-]
Hello. How are you today?
User avatar #65 - ChronoBoost (12/24/2010) [-]
Whenever i see a world untouched by war, a world of innocence, a world of lush forests and clear rivers... I really just wanna nuke the crap out of it.
User avatar #66 to #66 - Absolut (12/26/2010) [-]
Best quote in history XD
#60 - MCPO (08/19/2010) [-]
You avatar and this pic go with your rank.
#61 to #61 - Absolut (08/19/2010) [-]
And for this, you deserve a thumbs up.
And for this, you deserve a thumbs up.
#59 - Absolut (08/12/2010) [-]
**** yeah pictures!
User avatar #50 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
i will use my overlord to catch you!

you can't hide from me!
User avatar #51 to #51 - Absolut (07/22/2010) [-]
Nukes.

Nuff said.
User avatar #52 to #52 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
you wont be able to defend yourself in time for my zergling rush
User avatar #53 to #53 - Absolut (07/22/2010) [-]
Then I'll die with them. A true Ghost enjoys killing Zergs more than his own life >=D.
User avatar #54 to #54 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
lol starcraft ftw!
User avatar #45 - SuperBabyJesuz (07/19/2010) [-]
Starcraft ******* rules
User avatar #46 to #46 - Absolut (07/19/2010) [-]
Damn right it does!

What did you use? XD
User avatar #47 to #47 - SuperBabyJesuz (07/19/2010) [-]
I use all races
User avatar #48 to #48 - Absolut (07/19/2010) [-]
Good enough. Fairly obvious which one I use though :P
User avatar #49 to #49 - SuperBabyJesuz (07/19/2010) [-]
true, i usually just put it on random, but sometimes ill pick
#43 - holderoflife **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
wait ur level is awesome face but ur avatar tells me otherwise
User avatar #44 to #43 - Absolut (07/02/2010) [-]
well, that IS an awesome face =D
#41 - knightcurtis **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
nice avatar bro
User avatar #42 to #41 - Absolut (07/01/2010) [-]
Likewise, young warrior.
User avatar #34 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
testicles!

that is all
User avatar #35 to #34 - Absolut (06/30/2010) [-]
Congratulations: you managed to intrigue and slightly arouse me at the same time, like pornography on SFW sites.

I applaud and salute you.

Also, the game.
User avatar #36 to #35 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
well, I only got one thing to say to that......FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
User avatar #37 to #36 - Absolut (06/30/2010) [-]
*bows head
*shows trollface
*hides erection

wait, what?
User avatar #38 to #37 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
*trollface
I guess your not absolute
#55 to #38 - snaredrums **User deleted account** (07/26/2010) [-]
>your
User avatar #56 to #56 - RACECAR (07/27/2010) [-]
*youre
User avatar #57 to #57 - Absolut (07/27/2010) [-]
Why is that guy correcting my profile... on a month-old post?!
User avatar #58 to #58 - RACECAR (07/27/2010) [-]
lol. i dunno
User avatar #39 to #38 - Absolut (06/30/2010) [-]
If I were, Extreme rice would get more thumbs -_-

I need publicity without the thumbs down from spam. Any ideas?

PS: I may or may not be physiologically impaired right now due to medication and/or alcohol, don't let that disturb you.
User avatar #40 to #39 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
all I usually do is PM to all my friends who are on. usually equals around 30 people
User avatar #32 - Durn (06/22/2010) [-]
Goliath online.
User avatar #33 to #32 - Absolut (06/22/2010) [-]
Systems functional.
#29 - ladykratos **User deleted account** (06/16/2010) [-]
your name being absolut, we should find you a kid named Vodka.
User avatar #30 to #29 - Absolut (06/16/2010) [-]
Actually vodka is the reason I made this account XD
#31 to #30 - ladykratos **User deleted account** (06/16/2010) [-]
and I find that reason absolutely legitimate!! :D
#27 - anonymous (05/29/2010) [-]
YOU CALL DOWN THE THUNDER?
#28 to #27 - anonymous (05/29/2010) [-]
or did you just call for an exterminator?
User avatar #25 - Spooge (05/29/2010) [-]
Love the avatar. I've been trying to get the firebat pic, but it just shows up as a blank space -.- lol.
User avatar #26 to #25 - Absolut (05/29/2010) [-]
Try resizing, maybe it's too big.




Need a light?
#17 - OyabunKoro **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
You shourd get a new avatar, that one kinda sucks. Just sayin.
User avatar #18 to #17 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
Ok... done, new avatar!
#19 to #18 - OyabunKoro **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
Just kidding.

Join my Yakuza. Forrow the instructions on my bio.

Do this or I'rr kirr arr your famiry. Then derete this message. Koro commands you.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
New membership? Sorry, this was taken from a dying man and bound to my soul.

Also, I don't have a family. I'm the first artificially-spawned-psychic human.

(your thoughts are not pretty -.-)

XD
#21 to #20 - OyabunKoro **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
You wourdn't deny your emperor wourd you?
User avatar #22 to #21 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
My emperor is Colo. I serve no master but him. I acknowledge your power, Yakuza leader...

... But you'll need an astral ******* to get to me.
#23 to #22 - EmperorColo **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
Werr yes I know that. I don't berieve there is any other emperor on FJ.

I'm frattered that you wourd acknowredge me as your one and onry emperor :)

User avatar #24 to #23 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
*Bows head.

Yes, your royar highness.
User avatar #11 - MCPO (05/17/2010) [-]
Kilroy was here.
User avatar #13 to #11 - Absolut (05/17/2010) [-]
FTW dude... FTW.
User avatar #14 to #13 - MCPO (05/17/2010) [-]
Some other time. I'm running low on condoms.
User avatar #15 to #14 - Absolut (05/18/2010) [-]
Wait, what?
User avatar #16 to #15 - MCPO (05/18/2010) [-]
play on words.
User avatar #9 - kylermannn (04/19/2010) [-]
Are you out of breath?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Absolut (04/20/2010) [-]
I breathe poison, and it's a little dry.
User avatar #6 - Wonder (04/04/2010) [-]
GHOST REPORTIN'
User avatar #7 to #6 - Absolut (04/04/2010) [-]
Someone called for an exterminator?
User avatar #8 to #7 - Wonder (04/04/2010) [-]
I'm Gone~~
User avatar #12 to #8 - MCPO (05/17/2010) [-]
I'm about t' overload my aggression inhibitors!
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