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Date Signed Up:2/18/2010
Last Login:6/17/2012
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#36 - w w w . x k c d . c o m 06/29/2011 on Lonely 0
#35 - "" dot com  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2011 on Lonely 0
User avatar #36 - Absolut (06/29/2011) [-]
w w w . x k c d . c o m
#34 - " quot;  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2011 on Lonely 0
User avatar #35 - Absolut (06/29/2011) [-]
"" dot com
User avatar #36 - Absolut (06/29/2011) [-]
w w w . x k c d . c o m
#32 - Please give credit to D:  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2011 on Lonely 0
User avatar #34 - Absolut (06/29/2011) [-]
" .com& quot;
User avatar #35 - Absolut (06/29/2011) [-]
"" dot com
User avatar #36 - Absolut (06/29/2011) [-]
w w w . x k c d . c o m
#39 - And, of course, we have diamond, the hardest metal known to man. 06/24/2011 on Types of Metal, part 2 in... +9
#146 - That article is brilliant. As a fellow Cracked reader, I have …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2011 on Still Waiting on the Big O +1
#252 - BrotherofSteel (06/17/2011) [-]
I know man it makes perfect sense, and for the record, if anyone is an atheist, agnostic, christian, etc; GOOD FOR YOU. We all have our different beliefs and thoughts, were different, that's what makes us humans.

If you're and atheist and find catholics or any other religious person retarded that is you're own opinion and should keep it to yourself because insulting other humans for their beliefs makes you a total asshole.
#19 - Use LaTeX, **** Word :D 06/13/2011 on I know this has happened to... -1
#50 - Huh, this looks inter- Nope, no punchline again. 06/12/2011 on My 1st comic +1
#555 - lolwut? 06/09/2011 on First Professional Massage +3
#109 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2011 on fight +6
#145 - anonymous (06/05/2011) [-]
If that was real they would be in jail.
#325 - DAMMIT, *count 06/01/2011 on VAMPIRE MOVIES! 0
#29 - Hellsing if you cont OVA's  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2011 on VAMPIRE MOVIES! +1
User avatar #325 - Absolut (06/01/2011) [-]
DAMMIT, *count
#42 - recomendacion+anime.jpg Every series you must see. 06/01/2011 on Mega Comp Mix Up Part 1 0
#130 - <- My favorite 06/01/2011 on Beautiful Work of Art 0
#34 - jontheninja. Sounds familiar? 06/01/2011 on Quarters +2
#32 - People should require a license to reproduce. 05/29/2011 on Americans are NOT stupid. LOL +20
#339 - THE WHITE DEATH! 05/26/2011 on Badasses of History +9
#183 - Picture 05/23/2011 on POKEMON +5
#13 - About us Report Bugs Report Bugs Suggestions… 05/21/2011 on Funnyjunk Music +3
#5 - Second one: *When furries get married.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2011 on Trolling Tumblr comp 4 0
#27 - Noxiouswolf (05/22/2011) [-]
Not ALL furries get up in fursuits and get married. Some of us stay home and browse the internets.
#262 - Grenadier. Not very good but slightly entertaining. 05/17/2011 on SPAAAACCCEEE 0
#16 - Is it loaded? 05/14/2011 on If you laugh you lose! +1
#150 - ious-solutions_p2.html Look at entry number 2. It's p…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2011 on A Real Alien? +1
#189 - anonymous (05/11/2011) [-]
notice there is no mention of who these experts are or any of these diseases that can cause some to look like that
#251 - The Devil doesn't punish, Christian and generally Semitic dogm… 04/28/2011 on Fucker Never Answered The... +1
#9 - This seems quite promising. I'm getting REALLY tired of … 04/26/2011 on Lena's Internet Adventure:... +13

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#79 - Absolut (10/09/2011) [-]
**Absolut rolled a random image**
User avatar #78 - Absolut (10/05/2011) [-]
lol
User avatar #76 - KingOfLulz (08/10/2011) [-]
Hi there.
User avatar #77 to #78 - Absolut (08/10/2011) [-]
Hello. How are you today?
User avatar #65 - ChronoBoost (12/24/2010) [-]
Whenever i see a world untouched by war, a world of innocence, a world of lush forests and clear rivers... I really just wanna nuke the crap out of it.
User avatar #66 to #66 - Absolut (12/26/2010) [-]
Best quote in history XD
#60 - MCPO (08/19/2010) [-]
You avatar and this pic go with your rank.
#61 to #61 - Absolut (08/19/2010) [-]
And for this, you deserve a thumbs up.
And for this, you deserve a thumbs up.
#59 - Absolut (08/12/2010) [-]
**** yeah pictures!
User avatar #50 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
i will use my overlord to catch you!

you can't hide from me!
User avatar #51 to #51 - Absolut (07/22/2010) [-]
Nukes.

Nuff said.
User avatar #52 to #52 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
you wont be able to defend yourself in time for my zergling rush
User avatar #53 to #53 - Absolut (07/22/2010) [-]
Then I'll die with them. A true Ghost enjoys killing Zergs more than his own life >=D.
User avatar #54 to #54 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
lol starcraft ftw!
User avatar #45 - SuperBabyJesuz (07/19/2010) [-]
Starcraft ******* rules
User avatar #46 to #46 - Absolut (07/19/2010) [-]
Damn right it does!

What did you use? XD
User avatar #47 to #47 - SuperBabyJesuz (07/19/2010) [-]
I use all races
User avatar #48 to #48 - Absolut (07/19/2010) [-]
Good enough. Fairly obvious which one I use though :P
User avatar #49 to #49 - SuperBabyJesuz (07/19/2010) [-]
true, i usually just put it on random, but sometimes ill pick
#43 - holderoflife **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
wait ur level is awesome face but ur avatar tells me otherwise
User avatar #44 to #43 - Absolut (07/02/2010) [-]
well, that IS an awesome face =D
#41 - knightcurtis **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
nice avatar bro
User avatar #42 to #41 - Absolut (07/01/2010) [-]
Likewise, young warrior.
User avatar #34 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
testicles!

that is all
User avatar #35 to #34 - Absolut (06/30/2010) [-]
Congratulations: you managed to intrigue and slightly arouse me at the same time, like pornography on SFW sites.

I applaud and salute you.

Also, the game.
User avatar #36 to #35 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
well, I only got one thing to say to that......FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
User avatar #37 to #36 - Absolut (06/30/2010) [-]
*bows head
*shows trollface
*hides erection

wait, what?
User avatar #38 to #37 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
*trollface
I guess your not absolute
#55 to #38 - snaredrums **User deleted account** (07/26/2010) [-]
>your
User avatar #56 to #56 - RACECAR (07/27/2010) [-]
*youre
User avatar #57 to #57 - Absolut (07/27/2010) [-]
Why is that guy correcting my profile... on a month-old post?!
User avatar #58 to #58 - RACECAR (07/27/2010) [-]
lol. i dunno
User avatar #39 to #38 - Absolut (06/30/2010) [-]
If I were, Extreme rice would get more thumbs -_-

I need publicity without the thumbs down from spam. Any ideas?

PS: I may or may not be physiologically impaired right now due to medication and/or alcohol, don't let that disturb you.
User avatar #40 to #39 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
all I usually do is PM to all my friends who are on. usually equals around 30 people
User avatar #32 - Durn (06/22/2010) [-]
Goliath online.
User avatar #33 to #32 - Absolut (06/22/2010) [-]
Systems functional.
#29 - ladykratos **User deleted account** (06/16/2010) [-]
your name being absolut, we should find you a kid named Vodka.
User avatar #30 to #29 - Absolut (06/16/2010) [-]
Actually vodka is the reason I made this account XD
#31 to #30 - ladykratos **User deleted account** (06/16/2010) [-]
and I find that reason absolutely legitimate!! :D
#27 - anonymous (05/29/2010) [-]
YOU CALL DOWN THE THUNDER?
#28 to #27 - anonymous (05/29/2010) [-]
or did you just call for an exterminator?
User avatar #25 - Spooge (05/29/2010) [-]
Love the avatar. I've been trying to get the firebat pic, but it just shows up as a blank space -.- lol.
User avatar #26 to #25 - Absolut (05/29/2010) [-]
Try resizing, maybe it's too big.




Need a light?
#17 - OyabunKoro **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
You shourd get a new avatar, that one kinda sucks. Just sayin.
User avatar #18 to #17 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
Ok... done, new avatar!
#19 to #18 - OyabunKoro **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
Just kidding.

Join my Yakuza. Forrow the instructions on my bio.

Do this or I'rr kirr arr your famiry. Then derete this message. Koro commands you.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
New membership? Sorry, this was taken from a dying man and bound to my soul.

Also, I don't have a family. I'm the first artificially-spawned-psychic human.

(your thoughts are not pretty -.-)

XD
#21 to #20 - OyabunKoro **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
You wourdn't deny your emperor wourd you?
User avatar #22 to #21 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
My emperor is Colo. I serve no master but him. I acknowledge your power, Yakuza leader...

... But you'll need an astral handjob to get to me.
#23 to #22 - EmperorColo **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
Werr yes I know that. I don't berieve there is any other emperor on FJ.

I'm frattered that you wourd acknowredge me as your one and onry emperor :)

User avatar #24 to #23 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
*Bows head.

Yes, your royar highness.
User avatar #11 - MCPO (05/17/2010) [-]
Kilroy was here.
User avatar #13 to #11 - Absolut (05/17/2010) [-]
FTW dude... FTW.
User avatar #14 to #13 - MCPO (05/17/2010) [-]
Some other time. I'm running low on condoms.
User avatar #15 to #14 - Absolut (05/18/2010) [-]
Wait, what?
User avatar #16 to #15 - MCPO (05/18/2010) [-]
play on words.
User avatar #9 - kylermannn (04/19/2010) [-]
Are you out of breath?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Absolut (04/20/2010) [-]
I breathe poison, and it's a little dry.
User avatar #6 - Wonder (04/04/2010) [-]
GHOST REPORTIN'
User avatar #7 to #6 - Absolut (04/04/2010) [-]
Someone called for an exterminator?
User avatar #8 to #7 - Wonder (04/04/2010) [-]
I'm Gone~~
User avatar #12 to #8 - MCPO (05/17/2010) [-]
I'm about t' overload my aggression inhibitors!
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