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Date Signed Up:2/18/2010
Last Login:6/17/2012
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#142 - Yep, it's pretty much that. I don't get how that would make …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2011 on comp o lolz +6
#145 - xmasterofktulux (09/26/2011) [-]
I thought it was kind of random, too...but thanks man, thumb for you
#108 - Mi facultad se fue a paro por medio dia <.< Feels…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2011 on Left 4 Dead 0
User avatar #165 - basicargentinian (08/26/2011) [-]
vivo en argentina y no me hubiese enterado de no ser por FJ, que poca importancia que les dan nuestros diarios..
#123 - 4chan refugee (08/26/2011) [-]
Faggots, yo estoy en paro hace 3 meses.
#112 - 4chan refugee (08/26/2011) [-]
Yo estoy en paro hace dos semanas!!!! D:
#366 - Ok, WHAT THE **** MAN. Not cool ¬¬ 08/22/2011 on Holy Spaceballs 0
#841 - > Wake Up > Hungover > Go to computer > S… 08/17/2011 on Lets play a new game 0
#40 - Relax. The important thing is that you told her. Better to kno… 08/15/2011 on Love Tale (Continuation) +3
#82 - Wat  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2011 on I feel like I'm going to... +4
#83 - Thesunnyhunnybunny (08/15/2011) [-]
EPIC!
this is mine lol
#77 - Hello. How are you today? 08/10/2011 on Absolut's profile 0
#34 - I think of different stories and then I join them together as … 08/10/2011 on Is it just me? +1
#150 - You can do it man. Everything is confidence, and you have it. … 08/10/2011 on Love Tale 0
#165 - Picture 08/09/2011 on FJ +4
#68 - Also: 07/26/2011 on BULLSHIT +5
#65 - All of that is ******** . Being nice is not the pr…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2011 on BULLSHIT +9
#68 - Absolut (07/26/2011) [-]
Also:
#11 - Also:  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2011 on History rage +1
#35 - newmapsofhell (07/22/2011) [-]
#10 - Actually the Spanish Royal Family never gave a cent to Columbu…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/21/2011 on History rage +1
User avatar #22 - GIJorge (07/21/2011) [-]
I think it was Isabella herself who funded the expedition, although I'm not sure.
#15 - hoondawg (07/21/2011) [-]
i dont know if it was the royal family but it was definitely the Spanish who funded Columbus. And also thats why its called the west indies because he thought he had had reached west of india.

Who said FJ cant be educational ?? :D
#11 - Absolut (07/21/2011) [-]
Also:
#35 - newmapsofhell (07/22/2011) [-]
#21 - At least give credit to w w w . x k c d . c o m 07/18/2011 on Rick rolled, like never before +1
#3 - Not shopped, but it's not a chainsaw. It's just a digging machine. 07/13/2011 on Epic Bagger Decepticon -1
#177 - I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK! 07/05/2011 on Racehorse pun 0
#275 - .__. 07/05/2011 on My parents are strange. 0
#1131 - Demonoid or any torrent site. They're amazing but quite sad. 07/01/2011 on Me C0MP 0
#156 - With any luck, could me the same guys :D (or girl in the case … 06/30/2011 on Me C0MP 0
#147 - Ever seen the OVA's? They're brutal O_O  [+] (4 new replies) 06/30/2011 on Me C0MP 0
User avatar #185 - dagold (06/30/2011) [-]
OVAs? I havn't seen them but would like to know where I could
User avatar #1131 - Absolut (07/01/2011) [-]
Demonoid or any torrent site. They're amazing but quite sad.
User avatar #154 - benjiburns (06/30/2011) [-]
lol yeah, love how Hiko slices up those thiefs.
I'm sure the remake will be cool, but its obvious that the voice acting will be different. Hope they do a good job in that aspect.
User avatar #156 - Absolut (06/30/2011) [-]
With any luck, could me the same guys :D (or girl in the case of Kenshin XD)
#143 - It is, actually. If it's the same studio I think it will be aw…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/30/2011 on Me C0MP 0
#146 - benjiburns (06/30/2011) [-]
Fuck Yeah
#147 - Absolut (06/30/2011) [-]
Ever seen the OVA's? They're brutal O_O
User avatar #185 - dagold (06/30/2011) [-]
OVAs? I havn't seen them but would like to know where I could
User avatar #1131 - Absolut (07/01/2011) [-]
Demonoid or any torrent site. They're amazing but quite sad.
User avatar #154 - benjiburns (06/30/2011) [-]
lol yeah, love how Hiko slices up those thiefs.
I'm sure the remake will be cool, but its obvious that the voice acting will be different. Hope they do a good job in that aspect.
User avatar #156 - Absolut (06/30/2011) [-]
With any luck, could me the same guys :D (or girl in the case of Kenshin XD)
#128 - Exquisite taste in the 90's section.  [+] (8 new replies) 06/30/2011 on Me C0MP +4
User avatar #137 - benjiburns (06/30/2011) [-]
I read Rurouni Kenshin was gonna be remade... duno how good that'll be.
User avatar #143 - Absolut (06/30/2011) [-]
It is, actually. If it's the same studio I think it will be awesome (remakes in anime are normally pretty good :D)
#146 - benjiburns (06/30/2011) [-]
Fuck Yeah
#147 - Absolut (06/30/2011) [-]
Ever seen the OVA's? They're brutal O_O
User avatar #185 - dagold (06/30/2011) [-]
OVAs? I havn't seen them but would like to know where I could
User avatar #1131 - Absolut (07/01/2011) [-]
Demonoid or any torrent site. They're amazing but quite sad.
User avatar #154 - benjiburns (06/30/2011) [-]
lol yeah, love how Hiko slices up those thiefs.
I'm sure the remake will be cool, but its obvious that the voice acting will be different. Hope they do a good job in that aspect.
User avatar #156 - Absolut (06/30/2011) [-]
With any luck, could me the same guys :D (or girl in the case of Kenshin XD)
#40 - damn >.< thanks :D 06/29/2011 on Lonely +1
#14 - PIGFARTS!!! 06/29/2011 on Harry Potter Comp 6 +3

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#79 - Absolut (10/09/2011) [-]
**Absolut rolled a random image**
User avatar #78 - Absolut (10/05/2011) [-]
lol
User avatar #76 - KingOfLulz (08/10/2011) [-]
Hi there.
User avatar #77 to #78 - Absolut (08/10/2011) [-]
Hello. How are you today?
User avatar #65 - ChronoBoost (12/24/2010) [-]
Whenever i see a world untouched by war, a world of innocence, a world of lush forests and clear rivers... I really just wanna nuke the crap out of it.
User avatar #66 to #66 - Absolut (12/26/2010) [-]
Best quote in history XD
#60 - MCPO (08/19/2010) [-]
You avatar and this pic go with your rank.
#61 to #61 - Absolut (08/19/2010) [-]
And for this, you deserve a thumbs up.
And for this, you deserve a thumbs up.
#59 - Absolut (08/12/2010) [-]
**** yeah pictures!
User avatar #50 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
i will use my overlord to catch you!

you can't hide from me!
User avatar #51 to #51 - Absolut (07/22/2010) [-]
Nukes.

Nuff said.
User avatar #52 to #52 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
you wont be able to defend yourself in time for my zergling rush
User avatar #53 to #53 - Absolut (07/22/2010) [-]
Then I'll die with them. A true Ghost enjoys killing Zergs more than his own life >=D.
User avatar #54 to #54 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
lol starcraft ftw!
User avatar #45 - SuperBabyJesuz (07/19/2010) [-]
Starcraft ******* rules
User avatar #46 to #46 - Absolut (07/19/2010) [-]
Damn right it does!

What did you use? XD
User avatar #47 to #47 - SuperBabyJesuz (07/19/2010) [-]
I use all races
User avatar #48 to #48 - Absolut (07/19/2010) [-]
Good enough. Fairly obvious which one I use though :P
User avatar #49 to #49 - SuperBabyJesuz (07/19/2010) [-]
true, i usually just put it on random, but sometimes ill pick
#43 - holderoflife **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
wait ur level is awesome face but ur avatar tells me otherwise
User avatar #44 to #43 - Absolut (07/02/2010) [-]
well, that IS an awesome face =D
#41 - knightcurtis **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
nice avatar bro
User avatar #42 to #41 - Absolut (07/01/2010) [-]
Likewise, young warrior.
User avatar #34 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
testicles!

that is all
User avatar #35 to #34 - Absolut (06/30/2010) [-]
Congratulations: you managed to intrigue and slightly arouse me at the same time, like pornography on SFW sites.

I applaud and salute you.

Also, the game.
User avatar #36 to #35 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
well, I only got one thing to say to that......FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
User avatar #37 to #36 - Absolut (06/30/2010) [-]
*bows head
*shows trollface
*hides erection

wait, what?
User avatar #38 to #37 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
*trollface
I guess your not absolute
#55 to #38 - snaredrums **User deleted account** (07/26/2010) [-]
>your
User avatar #56 to #56 - RACECAR (07/27/2010) [-]
*youre
User avatar #57 to #57 - Absolut (07/27/2010) [-]
Why is that guy correcting my profile... on a month-old post?!
User avatar #58 to #58 - RACECAR (07/27/2010) [-]
lol. i dunno
User avatar #39 to #38 - Absolut (06/30/2010) [-]
If I were, Extreme rice would get more thumbs -_-

I need publicity without the thumbs down from spam. Any ideas?

PS: I may or may not be physiologically impaired right now due to medication and/or alcohol, don't let that disturb you.
User avatar #40 to #39 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
all I usually do is PM to all my friends who are on. usually equals around 30 people
User avatar #32 - Durn (06/22/2010) [-]
Goliath online.
User avatar #33 to #32 - Absolut (06/22/2010) [-]
Systems functional.
#29 - ladykratos **User deleted account** (06/16/2010) [-]
your name being absolut, we should find you a kid named Vodka.
User avatar #30 to #29 - Absolut (06/16/2010) [-]
Actually vodka is the reason I made this account XD
#31 to #30 - ladykratos **User deleted account** (06/16/2010) [-]
and I find that reason absolutely legitimate!! :D
#27 - 4chan refugee (05/29/2010) [-]
YOU CALL DOWN THE THUNDER?
#28 to #27 - 4chan refugee (05/29/2010) [-]
or did you just call for an exterminator?
User avatar #25 - Spooge (05/29/2010) [-]
Love the avatar. I've been trying to get the firebat pic, but it just shows up as a blank space -.- lol.
User avatar #26 to #25 - Absolut (05/29/2010) [-]
Try resizing, maybe it's too big.




Need a light?
#17 - OyabunKoro **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
You shourd get a new avatar, that one kinda sucks. Just sayin.
User avatar #18 to #17 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
Ok... done, new avatar!
#19 to #18 - OyabunKoro **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
Just kidding.

Join my Yakuza. Forrow the instructions on my bio.

Do this or I'rr kirr arr your famiry. Then derete this message. Koro commands you.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
New membership? Sorry, this was taken from a dying man and bound to my soul.

Also, I don't have a family. I'm the first artificially-spawned-psychic human.

(your thoughts are not pretty -.-)

XD
#21 to #20 - OyabunKoro **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
You wourdn't deny your emperor wourd you?
User avatar #22 to #21 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
My emperor is Colo. I serve no master but him. I acknowledge your power, Yakuza leader...

... But you'll need an astral handjob to get to me.
#23 to #22 - EmperorColo **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
Werr yes I know that. I don't berieve there is any other emperor on FJ.

I'm frattered that you wourd acknowredge me as your one and onry emperor :)

User avatar #24 to #23 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
*Bows head.

Yes, your royar highness.
User avatar #11 - MCPO (05/17/2010) [-]
Kilroy was here.
User avatar #13 to #11 - Absolut (05/17/2010) [-]
FTW dude... FTW.
User avatar #14 to #13 - MCPO (05/17/2010) [-]
Some other time. I'm running low on condoms.
User avatar #15 to #14 - Absolut (05/18/2010) [-]
Wait, what?
User avatar #16 to #15 - MCPO (05/18/2010) [-]
play on words.
User avatar #9 - kylermannn (04/19/2010) [-]
Are you out of breath?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Absolut (04/20/2010) [-]
I breathe poison, and it's a little dry.
User avatar #6 - Wonder (04/04/2010) [-]
GHOST REPORTIN'
User avatar #7 to #6 - Absolut (04/04/2010) [-]
Someone called for an exterminator?
User avatar #8 to #7 - Wonder (04/04/2010) [-]
I'm Gone~~
User avatar #12 to #8 - MCPO (05/17/2010) [-]
I'm about t' overload my aggression inhibitors!
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