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Date Signed Up:2/18/2010
Last Login:6/17/2012
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#115314 - Mother of god...  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2011 on FJ Pony Thread +1
User avatar #115350 - implosay (11/02/2011) [-]
You like?
#115655 - Absolut (11/02/2011) [-]
I very much do. Thanks!
#115018 - Ok, turn of tables: hit me with some of your best MLP-inspired…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/02/2011 on FJ Pony Thread +1
User avatar #115094 - derpyhoooves (11/02/2011) [-]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BseyCNMQBc
i pick this because alex s did an amazing fucking job with the song
User avatar #115314 - Absolut (11/02/2011) [-]
Mother of god...
User avatar #115350 - implosay (11/02/2011) [-]
You like?
#115655 - Absolut (11/02/2011) [-]
I very much do. Thanks!
User avatar #115039 - rainbowblitz (11/02/2011) [-]
WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBBASSDROPWUBWUBWUBWUBSKREEWUBWUBBASSDROPWUBWUWUBWUBTHEGAMEWUBWU BWUB
#114624 - If only a real orchestra took these pieces... 11/01/2011 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#114434 - (electronic and other fitting genres are also welcome :D) 11/01/2011 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#114419 - Mother of god... this is PERFECT for an upcoming battle in my …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2011 on FJ Pony Thread 0
User avatar #114434 - Absolut (11/01/2011) [-]
(electronic and other fitting genres are also welcome :D)
#114330 - Anyone reccomend an MLP inspired song (hopefully classical) to…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2011 on FJ Pony Thread +1
User avatar #114428 - plataeiou (11/01/2011) [-]
I'LL BE BACH
#114232 - Picture 11/01/2011 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#114200 - Doin' just dandy :D 11/01/2011 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#114182 - **Absolut rolls 97** 11/01/2011 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#114165 - Wat 11/01/2011 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#114147 - Let the party begin... 11/01/2011 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#114025 - I guess you can be proud if you contribute with art, stories, … 11/01/2011 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#113941 - Very much ._. 11/01/2011 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#109659 - Then accept his apology but don't take him back. You can't let…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2011 on FJ Pony Thread +1
User avatar #109734 - nellzie (11/01/2011) [-]
thank you so much :)
#109534 - See if the main reason he changed was you or not. If he associ…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/01/2011 on FJ Pony Thread +2
User avatar #109613 - nellzie (11/01/2011) [-]
I dont want to take back a cheater, my ex fiance cheated on me with 7 women and we were together for two years...

but I absolutely do not regret the time I spent with him because I really loved him (even if he never once said it back) and even moved in with him to be with him because he was the sweetest man in the world, he took me on more dates than I've ever been in in my life and he was the sweetest thing ever...

He's been doing meth since he was extremely young because his father is an addict and he's been drinking since middle school.

I don't think he is changing for me one bit, I honestly think he's just trying to get a cheap lay again and he ran out of money and dope so he is trying to con his way back onto his mother's good side so he can get more money to get high.

I just don't know what to do...I know the obvious thing is to ignore him and never talk to him but I -do- hang out with his family almost every weekend because they are my friends and they care about me and with him doing this he will for sure be around more and the more likely chance I run into him....

I can't deny him his chance to apologize to me, but I don't think emotionally I can ever accept it...
User avatar #109659 - Absolut (11/01/2011) [-]
Then accept his apology but don't take him back. You can't let other people's feelings and desires manipulate your emotional needs. Even though someone may seem sweet, if it doesn't "feel" right and/or damages you emotionally or in any other way, it's just not worth it.

In the end, I believe you already know what you wanna do, therefore it's okay if any advice is ignored. I'm just glad I could offer an ear to listen ^^ I wish you make the right decision for you :D
User avatar #109734 - nellzie (11/01/2011) [-]
thank you so much :)
#109242 - A seed is a pattern for "random terrain generation".… 11/01/2011 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#109145 - mnnn, sounds about right. 11/01/2011 on FJ Pony Thread +2
#91 - Picture 10/31/2011 on PORN FOLDER +1
#13063 - Exactly. 10/27/2011 on FJ Pony Thread +2
#4191 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2011 on The Faces of FunnyJunk +10
User avatar #4212 - bagfullofkittens (10/18/2011) [-]
Then who is phone?
#81 - **Absolut rolled a random image** 10/09/2011 on Absolut's profile 0
#79 - **Absolut rolled a random image**  [+] (3 new replies) 10/09/2011 on Absolut's profile 0
#80 - Absolut (10/09/2011) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
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#82 - ThekidsTEN (11/04/2013) [-]
you may wish to remove this. the new ban rules are quite strict
#81 - Absolut (10/09/2011) [-]
**Absolut rolled a random image**
#1284 - I'll take it as the compliment it is :D 10/06/2011 on Catholic School (Outcome in... 0
#419 - Yes. It's THAT powerful.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/05/2011 on Catholic School (Outcome in... +5
User avatar #693 - hombre (10/06/2011) [-]
I could have sex with you're avatar
User avatar #1284 - Absolut (10/06/2011) [-]
I'll take it as the compliment it is :D
#78 - lol 10/05/2011 on Absolut's profile 0

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#79 - Absolut (10/09/2011) [-]
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User avatar #78 - Absolut (10/05/2011) [-]
lol
User avatar #76 - KingOfLulz (08/10/2011) [-]
Hi there.
User avatar #77 to #78 - Absolut (08/10/2011) [-]
Hello. How are you today?
User avatar #65 - ChronoBoost (12/24/2010) [-]
Whenever i see a world untouched by war, a world of innocence, a world of lush forests and clear rivers... I really just wanna nuke the crap out of it.
User avatar #66 to #66 - Absolut (12/26/2010) [-]
Best quote in history XD
#60 - MCPO (08/19/2010) [-]
You avatar and this pic go with your rank.
#61 to #61 - Absolut (08/19/2010) [-]
And for this, you deserve a thumbs up.
And for this, you deserve a thumbs up.
#59 - Absolut (08/12/2010) [-]
**** yeah pictures!
User avatar #50 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
i will use my overlord to catch you!

you can't hide from me!
User avatar #51 to #51 - Absolut (07/22/2010) [-]
Nukes.

Nuff said.
User avatar #52 to #52 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
you wont be able to defend yourself in time for my zergling rush
User avatar #53 to #53 - Absolut (07/22/2010) [-]
Then I'll die with them. A true Ghost enjoys killing Zergs more than his own life >=D.
User avatar #54 to #54 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
lol starcraft ftw!
User avatar #45 - SuperBabyJesuz (07/19/2010) [-]
Starcraft ******* rules
User avatar #46 to #46 - Absolut (07/19/2010) [-]
Damn right it does!

What did you use? XD
User avatar #47 to #47 - SuperBabyJesuz (07/19/2010) [-]
I use all races
User avatar #48 to #48 - Absolut (07/19/2010) [-]
Good enough. Fairly obvious which one I use though :P
User avatar #49 to #49 - SuperBabyJesuz (07/19/2010) [-]
true, i usually just put it on random, but sometimes ill pick
#43 - holderoflife **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
wait ur level is awesome face but ur avatar tells me otherwise
User avatar #44 to #43 - Absolut (07/02/2010) [-]
well, that IS an awesome face =D
#41 - knightcurtis **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
nice avatar bro
User avatar #42 to #41 - Absolut (07/01/2010) [-]
Likewise, young warrior.
User avatar #34 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
testicles!

that is all
User avatar #35 to #34 - Absolut (06/30/2010) [-]
Congratulations: you managed to intrigue and slightly arouse me at the same time, like pornography on SFW sites.

I applaud and salute you.

Also, the game.
User avatar #36 to #35 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
well, I only got one thing to say to that......FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
User avatar #37 to #36 - Absolut (06/30/2010) [-]
*bows head
*shows trollface
*hides erection

wait, what?
User avatar #38 to #37 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
*trollface
I guess your not absolute
#55 to #38 - snaredrums **User deleted account** (07/26/2010) [-]
>your
User avatar #56 to #56 - RACECAR (07/27/2010) [-]
*youre
User avatar #57 to #57 - Absolut (07/27/2010) [-]
Why is that guy correcting my profile... on a month-old post?!
User avatar #58 to #58 - RACECAR (07/27/2010) [-]
lol. i dunno
User avatar #39 to #38 - Absolut (06/30/2010) [-]
If I were, Extreme rice would get more thumbs -_-

I need publicity without the thumbs down from spam. Any ideas?

PS: I may or may not be physiologically impaired right now due to medication and/or alcohol, don't let that disturb you.
User avatar #40 to #39 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
all I usually do is PM to all my friends who are on. usually equals around 30 people
User avatar #32 - Durn (06/22/2010) [-]
Goliath online.
User avatar #33 to #32 - Absolut (06/22/2010) [-]
Systems functional.
#29 - ladykratos **User deleted account** (06/16/2010) [-]
your name being absolut, we should find you a kid named Vodka.
User avatar #30 to #29 - Absolut (06/16/2010) [-]
Actually vodka is the reason I made this account XD
#31 to #30 - ladykratos **User deleted account** (06/16/2010) [-]
and I find that reason absolutely legitimate!! :D
#27 - anonymous (05/29/2010) [-]
YOU CALL DOWN THE THUNDER?
#28 to #27 - anonymous (05/29/2010) [-]
or did you just call for an exterminator?
User avatar #25 - Spooge (05/29/2010) [-]
Love the avatar. I've been trying to get the firebat pic, but it just shows up as a blank space -.- lol.
User avatar #26 to #25 - Absolut (05/29/2010) [-]
Try resizing, maybe it's too big.




Need a light?
#17 - OyabunKoro **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
You shourd get a new avatar, that one kinda sucks. Just sayin.
User avatar #18 to #17 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
Ok... done, new avatar!
#19 to #18 - OyabunKoro **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
Just kidding.

Join my Yakuza. Forrow the instructions on my bio.

Do this or I'rr kirr arr your famiry. Then derete this message. Koro commands you.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
New membership? Sorry, this was taken from a dying man and bound to my soul.

Also, I don't have a family. I'm the first artificially-spawned-psychic human.

(your thoughts are not pretty -.-)

XD
#21 to #20 - OyabunKoro **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
You wourdn't deny your emperor wourd you?
User avatar #22 to #21 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
My emperor is Colo. I serve no master but him. I acknowledge your power, Yakuza leader...

... But you'll need an astral handjob to get to me.
#23 to #22 - EmperorColo **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
Werr yes I know that. I don't berieve there is any other emperor on FJ.

I'm frattered that you wourd acknowredge me as your one and onry emperor :)

User avatar #24 to #23 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
*Bows head.

Yes, your royar highness.
User avatar #11 - MCPO (05/17/2010) [-]
Kilroy was here.
User avatar #13 to #11 - Absolut (05/17/2010) [-]
FTW dude... FTW.
User avatar #14 to #13 - MCPO (05/17/2010) [-]
Some other time. I'm running low on condoms.
User avatar #15 to #14 - Absolut (05/18/2010) [-]
Wait, what?
User avatar #16 to #15 - MCPO (05/18/2010) [-]
play on words.
User avatar #9 - kylermannn (04/19/2010) [-]
Are you out of breath?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Absolut (04/20/2010) [-]
I breathe poison, and it's a little dry.
User avatar #6 - Wonder (04/04/2010) [-]
GHOST REPORTIN'
User avatar #7 to #6 - Absolut (04/04/2010) [-]
Someone called for an exterminator?
User avatar #8 to #7 - Wonder (04/04/2010) [-]
I'm Gone~~
User avatar #12 to #8 - MCPO (05/17/2010) [-]
I'm about t' overload my aggression inhibitors!
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