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Date Signed Up:2/18/2010
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#81 - Absolut (10/09/2011) [-]
**Absolut rolled a random image**
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#82 to #81 - Absolut (10/09/2011) [-]
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#83 to #82 - Absolut (10/09/2011) [-]
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User avatar #80 - Absolut (10/05/2011) [-]
lol
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User avatar #78 - KingOfLulz (08/10/2011) [-]
Hi there.
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User avatar #79 to #78 - Absolut (08/10/2011) [-]
Hello. How are you today?
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User avatar #66 - ChronoBoost (12/24/2010) [-]
Whenever i see a world untouched by war, a world of innocence, a world of lush forests and clear rivers... I really just wanna nuke the crap out of it.
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User avatar #67 to #66 - Absolut (12/26/2010) [-]
Best quote in history XD
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User avatar #63 - Mainvity (11/03/2010) [-]
Ahh the starcraft Ghost. One of my favorite units.


Im gone.
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User avatar #64 to #63 - Absolut (11/03/2010) [-]
"Somebody called for an exterminator?"

Ultimate fun: 5 silos and a simultaneous nuclear attack XD
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User avatar #65 to #64 - Mainvity (11/03/2010) [-]
Ya, played a match against 8 other people. To make it short almsot an hour through all 8 are left, in 5 minutes only 3 remain. Guy had like 20 or so nukes and fucking raped most the basses. I was hit by 2 but survived XD


but that was a long time ago :(
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#61 - MCPO (08/19/2010) [-]
You avatar and this pic go with your rank.
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#62 to #61 - Absolut (08/19/2010) [-]
And for this, you deserve a thumbs up.
And for this, you deserve a thumbs up.
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#60 - Absolut (08/12/2010) [-]
Fuck yeah pictures!
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User avatar #51 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
i will use my overlord to catch you!

you can't hide from me!
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User avatar #52 to #51 - Absolut (07/22/2010) [-]
Nukes.

Nuff said.
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User avatar #53 to #52 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
you wont be able to defend yourself in time for my zergling rush
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User avatar #54 to #53 - Absolut (07/22/2010) [-]
Then I'll die with them. A true Ghost enjoys killing Zergs more than his own life >=D.
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User avatar #55 to #54 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
lol starcraft ftw!
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User avatar #46 - SuperBabyJesuz (07/19/2010) [-]
Starcraft fucking rules
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User avatar #47 to #46 - Absolut (07/19/2010) [-]
Damn right it does!

What did you use? XD
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User avatar #48 to #47 - SuperBabyJesuz (07/19/2010) [-]
I use all races
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User avatar #49 to #48 - Absolut (07/19/2010) [-]
Good enough. Fairly obvious which one I use though :P
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User avatar #50 to #49 - SuperBabyJesuz (07/19/2010) [-]
true, i usually just put it on random, but sometimes ill pick
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#43 - holderoflife (07/02/2010) [-]
wait ur level is awesome face but ur avatar tells me otherwise
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User avatar #44 to #43 - Absolut (07/02/2010) [-]
well, that IS an awesome face =D
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#41 - knightcurtis (07/01/2010) [-]
nice avatar bro
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User avatar #42 to #41 - Absolut (07/01/2010) [-]
Likewise, young warrior.
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User avatar #34 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
testicles!

that is all
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User avatar #35 to #34 - Absolut (06/30/2010) [-]
Congratulations: you managed to intrigue and slightly arouse me at the same time, like pornography on SFW sites.

I applaud and salute you.

Also, the game.
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User avatar #36 to #35 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
well, I only got one thing to say to that......FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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User avatar #37 to #36 - Absolut (06/30/2010) [-]
*bows head
*shows trollface
*hides erection

wait, what?
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User avatar #38 to #37 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
*trollface
I guess your not absolute
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#56 to #38 - snaredrums (07/26/2010) [-]
>your
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User avatar #57 to #56 - RACECAR (07/27/2010) [-]
*youre
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User avatar #58 to #57 - Absolut (07/27/2010) [-]
Why is that guy correcting my profile... on a month-old post?!
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User avatar #59 to #58 - RACECAR (07/27/2010) [-]
lol. i dunno
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User avatar #39 to #38 - Absolut (06/30/2010) [-]
If I were, Extreme rice would get more thumbs -_-

I need publicity without the thumbs down from spam. Any ideas?

PS: I may or may not be physiologically impaired right now due to medication and/or alcohol, don't let that disturb you.
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User avatar #40 to #39 - RACECAR (06/30/2010) [-]
all I usually do is PM to all my friends who are on. usually equals around 30 people
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User avatar #32 - Durn (06/22/2010) [-]
Goliath online.
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User avatar #33 to #32 - Absolut (06/22/2010) [-]
Systems functional.
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#29 - ladykratos (06/16/2010) [-]
your name being absolut, we should find you a kid named Vodka.
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User avatar #30 to #29 - Absolut (06/16/2010) [-]
Actually vodka is the reason I made this account XD
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#31 to #30 - ladykratos (06/16/2010) [-]
and I find that reason absolutely legitimate!! :D
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#27 - anonymous (05/29/2010) [-]
YOU CALL DOWN THE THUNDER?
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#28 to #27 - anonymous (05/29/2010) [-]
or did you just call for an exterminator?
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User avatar #25 - Spooge (05/29/2010) [-]
Love the avatar. I've been trying to get the firebat pic, but it just shows up as a blank space -.- lol.
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User avatar #26 to #25 - Absolut (05/29/2010) [-]
Try resizing, maybe it's too big.




Need a light?
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#17 - OyabunKoro (05/27/2010) [-]
You shourd get a new avatar, that one kinda sucks. Just sayin.
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User avatar #18 to #17 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
Ok... done, new avatar!
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#19 to #18 - OyabunKoro (05/27/2010) [-]
Just kidding.

Join my Yakuza. Forrow the instructions on my bio.

Do this or I'rr kirr arr your famiry. Then derete this message. Koro commands you.
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User avatar #20 to #19 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
New membership? Sorry, this was taken from a dying man and bound to my soul.

Also, I don't have a family. I'm the first artificially-spawned-psychic human.

(your thoughts are not pretty -.-)

XD
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#21 to #20 - OyabunKoro (05/27/2010) [-]
You wourdn't deny your emperor wourd you?
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User avatar #22 to #21 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
My emperor is Colo. I serve no master but him. I acknowledge your power, Yakuza leader...

... But you'll need an astral handjob to get to me.
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#23 to #22 - EmperorColo (05/27/2010) [-]
Werr yes I know that. I don't berieve there is any other emperor on FJ.

I'm frattered that you wourd acknowredge me as your one and onry emperor :)

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User avatar #24 to #23 - Absolut (05/27/2010) [-]
*Bows head.

Yes, your royar highness.
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User avatar #11 - MCPO (05/17/2010) [-]
Kilroy was here.
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User avatar #13 to #11 - Absolut (05/17/2010) [-]
FTW dude... FTW.
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User avatar #14 to #13 - MCPO (05/17/2010) [-]
Some other time. I'm running low on condoms.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - Absolut (05/18/2010) [-]
Wait, what?
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User avatar #16 to #15 - MCPO (05/18/2010) [-]
play on words.
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User avatar #9 - kylermannn (04/19/2010) [-]
Are you out of breath?
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User avatar #10 to #9 - Absolut (04/20/2010) [-]
I breathe poison, and it's a little dry.
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