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AbsentMinded

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Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:6/30/2015
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latest user's comments

#62 - Wake up. 01/30/2015 on celaeneo's profile 0
#4 - Wow David Mitchell looks ******* mental.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Celebrities who look like... +1
#6 - masqueraide (01/28/2015) [-]
More like David Matt-chell am I right I am not a funny man
#15 - blokrokker (01/29/2015) [-]
#24 - I had it... the one that came with minish cap?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2015 on Game boy 0
#25 - brasssquire (01/28/2015) [-]
Yeh mate, that's the one.
#104 - Noel is hero. 01/28/2015 on The Boosh 0
#96 - Eventually, yeah. 01/28/2015 on Was being retarded part of... 0
#95 - DMU, it's in Leicester. 01/28/2015 on Was being retarded part of... 0
#9 - Total Biscuit went to the university I'm planning on going to …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/27/2015 on Was being retarded part of... +1
#17 - hongkonglongdong (01/27/2015) [-]
Didn't he go to Leicester?
User avatar #95 - AbsentMinded (01/28/2015) [-]
DMU, it's in Leicester.
#15 - John Cena (01/27/2015) [-]
congratulations
are you also planning on doing a cynical gamer channel and getting cancer?
User avatar #96 - AbsentMinded (01/28/2015) [-]
Eventually, yeah.
#35 - John Cena (01/28/2015) [-]
SHIT POST AS ANON
BRAVE
User avatar #81 - cormy (01/28/2015) [-]
Because shitposting as a user makes you so much braver.
>No thumb bans
>Negative levels
>You get recognition for what you do and everyone knows your name.
So far I'm not seeing the downside here.
#52 - Deathnote. 01/27/2015 on Weaboos make terrible parents +1
#47 - I don't get how you can't afford university.. 01/27/2015 on Thanks -1
#17 - Make sure it's powered first though. 01/27/2015 on Wire Stripper +13
#16 - I think it may be a crossbreed. 01/25/2015 on The cat face 0
#145 - England. 01/20/2015 on Wait..what? -4
#104 - Cultural differences man. 01/20/2015 on Wait..what? -4
#4 - I ******* love those chicken dippers. 01/20/2015 on I needed to share my... +1
#82 - I made this exact point and I'm just getting **** for it.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Wait..what? 0
User avatar #205 - eatmynuts (01/21/2015) [-]
because you made it sound like what the woman did was nothing, never said anything about it being sexual assault until after the fact.
User avatar #85 - painfulpain (01/20/2015) [-]
Some might not know you are making a distinction between what the law says and what you think. Just clarify it and u should be fine
#79 - See comment 60. 01/20/2015 on Wait..what? -5
#76 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Wait..what? -7
#102 - John Cena (01/20/2015) [-]
www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/recent-program-updates/new-rape-definition-frequently-asked-questions

In the US any forcible penetration by either party is rape. She forced him to penetrate her vagina? That's rape.
User avatar #104 - AbsentMinded (01/20/2015) [-]
Cultural differences man.
User avatar #77 - CallMeCrisco (01/20/2015) [-]
SPOILER ALERT, not everyone on FJ lives in the same country as you.
User avatar #79 - AbsentMinded (01/20/2015) [-]
See comment 60.
#67 - Then it would be sexual assault, but yeah the law does need changing. 01/20/2015 on Wait..what? -5
#65 - She might have STI's and **** .  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2015 on Wait..what? +3
#92 - willys (01/20/2015) [-]
I'd be fine with that.

yukyukyukyuk
#62 - *Penetration with a penis.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Wait..what? -8
User avatar #73 - CallMeCrisco (01/20/2015) [-]
No, see, you can't go changing your definition. Rape is defined as non consensual intercourse (which means just by riding someone who doesn't consent is an act of rape) or penetration (ANY kind of penetration). That's how it's defined. I have fingers, I have strap ons, hell, I have a fist/arm if I'm feeling particularly malicious. Women can rape.

Please be aware that despite my rape fetish, I do have a moral standard I live by, and I do not condone rape or any other form of sexual assault.
#102 - John Cena (01/20/2015) [-]
www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/recent-program-updates/new-rape-definition-frequently-asked-questions

In the US any forcible penetration by either party is rape. She forced him to penetrate her vagina? That's rape.
User avatar #104 - AbsentMinded (01/20/2015) [-]
Cultural differences man.
User avatar #77 - CallMeCrisco (01/20/2015) [-]
SPOILER ALERT, not everyone on FJ lives in the same country as you.
User avatar #79 - AbsentMinded (01/20/2015) [-]
See comment 60.
#60 - May be different in other countries.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Wait..what? -9
#66 - John Cena (01/20/2015) [-]
Oh that's just great, so a guy can molest a girl, wank on her, penetrate her with toys, fingers, hands or a strap-on, but as long as he doesn't actually use his penis he's not raping her? Yeah that law really needs fucking changing.
User avatar #67 - AbsentMinded (01/20/2015) [-]
Then it would be sexual assault, but yeah the law does need changing.
#36 - Rape implies forcefull penetration. Men cannot be raped by…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Wait..what? -38
User avatar #138 - whatareyouon (01/20/2015) [-]
this makes me curious... which 2nd or 3rd world country do you live in?
User avatar #145 - AbsentMinded (01/20/2015) [-]
England.
#58 - John Cena (01/20/2015) [-]
Rape is non-consensual sex. Nothing to do with penetration or who is penetrated.
User avatar #60 - AbsentMinded (01/20/2015) [-]
#66 - John Cena (01/20/2015) [-]
Oh that's just great, so a guy can molest a girl, wank on her, penetrate her with toys, fingers, hands or a strap-on, but as long as he doesn't actually use his penis he's not raping her? Yeah that law really needs fucking changing.
User avatar #67 - AbsentMinded (01/20/2015) [-]
Then it would be sexual assault, but yeah the law does need changing.
User avatar #56 - CallMeCrisco (01/20/2015) [-]
Yeah, see, people keep saying that, and yet I have no problems at all penetrating my boyfriend...
User avatar #62 - AbsentMinded (01/20/2015) [-]
*Penetration with a penis.
User avatar #73 - CallMeCrisco (01/20/2015) [-]
No, see, you can't go changing your definition. Rape is defined as non consensual intercourse (which means just by riding someone who doesn't consent is an act of rape) or penetration (ANY kind of penetration). That's how it's defined. I have fingers, I have strap ons, hell, I have a fist/arm if I'm feeling particularly malicious. Women can rape.

Please be aware that despite my rape fetish, I do have a moral standard I live by, and I do not condone rape or any other form of sexual assault.
#102 - John Cena (01/20/2015) [-]
www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/recent-program-updates/new-rape-definition-frequently-asked-questions

In the US any forcible penetration by either party is rape. She forced him to penetrate her vagina? That's rape.
User avatar #104 - AbsentMinded (01/20/2015) [-]
Cultural differences man.
User avatar #77 - CallMeCrisco (01/20/2015) [-]
SPOILER ALERT, not everyone on FJ lives in the same country as you.
User avatar #79 - AbsentMinded (01/20/2015) [-]
See comment 60.
#40 - dubh (01/20/2015) [-]
It all amounts to the same thing. Rape=sexual assault. The wording doesn't matter.
#20 - Most people get real jobs at uni though.. 01/20/2015 on Ragrets +5
#61 - Picture 01/17/2015 on celaeneo's profile 0
#60 - oh god.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2015 on celaeneo's profile 0
#61 - AbsentMinded (01/17/2015) [-]

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User avatar #206 to #205 - AbsentMinded (05/22/2015) [-]
Seen it already..
#204 - celaeneo (04/22/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#203 - celaeneo (04/22/2015) [-]
When you finally try a cigar and it's 			****		.
When you finally try a cigar and it's **** .
#201 - celaeneo (04/13/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#199 - celaeneo (01/15/2015) [-]
I'm baaaaaaaacckkkk.
I'm baaaaaaaacckkkk.
#200 to #199 - AbsentMinded (01/15/2015) [-]
Trying to revise like.
Trying to revise like.
#197 - celaeneo (01/12/2015) [-]
Giant mushroom.. MAYBE ITS FRIENDLY
Giant mushroom.. MAYBE ITS FRIENDLY
User avatar #194 - gugek (10/15/2014) [-]
Hey! I hope your day is going well :-] have a great night!
User avatar #195 to #194 - AbsentMinded (10/15/2014) [-]
The **** are you.
User avatar #196 to #195 - AbsentMinded (10/15/2014) [-]
Also thank you.
#190 - John Cena (05/02/2014) [-]
#192 to #191 - John Cena (05/02/2014) [-]
I is sorry

I is just had to.
User avatar #193 to #192 - AbsentMinded (05/02/2014) [-]
I don't understand. :c
User avatar #189 - thebestpieever (01/21/2014) [-]
You abandoned us!
User avatar #182 - thebestpieever (01/16/2014) [-]
The board's back, just so you know.
User avatar #183 to #182 - AbsentMinded (01/16/2014) [-]
Need to get some more ****** in.


After dinner.
User avatar #184 to #183 - thebestpieever (01/16/2014) [-]
Next Tuesday.
User avatar #185 to #184 - AbsentMinded (01/16/2014) [-]
Eventually.
User avatar #186 to #185 - thebestpieever (01/16/2014) [-]
Probably.
User avatar #188 to #187 - thebestpieever (01/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, **** it.
No, please. FeEd Us Feed US FEED US
User avatar #177 - thebestpieever (01/09/2014) [-]
Gallifrey got nuked, by the way.
#178 to #177 - AbsentMinded (01/09/2014) [-]
What?   
   
 also mfw
What?

also mfw
User avatar #179 to #178 - thebestpieever (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, they banned Skillet so the board came down with him.
#180 to #179 - AbsentMinded (01/09/2014) [-]
We can rebuild it?
Better?

Call It Arcadia as well to tempt fate.
User avatar #181 to #180 - thebestpieever (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, we might. Butterisgood actually came to me to see what the **** we should do and I suggested he made the new board (though I suggested Skaro as a name) so we'll see.
#174 - iforgotmyothername (12/31/2013) [-]
screw you ****** that quote is the shiznit
#176 to #175 - iforgotmyothername (12/31/2013) [-]
i'll leave something else then
i'll leave something else then
#169 - celaeneo (06/20/2013) [-]
I dunno if you have this or not.
I dunno if you have this or not.
User avatar #170 to #169 - AbsentMinded (06/20/2013) [-]
how u do dis?
#168 - celaeneo (06/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#161 - mutzaki (05/25/2013) [-]
Are you my mother, Abby?
#162 to #161 - AbsentMinded (05/25/2013) [-]
I am the Ancestor of all Pokemon.
User avatar #163 to #162 - mutzaki (05/25/2013) [-]
Except Arceus, Dialga, Palkia and Giratina.
#164 to #163 - AbsentMinded (05/25/2013) [-]
Those guys are assholes.
#165 to #164 - mutzaki (05/25/2013) [-]
Can I...hug you?
Can I...hug you?
#167 to #166 - mutzaki (05/25/2013) [-]
kay...
kay...
#153 - Nintendokami (05/15/2013) [-]
You summoned me, didn't you?

...What is it?
#154 to #153 - AbsentMinded (05/15/2013) [-]
I require more mew images to fuel the glorious mew based master race.   
   
   
   
Pic dump please?
I require more mew images to fuel the glorious mew based master race.



Pic dump please?
#155 to #154 - Nintendokami (05/15/2013) [-]
It's my super special mew folder that I only share when Mewtwo wants to play with me.

If you don't give it to anyone else, you can have it.
#156 to #155 - AbsentMinded (05/15/2013) [-]
You have my word.   
   
The images will only be used in suitable situations relating to the said images.
You have my word.

The images will only be used in suitable situations relating to the said images.
#157 to #156 - Nintendokami (05/15/2013) [-]
www.mediafire.com/?oxmshexe65sv77g

I hope you enjoy it. I worked hard making it.
#158 to #157 - AbsentMinded (05/15/2013) [-]
Yeah!
I am excite.
#159 to #158 - Nintendokami (05/15/2013) [-]
There's about 355 pictures in there.
#160 to #159 - AbsentMinded (05/16/2013) [-]
Thank you!



Cool guys don't look at explosions.
#152 - celaeneo (05/13/2013) [-]
Was revising for my driving test and found this.
Was revising for my driving test and found this.
#147 - celaeneo (04/26/2013) [-]
Love. This. GIF.   
   
Sokka and Suki totally 			******		.
Love. This. GIF.

Sokka and Suki totally ****** .
#148 to #147 - AbsentMinded (04/26/2013) [-]
Did he just ******* eat the rose?
#149 to #148 - celaeneo (04/26/2013) [-]
"Y'know, it was really unclear"
"Y'know, it was really unclear"
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