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Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:7/27/2014
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#90 - Wow that was genuinely adorable. 04/02/2014 on Vader's Armour +48
#9 - Pervert as in to change?  [+] (23 new replies) 04/02/2014 on You're beautiful on the inside 0
#10 - derpinoff (04/02/2014) [-]
In a way, you do change.
User avatar #48 - cnblade (04/03/2014) [-]
www.drtuber.com/video/1094353/kuroinu-kedakaki-seijo-wa-hakudaku-ni-somaru

Incase you wanted sauce with that gif.
May not have the exact scene.
#47 - flomosho has deleted their comment.
#70 - replytodeleted (04/03/2014) [-]
well all right but if you can't find it soon you should probably call a doctor.
User avatar #30 - dragonicangel (04/02/2014) [-]
Dam I loved that hentai. Would fap again.
#29 - notstill (04/02/2014) [-]
Ice cream sure is tasty
#52 - aerosol (04/03/2014) [-]
#53 - notstill (04/03/2014) [-]
This guy is smellin what I'm steppin in
#54 - aerosol (04/03/2014) [-]
Threads like these don't just happen everyday.
Gotta take advantage of it
User avatar #55 - notstill (04/03/2014) [-]
#57 - aerosol (04/03/2014) [-]
Shit. I'm already out
#58 - notstill (04/03/2014) [-]
Close enough
#81 - kevyart (04/03/2014) [-]
I would like to say, I recently made a new account, completely forgetting that new users can not use NSFW. I appreciate this. I'm not masturbating I swear I'm a liar.
User avatar #86 - notstill (04/03/2014) [-]
Good thing the internet is filled with actually good porn instead of the misshapen tits in NSFW from lonely girls who just want attention from random people.

In my entire FJ carrer I've maybe gone on NSFW three times and I don't have plans to go back any time soon.
User avatar #20 - greyswordsman (04/02/2014) [-]
sauce. now. please.
User avatar #23 - keltainenlumi (04/02/2014) [-]
kuroinu

It's pretty fucking explicit shit.
User avatar #22 - axeul (04/02/2014) [-]
Kuroinu: Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru
#14 - stellermeerkat (04/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #46 - flomosho (04/03/2014) [-]
Sauce?
#74 - anonymous (04/03/2014) [-]
#12 - anonymous (04/02/2014) [-]
Sauce pls inb4 picture of ice cream on its own
#28 - fatspartan (04/02/2014) [-]
Here ya go.
#13 - Oh man that was awesome, Talk about dedication to the role. 04/02/2014 on THCREEEEE +1
#98 - I bought a trench coat today and I'm in two minds about it.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2014 on epic beard 0
User avatar #125 - serotonin (04/02/2014) [-]
I didnt buy mine. I inherited it from my father. It is all worn out now so I geuss I might buy new one next seson. If you look descent in it you should not have two minds
#70 - For fuck sake. If someone is spooning with you the chances are… 04/02/2014 on Embrace the Boner. 0
#249 - Picture 04/02/2014 on Talk about accuracy... 0
#75 - >If I had to Man, I'd go gay for Thor any day. 04/02/2014 on Squeeze & Shoot. +2
#135 - That is two panic at the disco songs.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2014 on What episode of Lazy Town... 0
User avatar #145 - welfarekid (04/01/2014) [-]
I did not even think of that, I am fucking stupid.
#106 - <3 04/01/2014 on Molineriuheuhsomethingksufh... -3
#73 - Fuck Shameless US.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Sprite tastes terrible anyways 0
#117 - baitdoesnttalkback (04/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #74 - owmyanus (04/01/2014) [-]
That would be difficult
#2 - A week and a day. 04/01/2014 on I am the capitan of my soul +1
#41 - This'd be great when my kids start acting up. I'm go… 04/01/2014 on Belt sword +4
#8 - **AbsentMinded rolls 57** 77 03/30/2014 on (untitled) -1
#72 - **AbsentMinded rolls 31** 03/30/2014 on men 0
#414 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2014 on (untitled) 0
#574 - megayoming (03/30/2014) [-]
#332 - I have a solution, It may be a bit advanced for some of you. …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/29/2014 on (untitled) +4
User avatar #389 - megayoming (03/30/2014) [-]
Well i personally have run into people who tell me one game Leagueoflegends Gmod Starcraft2 Any game i enjoy i keep seeing people play stupidly and with a retarded reverence to a god called Pudinpie and its pissing my off that people can see some one play as a unintentional prick saying its justified because some one Popular does it

Playing league me and 3 clan mates say lets fuck up this ranked match
me Soraka like a boss
Friends:Leona,Ramram,Sivir
Trollard goes Jungle Leesin stays afk 30 mins games last over 2 hours mind you Ranked
comes back loling because pudipie was playing minecraft and died I know not every one is like this but i had the misery of playing with them
Game win but we had to spend the entire game knowing we were carrying a low level player that watched pudiepie and did not contribute level 5 buying potions and wards but not using them

if pudipie makes people like that i want him to stop making people into Cesspool retards
#414 - AbsentMinded (03/30/2014) [-]
#574 - megayoming (03/30/2014) [-]
#339 - chewiewhatawookie (03/29/2014) [-]
How do you know you don't like something if you don't watch it?
User avatar #335 - dinkusmaximusprowl (03/29/2014) [-]
That concept is beyond the typical FJer
User avatar #679 - theguywhoaskswhy (03/30/2014) [-]
Your
#17 - Is actually Owen. 03/28/2014 on tumblr 0
#25 - Picture 03/26/2014 on Just Another Gem 0
#16 - I think you're funny.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Just Another Gem 0
User avatar #24 - dreaddune (03/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, but you're absentminded, so your argument is deemed invalid..
#25 - AbsentMinded (03/26/2014) [-]
#23 - Could be referring to pipe weed.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Lord of the rings Facts1 +9
#145 - anonymous (03/26/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 8,752**

Indeed. Weed is just a slang term for marijuana.
#170 - jazco (03/28/2014) [-]
In the books the weed they smoked was similar to tobacco. The movie purposely makes it seem more like marijuana. I guess they think it makes the story more hip.
#10 - I was ready for most of them to be mtg cards.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2014 on EPIC FUARKING MONSTERS... 0
User avatar #18 - zerosonaku (03/24/2014) [-]
Me too, especially after that first one.
#98 - But that's just a theory A GAME THEORY *DUH… 03/23/2014 on loki was ok too +6
#14 - You seem to be functioning and typing quite well.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2014 on Haven't Slept In 65 Hours. +1
User avatar #15 - shagtastic (03/23/2014) [-]
Im focusing on it as much as I can.
#12 - Ahem.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Haven't Slept In 65 Hours. +2
#13 - shagtastic (03/23/2014) [-]
That's my goal. Ill be looking like this by the end.
#14 - AbsentMinded (03/23/2014) [-]
You seem to be functioning and typing quite well.
User avatar #15 - shagtastic (03/23/2014) [-]
Im focusing on it as much as I can.
#11 - Sleep is for the weak. 03/23/2014 on Haven't Slept In 65 Hours. +1
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#190 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
#192 to #191 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
I is sorry

I is just had to.
User avatar #193 to #192 - AbsentMinded (05/02/2014) [-]
I don't understand. :c
User avatar #189 - thebestpieever (01/21/2014) [-]
You abandoned us!
User avatar #182 - thebestpieever (01/16/2014) [-]
The board's back, just so you know.
User avatar #183 to #182 - AbsentMinded (01/16/2014) [-]
Need to get some more niggas in.


After dinner.
User avatar #184 to #183 - thebestpieever (01/16/2014) [-]
Next Tuesday.
User avatar #185 to #184 - AbsentMinded (01/16/2014) [-]
Eventually.
User avatar #186 to #185 - thebestpieever (01/16/2014) [-]
Probably.
User avatar #187 to #186 - AbsentMinded (01/16/2014) [-]
Fuckit.
User avatar #188 to #187 - thebestpieever (01/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, fuck it.
No, please. FeEd Us Feed US FEED US
User avatar #177 - thebestpieever (01/09/2014) [-]
Gallifrey got nuked, by the way.
#178 to #177 - AbsentMinded (01/09/2014) [-]
What?   
   
 also mfw
What?

also mfw
User avatar #179 to #178 - thebestpieever (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, they banned Skillet so the board came down with him.
#180 to #179 - AbsentMinded (01/09/2014) [-]
We can rebuild it?
Better?

Call It Arcadia as well to tempt fate.
User avatar #181 to #180 - thebestpieever (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, we might. Butterisgood actually came to me to see what the fuck we should do and I suggested he made the new board (though I suggested Skaro as a name) so we'll see.
#174 - iforgotmyothername (12/31/2013) [-]
screw you nigger that quote is the shiznit
#176 to #175 - iforgotmyothername (12/31/2013) [-]
i'll leave something else then
i'll leave something else then
#169 - celaeneo (06/20/2013) [-]
I dunno if you have this or not.
I dunno if you have this or not.
User avatar #170 to #169 - AbsentMinded (06/20/2013) [-]
how u do dis?
#168 - celaeneo (06/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#161 - mutzaki (05/25/2013) [-]
Are you my mother, Abby?
#162 to #161 - AbsentMinded (05/25/2013) [-]
I am the Ancestor of all Pokemon.
User avatar #163 to #162 - mutzaki (05/25/2013) [-]
Except Arceus, Dialga, Palkia and Giratina.
#164 to #163 - AbsentMinded (05/25/2013) [-]
Those guys are assholes.
#165 to #164 - mutzaki (05/25/2013) [-]
Can I...hug you?
Can I...hug you?
#167 to #166 - mutzaki (05/25/2013) [-]
kay...
kay...
#153 - Nintendokami (05/15/2013) [-]
You summoned me, didn't you?

...What is it?
#154 to #153 - AbsentMinded (05/15/2013) [-]
I require more mew images to fuel the glorious mew based master race.   
   
   
   
Pic dump please?
I require more mew images to fuel the glorious mew based master race.



Pic dump please?
#155 to #154 - Nintendokami (05/15/2013) [-]
It's my super special mew folder that I only share when Mewtwo wants to play with me.

If you don't give it to anyone else, you can have it.
#156 to #155 - AbsentMinded (05/15/2013) [-]
You have my word.   
   
The images will only be used in suitable situations relating to the said images.
You have my word.

The images will only be used in suitable situations relating to the said images.
#157 to #156 - Nintendokami (05/15/2013) [-]
www.mediafire.com/?oxmshexe65sv77g

I hope you enjoy it. I worked hard making it.
#158 to #157 - AbsentMinded (05/15/2013) [-]
Yeah!
I am excite.
#159 to #158 - Nintendokami (05/15/2013) [-]
There's about 355 pictures in there.
#160 to #159 - AbsentMinded (05/16/2013) [-]
Thank you!



Cool guys don't look at explosions.
#152 - celaeneo (05/13/2013) [-]
Was revising for my driving test and found this.
Was revising for my driving test and found this.
#147 - celaeneo (04/26/2013) [-]
Love. This. GIF.   
   
Sokka and Suki totally fucked.
Love. This. GIF.

Sokka and Suki totally fucked.
#148 to #147 - AbsentMinded (04/26/2013) [-]
Did he just fucking eat the rose?
#149 to #148 - celaeneo (04/26/2013) [-]
&quot;Y'know, it was really unclear&quot;
"Y'know, it was really unclear"
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