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#16 - Pizza Carbonara dude. So ******* good. 7 hours ago on I heard you guys like pizza +1
#45 - Honestly, HIMYM makes me cringe quite a lot.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2014 on How I Met Your Mother 0
User avatar #71 - elcreepo (21 hours ago) [-]
As a sitcom, I didn't mind it. Not my cup of tea, but eh.

What I really think is cringe worthy is the big bang theory. I don't like awkward as fuck characters, never have even in children's movies.
User avatar #87 - hydraetis (16 hours ago) [-]
I probably would be okay with Big Bang Theory if they didn't play the laugh reel every 8 seconds.
#17 - Yeah but it's the exact same character as Joey from friends...  [+] (7 new replies) 11/24/2014 on How I Met Your Mother -3
User avatar #49 - anonymoose (11/24/2014) [-]
Except he's not.
#33 - killerofcows (11/24/2014) [-]
is it, granted they got some common factors, I hardly see them as the same character let alone exact same
User avatar #19 - hydraetis (11/24/2014) [-]
Except more intelligent.

Joey was great, but I think How I Met Your Mother is still overall a more entertaining show than Friends
#89 - Jowi (9 hours ago) [-]
Nah man I love HIMYM but Friends is absolutely the best sitcom of all time and laid the way for all sitcoms since
User avatar #45 - AbsentMinded (11/24/2014) [-]
Honestly, HIMYM makes me cringe quite a lot.
User avatar #71 - elcreepo (21 hours ago) [-]
As a sitcom, I didn't mind it. Not my cup of tea, but eh.

What I really think is cringe worthy is the big bang theory. I don't like awkward as fuck characters, never have even in children's movies.
User avatar #87 - hydraetis (16 hours ago) [-]
I probably would be okay with Big Bang Theory if they didn't play the laugh reel every 8 seconds.
#45 - I laughed. 11/23/2014 on (untitled) +5
#6 - Called it after the punch, try harder. 11/23/2014 on Dem feels +1
#49 - That bit always makes me cringe so ******* much. … 11/23/2014 on YAY! FANSERVICE +2
#10 - >Guy tries to tell a funny story. >Immediately judge…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on I made a mistake... +14
User avatar #13 - ScottP (11/23/2014) [-]
>
>Immediately judged

Welcome to the Internet
#39 - I feel that, It's a DM's job to try to keep the players alive,… 11/23/2014 on RPG funnies 4th edition 0
#132 - It's gon' be a good christmas. 11/22/2014 on Admin's in the wrong game 0
#130 - I think it's 'cause I work for the council, we basically have …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Admin's in the wrong game 0
User avatar #131 - cptmongtard (11/22/2014) [-]
Damn, dude. That's pretty cool
User avatar #132 - AbsentMinded (11/22/2014) [-]
It's gon' be a good christmas.

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User avatar #194 - gugek (10/15/2014) [-]
Hey! I hope your day is going well :-] have a great night!
User avatar #195 to #194 - AbsentMinded (10/15/2014) [-]
The **** are you.
User avatar #196 to #195 - AbsentMinded (10/15/2014) [-]
Also thank you.
#190 - Womens Study Major (05/02/2014) [-]
#192 to #191 - Womens Study Major (05/02/2014) [-]
I is sorry

I is just had to.
User avatar #193 to #192 - AbsentMinded (05/02/2014) [-]
I don't understand. :c
User avatar #189 - thebestpieever ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
You abandoned us!
User avatar #182 - thebestpieever ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
The board's back, just so you know.
User avatar #183 to #182 - AbsentMinded (01/16/2014) [-]
Need to get some more ****** in.


After dinner.
User avatar #184 to #183 - thebestpieever ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Next Tuesday.
User avatar #185 to #184 - AbsentMinded (01/16/2014) [-]
Eventually.
User avatar #186 to #185 - thebestpieever ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Probably.
User avatar #188 to #187 - thebestpieever ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, **** it.
No, please. FeEd Us Feed US FEED US
User avatar #177 - thebestpieever ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Gallifrey got nuked, by the way.
#178 to #177 - AbsentMinded (01/09/2014) [-]
What?   
   
 also mfw
What?

also mfw
User avatar #179 to #178 - thebestpieever ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, they banned Skillet so the board came down with him.
#180 to #179 - AbsentMinded (01/09/2014) [-]
We can rebuild it?
Better?

Call It Arcadia as well to tempt fate.
User avatar #181 to #180 - thebestpieever ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, we might. Butterisgood actually came to me to see what the **** we should do and I suggested he made the new board (though I suggested Skaro as a name) so we'll see.
#174 - iforgotmyothername (12/31/2013) [-]
screw you ****** that quote is the shiznit
#176 to #175 - iforgotmyothername (12/31/2013) [-]
i'll leave something else then
i'll leave something else then
#169 - celaeneo (06/20/2013) [-]
I dunno if you have this or not.
I dunno if you have this or not.
User avatar #170 to #169 - AbsentMinded (06/20/2013) [-]
how u do dis?
#168 - celaeneo (06/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#161 - mutzaki (05/25/2013) [-]
Are you my mother, Abby?
#162 to #161 - AbsentMinded (05/25/2013) [-]
I am the Ancestor of all Pokemon.
User avatar #163 to #162 - mutzaki (05/25/2013) [-]
Except Arceus, Dialga, Palkia and Giratina.
#164 to #163 - AbsentMinded (05/25/2013) [-]
Those guys are assholes.
#165 to #164 - mutzaki (05/25/2013) [-]
Can I...hug you?
Can I...hug you?
#167 to #166 - mutzaki (05/25/2013) [-]
kay...
kay...
#153 - Nintendokami (05/15/2013) [-]
You summoned me, didn't you?

...What is it?
#154 to #153 - AbsentMinded (05/15/2013) [-]
I require more mew images to fuel the glorious mew based master race.   
   
   
   
Pic dump please?
I require more mew images to fuel the glorious mew based master race.



Pic dump please?
#155 to #154 - Nintendokami (05/15/2013) [-]
It's my super special mew folder that I only share when Mewtwo wants to play with me.

If you don't give it to anyone else, you can have it.
#156 to #155 - AbsentMinded (05/15/2013) [-]
You have my word.   
   
The images will only be used in suitable situations relating to the said images.
You have my word.

The images will only be used in suitable situations relating to the said images.
#157 to #156 - Nintendokami (05/15/2013) [-]
www.mediafire.com/?oxmshexe65sv77g

I hope you enjoy it. I worked hard making it.
#158 to #157 - AbsentMinded (05/15/2013) [-]
Yeah!
I am excite.
#159 to #158 - Nintendokami (05/15/2013) [-]
There's about 355 pictures in there.
#160 to #159 - AbsentMinded (05/16/2013) [-]
Thank you!



Cool guys don't look at explosions.
#152 - celaeneo (05/13/2013) [-]
Was revising for my driving test and found this.
Was revising for my driving test and found this.
#147 - celaeneo (04/26/2013) [-]
Love. This. GIF.   
   
Sokka and Suki totally 						******					.
Love. This. GIF.

Sokka and Suki totally ****** .
#148 to #147 - AbsentMinded (04/26/2013) [-]
Did he just ******* eat the rose?
#149 to #148 - celaeneo (04/26/2013) [-]
"Y'know, it was really unclear"
"Y'know, it was really unclear"
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