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Abortedwafflez

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Date Signed Up:3/13/2010
Last Login:4/28/2015
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I need to level up my autism skill.

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latest user's comments

#10 - I did not know that part. But eh, it doesn't justify the malpr… 15 hours ago on baltimore leaked footage 0
#6 - Eh, I did more research. From what I can assume, the police ar…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2015 on baltimore leaked footage 0
#9 - fefe (22 hours ago) [-]
guy had an existing warrant for his arrest, was well aware, and took off sprinting as soon as he and the cops made eye-contact (a.k.a. SUSPICIOUS AS FUCK), so they chased him down, realized he was the perp, etc.
User avatar #10 - Abortedwafflez (15 hours ago) [-]
I did not know that part. But eh, it doesn't justify the malpractice from police in my eyes.
#2 - I googled, all I got was Freddie Gray and angry black people. …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/26/2015 on baltimore leaked footage +2
User avatar #5 - thedeathaudition (04/27/2015) [-]
It is a dindu nuffin case...
User avatar #6 - Abortedwafflez (04/27/2015) [-]
Eh, I did more research. From what I can assume, the police are in the wrong on this one. Nothing to suggest he was linked to any illegal activities apart from running after seeing police. Which, if I had to guess he WAS doing illegal stuff, but there is no evidence. And cops broke his neck from either tackling him, or the hogtie. Or if I could put my spin on it, one of the bicycle cops put their knee down on his neck to hold him down.
#9 - fefe (22 hours ago) [-]
guy had an existing warrant for his arrest, was well aware, and took off sprinting as soon as he and the cops made eye-contact (a.k.a. SUSPICIOUS AS FUCK), so they chased him down, realized he was the perp, etc.
User avatar #10 - Abortedwafflez (15 hours ago) [-]
I did not know that part. But eh, it doesn't justify the malpractice from police in my eyes.
#3 - fefe (04/26/2015) [-]
yep
#5 - One of my friends has a boyfriend that will constantly touch h… 04/26/2015 on Flirt +3
#57 - Sauce on gif is Kamisama ************* 04/25/2015 on stuff me full +2
#15 - Did people actually have a problem with The Pursuer? I don't e…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2015 on A cut with a high note -1
#30 - fefe (04/25/2015) [-]
I had a problem when I first encountered him because my character was too weak to take him on head to head. If I made one mistake, I was dead, and since the damage I was outputting was awful, the fight was ridiculously long.

It wasn't until I broke down and summoned somebody until I learned that you could use the ballistas to take him down. Then I felt like an idiot.
User avatar #27 - isradam (04/25/2015) [-]
Well you can parry him. People think since you can parry then it'll be easy. then they get cocky and die.
#19 - fefe (04/25/2015) [-]
yeah i know right? i beat kingdom hearts without grinding first time aswell, i also cured cancer
#69 - I wasn't on at the time. I'm Thoren on there. If you saw in th… 04/24/2015 on Pockets 0
#62 - Ah, I see. That sucks. Doesn't help RoK is poorly optimized either.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2015 on Pockets 0
User avatar #63 - cazabrow (04/24/2015) [-]
what was your character name? i breifly went on and saw the pretty rad castles n shit.
User avatar #69 - Abortedwafflez (04/24/2015) [-]
I wasn't on at the time. I'm Thoren on there. If you saw in the flax fields, my house was the Ranger's Tavern, which was next to the plagued village. Made out of reinforced wood.
#58 - Should join Moonbase RP/PVP server. Active admins and hackers …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/24/2015 on Pockets +1
User avatar #59 - cazabrow (04/24/2015) [-]
I would but I'm in Australia, If I don't got to an Oceania server the pings at like 350.
User avatar #62 - Abortedwafflez (04/24/2015) [-]
Ah, I see. That sucks. Doesn't help RoK is poorly optimized either.
User avatar #63 - cazabrow (04/24/2015) [-]
what was your character name? i breifly went on and saw the pretty rad castles n shit.
User avatar #69 - Abortedwafflez (04/24/2015) [-]
I wasn't on at the time. I'm Thoren on there. If you saw in the flax fields, my house was the Ranger's Tavern, which was next to the plagued village. Made out of reinforced wood.
#20 - I watched a couple of the first episodes of Steven Universe an…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/24/2015 on Sadie's mom 0
User avatar #25 - lulzdealer (04/24/2015) [-]
No worries.

Different strokes for different folks and all that.
User avatar #24 - ragnarfag (04/24/2015) [-]
Then drop it.
User avatar #23 - chickenmcgurk (04/24/2015) [-]
If you don't like it you don't have to watch it, nobody is going to push you. But I would suggest watching a few more episodes because the first few aren't really that good.
#21 - kevintothemax (04/24/2015) [-]
That's because you only watched the first couple episodes. It gets much better as you keep watching it.
User avatar #27 - PVTDickStryker (04/25/2015) [-]
Thats what Bronies said about MLP.


If he doesnt like SU, then just let him drop it...
User avatar #28 - kevintothemax (04/25/2015) [-]
hur dur Steven Universe is like mlp.

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#20 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
hello
#22 to #21 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
how are you
#23 to #22 - Abortedwafflez (02/08/2015) [-]
Doin good. How about yourself?
#24 to #23 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
im doing alright darling, a bit tired
#25 to #24 - Abortedwafflez (02/08/2015) [-]
Well that's not good. Get some sleep so you can be wide awake.
Well that's not good. Get some sleep so you can be wide awake.
User avatar #17 - darlingkurusu (01/19/2015) [-]


i dont know what i did wrong
User avatar #18 to #17 - Abortedwafflez (01/19/2015) [-]
I don't know you m8. Sorry.
User avatar #19 to #18 - darlingkurusu (01/19/2015) [-]
oh, its ok. this account is made to be the friend of everyone who reads monster musume.

its all cool
#12 to #11 - Abortedwafflez (11/24/2014) [-]
But...but those are butts.
But...but those are butts.
#16 to #15 - Abortedwafflez (11/24/2014) [-]
Primarily butts...not that i'm complaining.
Primarily butts...not that i'm complaining.
#4 - dareposta (11/16/2012) [-]
hey dude can i have your fj points? they won't affect your rating or anything, they're used by item collectors and nothing more.
#5 to #4 - Abortedwafflez (11/16/2012) [-]
No. Sorry. Have this .gif instead.
No. Sorry. Have this .gif instead.
#3 - AwesomeAnonomous (05/02/2011) [-]
So I heard you like waffles...
User avatar #1 - BigBallSack (07/04/2010) [-]
hi. congrats on losing your profile virginity
User avatar #2 to #1 - Abortedwafflez (07/05/2010) [-]
Thank you.
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