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R.I.P Jimmy Sullivan, you will forever be sorely missed. Your amazing double bass, and angelic curse words you loved to belt out so much will forever stay in our hearts, I can only hope that you are sitting in Heaven, rocking out with the greats, Dimebag, Dio, Grey, and Burton. Good night, sweet prince..

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#5 - He was actually cleaning his gun, not his rifle.  [+] (17 new replies) 01/25/2014 on jackin it +279
#37 - landartheconqueror (01/26/2014) [-]
i totally understand that reference
#31 - ismellgood (01/26/2014) [-]
One is for fighting, one is for fun.
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#25 - farceofnature (01/26/2014) [-]
It's still a shooter anyway.
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#9 - thatonetyler (01/25/2014) [-]
Weapon*
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#46 - bodox (01/26/2014) [-]
I WILL TEAR OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOU THROAT
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#47 - bodox (01/26/2014) [-]
or something along those lines
#11 - ARandomSpoon (01/25/2014) [-]
Perhaps you didn't get the joke. In the movie "Full Metal Jacket" the man pictured here is training a group of newly enlisted soldiers. There is a rather iconic moment when all of the soldiers are marching in their barracks holding their issued M14's. They are chanting a certain phrase, well known by now that I assumed most anyone would understand, "This is my rifle, This is my gun" In which case when they say "Rifle" they gesture to their M14's as their rifle, and then when they say "Gun" they grab between their legs, effectively giving the representation that their penises are being called their "guns." This connects to what soulkiller said by pointing out the fact that he said it was his rifle (Thus referring to an M14 in Full Metal Jacket, or whatever other weapon the serviceman in this story was utilizing) where as in the spirit of Full Metal Jacket, his penis would be considered his penis. You see, this is a form of situational humor where I made a joke and shared it with a picture clearly stating my intended meaning and way that the statement should be taken. I apologize that you live a life where you haven't heard/seen Full Metal Jacket. It's a borderline clinical illness and you should rectify it as soon as possible.
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#112 - shypotato (01/26/2014) [-]
"his penis would be considered his penis"
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#56 - thatguyblaze (01/26/2014) [-]
I hate to be that guy but they are not soldiers they are marines. Soldiers are in the army and marines are in the...well...the marine corps. duh
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#165 - ARandomSpoon (01/26/2014) [-]
*ahem*
Merriam Webster Dictionary:

2. Marine n (1969) one of a class of soldiers serving on shipboard or in close association with a naval force; specif : a member of the U.S. Marine Corps.
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#166 - thatguyblaze (01/26/2014) [-]
Well alrighty then but go ahead and call a marine a soldier and they'll chew your head off
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#167 - ARandomSpoon (01/27/2014) [-]
Lol, alright, My grandfather never had a problem with it, so I don't see your meaning. Are you a Marine and take offense to being called a soldier?
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#168 - thatguyblaze (01/27/2014) [-]
Im not a marine...yet. But I will be when i'm finished with school. I'm just saying that because I have two friends in the marines and i guess they are prideful about it so they find it a bit annoying when they get called a soldier.
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#169 - ARandomSpoon (01/27/2014) [-]
Maybe so, but that doesn't make them any less of a soldier.
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#34 - articulate (01/26/2014) [-]
i hzvdng xddn ig znc ghdfd ix noghinv hou czn o ouf if.
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#12 - thatonetyler (01/25/2014) [-]
i realized this after i posted it, but didn't want to remove it because id look like a scumbag, so im sorry for my stupidness
#13 - ARandomSpoon (01/25/2014) [-]
Go watch FMJ until it's all you think about.
#29 - Niqqa. Red FTW. 01/25/2014 on ARandomSpoon's profile 0
#10 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2014 on one of my favorite gifs for... +1
#6 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 01/25/2014 on one of my favorite gifs for... +1
#64 - The Deputy, Sonic Penis, "That makes three of us" 01/24/2014 on (untitled) 0
#10 - Picture 01/24/2014 on Big iron -1
#12 - Shhhh.... what they don't know, won't hurt them. Naw… 01/24/2014 on Mosin Nagant crate turned... +1
#9 - I bought a Stevens Single 12G for $125 that I plan on turning …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/24/2014 on Mosin Nagant crate turned... 0
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#10 - thegamerslife (01/24/2014) [-]
short barrel? just make sure you get the right paperwork if you go under legal length. they want to get you at every turn.
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#12 - ARandomSpoon (01/24/2014) [-]
Shhhh.... what they don't know, won't hurt them.

Naw, but seriously, I will have to get a short barrel tax or whatever.
#7 - Well... its a little of both lol, my friend (stupidly) bought …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/24/2014 on Mosin Nagant crate turned... 0
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#8 - thegamerslife (01/24/2014) [-]
:/
I would say buy a regular one. then cut it yourself and borrow a recrowner and finish the job. BAM saved a hundred at least.
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#9 - ARandomSpoon (01/24/2014) [-]
I bought a Stevens Single 12G for $125 that I plan on turning into a Coach Gun
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#10 - thegamerslife (01/24/2014) [-]
short barrel? just make sure you get the right paperwork if you go under legal length. they want to get you at every turn.
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#12 - ARandomSpoon (01/24/2014) [-]
Shhhh.... what they don't know, won't hurt them.

Naw, but seriously, I will have to get a short barrel tax or whatever.
#5 - They're still coming down from the crazy "DEY BE TAKIN OU…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/24/2014 on Mosin Nagant crate turned... 0
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#6 - thegamerslife (01/24/2014) [-]
didn't realize mosins were hit by that. I thought the prices were up from before that cause of demand and lack of surplus left.
#7 - ARandomSpoon (01/24/2014) [-]
Well... its a little of both lol, my friend (stupidly) bought his in the height of the scare for like $225. But he got the carbine.
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#8 - thegamerslife (01/24/2014) [-]
:/
I would say buy a regular one. then cut it yourself and borrow a recrowner and finish the job. BAM saved a hundred at least.
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#9 - ARandomSpoon (01/24/2014) [-]
I bought a Stevens Single 12G for $125 that I plan on turning into a Coach Gun
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#10 - thegamerslife (01/24/2014) [-]
short barrel? just make sure you get the right paperwork if you go under legal length. they want to get you at every turn.
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#12 - ARandomSpoon (01/24/2014) [-]
Shhhh.... what they don't know, won't hurt them.

Naw, but seriously, I will have to get a short barrel tax or whatever.