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AMATORY  

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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:5/13/2013
Location:Renton Washington USA
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Big fan of dark humor, metal, and your mom. But why are you reading the description when you could be leaving me annoying comments below??? Onward matey! Plunder me profile! Don't forget to bring a towel! ~ :D ~

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User avatar #172 - caelmercurius (03/08/2013) [-]
Seems like nobody has left you a comment in a while.

Tell me your favorite band.
So I can spam you with similar artists you may or may not have heard.
User avatar #173 to #172 - AMATORY (03/08/2013) [-]
That sounds like a fun game. Arkona is definitely the favorite. What about you?
User avatar #174 to #173 - caelmercurius (03/08/2013) [-]
Coheed and Cambria. Partially because good music, partially because I love concept albums and every album is a concept album, and partially because they all have an epic spanning science fiction comic book series that goes along with them.
User avatar #175 to #174 - AMATORY (03/08/2013) [-]
I shall give it a listen, thanks for the suggestion :)
User avatar #176 to #175 - caelmercurius (03/08/2013) [-]
Awesome! No problem! I just got done seeing them live two days ago, and back in February on the 10th.
User avatar #177 to #176 - AMATORY (03/10/2013) [-]
Neat stuff, they're quite good. I bet the concert was kick-ass. Thanks for the suggestion!
User avatar #178 to #177 - caelmercurius (03/10/2013) [-]
o~o I love you for agreeing. And yes, the concerts were awesome!
User avatar #167 - somemisfit (09/01/2012) [-]
I missed your birthday D:

Happy birthday!

I'll probably leave this comment and not be on FJ again for another few months, but hello!
#168 to #167 - AMATORY (09/02/2012) [-]
Well hello stranger, and thank you! I hardly keep up with FJ anymore so I'm flattered that you do. I'll probably miss yours, so I send a thousand pardons in advance and a virgin as a sacrifice. In the meantime, enjoy Aang's disturbing sexual tastes.
Well hello stranger, and thank you! I hardly keep up with FJ anymore so I'm flattered that you do. I'll probably miss yours, so I send a thousand pardons in advance and a virgin as a sacrifice. In the meantime, enjoy Aang's disturbing sexual tastes.
User avatar #169 to #168 - somemisfit (09/04/2012) [-]
I'm not a stranger D:

Actually I probably am, anymore. I never get on FJ, you probably don't remember me.

Also it's Oct, 24th, but don't worry about it. I accept your pardons and virgin.

And I do. I do enjoy his sexual tastes >:)
User avatar #170 to #169 - AMATORY (09/04/2012) [-]
Giggedy... I suppose you would, given that you're a fan of the Ferguson ;)
User avatar #171 to #170 - somemisfit (09/12/2012) [-]
Of course. Not sure how one couldn't be.
#162 - panzerbro (08/20/2012) [-]
Happy birthday man, take this

Enjoy it
User avatar #164 to #162 - AMATORY (08/21/2012) [-]
Har Har >_> lol thanks, I guess this would make me OP because on a scale of 1 to gay that's a very faggoty cake :D
#161 - mistandshadow (08/20/2012) [-]
So if it really is your birthday happy happy happy birthday! Hope it went amazingly for you. Yay! And well if it wasn't really your birthday then i suppose hi. (I sound like a total creepy and i'm sorry)
So if it really is your birthday happy happy happy birthday! Hope it went amazingly for you. Yay! And well if it wasn't really your birthday then i suppose hi. (I sound like a total creepy and i'm sorry)
User avatar #163 to #161 - AMATORY (08/21/2012) [-]
Aw thanks dude! Not at all creepy, I totally bother/stalk people on the internets all the time. It is a way of life. What does the sun look like again??
User avatar #165 to #163 - mistandshadow (08/21/2012) [-]
Well thats good. Stalking/bothing is fun. Th-th-the sun.... I'm not sure. But i hear it is horrible
User avatar #166 to #165 - AMATORY (08/22/2012) [-]
Aye, why would anyone wish to bathe in all those harmful rays? Silly normal people. :P
#157 - N. Korean citizen (02/02/2012) [-]
Hey Amatory. How are you?

-Lazerfish (banned several, several months ago, so i don't have proof i'm me)
User avatar #158 to #160 - AMATORY (02/04/2012) [-]
Hey! I've been good, not on here much anymore cuz of school. Why'd they ban you?
User avatar #148 - somemisfit (10/20/2011) [-]
Hey Amatory! I never get on here anymore.... my guilty pleasure has become reddit... sorry. ;P hows it been?
User avatar #149 to #151 - AMATORY (10/20/2011) [-]
Hah! Mine has been work, school, and depression :D ...and catching up on robot skeleton episodes... so pretty normal, how about yourself?
User avatar #150 to #152 - somemisfit (10/21/2011) [-]
Yeah schools in there too. also, this damn site introduced me to minecraft, so I don't have much of a life left besides my friends and baseball :P
I'm doin great though. I'm actually in Colorado visiting family right now. If you don't remember I live in Indiana. Nothing really new other than my birthday is Monday!
btw when I told you my age I lied by a year :P I'm turning fourteen. 'S pretty much it.
User avatar #151 to #153 - AMATORY (10/21/2011) [-]
Sweet! happy early you-stretched-your-mom's-pelvis day! XD Dang, what's Colorado like? I've only been out of WA to visit Cali or Minnesota.
Hah, see - this is why I ignore my brothers' pleas that I join minecraft - knowing myself, I'd have no life left :D hey, do you have to pay to join btw?
User avatar #152 to #154 - somemisfit (11/04/2011) [-]
Haha thanks! it was great. its snowy, and beautiful, and mountainous. i love it. the weather is weird, it can be snowing, but you would be comfy in shorts and a shirt.
:P and yeah, unless you pirate it like i did for a while. then i bought it. dont regret it. less life, but more knowledge on electricity believe it or not XD
#153 to #155 - AMATORY (11/04/2011) [-]
Nice, I shall have to visit it someday :D Hmmm well I'm flat broke at this point, but it'll be something to consider once I come into some cashish again..
Nice, I shall have to visit it someday :D Hmmm well I'm flat broke at this point, but it'll be something to consider once I come into some cashish again..
User avatar #154 to #156 - somemisfit (11/08/2011) [-]
It'd be a great investment. Very fine investment indeed. so question. have you been here all since i left? and if so, what all happened on fj? like i said ive been all over reddit, on tumblr for 20 mins... what a waste. and ive been lurking /b/ the whole time. im trying to get back to the site more often, just cause :P
User avatar #155 to #157 - AMATORY (11/08/2011) [-]
I've actually been pretty absent, what with school & work :P so I'm pretty clueless about these bronies and their adventures. Been watching shows online and submerging myself in fantasy fiction again. Yeah, I keep coming back here but I'm not even sure why
User avatar #159 to #158 - Sunset **User deleted account** (07/16/2012) [-]
check my comment number, then yours
User avatar #160 to #159 - AMATORY (07/16/2012) [-]
WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT
User avatar #156 to #158 - somemisfit (11/09/2011) [-]
Yeah... it's kinda getting sad how many bronies live in fj... probably more why I go to reddit. i can get the funny, and sub reddits for everything else, while avoiding rainbow pony gayness.
User avatar #144 - CaptainJohnPrice (08/27/2011) [-]
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
User avatar #145 to #147 - AMATORY (08/27/2011) [-]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!11!!!1!!!!!one!
User avatar #134 - somemisfit (05/15/2011) [-]
i want your PENIS amatory, can you wrap it in a burrito for me?
User avatar #135 to #137 - AMATORY (05/15/2011) [-]
D: what the hell?! Nevar!!! Only a taco is sufficient to properly wrap by peginis!!!
User avatar #146 to #138 - nerdfighter **User deleted account** (09/28/2011) [-]
why not wrap it in a burfriedo :) - dftba
User avatar #147 to #149 - AMATORY (09/30/2011) [-]
Hah! Only French the Llama deserves to be wrapped in a burfriedo! :P
User avatar #136 to #138 - somemisfit (05/15/2011) [-]
excuse me, but, it sounds like youre saying that tacos are better than burritos. is this correct?
#137 to #139 - AMATORY (05/15/2011) [-]
Yes, yes I am! Are you implying that this is not so?!?!?!
Yes, yes I am! Are you implying that this is not so?!?!?!
User avatar #138 to #140 - somemisfit (05/15/2011) [-]
Yes, I am, are you implying with your pic that you are angry about it?
#139 to #141 - AMATORY (05/15/2011) [-]
Nay good sir, I am merely implying that since we are at an impasse, this most certainly means war. Now choose your  weapon; mine is this guitar-like instrument! *plays a sexy song*
Nay good sir, I am merely implying that since we are at an impasse, this most certainly means war. Now choose your weapon; mine is this guitar-like instrument! *plays a sexy song*
#140 to #142 - somemisfit (05/15/2011) [-]
mine is walter. suck it.
mine is walter. suck it.
User avatar #141 to #143 - AMATORY (05/15/2011) [-]
Oooh, he pisses me off-fa-fa!!!
User avatar #142 to #144 - somemisfit (05/15/2011) [-]
lol. jef-f-f dun haaaaaaam is hilrs.
User avatar #143 to #145 - AMATORY (05/15/2011) [-]
:D ya!
#126 - somemisfit (05/04/2011) [-]
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User avatar #133 to #129 - somemisfit (05/07/2011) [-]
gave that bitch a notification.





bitches love notifications.
#127 to #129 - AMATORY (05/04/2011) [-]
HOLY SHIT OK YOU HAVE IT!!!!!11!!11!1one!
#128 to #130 - somemisfit (05/05/2011) [-]
lol hes gonna getcha.
#129 to #131 - AMATORY (05/07/2011) [-]
oh deah gawd in heav'n, i'm gon' daaah!!
User avatar #125 - somemisfit (05/04/2011) [-]
plunder
User avatar #124 - somemisfit (05/04/2011) [-]
plunder
User avatar #123 - somemisfit (05/04/2011) [-]
plunder
User avatar #122 - somemisfit (05/04/2011) [-]
plunder
User avatar #121 - somemisfit (05/04/2011) [-]
comment
User avatar #130 to #124 - AMATORY (05/07/2011) [-]
one of these is not like the other...
User avatar #131 to #133 - somemisfit (05/07/2011) [-]
seriously shhh, he doesn't like it when they talk about it.
#120 - somemisfit (05/04/2011) [-]
Plundering your profile with a towel.... how the hell am i supposed to use to use this thing?
User avatar #112 - somemisfit (03/26/2011) [-]
QUICK!
How do I make something funny with paint, no photoshop, and an unskilled fail child hand?!?!
User avatar #113 to #115 - AMATORY (04/07/2011) [-]
With MAGIC! . . . . . Motherfucker!
User avatar #116 to #116 - somemisfit (04/07/2011) [-]
Oh. I thought using a scalpel to FUCKING CUT IT OUT OF YOUR COLON would be the best way, since you're pretty damn funny. But nevermind, I'll just go ask the magic midgets tied up in my basement.
User avatar #117 to #119 - AMATORY (04/09/2011) [-]
Wait, there are midgets in your basement? Let me get my glow sticks!!! ~ :D ~
*unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce*
User avatar #118 to #120 - somemisfit (04/10/2011) [-]
STOP.




GLOWSTICK TIME!
User avatar #119 to #121 - AMATORY (04/12/2011) [-]
aaaaawwwwwww
yyyyyyeeeeeeaaaaaaaa!!!
#111 - bobJML (03/19/2011) [-]
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
#115 to #117 - bobJML (04/07/2011) [-]
YO!
YO!
User avatar #109 - iMJesus (02/28/2011) [-]
LOL!
Awesome Pic! I thumbed up, can you thumb up this for me?
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1733706/Superhero/
User avatar #110 to #112 - AMATORY (02/28/2011) [-]
I thumbed cuz it was funneh. However, if I get moar spam in the future, I will eat everything you love for breakfast. And I will roundhouse kick your profile. Kthnxbye! :3
User avatar #105 - Gigleman **User deleted account** (01/01/2011) [-]
tag,YOURE IT


fucker...
#106 to #108 - AMATORY (01/01/2011) [-]
PREPARE YOUR ANUS!!!
#107 to #109 - Gigleman **User deleted account** (01/01/2011) [-]
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#108 to #110 - AMATORY (01/06/2011) [-]
Oh lawdy!!
User avatar #96 - SashaXD **User deleted account** (12/28/2010) [-]
Privet, kak dila? ^-^
User avatar #97 to #99 - AMATORY (12/28/2010) [-]
:D ochen priyatno, osobenno kogda yest s kem govorit po ruski! Kak vi menya nayshli?
User avatar #98 to #100 - SashaXD **User deleted account** (12/28/2010) [-]
Ti napisal gdeta shto ti s ukraine, ya toj s ukraine , tak rishila pazdarovatsa :3
krome tavo , tvoi nik eta AMATORY XD
ne tajelo panat shto vi ruskii X3
User avatar #99 to #101 - AMATORY (12/28/2010) [-]
:) horosho. Ya otvechayu kak ko mne govoryat, ale ya takozh mozhu govoriti pu Ukrayinski ;) I ya divchina, I just don't advertise the fact here very much lol
User avatar #100 to #102 - SashaXD **User deleted account** (12/29/2010) [-]
Ya hatya radilas v Ukraine, no toka po ruskii mogu govorit D:
ya toj dev4onka , its written in my profile XD
Priyatna paznakomitsa lol
User avatar #101 to #103 - SashaXD **User deleted account** (12/29/2010) [-]
ti naverna uje panala kak menya zavut XD
A kak tebya yesli ne secret? :P
Ili mne tebya nazivat amatory? ^^
User avatar #102 to #104 - AMATORY (12/29/2010) [-]
lol ne sekret, menya zavut Zarina :)
#103 to #105 - SashaXD **User deleted account** (12/29/2010) [-]
S nastupayeshem novim godam , Zarina :P
User avatar #104 to #106 - AMATORY (12/29/2010) [-]
Spasibo! ^_^ *omnomnomnom* I tebe tozhe, Sasha :D
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