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Age: 25
Consoles Owned: Commodore 64
Interests: movies, books, comedy, philosophy, singing in the car
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:8/14/2014
Location:Renton Washington USA
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Big fan of dark humor, British panel shows, and chocolate. But why are you reading the description when you could be leaving me annoying comments below???

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#91 - Wizard reading Hawking? MARRY ME. 04/16/2013 on Wrong Wizard 0
#15 - First track: 04/16/2013 on Stormageddon 0
#14 - So... are you a boy or girl? Cuz if you're a boy, WHAT THE … 04/16/2013 on Stormageddon 0
#13 - Whovian metal album? This needs to happen.... O.O  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2013 on Stormageddon 0
User avatar #15 - AMATORY (04/16/2013) [-]
#76 - Heh, I believe you may be operating under the assumption that … 04/16/2013 on Great Britain 0
#29 - So it's a globe. I just don't understand why something so sill…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2013 on Feminist Logic 0
User avatar #30 - cleverguy (04/15/2013) [-]
honestly, it's pretty obviously not supposed to be a globe.....
#5 - "Don't forget the revolver, John." 04/15/2013 on Watson +2
#31 - To quote the ever-eloquent Reddit, "Damnation. That's hot." 04/15/2013 on Punk'D Disney -1
#19 - "We like to have a baked potato wit baked beans on it, 's…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/15/2013 on Great Britain 0
#43 - jojotomaz (04/15/2013) [-]
it is fucking lovely.

sorry its not

DEEP GREASE FILLED FRIELS BURGERS AND CHICKEN WITH A POUND OF SALT.
User avatar #76 - AMATORY (04/16/2013) [-]
Heh, I believe you may be operating under the assumption that I'm American. I'm not and I hate burgers. I'm Ukrainian, so I like more sensible things like onions, bacon, garlic, beets, and pickled herring. O.o
#20 - winglit (04/15/2013) [-]
"Do you have any sauce?"
"yeah Red or Brown?"
User avatar #26 - AnonsForSure (04/15/2013) [-]
"Straight. It's the new gay!"
#187 - True enough, mate. As this is the most intelligent discussion …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2013 on The Bible On Rape +1
#190 - hudspud (04/15/2013) [-]
Wow, we didn't threaten to kill each other by the end. My first successful online debate :D
#181 - God made people that way - so if he writes them a book he shou…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/15/2013 on The Bible On Rape 0
#198 - anonymous (04/15/2013) [-]
The Bible is just man's interpretation of God's word. Man wrote it, not God.
User avatar #229 - jakefenris (04/15/2013) [-]
"Know this first of all, that there is no prophecy of scripture that is a matter of personal interpretation, for no prophecy ever came through human will; but rather human beings moved by the holy Spirit spoke under the influence of God." Peter 20-21
#184 - hudspud (04/15/2013) [-]
People can understand it, however people often look for reasons to make the bible look silly and try to take things out of context, making it confusing and causing people who read the thing to argue with people who haven't. I wouldn't call an author bad because people took 3 sentences from the middle of their book without and background knowledge and started saying how they didn't make sense.
#187 - AMATORY (04/15/2013) [-]
True enough, mate. As this is the most intelligent discussion I've had with a person of religion I think I'll end things right here on a good note. If that's what makes you happy and it's your decision to follow the Bible, more power to ya.
#190 - hudspud (04/15/2013) [-]
Wow, we didn't threaten to kill each other by the end. My first successful online debate :D
#177 - That IS the entire premise of the Bible. 04/15/2013 on The Bible On Rape 0
#59 - I demand the flavor of a church being burned by Vikings, where is it?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2013 on Awesomeness +2
User avatar #62 - supamonkey (04/15/2013) [-]
You mean Burzum flavour?
#17 - As opposed to all the other ways one can hold up the Earth. O.…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2013 on Feminist Logic 0
User avatar #27 - cleverguy (04/15/2013) [-]
clouds are on earth. if you're surounded by clouds, you're still on earth, yet she is holding earth in her hands. unless she's on some giant venus, the picture doesn't make much sense
User avatar #29 - AMATORY (04/15/2013) [-]
So it's a globe. I just don't understand why something so silly got the large number of thumbs Although asking the internet to make sense is even sillier so I'll just shut up now. :D
User avatar #30 - cleverguy (04/15/2013) [-]
honestly, it's pretty obviously not supposed to be a globe.....
#21 - RIght, coming up to a random person on the street to tell them… 04/15/2013 on Witty title +4
#168 - That's very wise advice. So why would a supposedly all-knowing…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/15/2013 on The Bible On Rape 0
#232 - anonymous (04/15/2013) [-]
Simply put it, there are controversies and FOOLISH controversies.

Most that happen on the internet are FOOLISH ones which mostly end with "suck mah dick dumbass faggot"

The ones in real are on average better and WORTHY of conversing as people tend to act a bit more sensible in real life.
#180 - hudspud (04/15/2013) [-]
Because the humans reading them aren't all knowing...
User avatar #181 - AMATORY (04/15/2013) [-]
God made people that way - so if he writes them a book he should make it so they can understand it.
#198 - anonymous (04/15/2013) [-]
The Bible is just man's interpretation of God's word. Man wrote it, not God.
User avatar #229 - jakefenris (04/15/2013) [-]
"Know this first of all, that there is no prophecy of scripture that is a matter of personal interpretation, for no prophecy ever came through human will; but rather human beings moved by the holy Spirit spoke under the influence of God." Peter 20-21
#184 - hudspud (04/15/2013) [-]
People can understand it, however people often look for reasons to make the bible look silly and try to take things out of context, making it confusing and causing people who read the thing to argue with people who haven't. I wouldn't call an author bad because people took 3 sentences from the middle of their book without and background knowledge and started saying how they didn't make sense.
#187 - AMATORY (04/15/2013) [-]
True enough, mate. As this is the most intelligent discussion I've had with a person of religion I think I'll end things right here on a good note. If that's what makes you happy and it's your decision to follow the Bible, more power to ya.
#190 - hudspud (04/15/2013) [-]
Wow, we didn't threaten to kill each other by the end. My first successful online debate :D
#175 - anonymous (04/15/2013) [-]
Why would you think the laws were made by God?
User avatar #177 - AMATORY (04/15/2013) [-]
That IS the entire premise of the Bible.
#140 - All you can eat. 04/15/2013 on Hmm.. 0
#341 - Well **** me upside down and sideways. 04/15/2013 on tumblr -1
#118 - **** , that's a commercial..... ok, here's a thing… 04/14/2013 on tired lips +1
#117 - The fabric of our lives!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2013 on tired lips 0
#118 - AMATORY (04/14/2013) [-]
Shit, that's a commercial..... ok, here's a thing of stuff compiled by people that conveys why we watch it best: www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ss-zQeNu01k
My personal favorite episode is the Van Gogh one; I would recommend watching it all the way through by yourself with a glass of whiskey.
#116 - The cotton  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2013 on tired lips 0
#117 - AMATORY (04/14/2013) [-]
The fabric of our lives!
#118 - AMATORY (04/14/2013) [-]
Shit, that's a commercial..... ok, here's a thing of stuff compiled by people that conveys why we watch it best: www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ss-zQeNu01k
My personal favorite episode is the Van Gogh one; I would recommend watching it all the way through by yourself with a glass of whiskey.
#115 - The feels,  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2013 on tired lips 0
#116 - AMATORY (04/14/2013) [-]
The cotton
#117 - AMATORY (04/14/2013) [-]
The fabric of our lives!
#118 - AMATORY (04/14/2013) [-]
Shit, that's a commercial..... ok, here's a thing of stuff compiled by people that conveys why we watch it best: www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ss-zQeNu01k
My personal favorite episode is the Van Gogh one; I would recommend watching it all the way through by yourself with a glass of whiskey.
#114 - The jokes,  [+] (4 new replies) 04/14/2013 on tired lips +1
#115 - AMATORY (04/14/2013) [-]
The feels,
#116 - AMATORY (04/14/2013) [-]
The cotton
#117 - AMATORY (04/14/2013) [-]
The fabric of our lives!
#118 - AMATORY (04/14/2013) [-]
Shit, that's a commercial..... ok, here's a thing of stuff compiled by people that conveys why we watch it best: www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ss-zQeNu01k
My personal favorite episode is the Van Gogh one; I would recommend watching it all the way through by yourself with a glass of whiskey.
#47 - TO BE WITH THE DOCTOR YOU MUST DIE BEING WITH THE DOCTOR I… 04/14/2013 on Amy Pond, what are you doing. 0
#5 - But more importantly, what the amount of sarcasm would be? 04/14/2013 on The Best Mash-Up +2
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#183 - anonymous (07/01/2013) [-]
Sorry for creeping you out, figured that would be the response... i mean come on what else would someone say to that. Just some guyyou know that likes you a lot. I don't know, seeing you makes me happy and your sarcasm makes me smile every time. Anyways more creepy for you i guess.
User avatar #184 to #183 - AMATORY (07/05/2013) [-]
My main question here, since I feel like rolling with it... do you actually know me in real life?
#186 to #184 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
I guess i am too scared to log in, doesnt change how i feel about you. You have no idea how much you turn me on, everything you do makes me want you more. And you have the most amazing body, perfection.
#185 to #184 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
Yes, yes I do. A proud Ukrainian woman. I'm sure nothing will come of this, but it was nice to finally tell you how I feel about you. Really do love everything about you by the way. I'll stop bugging you if you want, last thing thou; find something to live and die for, the world doesn't owe you **** , fight for what you want.
#181 - anonymous (06/28/2013) [-]
You are so damn beautiful... your laugh... your jokes.... your smile.... your voice.... your hair.... and you're so freaggin smart, scary smart.
User avatar #182 to #181 - AMATORY (06/30/2013) [-]
Well you've certainly succeeded in creeping me out, so achievement unlocked there... Amatory is the name of one of my favorite Russian metal bands. Good stuff. And who might you be?
#180 - anonymous (06/28/2013) [-]
And no joke, im pretty sure im in love with you. Love everything about you actually.
#179 - anonymous (06/28/2013) [-]
Amatory... so what does that mean anyways?
User avatar #172 - caelmercurius (03/08/2013) [-]
Seems like nobody has left you a comment in a while.

Tell me your favorite band.
So I can spam you with similar artists you may or may not have heard.
User avatar #173 to #172 - AMATORY (03/08/2013) [-]
That sounds like a fun game. Arkona is definitely the favorite. What about you?
User avatar #174 to #173 - caelmercurius (03/08/2013) [-]
Coheed and Cambria. Partially because good music, partially because I love concept albums and every album is a concept album, and partially because they all have an epic spanning science fiction comic book series that goes along with them.
User avatar #175 to #174 - AMATORY (03/08/2013) [-]
I shall give it a listen, thanks for the suggestion :)
User avatar #176 to #175 - caelmercurius (03/08/2013) [-]
Awesome! No problem! I just got done seeing them live two days ago, and back in February on the 10th.
User avatar #177 to #176 - AMATORY (03/10/2013) [-]
Neat stuff, they're quite good. I bet the concert was kick-ass. Thanks for the suggestion!
User avatar #178 to #177 - caelmercurius (03/10/2013) [-]
o~o I love you for agreeing. And yes, the concerts were awesome!
User avatar #167 - somemisfit (09/01/2012) [-]
I missed your birthday D:

Happy birthday!

I'll probably leave this comment and not be on FJ again for another few months, but hello!
#168 to #167 - AMATORY (09/02/2012) [-]
Well hello stranger, and thank you! I hardly keep up with FJ anymore so I'm flattered that you do. I'll probably miss yours, so I send a thousand pardons in advance and a virgin as a sacrifice. In the meantime, enjoy Aang's disturbing sexual tastes.
Well hello stranger, and thank you! I hardly keep up with FJ anymore so I'm flattered that you do. I'll probably miss yours, so I send a thousand pardons in advance and a virgin as a sacrifice. In the meantime, enjoy Aang's disturbing sexual tastes.
User avatar #169 to #168 - somemisfit (09/04/2012) [-]
I'm not a stranger D:

Actually I probably am, anymore. I never get on FJ, you probably don't remember me.

Also it's Oct, 24th, but don't worry about it. I accept your pardons and virgin.

And I do. I do enjoy his sexual tastes >:)
User avatar #170 to #169 - AMATORY (09/04/2012) [-]
Giggedy... I suppose you would, given that you're a fan of the Ferguson ;)
User avatar #171 to #170 - somemisfit (09/12/2012) [-]
Of course. Not sure how one couldn't be.
#162 - panzerbro (08/20/2012) [-]
Happy birthday man, take this

Enjoy it
User avatar #164 to #162 - AMATORY (08/21/2012) [-]
Har Har >_> lol thanks, I guess this would make me OP because on a scale of 1 to gay that's a very faggoty cake :D
#161 - mistandshadow (08/20/2012) [-]
So if it really is your birthday happy happy happy birthday! Hope it went amazingly for you. Yay! And well if it wasn't really your birthday then i suppose hi. (I sound like a total creepy and i'm sorry)
So if it really is your birthday happy happy happy birthday! Hope it went amazingly for you. Yay! And well if it wasn't really your birthday then i suppose hi. (I sound like a total creepy and i'm sorry)
User avatar #163 to #161 - AMATORY (08/21/2012) [-]
Aw thanks dude! Not at all creepy, I totally bother/stalk people on the internets all the time. It is a way of life. What does the sun look like again??
User avatar #165 to #163 - mistandshadow (08/21/2012) [-]
Well thats good. Stalking/bothing is fun. Th-th-the sun.... I'm not sure. But i hear it is horrible
User avatar #166 to #165 - AMATORY (08/22/2012) [-]
Aye, why would anyone wish to bathe in all those harmful rays? Silly normal people. :P
#157 - anonymous (02/02/2012) [-]
Hey Amatory. How are you?

-Lazerfish (banned several, several months ago, so i don't have proof i'm me)
User avatar #158 to #160 - AMATORY (02/04/2012) [-]
Hey! I've been good, not on here much anymore cuz of school. Why'd they ban you?
User avatar #148 - somemisfit (10/20/2011) [-]
Hey Amatory! I never get on here anymore.... my guilty pleasure has become reddit... sorry. ;P hows it been?
User avatar #149 to #151 - AMATORY (10/20/2011) [-]
Hah! Mine has been work, school, and depression :D ...and catching up on robot skeleton episodes... so pretty normal, how about yourself?
User avatar #150 to #152 - somemisfit (10/21/2011) [-]
Yeah schools in there too. also, this damn site introduced me to minecraft, so I don't have much of a life left besides my friends and baseball :P
I'm doin great though. I'm actually in Colorado visiting family right now. If you don't remember I live in Indiana. Nothing really new other than my birthday is Monday!
btw when I told you my age I lied by a year :P I'm turning fourteen. 'S pretty much it.
User avatar #151 to #153 - AMATORY (10/21/2011) [-]
Sweet! happy early you-stretched-your-mom's-pelvis day! XD Dang, what's Colorado like? I've only been out of WA to visit Cali or Minnesota.
Hah, see - this is why I ignore my brothers' pleas that I join minecraft - knowing myself, I'd have no life left :D hey, do you have to pay to join btw?
User avatar #152 to #154 - somemisfit (11/04/2011) [-]
Haha thanks! it was great. its snowy, and beautiful, and mountainous. i love it. the weather is weird, it can be snowing, but you would be comfy in shorts and a shirt.
:P and yeah, unless you pirate it like i did for a while. then i bought it. dont regret it. less life, but more knowledge on electricity believe it or not XD
#153 to #155 - AMATORY (11/04/2011) [-]
Nice, I shall have to visit it someday :D Hmmm well I'm flat broke at this point, but it'll be something to consider once I come into some cashish again..
Nice, I shall have to visit it someday :D Hmmm well I'm flat broke at this point, but it'll be something to consider once I come into some cashish again..
User avatar #154 to #156 - somemisfit (11/08/2011) [-]
It'd be a great investment. Very fine investment indeed. so question. have you been here all since i left? and if so, what all happened on fj? like i said ive been all over reddit, on tumblr for 20 mins... what a waste. and ive been lurking /b/ the whole time. im trying to get back to the site more often, just cause :P
User avatar #155 to #157 - AMATORY (11/08/2011) [-]
I've actually been pretty absent, what with school & work :P so I'm pretty clueless about these bronies and their adventures. Been watching shows online and submerging myself in fantasy fiction again. Yeah, I keep coming back here but I'm not even sure why
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User avatar #160 to #159 - AMATORY (07/16/2012) [-]
WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT
User avatar #156 to #158 - somemisfit (11/09/2011) [-]
Yeah... it's kinda getting sad how many bronies live in fj... probably more why I go to reddit. i can get the funny, and sub reddits for everything else, while avoiding rainbow pony gayness.
User avatar #144 - CaptainJohnPrice (08/27/2011) [-]
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
User avatar #145 to #147 - AMATORY (08/27/2011) [-]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!11!!!1!!!!!one!
User avatar #134 - somemisfit (05/15/2011) [-]
i want your PENIS amatory, can you wrap it in a burrito for me?
User avatar #135 to #137 - AMATORY (05/15/2011) [-]
D: what the hell?! Nevar!!! Only a taco is sufficient to properly wrap by peginis!!!
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User avatar #147 to #149 - AMATORY (09/30/2011) [-]
Hah! Only French the Llama deserves to be wrapped in a burfriedo! :P
User avatar #136 to #138 - somemisfit (05/15/2011) [-]
excuse me, but, it sounds like youre saying that tacos are better than burritos. is this correct?
#137 to #139 - AMATORY (05/15/2011) [-]
Yes, yes I am! Are you implying that this is not so?!?!?!
Yes, yes I am! Are you implying that this is not so?!?!?!
User avatar #138 to #140 - somemisfit (05/15/2011) [-]
Yes, I am, are you implying with your pic that you are angry about it?
#139 to #141 - AMATORY (05/15/2011) [-]
Nay good sir, I am merely implying that since we are at an impasse, this most certainly means war. Now choose your  weapon; mine is this guitar-like instrument! *plays a sexy song*
Nay good sir, I am merely implying that since we are at an impasse, this most certainly means war. Now choose your weapon; mine is this guitar-like instrument! *plays a sexy song*
#140 to #142 - somemisfit (05/15/2011) [-]
mine is walter. suck it.
mine is walter. suck it.
User avatar #141 to #143 - AMATORY (05/15/2011) [-]
Oooh, he pisses me off-fa-fa!!!
User avatar #142 to #144 - somemisfit (05/15/2011) [-]
lol. jef-f-f dun haaaaaaam is hilrs.
User avatar #143 to #145 - AMATORY (05/15/2011) [-]
:D ya!
#126 - somemisfit (05/04/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #133 to #129 - somemisfit (05/07/2011) [-]
gave that bitch a notification.





bitches love notifications.
#127 to #129 - AMATORY (05/04/2011) [-]
HOLY **** OK YOU HAVE IT!!!!!11!!11!1one!
#128 to #130 - somemisfit (05/05/2011) [-]
lol hes gonna getcha.
#129 to #131 - AMATORY (05/07/2011) [-]
oh deah gawd in heav'n, i'm gon' daaah!!
User avatar #125 - somemisfit (05/04/2011) [-]
plunder
User avatar #124 - somemisfit (05/04/2011) [-]
plunder
User avatar #123 - somemisfit (05/04/2011) [-]
plunder
User avatar #122 - somemisfit (05/04/2011) [-]
plunder
User avatar #121 - somemisfit (05/04/2011) [-]
comment
User avatar #130 to #124 - AMATORY (05/07/2011) [-]
one of these is not like the other...
User avatar #131 to #133 - somemisfit (05/07/2011) [-]
seriously shhh, he doesn't like it when they talk about it.
#120 - somemisfit (05/04/2011) [-]
Plundering your profile with a towel.... how the hell am i supposed to use to use this thing?
User avatar #112 - somemisfit (03/26/2011) [-]
QUICK!
How do I make something funny with paint, no photoshop, and an unskilled fail child hand?!?!
User avatar #113 to #115 - AMATORY (04/07/2011) [-]
With MAGIC! . . . . . ************ !
User avatar #116 to #116 - somemisfit (04/07/2011) [-]
Oh. I thought using a scalpel to ******* CUT IT OUT OF YOUR COLON would be the best way, since you're pretty damn funny. But nevermind, I'll just go ask the magic midgets tied up in my basement.
User avatar #117 to #119 - AMATORY (04/09/2011) [-]
Wait, there are midgets in your basement? Let me get my glow sticks!!! ~ :D ~
*unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce*
User avatar #118 to #120 - somemisfit (04/10/2011) [-]
STOP.




GLOWSTICK TIME!
User avatar #119 to #121 - AMATORY (04/12/2011) [-]
aaaaawwwwwww
yyyyyyeeeeeeaaaaaaaa!!!
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