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AMATORY

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Age: 25
Consoles Owned: Commodore 64
Interests: movies, books, comedy, philosophy, singing in the car
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:3/30/2015
Location:Renton Washington USA
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Big fan of dark humor, British panel shows, and chocolate. But why are you reading the description when you could be leaving me annoying comments below???

latest user's comments

#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2011 on how i met your mother +3
User avatar #8 - theguywithhats (07/13/2011) [-]
your doing great, now just add a pic you as forever alone and you will complete this one man and one troll pony thread.
#6 - ...not entirely immune to bullets after all  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2011 on how i met your mother +1
#7 - AMATORY (07/13/2011) [-]
User avatar #8 - theguywithhats (07/13/2011) [-]
your doing great, now just add a pic you as forever alone and you will complete this one man and one troll pony thread.
#5 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 07/13/2011 on how i met your mother +1
#6 - AMATORY (07/13/2011) [-]
...not entirely immune to bullets after all
#7 - AMATORY (07/13/2011) [-]
User avatar #8 - theguywithhats (07/13/2011) [-]
your doing great, now just add a pic you as forever alone and you will complete this one man and one troll pony thread.
#4 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 07/13/2011 on how i met your mother +2
#5 - AMATORY (07/13/2011) [-]
#6 - AMATORY (07/13/2011) [-]
...not entirely immune to bullets after all
#7 - AMATORY (07/13/2011) [-]
User avatar #8 - theguywithhats (07/13/2011) [-]
your doing great, now just add a pic you as forever alone and you will complete this one man and one troll pony thread.
#3 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 07/13/2011 on how i met your mother +2
#4 - AMATORY (07/13/2011) [-]
#5 - AMATORY (07/13/2011) [-]
#6 - AMATORY (07/13/2011) [-]
...not entirely immune to bullets after all
#7 - AMATORY (07/13/2011) [-]
User avatar #8 - theguywithhats (07/13/2011) [-]
your doing great, now just add a pic you as forever alone and you will complete this one man and one troll pony thread.
#2 - legendary Barney dump thread  [+] (9 new replies) 07/13/2011 on how i met your mother 0
#10 - uniground (07/13/2011) [-]
Because it's worth dumping
#9 - lethalpotato (07/13/2011) [-]
User avatar #11 - AMATORY (07/13/2011) [-]
Neil with it. I can't upload more than one gif in a post
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#5 - AMATORY (07/13/2011) [-]
#6 - AMATORY (07/13/2011) [-]
...not entirely immune to bullets after all
#7 - AMATORY (07/13/2011) [-]
User avatar #8 - theguywithhats (07/13/2011) [-]
your doing great, now just add a pic you as forever alone and you will complete this one man and one troll pony thread.
#3 - Someone please explain to me how I would benefit from starting…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/13/2011 on GPlus partay! (read... 0
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#9 - thebrownbomber (07/13/2011) [-]
Oh hey, I couldn't help but notice you're questioning one of the many things we are using to take over the world.


hmmmm.... interesting searches you have here, it'd be a shame if they were to be exposed.
User avatar #20 - AMATORY (07/14/2011) [-]
D: just what are you implying?? I um, that wasn't me, that was, um, my imaginary friend! Yeah, that's it: he's the one looking up the porn! I swear!
User avatar #17 - KiyoTheYoYo (07/13/2011) [-]
Dude. I'm scared now Dx
#18 - thebrownbomber (07/13/2011) [-]
hmmm... "horse, cucumber, mayonnaise, mating call" are your most recent search keywords
User avatar #21 - KiyoTheYoYo (07/16/2011) [-]
actually it's
Victorias Secret
Aspirin Mask
Game Boy Color
Euphoria

d:
#5 - Absolute Madman (07/13/2011) [-]
google > all
#16 - Agnosticism: because neither side presents indisputable eviden…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/13/2011 on Can't we just get along? +10
User avatar #19 - billymayss (07/13/2011) [-]
I'm christian and here is something that very few christian follow but i am one of them.
I don't believe everything in the bible, It has been translated so many times it cannot be the same as it would be originally.
I don't know 100% that my beliefs are correct i think they are and it works great for me. I dont try to push my beliefs on atheist but i will debate with the reasonable ones because i have as i would say "saved" a few people that way, but I will not sit there and scare it in to them I hate those people. It simply makes more sense to me that nothing created God then God created the universe then saying, nothing created the universe (without life) then certain parts collieded and created this complex world we live in.
User avatar #70 - AMATORY (07/13/2011) [-]
*applauds*
#25 - kook (07/13/2011) [-]
I've often wondered about that. If the Bible is God's word, it should be perfect right? But the Bible was written by men, who are imperfect, and then translated by other men, also imperfect, and then there are allegations that the early Catholic and Christian Church have altered parts they didn't see fit, it all seems kind of spotty.

On the other hand, if this was really God's word, would he let it become imperfect by the actions of man? It seems like it's a pretty important thing to let man screw up.

In my mind, it seems that people who take the bigger picture and use that are the ones who truly grasp their faith. Not the ones debating over a few words in one verse.

Let's say there is a God, I doubt he would send a true believer to hell because they think a certain story that goes against scientific fact is symbolic, rather than literal.

A literal vs symbolic debate over a small passage seem to be missing the much bigger point the text brings across.

And if God would send a true Christian to hell because they have doubts a snake just started talking, is that a God really worth following?
User avatar #74 - billymayss (07/13/2011) [-]
Oh and I realized I left out half of what you said so here is my replie to that.

God does not send any christians to hell, regardless of how they took. All

That you have to do to get in heavening is believe that Jesus is your savoir

ask for forgiveness of your sins and you're in.
User avatar #71 - billymayss (07/13/2011) [-]
Well I get your point and its a good one, and that makes me think why would God allow that truthfully I don't really know, there is not really a way to know.
I get what you are saying but I do believe he would just let it become corrupt for he does state many times in the bible that every man is corrupt which in which case unless he allowed absolutely none to read it that it would get corrupted.
#35 - Absolute Madman (07/13/2011) [-]
Also, the Bible isn't actually meant to be taken literally.
#5 - Ever get the weirdest boner?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2011 on Toilet Humour +3
User avatar #7 - zeebotofourtwenty (07/13/2011) [-]
"hey peter, wanna see my peginis?"
#10 - Because **** you gravity! 07/13/2011 on Relaxing at the pool 0
#109 - I would be known as the person who can spell  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2011 on Types of Funnyjunkies +3
#110 - likeabossmuch (07/13/2011) [-]
i wud b known as the person who uses slang. why shud i spell out complete words when u can obviously understand me. if ur gonna complain about my spelling atleast use full grammer.
#25 - because you touch yourself at night 07/13/2011 on I Da Hoe +35
#24 - Picture 07/13/2011 on I Da Hoe +4
#17 - Seems legit  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2011 on animal facts 0
#22 - zenaki (07/13/2011) [-]
#105 - ...and then there are the weirdos  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2011 on Types of Funnyjunkies +6
User avatar #106 - mydogizmexican (07/13/2011) [-]
im a mix between a lurker and a weirdo...a lurking weirdo...depends on the level of weird though
#15 - WHAT. THE. **** . I'm losing hope for hum… 07/12/2011 on Retards +1
#2 - Picture 07/12/2011 on DUDE +10
#148 - But... that IS how I like it! 07/12/2011 on Practice makes perfect 0
#51 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 07/11/2011 on I could Watch this all day +49
#95 - eaglenipple (07/11/2011) [-]
#66 - Absolute Madman (07/11/2011) [-]
britains got talent is fucking amazing
#72 - Absolute Madman (07/11/2011) [-]
I don't think thats Britain's got talent.











They we're on it you idiot, i know they were
User avatar #93 - Hayward (07/11/2011) [-]
They we are on it?
#53 - ViciousVampire (07/11/2011) [-]
The fuck did I just witness...
#95 - I bet your vulva tastes like puddi 07/11/2011 on Wes Nooser Troll +2
#94 - *salutes your trolling* 07/11/2011 on Wes Nooser Troll 0
#505 - XD give this guy a medal. Oh wait, he's already wearing a bunch of em. 07/11/2011 on Casey Anthony Trolling +7
#46 - Did someone say erection??  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2011 on Soon 0
User avatar #47 - wrought (07/10/2011) [-]
i said infection.
#4 - Yes, but it make you lol TO THE FACE?!?!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2011 on A comic with a moral +1
User avatar #5 - DoritothePony (07/10/2011) [-]
Quite so my good friend. Quite so.
#23 - Indeed! And entirely punintentional too :D 07/09/2011 on Computer Keys Screencap +10

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#183 - Absolute Madman (07/01/2013) [-]
Sorry for creeping you out, figured that would be the response... i mean come on what else would someone say to that. Just some guyyou know that likes you a lot. I don't know, seeing you makes me happy and your sarcasm makes me smile every time. Anyways more creepy for you i guess.
User avatar #184 to #183 - AMATORY (07/05/2013) [-]
My main question here, since I feel like rolling with it... do you actually know me in real life?
#186 to #184 - Absolute Madman (01/14/2014) [-]
I guess i am too scared to log in, doesnt change how i feel about you. You have no idea how much you turn me on, everything you do makes me want you more. And you have the most amazing body, perfection.
#185 to #184 - Absolute Madman (07/09/2013) [-]
Yes, yes I do. A proud Ukrainian woman. I'm sure nothing will come of this, but it was nice to finally tell you how I feel about you. Really do love everything about you by the way. I'll stop bugging you if you want, last thing thou; find something to live and die for, the world doesn't owe you **** , fight for what you want.
#181 - Absolute Madman (06/28/2013) [-]
You are so damn beautiful... your laugh... your jokes.... your smile.... your voice.... your hair.... and you're so freaggin smart, scary smart.
User avatar #182 to #181 - AMATORY (06/30/2013) [-]
Well you've certainly succeeded in creeping me out, so achievement unlocked there... Amatory is the name of one of my favorite Russian metal bands. Good stuff. And who might you be?
#180 - Absolute Madman (06/28/2013) [-]
And no joke, im pretty sure im in love with you. Love everything about you actually.
#179 - Absolute Madman (06/28/2013) [-]
Amatory... so what does that mean anyways?
User avatar #172 - caelmercurius (03/08/2013) [-]
Seems like nobody has left you a comment in a while.

Tell me your favorite band.
So I can spam you with similar artists you may or may not have heard.
User avatar #173 to #172 - AMATORY (03/08/2013) [-]
That sounds like a fun game. Arkona is definitely the favorite. What about you?
User avatar #174 to #173 - caelmercurius (03/08/2013) [-]
Coheed and Cambria. Partially because good music, partially because I love concept albums and every album is a concept album, and partially because they all have an epic spanning science fiction comic book series that goes along with them.
User avatar #175 to #174 - AMATORY (03/08/2013) [-]
I shall give it a listen, thanks for the suggestion :)
User avatar #176 to #175 - caelmercurius (03/08/2013) [-]
Awesome! No problem! I just got done seeing them live two days ago, and back in February on the 10th.
User avatar #177 to #176 - AMATORY (03/10/2013) [-]
Neat stuff, they're quite good. I bet the concert was kick-ass. Thanks for the suggestion!
User avatar #178 to #177 - caelmercurius (03/10/2013) [-]
o~o I love you for agreeing. And yes, the concerts were awesome!
User avatar #167 - somemisfit (09/01/2012) [-]
I missed your birthday D:

Happy birthday!

I'll probably leave this comment and not be on FJ again for another few months, but hello!
#168 to #167 - AMATORY (09/02/2012) [-]
Well hello stranger, and thank you! I hardly keep up with FJ anymore so I'm flattered that you do. I'll probably miss yours, so I send a thousand pardons in advance and a virgin as a sacrifice. In the meantime, enjoy Aang's disturbing sexual tastes.
Well hello stranger, and thank you! I hardly keep up with FJ anymore so I'm flattered that you do. I'll probably miss yours, so I send a thousand pardons in advance and a virgin as a sacrifice. In the meantime, enjoy Aang's disturbing sexual tastes.
User avatar #169 to #168 - somemisfit (09/04/2012) [-]
I'm not a stranger D:

Actually I probably am, anymore. I never get on FJ, you probably don't remember me.

Also it's Oct, 24th, but don't worry about it. I accept your pardons and virgin.

And I do. I do enjoy his sexual tastes >:)
User avatar #170 to #169 - AMATORY (09/04/2012) [-]
Giggedy... I suppose you would, given that you're a fan of the Ferguson ;)
User avatar #171 to #170 - somemisfit (09/12/2012) [-]
Of course. Not sure how one couldn't be.
#162 - panzerbro (08/20/2012) [-]
Happy birthday man, take this

Enjoy it
User avatar #164 to #162 - AMATORY (08/21/2012) [-]
Har Har >_> lol thanks, I guess this would make me OP because on a scale of 1 to gay that's a very faggoty cake :D
#161 - mistandshadow (08/20/2012) [-]
So if it really is your birthday happy happy happy birthday! Hope it went amazingly for you. Yay! And well if it wasn't really your birthday then i suppose hi. (I sound like a total creepy and i'm sorry)
So if it really is your birthday happy happy happy birthday! Hope it went amazingly for you. Yay! And well if it wasn't really your birthday then i suppose hi. (I sound like a total creepy and i'm sorry)
User avatar #163 to #161 - AMATORY (08/21/2012) [-]
Aw thanks dude! Not at all creepy, I totally bother/stalk people on the internets all the time. It is a way of life. What does the sun look like again??
User avatar #165 to #163 - mistandshadow (08/21/2012) [-]
Well thats good. Stalking/bothing is fun. Th-th-the sun.... I'm not sure. But i hear it is horrible
User avatar #166 to #165 - AMATORY (08/22/2012) [-]
Aye, why would anyone wish to bathe in all those harmful rays? Silly normal people. :P
#157 - Absolute Madman (02/02/2012) [-]
Hey Amatory. How are you?

-Lazerfish (banned several, several months ago, so i don't have proof i'm me)
User avatar #158 to #160 - AMATORY (02/04/2012) [-]
Hey! I've been good, not on here much anymore cuz of school. Why'd they ban you?
User avatar #148 - somemisfit (10/20/2011) [-]
Hey Amatory! I never get on here anymore.... my guilty pleasure has become reddit... sorry. ;P hows it been?
User avatar #149 to #151 - AMATORY (10/20/2011) [-]
Hah! Mine has been work, school, and depression :D ...and catching up on robot skeleton episodes... so pretty normal, how about yourself?
User avatar #150 to #152 - somemisfit (10/21/2011) [-]
Yeah schools in there too. also, this damn site introduced me to minecraft, so I don't have much of a life left besides my friends and baseball :P
I'm doin great though. I'm actually in Colorado visiting family right now. If you don't remember I live in Indiana. Nothing really new other than my birthday is Monday!
btw when I told you my age I lied by a year :P I'm turning fourteen. 'S pretty much it.
User avatar #151 to #153 - AMATORY (10/21/2011) [-]
Sweet! happy early you-stretched-your-mom's-pelvis day! XD Dang, what's Colorado like? I've only been out of WA to visit Cali or Minnesota.
Hah, see - this is why I ignore my brothers' pleas that I join minecraft - knowing myself, I'd have no life left :D hey, do you have to pay to join btw?
User avatar #152 to #154 - somemisfit (11/04/2011) [-]
Haha thanks! it was great. its snowy, and beautiful, and mountainous. i love it. the weather is weird, it can be snowing, but you would be comfy in shorts and a shirt.
:P and yeah, unless you pirate it like i did for a while. then i bought it. dont regret it. less life, but more knowledge on electricity believe it or not XD
#153 to #155 - AMATORY (11/04/2011) [-]
Nice, I shall have to visit it someday :D Hmmm well I'm flat broke at this point, but it'll be something to consider once I come into some cashish again..
Nice, I shall have to visit it someday :D Hmmm well I'm flat broke at this point, but it'll be something to consider once I come into some cashish again..
User avatar #154 to #156 - somemisfit (11/08/2011) [-]
It'd be a great investment. Very fine investment indeed. so question. have you been here all since i left? and if so, what all happened on fj? like i said ive been all over reddit, on tumblr for 20 mins... what a waste. and ive been lurking /b/ the whole time. im trying to get back to the site more often, just cause :P
User avatar #155 to #157 - AMATORY (11/08/2011) [-]
I've actually been pretty absent, what with school & work :P so I'm pretty clueless about these bronies and their adventures. Been watching shows online and submerging myself in fantasy fiction again. Yeah, I keep coming back here but I'm not even sure why
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User avatar #160 to #159 - AMATORY (07/16/2012) [-]
WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT
User avatar #156 to #158 - somemisfit (11/09/2011) [-]
Yeah... it's kinda getting sad how many bronies live in fj... probably more why I go to reddit. i can get the funny, and sub reddits for everything else, while avoiding rainbow pony gayness.
User avatar #144 - CaptainJohnPrice (08/27/2011) [-]
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
User avatar #145 to #147 - AMATORY (08/27/2011) [-]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!11!!!1!!!!!one!
User avatar #134 - somemisfit (05/15/2011) [-]
i want your PENIS amatory, can you wrap it in a burrito for me?
User avatar #135 to #137 - AMATORY (05/15/2011) [-]
D: what the hell?! Nevar!!! Only a taco is sufficient to properly wrap by peginis!!!
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User avatar #147 to #149 - AMATORY (09/30/2011) [-]
Hah! Only French the Llama deserves to be wrapped in a burfriedo! :P
User avatar #136 to #138 - somemisfit (05/15/2011) [-]
excuse me, but, it sounds like youre saying that tacos are better than burritos. is this correct?
#137 to #139 - AMATORY (05/15/2011) [-]
Yes, yes I am! Are you implying that this is not so?!?!?!
Yes, yes I am! Are you implying that this is not so?!?!?!
User avatar #138 to #140 - somemisfit (05/15/2011) [-]
Yes, I am, are you implying with your pic that you are angry about it?
#139 to #141 - AMATORY (05/15/2011) [-]
Nay good sir, I am merely implying that since we are at an impasse, this most certainly means war. Now choose your  weapon; mine is this guitar-like instrument! *plays a sexy song*
Nay good sir, I am merely implying that since we are at an impasse, this most certainly means war. Now choose your weapon; mine is this guitar-like instrument! *plays a sexy song*
#140 to #142 - somemisfit (05/15/2011) [-]
mine is walter. suck it.
mine is walter. suck it.
User avatar #141 to #143 - AMATORY (05/15/2011) [-]
Oooh, he pisses me off-fa-fa!!!
User avatar #142 to #144 - somemisfit (05/15/2011) [-]
lol. jef-f-f dun haaaaaaam is hilrs.
User avatar #143 to #145 - AMATORY (05/15/2011) [-]
:D ya!
#126 - somemisfit (05/04/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #133 to #129 - somemisfit (05/07/2011) [-]
gave that bitch a notification.





bitches love notifications.
#127 to #129 - AMATORY (05/04/2011) [-]
HOLY **** OK YOU HAVE IT!!!!!11!!11!1one!
#128 to #130 - somemisfit (05/05/2011) [-]
lol hes gonna getcha.
#129 to #131 - AMATORY (05/07/2011) [-]
oh deah gawd in heav'n, i'm gon' daaah!!
User avatar #125 - somemisfit (05/04/2011) [-]
plunder
User avatar #124 - somemisfit (05/04/2011) [-]
plunder
User avatar #123 - somemisfit (05/04/2011) [-]
plunder
User avatar #122 - somemisfit (05/04/2011) [-]
plunder
User avatar #121 - somemisfit (05/04/2011) [-]
comment
User avatar #130 to #124 - AMATORY (05/07/2011) [-]
one of these is not like the other...
User avatar #131 to #133 - somemisfit (05/07/2011) [-]
seriously shhh, he doesn't like it when they talk about it.
#120 - somemisfit (05/04/2011) [-]
Plundering your profile with a towel.... how the hell am i supposed to use to use this thing?
User avatar #112 - somemisfit (03/26/2011) [-]
QUICK!
How do I make something funny with paint, no photoshop, and an unskilled fail child hand?!?!
User avatar #113 to #115 - AMATORY (04/07/2011) [-]
With MAGIC! . . . . . ************ !
User avatar #116 to #116 - somemisfit (04/07/2011) [-]
Oh. I thought using a scalpel to ******* CUT IT OUT OF YOUR COLON would be the best way, since you're pretty damn funny. But nevermind, I'll just go ask the magic midgets tied up in my basement.
User avatar #117 to #119 - AMATORY (04/09/2011) [-]
Wait, there are midgets in your basement? Let me get my glow sticks!!! ~ :D ~
*unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce*
User avatar #118 to #120 - somemisfit (04/10/2011) [-]
STOP.




GLOWSTICK TIME!
User avatar #119 to #121 - AMATORY (04/12/2011) [-]
aaaaawwwwwww
yyyyyyeeeeeeaaaaaaaa!!!
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