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#85 - I played the demo about a month ago, and I love it so much. So…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on A short introduction to... 0
#172 - priestofkarp (6 hours ago) [-]
Write inspirational messages to them daily! I'm sure just following them on twitter and leaving a few comments on that and their blog will be fine. Also, spread the word. The more people know about it the better
#4 - The western half of the Roman Empire wasn't defeated solely by…  [+] (23 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Good Job, San Marino +105
#105 - angelious (07/04/2014) [-]
then there was the whole holy roman empire wich i think turned into germanny later on
#88 - devout feminist (07/04/2014) [-]
thanks faggot, i enjoyed the read.
#87 - melwach (07/04/2014) [-]
Ceterum censeo Goth esse delendam.
User avatar #81 - theshadowed (07/04/2014) [-]
It was actually the HRE who were considered the successors of the Roman Empire by the Catholic Kingdoms
User avatar #107 - serotonin (07/04/2014) [-]
I mentioned before "Constantinople was center of Rome before western part of Empire fell. Western claims were stupid. Its like if Poland invaded Eastern (communist) Germany and proclaim them self one true Germans while western part is still live and kicking "
User avatar #114 - theshadowed (07/04/2014) [-]
But the Byzantine's rule was basically just 1000 years of them collapsing. They had a few good runs with the Emperors Basil and Alexius, bu other than that they were just steadily losing lands
User avatar #116 - serotonin (07/04/2014) [-]
well at one moment they did reclaim big chunk of it (even took southern Italy back). They were constantly under siege, like western part of empire and even worse. While Western Rome was overran by barbarians Eastern faced both barbarians AND armies of civilised kingdoms such as Persians.
User avatar #117 - theshadowed (07/04/2014) [-]
Yup. First the Sassanids, then the Muslims, then the Seljuk Turks. After the Sultanate of Rum was formed, they were pretty much done. No way they could recover

And then there was the fact that many of their emperors were corrupt and idiotic.

But the final straw was definitely the 4th cursade
User avatar #118 - serotonin (07/04/2014) [-]
"no way" is strong statemant.If you had said to Roman that Arabs will conquer whole northern africa he would laugh at you. If you said to Chinese nobles of 300 AD that Mongols would take over much of civilised world they would call you crazy. Crazy things happen all the time.
I am not proud to say that my people (serbs) did their part in bringing down Byzantine Empire. Unlike most barbarians we were gifted our land for our military service but later on as Empire grew weak our kings wanted to replace Byzantium with Serbo-Greek empire. We even founded one under Emperor Dushan... but it didnt last long after his death. Serbian expansion forced Byzantium to pay Turks to protect their western border....which gave Turks foothold in Europe. In our defence our rulers were among the first that recognised Turks as major threat even before they invaded Europe. Said emperor asked from pope permision to call the Crusade against Turks but those plans never got fullfiled because he died .
User avatar #120 - theshadowed (07/05/2014) [-]
The Serbs were brilliant servants of the empire up until that point. Can't really blame them for being ambitious.
I would say there was no way. The Sultunate of Rum and taken all but the coastline of Asia Minor, and if the Byzanines were to strike back, thats bringing the fury of the Seljuks, and likely the fatamid sultanate onto them. While the Byzantines had a brilliant military, I think even that would've been impossible for them
User avatar #122 - serotonin (07/05/2014) [-]
You are from?

Well if Empire have succeded in keeping Turks back a longer they maybe could be able to muster strength and to exploit Mongol incursion in midle east.

Also let me say it again....fuck venice. let it sink. city of wonders, of which 90% they stole . They even stole body of its saint protector. When they sacked Constantinopolis they destroyed so many marvels of art and technology among which were steam powered copper animatronics depicting greek and roman heroes. World had to wait some 500 years for such technology to resurface. So fuck them...with halberd
User avatar #123 - theshadowed (07/05/2014) [-]
I'm English, so I can't really talk about stealing land and destroying wonders
User avatar #124 - serotonin (07/05/2014) [-]
you stole wonders that much is certan....but Egyptian artifact ,for example, I would not count in. You didtn steal it from original Egyptians but from arabs that took over egypt.
User avatar #125 - theshadowed (07/05/2014) [-]
Also we kinda pissed on everyone everywhere. And every hates us right up until the French get too cocky, and then its all 'Britain help please'
User avatar #126 - serotonin (07/05/2014) [-]
Yeah...you did.

Well I see England/GB as balancer of Europe. Going to wars only to stop some other European power from getting to strong. Control as much of colonial world and keep neigbours from getting to big. France - Napoleon wars, Russia - Crimea, AustroHungary and Germany WW1 and 2.
User avatar #49 - thesovereigngrave (07/04/2014) [-]
Actually the Byzantines were known as the 'Empire of the Greeks' or something like that by the West, who viewed the Holy Roman Empire as the legal successor of the Roman Empire.
User avatar #106 - serotonin (07/04/2014) [-]
Constantinople was center of Rome before western part of Empire fell. Western claims were stupid. Its like if Poland invaded Eastern (communist) Germany and proclaim them self one true Germans while western part is still live and kicking
User avatar #113 - thesovereigngrave (07/04/2014) [-]
Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that the Holy Roman Empire had any actual legal claims to be the successor of Rome. The Byzantine Empire was the continuation of the Roman Empire. They just said that "they were called, and called themselves, the Roman Empire." Which isn't quite true since most of Europe didn't call them the Roman Empire.
#25 - repostsrepost (07/03/2014) [-]
After the 3rd century onwards the army of Rome stopped being a professional Roman army like the one that dominated the Mediterranean and became full of gallic, Illyrian, and Germanic mercenaries. Eventually the Emperor stopped being the concept of a 'First Citizen" under Octavianus and Illyrians themselves started to make up the elite class of Rome. In other words, Rome started to be ruled by foreigners before they were ever invaded. As for the Byzantine question. Yeah, they called themselves the Roman Empire. A goose can call itself a duck but it doesn't make it one. Constantinople started when Constantine wanted to rule the empire away from the Senate and the Roman people. The Byzantine Empire was born form one emperor's desire to abandon Roman traditions and values and rule an empire the ay he wanted to. The first thing he did was build extravagant palaces for himself in Constantinople and did things he could never get away with in Rome.
#16 - comradewinter (07/03/2014) [-]
And when it was replaced by the Ottoman Empire, the Orthodox Church and many others fled to Russia, which later became very influential in numerous periods. Hence why some historians call it the Third Rome.
User avatar #12 - wthree (07/03/2014) [-]

Even up until it's defeat, Constantinople was the greatest city on the face of the planet. It's thought that the wave of knowledge and science that came with the refugees to western europe after the city had fallen was a major force in western europe's position as a beacon for learning and scientific advancement.

Now Constantinople is a garbage heap filled with mosques.
#15 - mrgloboglobito (07/03/2014) [-]
Untrue, Constantinople was in steady decay 100 years (give or take) prior the last Ottoman Invasion. Their walls not only fell quickly because of the Ottoman Canons, but also because they were in shitty condition. Plus the garrison mas minuscule by the time of the last siege.

Yes Constantinople was majestic for a while, but you can't just compare to its glory immediately after the fall of Rome
#77 - nebraskaom (07/04/2014) [-]
Pretty much, Constantinople was a powerhouse for around 500 years, but basically the thing that killed it was the fourth crusade around 1200 C.E. A bunch of western powers intended to retake Jerusalem but didn't have the funds so decided to sack their fellow christian city of Constantinople instead. After that it was basically relegated to city state status until the Turks took it.
#127 - Couldn't guess Oliver Penn from Work in Progress. 06/26/2014 on witchcraft 0
#2 - I dunno about anywhere else, but where I went to school the ru… 06/26/2014 on Dress code +1
#6 - Ah, was that the issue? I didn't really read too much into it …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on tasty burgers 0
#8 - roasdkill (06/26/2014) [-]
yeah I work at the chain of stores that was the focus point, was a shit time. But they were worried about the drugs they give horses. Old news now to be honest. Like I said, what do you expect? if you buy super cheap meat, expect cheap meat....
#4 - My issue with that is I don't give a **** if it i…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/25/2014 on tasty burgers +1
#5 - roasdkill (06/25/2014) [-]
Horse meat is damn tasty, I've had it many times. I think the concern was more about the drugs that they give the horses, therefore ending up in the food. But lets face it, when it came to what food it was found in it was super cheap food, like Tesco Value 8 burgers for £1...you sort of expect it lol
#9 - tvfreakuk (06/26/2014) [-]
I didn't give a shit at the time.
Stuff from Tesco is cheap as shit and as a student that's great
Iceland and Aldi are pretty decent too (but I take my own bags to Aldi because they charge for them)
mfw if I didn't have Tesco, Aldi, or Iceland
User avatar #6 - ACanadian (06/25/2014) [-]
Ah, was that the issue? I didn't really read too much into it so I wasn't sure of the true reason.

I'd like to try horse meat but I'm not too sure where I could buy it in my part of Canada. Might have to buy it online.
#8 - roasdkill (06/26/2014) [-]
yeah I work at the chain of stores that was the focus point, was a shit time. But they were worried about the drugs they give horses. Old news now to be honest. Like I said, what do you expect? if you buy super cheap meat, expect cheap meat....
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