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Age: 18
Consoles Owned: PS3, Wii, N64, NES, PS2, Gamecube, PS1, a shitload of handhelds
Video Games Played: CoD, Skyrim, Minecraft, GTA, Battlefield
PS3 Gamertag: Tennis_Ennis_16, Rennis111
Interests: Aerosmith, Led Zeppelin, Muse, Bowling, Guitar
Date Signed Up:8/31/2009
Last Login:5/22/2013
Location:A pickle jar
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I'm a pickle. No, seriously. An actual pickle.

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#26306 - Uh... no... I'm an American and I'm not brainwashed... brainwa…  [+] (15 new replies) 04/06/2013 on Politics - politics news,... +1
#26309 - levchenko (04/06/2013) [-]
That Communists are bad, North Korea is the enemy, Israel is your friend...

Shale i go on?
User avatar #26310 - A Pickle (04/06/2013) [-]
Except that communists are bad, North Korea is a threat, and I don't trust anyone over there in the middle east.
User avatar #26313 - levchenko (04/06/2013) [-]
brainwashed typical american
User avatar #26320 - A Pickle (04/06/2013) [-]
YOUR country wasn't the one attacked on 9/11. I was in SECOND GRADE when that happened. That shit traumatized me. I grew up hating the middle east. You would too if they attacked you on your own soil.
User avatar #26316 - A Pickle (04/06/2013) [-]
Is North Korea targeting your country? Probably not, so you should stop talking. They are a threat to US.
User avatar #26321 - levchenko (04/06/2013) [-]
As a Russian,

North Korea is peace full with us, they meet with us and we trade with them...
They only want peace, all the Propaganda in the west is what makes you think they want to bomb you...
User avatar #26323 - A Pickle (04/06/2013) [-]
The people there are OPENLY taught to hate us. We aren't openly taught to hate them.
User avatar #26322 - A Pickle (04/06/2013) [-]
Except they SAID THEY ARE READY TO BOMB US. Where have you been this past week? Have you seen documentaries about the shit that goes on over there? The people there are treated like peasants!
User avatar #26324 - levchenko (04/06/2013) [-]
Propaganda

The North Koreans have never said anything to there enemy,
Trust me our Pres gets better info then a money grubing American Pres crew does...

Why would the D.P.R.K. say that if they wanted to attack?
they would keep it under top secret info
#26339 - N. Korean citizen (04/06/2013) [-]
>Implying Russia isn't a propaganda machine

Tell me how you feel about Chechnya without saying something that's been spoon fed to you by Tsar Putin.
User avatar #26340 - levchenko (04/06/2013) [-]
Obama thats all i need to say
#26351 - N. Korean citizen (04/06/2013) [-]
Are you serious, or just retarded?

But seriously, how about you tell me how you feel about the situation and Chechnya? Oh and if you say anything similar to Putin or the media I'll claimed you're brainwashed and stupid.
User avatar #26327 - A Pickle (04/06/2013) [-]
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/north-korea-crisis-kim-jongun-threa tens-allout-nuclear-war-8555350.html

Read the fucking article. They want to go to war with us. You're the ignorant one. We did nothing directly to initiate this. We were only conducting our yearly military drills over in South Korea and Kim Jong Un took it the wrong way.
User avatar #26328 - levchenko (04/06/2013) [-]
"yearly military drills over in South Korea"

The last font of the cold war...
Typical Americans
User avatar #26329 - A Pickle (04/06/2013) [-]
You don't see me talking shit about Russia, so shut the fuck up. You cannot honestly tell me North Korea is a friendly country.

Typical Russians, getting drunk from vodka all the time.

See what I did there?

I'm done arguing for now. North Korea is a threat to the US, ask ANYBODY ELSE HERE. We will kick their asses when war erupts, and that's that. Call me brainwashed, maybe I am, but that doesn't change the fact that North Korea is going to get the crap kicked out of them.

Good day.
#3908065 - Picture 04/06/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#3908053 - ITT: You know you're a brony when...  [+] (7 new replies) 04/06/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
User avatar #3908097 - nerdyghost (04/06/2013) [-]
You can't roll. *roll 2*
User avatar #3908088 - appleyjack (04/06/2013) [-]
**appleyjack rolls 78** you can't roll dubs
User avatar #3908081 - insaneiare (04/06/2013) [-]
you own $250 worth of pony toys!
User avatar #3908062 - princessthymicorn (04/06/2013) [-]
you watch My Little Pony.
User avatar #3908061 - kevinhanianisded (04/06/2013) [-]
you don't mind pony prn
User avatar #3908057 - thebumsnatcher (04/06/2013) [-]
**thebumsnatcher rolls 69** you can roll dubs
#3908065 - A Pickle (04/06/2013) [-]
#37 - Picture 04/06/2013 on My Girlfriend 0
#26300 - All of their citizens are brainwashed to hate us anyway...  [+] (17 new replies) 04/05/2013 on Politics - politics news,... +1
#26305 - levchenko (04/06/2013) [-]
And all Americans are just as brainwashed as well?
User avatar #26306 - A Pickle (04/06/2013) [-]
Uh... no... I'm an American and I'm not brainwashed... brainwashed to think what exactly?
#26309 - levchenko (04/06/2013) [-]
That Communists are bad, North Korea is the enemy, Israel is your friend...

Shale i go on?
User avatar #26310 - A Pickle (04/06/2013) [-]
Except that communists are bad, North Korea is a threat, and I don't trust anyone over there in the middle east.
User avatar #26313 - levchenko (04/06/2013) [-]
brainwashed typical american
User avatar #26320 - A Pickle (04/06/2013) [-]
YOUR country wasn't the one attacked on 9/11. I was in SECOND GRADE when that happened. That shit traumatized me. I grew up hating the middle east. You would too if they attacked you on your own soil.
User avatar #26316 - A Pickle (04/06/2013) [-]
Is North Korea targeting your country? Probably not, so you should stop talking. They are a threat to US.
User avatar #26321 - levchenko (04/06/2013) [-]
As a Russian,

North Korea is peace full with us, they meet with us and we trade with them...
They only want peace, all the Propaganda in the west is what makes you think they want to bomb you...
User avatar #26323 - A Pickle (04/06/2013) [-]
The people there are OPENLY taught to hate us. We aren't openly taught to hate them.
User avatar #26322 - A Pickle (04/06/2013) [-]
Except they SAID THEY ARE READY TO BOMB US. Where have you been this past week? Have you seen documentaries about the shit that goes on over there? The people there are treated like peasants!
User avatar #26324 - levchenko (04/06/2013) [-]
Propaganda

The North Koreans have never said anything to there enemy,
Trust me our Pres gets better info then a money grubing American Pres crew does...

Why would the D.P.R.K. say that if they wanted to attack?
they would keep it under top secret info
#26339 - N. Korean citizen (04/06/2013) [-]
>Implying Russia isn't a propaganda machine

Tell me how you feel about Chechnya without saying something that's been spoon fed to you by Tsar Putin.
User avatar #26340 - levchenko (04/06/2013) [-]
Obama thats all i need to say
#26351 - N. Korean citizen (04/06/2013) [-]
Are you serious, or just retarded?

But seriously, how about you tell me how you feel about the situation and Chechnya? Oh and if you say anything similar to Putin or the media I'll claimed you're brainwashed and stupid.
User avatar #26327 - A Pickle (04/06/2013) [-]
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/north-korea-crisis-kim-jongun-threa tens-allout-nuclear-war-8555350.html

Read the fucking article. They want to go to war with us. You're the ignorant one. We did nothing directly to initiate this. We were only conducting our yearly military drills over in South Korea and Kim Jong Un took it the wrong way.
User avatar #26328 - levchenko (04/06/2013) [-]
"yearly military drills over in South Korea"

The last font of the cold war...
Typical Americans
User avatar #26329 - A Pickle (04/06/2013) [-]
You don't see me talking shit about Russia, so shut the fuck up. You cannot honestly tell me North Korea is a friendly country.

Typical Russians, getting drunk from vodka all the time.

See what I did there?

I'm done arguing for now. North Korea is a threat to the US, ask ANYBODY ELSE HERE. We will kick their asses when war erupts, and that's that. Call me brainwashed, maybe I am, but that doesn't change the fact that North Korea is going to get the crap kicked out of them.

Good day.
#146 - **A Pickle rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at M… 04/05/2013 on Do it for her +1
#78 - Hypothetically, if Bush was still president (or any republican… 04/05/2013 on truth be told. +1
#34 - The national debt is rising $20,000 every second and Obama is …  [+] (9 new replies) 04/05/2013 on truth be told. -15
User avatar #78 - A Pickle (04/05/2013) [-]
Hypothetically, if Bush was still president (or any republican for that matter), and I just said the same thing, I would have 14 thumbs up, not thumbs down.
#66 - pariahlol (04/05/2013) [-]
implying none of the other presidents have ever been on vacation, despite the fact they have their own personal vacation spot.
#62 - N. Korean citizen (04/05/2013) [-]
>implying anyone cares about the national debt

and most of it is from inidividual debts from loans.
User avatar #57 - DANEATSfatKIDS (04/05/2013) [-]
Oh yes because one of the most worked men in the world doesn't need vacations.
Yes because the president controls national debt.
Because the president is in no way a scapegoat for congress.
At all.
Ever.
#41 - nustix (04/05/2013) [-]
And you seriously think that anyone could do anything different?
To be honest the more I hear of America the more fucked up the system you have sounds.
User avatar #40 - lolfire (04/05/2013) [-]
Do you honestly think Obama can sort any of that shit out ?

He is basically powerless. Other people make the decisions and he just signs the paper. He's just like our queen. A figurehead and nothing more.
User avatar #72 - durkadurka (04/05/2013) [-]
The president is much more than just a figurehead. In recent history the presidency has garnered more executive powers than traditionally available. The presidency can also exercise power through appointment of officials to agencies that create regulation (such as the EPA). The president is also the de facto leader of his party. The president also controls the military. The president's DJ 4DM1Nistration, for example, had control over what specific things the sequester cut from various budgets.

The president is far from in complete control but he is also not at all powerless. A president tends to have control over smaller "details" (for lack of a better word), but the "big picture" stuff is up to all three branches.

The president is the leader, the face of the country. A leader has to unite people, get people to work together, and try to accomplish a goal or solve a problem. A leader will always get the credit or blame for success or failure. So while the president cannot just magically solve problems, he has to be the guy leading the way to solve these problems regardless of his official powers.
User avatar #49 - inflamess (04/05/2013) [-]
Correct me if I'm wrong, as I'm not American, but im pretty sure that when you don't have the majority of supporters in congress, half the motions get shut down, when leads to fuck all getting done/
User avatar #56 - DANEATSfatKIDS (04/05/2013) [-]
You are correct, The president is a scapegoat for congress.
#124 - GAWTA GO FAST 04/04/2013 on /v/ on sonic +1
#33 - I would join it but then I would be considered a r… 04/04/2013 on CAWHM 0
#44 - "<3 Like for respect <3" ...Fuck you. 04/04/2013 on bullets. 0
#61 - "OMG IM SO DONE WITH THIS SITE" - every tumblr user … 04/04/2013 on The Puns 0
#162 - OP got banned. God bless his soul...  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2013 on This may be my last post +48
#596 - N. Korean citizen (04/04/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled user ascendedwings **
#7 - My Internet is 42 Mbps Down and 40 Mbps Up. I fucking… 04/03/2013 on MFW the download is slowing... +1
#35 - This was actually my creation for a project in biology a few years ago 04/03/2013 on rihanna was right +1
#45 - Let Me Put In The Extra Effort To Capitalize Every Single Fuck… 04/03/2013 on The Truth 0
#26 - **A Pickle rolled a random comment #81 posted by rieskimo …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2013 on A Pickle's profile 0
User avatar #27 - potatonuggets (04/03/2013) [-]
**potatonuggets rolled a random comment #15 posted by sasa at Was geht? ** :
Ich geh jetzt lieber wieder in mein Blümchenbeet
#163 - That's why America is doing so well economically 04/03/2013 on Clever 0
#170 - Picture 04/03/2013 on DJ 4DM1N Summons Blue-Eyes,... +13
#21 - **A Pickle rolled a random image posted in comment #220 at … 04/02/2013 on mmmm skittles 0
#22 - At first I read "Vibrating Dick" 04/02/2013 on Title +13
#104 - 'Dry toast' Its toast, of course it's supposed to be dry  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2013 on Starfox Diner 0
User avatar #105 - raynagrimm (04/02/2013) [-]
but, but, butter
#114 - The console version of BF3 is still complete shit. It freezes …  [+] (9 new replies) 04/02/2013 on EA +5
#121 - trojandetected (04/02/2013) [-]
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**trojandetected rolled a random image posted in comment #118 at green sciency stuff ** Nope the ps3 version is fine it runs smooth with 24 people i do prefer the pc version but there is nothing wrong with the console versions
#153 - dagreatmax (04/02/2013) [-]
#158 - trojandetected (04/02/2013) [-]
**trojandetected rolled a random image posted in comment #1479953 at Friendly ** come at me DJ 4DM1N
#160 - dagreatmax (04/02/2013) [-]
#130 - mcbmichael (04/02/2013) [-]
dat roll
User avatar #119 - pwnfrnzy (04/02/2013) [-]
I have the Xbox version and I don't have issues like that, you wouldn't happen to be on PS3 would you? I hear those guys have issues galore with BF3. I'm hoping it won't be the same with BF4 on both PS3 and PS4 (if it does have a PS3 version).
User avatar #125 - lmaopwnt (04/02/2013) [-]
EA is already rushing the completion of BF4 for the PS4 release.
Chances are it's going to suck, have a lot of issues, or both.
I'm hoping DICE can pull it off though, but I feel as if EA is just an anchor to them.
User avatar #126 - pwnfrnzy (04/02/2013) [-]
Ever seen the Episode of Viva La Bam on MTV were they spend a few days on a river and at the end Don Vito has an anchor chained to him?
Exactly how I envision the relationship of EA and DICE.

I just hope BF4 will work good, people are saying the gap between BFBC2 and BF3 was large due to developing the Frostbite Engine and now it's faster releases since now the engine it getting tweaks and updates.
User avatar #116 - mrnoodlez (04/02/2013) [-]
Man, that sucks. Should have got a PC.
#16 - r u fukin serious m8 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_picture… 04/02/2013 on Anyone Else? 0
#72 - Okay, even the horsefuckers have standards. That's just disgusting. 04/02/2013 on I love Brian. +5
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#49 - theblondefetus (04/25/2013) [-]
This made me think of you
#50 to #49 - A Pickle ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#52 to #50 - theblondefetus (04/25/2013) [-]
It's your destiny
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#48 - A Pickle ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#47 - A Pickle ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
**A Pickle rolled user Benka **
**A Pickle rolled user Benka **
#46 - A Pickle ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
**A Pickle rolled user came **
**A Pickle rolled user came **
#42 - ied (04/14/2013) [-]
Wut?
#43 to #42 - A Pickle ONLINE (04/14/2013) [-]
i have no idea
i have no idea
User avatar #44 to #43 - ied (04/14/2013) [-]
LOL
User avatar #40 - ied (04/09/2013) [-]
NICE NAME!
#41 to #40 - A Pickle ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Thanks bro
#31 - theblondefetus (04/09/2013) [-]
I made this for you
#33 to #32 - theblondefetus (04/09/2013) [-]
Oh my god you used it
#34 to #33 - A Pickle ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
How could I not

its glooorious
#35 to #34 - theblondefetus (04/09/2013) [-]
I like this moment

This is a nice moment

You're a cool person

And you have the best username ever
#36 to #35 - A Pickle ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Why thank you sir   
   
Your username is also amazing
Why thank you sir

Your username is also amazing

#37 to #36 - theblondefetus (04/09/2013) [-]
Now you're just being nice, but alright

Au revoir, pickle
User avatar #38 to #37 - A Pickle ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Adios, blonde-haired fetus

By the way, you're talking to a pickle over the internet

you should probably stop getting high
#39 to #38 - A Pickle ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
forgot to add a picture, but I got nothin anyway
forgot to add a picture, but I got nothin anyway
User avatar #30 - A Pickle ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
testing filter

DJ 4DM1N
#28 - A Pickle ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
**A Pickle rolled user aklidic **
**A Pickle rolled user aklidic **
User avatar #29 to #28 - aklidic ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
I cri ever tim
#25 - potatonuggets **User deleted account** (04/03/2013) [-]
**potatonuggets rolled a random comment #3859159 posted by mysterie at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** :
i feel pretty weird right now
#26 to #25 - A Pickle ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
**A Pickle rolled a random comment #81 posted by rieskimo at Fellowship ** :
"These are both going up your ass"



Sorry, I got lazy and didn't finish the shading.
User avatar #27 to #26 - potatonuggets **User deleted account** (04/03/2013) [-]
**potatonuggets rolled a random comment #15 posted by sasa at Was geht? ** :
Ich geh jetzt lieber wieder in mein Blümchenbeet
User avatar #23 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
Your username is the best.
User avatar #24 to #23 - A Pickle ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
why thank you
#18 - kingofthepickles (12/04/2012) [-]
I heard there was a pickle gathering
User avatar #19 to #18 - A Pickle ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
pfft you just made an account today, that doesn't count
User avatar #17 - nickypickle (12/04/2012) [-]
I HAVE ARRIVED
User avatar #14 - frozenpickle (11/28/2012) [-]
Pickle brother
User avatar #15 to #14 - A Pickle ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
We must find the rest of the Pickle family!
User avatar #16 to #15 - frozenpickle (11/28/2012) [-]
its my live quest now
#7 - tehfawkess (06/13/2012) [-]
Congratulations you whore.
User avatar #3 - A Pickle ONLINE (06/07/2010) [-]
YES I FINALLY WAS ABLE TO LOG BACK IN
User avatar #2 - Achcer (02/18/2010) [-]
FOr the "failed" meme attempt, How bout calling it "Raep Face Man"
User avatar #1 - sourkid (02/17/2010) [-]
**sourkid rolls 679,875,257**
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