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User avatar #5 - zourch (07/20/2014) [+] (25 replies)
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ahh halo CE back when things made sense and Cortana wasn't a bitch
#8 - ixathejanitor (07/20/2014) [+] (8 replies)
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Mc collection comes out soon. My body could not be more ready.
#17 - GDUBBS has deleted their comment [+] (15 replies)
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User avatar #113 - xtremehivoltage (07/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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Hey guys! Wanted to say thanks for my most thumbed content ever! Almost top 200 on content!
#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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>team slayer

**** you
#25 - maxsexington (07/20/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Play original Halo for Pc

>screen name was Judas
>Would kill teamkill
>their window says "you just got betrayed by Judas"
>get kicked
#1 - huntergriff ONLINE (07/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #7 - fatspartan (07/20/2014) [+] (11 replies)
I remember back when I used to play Runescape, there were SO MANY PEOPLE trying to trick idiots into dropping their valuables and Alt+F4ing by saying it was a cheat to multiply items.
User avatar #42 - commontroll (07/20/2014) [+] (5 replies)
So, I guess I'll share my story about Halo PC.

>Grew up without an Xbox or any other console
>Had a crappy PC though
>So crappy all the Spartans in the game had white armor, Master Chief included
>Name myself "A Dirty Jew" and start playing
>Played that **** religiously, got better and better
>Could snipe somebody across Blood Gulch with the sniper rifle, even with it taking time to get there

Fast forward to high school
>Rich private school, I'm the poorfag
>This place is so rich I had three classmates have Cameros as first cars, and a few who had Porsches that their parents bought just for sweet little Timmy
>Nobody actually named Timmy
>They make us get Macs or else we can't go to school there any more
>Get one because I'd probably be stabbed at my public school
>Somebody finds a demo for Halo CE on Mac and soon most of the school is playing it, generally in study hall and Computer Hall
>Decide to take up my mantle again and claim dominance
>Kill all the plebs, my moniker becomes infamous amongst the slackers. Finally reveal my alias to my QT3.14 friend (good looking beta = single in high school)
>That's you commontroll!? Everybody in computers keeps yelling out in class " ******* dirty Jew!" and getting in trouble."
>Totally don't win the girl
>Don't get school-wide fame
>Don't get the respect nod from teachers
>Damn it feels good to be gangsta.
#54 - durkadurka (07/20/2014) [-]
Oh man, Halo CE was the **** . That game was basically my first shooter and I'm sure I have the CD around here somewhere.
#88 - darkjustifier ONLINE (07/21/2014) [+] (5 replies)
inb4 red pinkies
#13 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Oh my gosh ur such a hucker xD XD
#98 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i was going to leave the likes at 999 but i had to live it your welcome for the fourth digit
i was going to leave the likes at 999 but i had to live it your welcome for the fourth digit
User avatar #106 - lolmasterx (07/21/2014) [-]
Code Ment teamdeatchmatch Team deathmatch?
User avatar #87 - liero (07/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I miss Halo CE...
User avatar #104 to #87 - huntergriff ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
you can still play it. the servers were saved.
#62 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/20/2014) [-]
"public standard Team slayer" (deathmatch for you new/non-halofags)
it must be pretty cloudy from the top of that high horse
User avatar #70 - diliges (07/20/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Halo stories I suppose. This is a very long story so read if you want, idc. just thought I would share.

I used to go to events/tournaments for the Halo series, I went to one in Knoxville, Tennessee. I had a friend that introduced me to some of his friends and we ended up forming a team. Gotta admit, it was a horrible team. Just a ragtag group of friends wanting to go pro. The guys on our team we're barely better than my friend and I was leagues ahead of him. We ended up dropping some guy from the team to pick up another guy that was a better main slayer than I. So weeks go by while we practice and I thought that we could actually get somewhere if me and this guy could carry the other two.

The tournament rolls around and I drive 14 hours from Minnesota to Tennessee to be in this thing. Get there at night and get a room at the nearby La Quinta (which sucked balls by the way) and figure out I am the first of my team to arrive, everyone else lived a little more than two hours away. I got a little worried about that but blew it off, morning after I wake up, text my team and meet them, had pancake cardboard from the Inn and went out to the pavilion while we waited on our fourth, which was the main slayer I was talking about earlier. He said he was nearby and to wait at the place for him. So we get there and we wait forever, we text him to see whats up and he keeps ignoring us. So there is about half an hour until pool play starts and we get ditched by this guy. (You can't participate unless you have your full team btw)

We knew we we're boned without him but we still wanted to play anyways, we spent the next half hour trying to find some random guy that would take our guys place. We give up but some bro on a megaphone announces we need a guy. So this is where I came into contact with who I will call Black Hero. He was black, probably 350 pounds, and had a neckbeard. He was the couch of another team that already finished their pool play.
User avatar #111 to #75 - sptnfouroneseven (07/21/2014) [-]
My friends and I never went to any tournaments or anything, all we did was sit in our rooms and talk **** to each other while demolishing kids in Swat, Snipers, Ranked Slayer and Doubles.

Though, some of my favorite stories come from Halo 3, at one point my friend(Who didn't do that well usually) and I were doing split screen since he was over, and we were doing Ninja Assault on Last Resort. He dies and the bomb resets on the beach, tell him to spawn and charge in while I backdoor to the plant location with the bomb and a trusty old Shotgun/BR combo. I drop down from the stairs and plant the bomb, picking up a Bubble Shield and drop it as someone rounds the corner from outside. Pull out the BR and start to trade shots with him in and out of the bubble as the bomb counts down. Kill him and crouch on the bomb waiting, two more show up, kill one with the shotgun melee combo as he enters the shield and take a few shots at the last guy, before the bomb goes off with me yelling "THIS! IS! SPARTA!" as loud as I could.
#66 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Halo is gay
User avatar #77 to #66 - huntergriff ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
so are feminists.
#4 - applescryatnight (07/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Halo CE was great. i played it again like 2 years ago, still had like 2 dozen servers up.
i had one favorited, basically it was packed with admin's minions.
3 weapons, 3rd one always a rocket launcher, infinite vehicles, the works.
loved it, but i lost it a while ago. i gotta find a pirated copy with multiplayer
#48 to #4 - koymivay (07/20/2014) [-]
Man, I still have my cd key pinned to a board on my wall, and my friend had to reinstall the game so often he knows his key by heart.
#2 - legoseed (07/20/2014) [-]
oh my 						*******					 god yes
oh my ******* god yes
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