Story for you
>Inb4 red pinkies
>2 years ago
>playing Halo: CE on PC
>yes this is oldfag
>see server "public standard Team slayer" (deathmatch for you new/non-halofags)
>15/16 slots, blood gulch
>people literally role-playing
>they say "you cant be here get out"
>look at chat log
>most say they are like 8
>bunch of "I wish i could be (insert color)"
>blue for police, etc, basic ****
>say into chat "Hey I'm the server admin. saw you guys' predicament. If you hold Alt and hit F4, a menu pops up and you can change your player's color
>15 slots open
>invite Xfire friends
>actually play Slayer
Sorry thought I'd share. Remembered it and made me laugh.