(untitled). . l) : is looking to pay to watch all day hur_ _ arnett: IN/ time has come
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User avatar #1 - chewiewhatawookie (09/01/2014) [+] (9 replies)
You know what else comes? Penises.
User avatar #3 to #2 - chewiewhatawookie (09/01/2014) [-]
It wasn't a joke.
#7 - iRoflcopterU (09/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #5 - alleksi ONLINE (09/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I think they were only accepting movie graduates.
User avatar #8 - payseht ONLINE (09/01/2014) [+] (6 replies)
okay, best job in the world except... thread. (still working on the name)
E.g. You're payed to watch porn 8h a day. You aren't allowed to masturbate.

What would be the flipside of this job, and what else can you come up with?

Male pornstar. You're not allowed to come until the shot is needed (several hours in).
Game tester, but everything you test is so horribly buggy and unpolished, there's no real fun to be had, only frustration.
You're payed to watch Netflix all day, but only the shows you're not interested in.
You're payed to sit around the internet all day, but all your favorite sites are blocked.
You get to watch early screenings of highly anticipated shows, but the final product (the actual pilot they'll air) will be different to what you saw (small changes, maybe big changes, maybe they'll change something you really liked, knowing it was pretty pointless to see it since it's not what they'll go with)
Boob inspector, but the only clients are old women afraid they felt a lump.
User avatar #11 - mondominiman (09/01/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I have it on all day but I never really watch it. I don't know how long it's been since I've sat down and watched something straight from beginning to end. It's mostly on as background noise for me. I'm actually doing it right now, I have "movie 43" on right now since some posts back people were talking about it
#14 to #13 - hashtronaut ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
also - this **** was pretty funny so far, Ive seen the first 2 episodes. dont mind the buffer symbol, my connection sucks dickbutt.
#22 - elcreepo (09/02/2014) [-]
LINK. NOW.    
It's my dream...

It's my dream...
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