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I Anonymous (ID: madam} / 04/ ( Mon)
I have a story
see me
we in 2007
got new computer
s at camp
sdad' s en business the
smom just left for work
sail alone
presently learned you can watch porn en the computer
sleek it up
sen pornhub
swater first video
sonly ********** to still pictures before
tootally naked because **** it. no ones home
shard as a statue
off
shame huge urge to take a massive ****
sge to bathroom
seem still playing in the living reem
slackest **** of my life
waif way through i hear my morris car coming
******* . jpeg
spank and run to computer leaving a trail of ****
seat out of porn
shear front deer
smom screams because en the floor
sshe think' s it was Banjo. our labrador
smells at him
walk in. feeling relieved
smfw i realize still ass naked and rock hard
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User avatar #1 - fezzo (08/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Just tell her it's because you're happy to see her
#6 - bustalimes (08/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Always good to know
+1
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User avatar #11 to #9 - blokrokker ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
massive ******* woman
It's usually used in regards to landwhales, but sometimes it's used sarcastically/jokingly to refer to the speaker.

It actually means "my face when", indicating the image/gif accompanying the post
#5 - tbeaz (08/06/2014) [-]
I think this kind of horrid preparation combined with ridiculous situational unawareness is due some kind of diagnosis.

I guess it is 4chan.
#13 - maxey ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
hfw
hfw
#17 - disies (08/06/2014) [+] (5 replies)
"Yeah...I can explain."
User avatar #18 - antiponiesuser (08/06/2014) [+] (10 replies)
lol faggits go outside you wont get gf nevah
#14 - knightgiver ONLINE (08/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This is just too god damn funny to read
User avatar #16 to #14 - deathstare (08/06/2014) [-]
so you didn't read it?
#31 - anonymous (08/06/2014) [-]
#26 - madmanransom (08/06/2014) [-]
I've read some ****** up **** in my days, but Jesus Christ.
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#22 - blackermagic (08/06/2014) [-]
Moms fw when she sees him and it all makes sense
Moms fw when she sees him and it all makes sense
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