(untitled). . I Anonymous (ID: madam} / 04/ ( Mon) I have a story see me we in 2007 got new computer s at camp sdad' s en business the smom just left for work s (untitled) I Anonymous (ID: madam} / 04/ ( Mon) have a story see me we in 2007 got new computer s at camp sdad' en business the smom just left for work
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I Anonymous (ID: madam} / 04/ ( Mon)
I have a story
see me
we in 2007
got new computer
s at camp
sdad' s en business the
smom just left for work
sail alone
presently learned you can watch porn en the computer
sleek it up
sen pornhub
swater first video
sonly overfucked to still pictures before
tootally naked because fuck it. no ones home
shard as a statue
off
shame huge urge to take a massive shit
sge to bathroom
seem still playing in the living reem
slackest shit of my life
waif way through i hear my morris car coming
hohshit. jpeg
spank and run to computer leaving a trail of shit
seat out of porn
shear front deer
smom screams because en the floor
sshe think' s it was Banjo. our labrador
smells at him
walk in. feeling relieved
smfw i realize still ass naked and rock hard
...
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User avatar #1 - fezzo
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(08/05/2014) [-]
Just tell her it's because you're happy to see her
User avatar #15 to #1 - exclamation
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(08/06/2014) [-]
I remember there was a greentext where the mom would try to **** her son repeatedly, and had dozens of ss magazines stashed in the basement
User avatar #7 to #1 - worldatarms
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(08/06/2014) [-]
*sirens wailing*
#2 to #1 - darkpotato
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(08/06/2014) [-]
**darkpotato rolled image** uhhh...
User avatar #3 to #2 - butterduck
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(08/06/2014) [-]
The roll is real.
#6 - bustalimes
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(08/06/2014) [-]
Always good to know
User avatar #8 to #6 - leonhardt
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(08/06/2014) [-]
In writing, it's good to establish who the speaker is.
#9 - sergife
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User avatar #19 to #9 - otterbelly
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(08/06/2014) [-]
MFW is usually short for "My face when"
User avatar #10 to #9 - arreatface
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(08/06/2014) [-]
Marilyn's Feces do the Woogaloo
User avatar #11 to #9 - blokrokker
Reply +17 123456789123345869
(08/06/2014) [-]
massive ******* woman
It's usually used in regards to landwhales, but sometimes it's used sarcastically/jokingly to refer to the speaker.

It actually means "my face when", indicating the image/gif accompanying the post
#5 - tbeaz
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(08/06/2014) [-]
I think this kind of horrid preparation combined with ridiculous situational unawareness is due some kind of diagnosis.

I guess it is 4chan.
#13 - maxey
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(08/06/2014) [-]
hfw
hfw
#17 - disies
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(08/06/2014) [-]
"Yeah...I can explain."
#23 to #17 - warrupnigua
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(08/06/2014) [-]
can you explain that dick in your arse too boy


oh sorry its mine
User avatar #27 to #23 - disies
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(08/06/2014) [-]
Sorry, I didn't mean to pull it out, its just that your mom was watching you all ****** and everything and she wanted it too.
#29 to #27 - warrupnigua
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(08/06/2014) [-]
did you really insult my mother over the internet? please stop before i'm going to cry and call the police on you! you don't know me or my family so stop bullying me, PUNK !!!!!!!
User avatar #30 to #29 - Byte
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(08/06/2014) [-]
Triggered
#34 to #30 - warrupnigua
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(08/07/2014) [-]
YOU WaNNA FIGHT ME IRL?????? ILL FILL YOUR BITCH ASS WITH SO MANY HOLES YOU END UP LOOKING LIKE SWISS CHEESE IN A COFFIN BOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #18 - antiponiesuser
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(08/06/2014) [-]
lol faggits go outside you wont get gf nevah
#20 to #18 - diamondstuff
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#21 to #20 - warrupnigua
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(08/06/2014) [-]
hello, are you interested in buying this cum soaked sock? it has only been used for 3 months and looks brand new except from the white spots which give it an unique appearance compared to your normal socks. what are you waiting for? order now and have your feet covered in semen in no time!
#25 to #21 - diamondstuff
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(08/06/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#28 to #25 - warrupnigua
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(08/06/2014) [-]
i'll let you yiff my front tail if purchase one pair of cumsocks
#32 to #28 - diamondstuff
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(08/06/2014) [-]
no
no
#33 to #32 - warrupnigua
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(08/06/2014) [-]
okay you can be the top for tonight... one night only tough
#35 to #33 - diamondstuff
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(08/07/2014) [-]
awww but i like being on the bottom
#36 to #35 - warrupnigua
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(08/07/2014) [-]
tough luck buddy


now hurry up and creampie my bootyhole
#14 - knightgiver
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(08/06/2014) [-]
This is just too god damn funny to read
User avatar #16 to #14 - deathstare
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(08/06/2014) [-]
so you didn't read it?
#12 - kupaahokulani
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(08/06/2014) [-]
HA!
#22 - blackermagic
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(08/06/2014) [-]
Moms fw when she sees him and it all makes sense
Moms fw when she sees him and it all makes sense
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