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#7 - YllekNayr (08/06/2014) [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #3 - fezzo (08/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
'Come to dragon'sh reach to discussh the ongoing hoshtilities like the rest of you "great warriors"?'

#1 - shallowandpedantic (08/05/2014) [-]
**shallowandpedantic rolled image** Interested in a dragon bone
User avatar #5 - mydad (08/06/2014) [-]
I had just finished up the college of winterhold and became arch mage on my mage account his name was harry potter , when I walked in and this ****** told me "I should consider joining the mage's guild"

**** this guy
User avatar #16 - adunsaveme (08/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #17 - logiblack (08/06/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Well, what the **** is he supposed to do with a dead dragon?
User avatar #20 to #17 - undeadmaus (08/06/2014) [-]
Don't know man, what do paleontologists do with dead dinosaurs?
User avatar #31 - captnnorway (08/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I just tried to play skyrim again a few days ago.
>Load save, in some house in Whiterun. Some dead bloke at my feet
>Go outside, remember I have a high bounty in skyrim "Stop right there criminal scum" or whatever they say
>Run out of town into the cats
>Accidentally use the shout because I thought sprinting was on that button
> **** now I have cats and dogs after me
>Get on my horse, run away, majestic as ****
>Decide to roam around a little, find some bandits to rape or something
>See a dragon, dismount and run like a madman at it
>It's attacking an outpost, might have been friendly but I shot everything just to be sure
> **** one of the dudes survived, run away again
>Some ******* giant killed my horse while I was gone
>gangraped by giant and man

Skyrim, never again.
User avatar #29 - dragostarc ONLINE (08/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Skyrim related;
>Be me a few days ago
>playing the rims of the sky
>coming back to Riverwood complete the golden claw quest (accidentally stole an iron dagger in plain sight so they all attacked me for a few days)
>About to leave when suddenly first dragon after the watchtower fight
>guards, some townspeople, and I with decent destruction and one-hand for a level 10 at the time (i think) take it down easily
>Absorb its soul in front of all the onlookers
>Walk by them and they all spout their lines about that happening
>Including the guards
>not even a minute later, leaving the town again, when the guards who i saw earlier say those ******* words
>"My cousin is out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard Duty." and the other one, "I've been thinking... Maybe I'm the dragonborn!"
#9 - anonymous (08/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolled image** dragon dildoes however...
#21 to #9 - plumpbooty (08/06/2014) [-]
#30 - posby (08/06/2014) [+] (4 replies)
#38 - iceempress (08/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Be me
>Be playing Skyrim
>On the road to Ivarstead
>Kill a few wolves
>Suddenly random hunter appears on his horse
>The horse is walking in the air doing some crazy ****
>It zooms off towards the hills
>Must be the new fast traveling system.
#56 - Monopolus (08/06/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I still hate the voice acting in Skyrim. The only memorable voices are the big names, everyone else is voiced by like 3 people it seems.

Also Farengar sounds retarded, I have to say.

Ready for your rage.
User avatar #60 to #56 - alphagex (08/06/2014) [-]
You think the voice acting in skyrim is limited?

Try looking in Oblivion
User avatar #39 - tinglyturtletaint (08/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Well. Those bones were probably pretty easy to come by seeing as every dragon in the game was buried somewhere in Skyrim. That would be like if cavemen came back from the dead and I tried to sell an old bowl or carving tool to someone who studies cavemen. May have got him excited in the past, but not when the ******* are walking around en masse.
User avatar #28 - mymommasallama (08/06/2014) [-]
i had 2 characters on xbox skyrim, and always thought he had a really long narrow chin/face.....finally get it on PC to find out they are merely mutton chops. quite awesome mutton chops i might add.
#26 - divinexve (08/06/2014) [-]
**divinexve rolled image** what im obsessed with
#25 - anonymous (08/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #35 - jabsgreywarden (08/06/2014) [+] (15 replies)
My Skyrim game was taken from me... I miss it. I mean I have Oblivion, but Skyrim.... and all of my Halo games....

'Tis a sad day....
User avatar #43 to #35 - heartlessrobot (08/06/2014) [-]
What happened?
User avatar #2 - dirtyhornets (08/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Since i play on xbox i never noticed his ******* UGLY SAD EXCUSE FOR FACIAL HAIR
#40 - anonymous (08/06/2014) [-]
yup, that's..... that's Farengar for you :/ i just killed him out of frustration, couldn't help it.
#37 - alazurus (08/06/2014) [-]
I asked myself this a few years ago.
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